People who are interested in comics will never die in the Shura field

In this world, I'm sure I'll get a promotion and a raise. Please have pity on me.

Yamabuki Hanajin immediately pulled the blanket over herself: "Don't wipe your snot on me. My priority is happiness. If saving the world doesn't make me happy, then..."

Didn't you save the world for nothing? Besides, you're only doing this for a promotion and a raise. Don't you understand company culture? What's wrong with dancing a hula? How can you expect a reward without effort?

"Woman, you need to understand the situation."

Lista bit her skirt with an exaggerated expression: "Damn it, I'm a genuine goddess, and I have to do a hula dance to please a mortal? Wearing this out is just too..."

How embarrassing!

Yamabuki Hana Ran suddenly looked at Lista seriously: "As a goddess, saving the world is your mission. Now, in order to save the world, you can't even bear this little bit of grievance?"

"If you're willing to accept that, what right do you have to call yourself a goddess? In my opinion, you're just a selfish person! I won't work for scum like you, give up."

Lista felt as if she had been stabbed repeatedly by the other party's moral blade.

"Yes! As a goddess, it's incredibly incompetent of me to refuse even something like this in order to save the world. Okay, hula dance, is that it?" Lista made her decision with a determined look.

Determined, she took out her treasured grass skirt, which she had kept for many years, and prepared to perform a piece.

The woman, seemingly out of nowhere, pulled out her phone and quickly snapped a photo: "Truly a goddess! I must say, you have a great figure. I've already posted the photo on my WeChat Moments."

It is. ”

Lista shattered instantly. It was already outrageous enough for a goddess to constantly please mortals, but this person actually posted about it on social media? Making everyone know about it?

Doesn't my goddess have any pride?

"I can't help it, I feel really happy like this." Yamabuki Hanaran revealed a strange yet charming smile: "Alright, Goddess, please begin your performance."

Lista realizes that the world is beyond saving. Why is the hero who saves the world such a strange person?

Lista then picked up the list of those who summoned Yamabuki Hanajin and finally saw the last sentence on the list.

"A person who enjoys himself? Why is he called a person who enjoys himself? Isn't this a bit too much?" Lista looked at the girl in front of her with a look of despair.

Forget it, as long as I can save the world and get a promotion and a raise, nothing else matters. No, I'm doing this to save humanity; I must become a great goddess.

“Now that we’ve danced the hula, can we go to another world?” Lista stared at Yamabuki Hanajin.

Yamabuki Hanaichi laughed heartily: "Don't worry, although I like to have fun, I never go back on my word. As long as you can keep bringing me fun, I'll help save the world, how about that?"

Lista felt utterly exhausted, and staggered as she opened the door to the other world. And so, the two of them finally arrived in the so-called other world.

"With this money, you can buy a set of initial equipment, which should be enough to deal with ordinary monsters. In addition, I will also give you two special skills, which will definitely come in handy at critical moments."

"Listella sighed."

With a pile of gold coins in hand, Shan Chuihua strode towards the village next door.

"Huh? Where are you going? The weapon shop is over here," Lista shouted at Yamabuki Hanajin.

"A weapon shop? Why would I go to a weapon shop? I'm going to use this money to find two cute girls to hang out with. After all, having fun is the most important thing!"

"You come back here! I'll fight you to the death!"

Chapter 795 (Main Text 798) The Slime Who Died the Most Tragically in History

"I'm telling you, goddess, you really don't understand the rules of this world at all. As the saying goes, the thinner the clothes, the higher the defense; the less you wear, the more devastating the damage. Have you ever seen a magical girl in a magical world?"

"Wearing a full set of plate armor?" Yamabuki Hanajin was forcibly dragged into the equipment shop by Ristarte to choose plate armor.

“What kind of strange common sense is this? This is the real world, those weird facts don’t work here,” Lista shouted.

Yamabuki Hanajin stared at the owner of the equipment shop in front of her: "This sexy and charming uncle, do you have any stockings with higher defense than plate armor? Black stockings are more suitable for my temperament."

"How could there be such an outrageous thing? I'm sorry my companion has caused you trouble, we'll leave right away," Lista shouted.

The uncle at the equipment shop looked proud.

"I never expected, I never imagined there would be such a discerning person in this world! Little girl, just you wait." The equipment shop owner immediately ran to the backyard, and after about three or four minutes, he came out with a strange box containing two ultra-thin black stockings: "This is armor made from the spit of a legendary spider monster. Its defensive power is unmatched even by ordinary steel. Since you are a hero who will save the world, I'll give you these two stockings. This is the best armor in the entire village. You must save the world!"

"Boss! I never expected to meet a kindred spirit in another world! How about we become sworn brothers? We don't need to be born on the same day, month, and year, but we do need to be born on the same day, month, and year!" Yamabuki Hanachi exclaimed excitedly.

He stared intently at the equipment shop owner.

"Stop right now! Why is the plot taking such a strange turn? Why did you become sworn brothers with the equipment shop owner? I just can't understand your logic!" Liz

Ta felt like her mind was about to break down.

Yamabuki Hanajin looked at Lista with a serious expression: "What's so curious about that? Don't you know that behind every hero stands an equipment shop owner? I'm clearly..."

You're clearly recruiting teammates! Aren't we supposed to save the world? How can I do it alone? The power of the masses is the greatest. Why don't you, a girl, understand such a simple truth?

""

Lista looked completely exhausted.

as long as you are happy.

Shan Chui Hua Lan somehow got hold of a radio, which played some strange music.

"This bow—a gesture of unwavering loyalty and courage."

"I can't keep up with you. I should go back first, so I won't interfere with your saving the world." Just as Lista was about to leave, Yamabuki Hanaren grabbed her neck tightly.

"As the goddess of this world, you should naturally witness the world being saved. Alright, let's set off together." Yamabuki Hanakami pulled a katana directly from her cloak.

The knife and sword point to the sky.

So, is the weapon in your hand a knife or a sword?

"Although I really want to embark on this journey to save the world with you, I have a wife and children at home that I can't leave behind. I'm sorry, I'll be here waiting for your triumphant return!" - Equipment shop owner

Tears welled up.

Once upon a time, whose dream wasn't to save the world?

But unfortunately, his dreams were crushed by life, and he could only work as the owner of an equipment shop, watching the legendary hero embark on his journey.

And so, Yamabuki Hanajin and the Goddess of Facial Expressions headed toward the next village.

"Alright, let me give you a brief introduction to the battle system." Lista patted her cheek. Although this hero's personality seemed rather strange, anyway...

Everything is back on track.

“Just silently say ‘attribute’ and you’ll see your attribute panel.” Lista said smugly, crossing her arms.

“Attributes.” Yamabuki Hanajin murmured, and a cube-shaped attribute panel instantly appeared in front of her.

"Are you sure this is my attribute panel? Why does it feel so strange? Why are all the values ​​question marks? I'm not a closed-off person." Yamabuki Hana stared at Lista.

Lista pinched her chin with curiosity, wondering why the other person's attributes were all question marks.

"There should only be one explanation for the current situation: her attribute values ​​are too high, exceeding the upper limit of this world's system, which will result in this bug-like situation."

Sure enough, I wasn't wrong about him. Maybe he can beat all the way to the Demon King. Heh heh heh, life is a piece of cake! Hahaha!" Ristarte burst into laughter.

Although you can't see the attribute panel, you can see the unique skills.

"Why is there only one unique skill?" Lista asked curiously, but then thought, "Skills are important, but how can they be as important as numerical values?"

With the numbers in place, the Demon King is crushed.

“Let me see what your skill is.” Lista stared at Yamabuki Hanajin’s skill.

Random Summon: Can randomly summon fire-attribute weapons, skills, and items, with no limit on power or level.

"Random skills? Isn't that a bit too outrageous?" Lista was completely unaware of the seriousness of the situation.

Just as she was studying the skill, a monster suddenly jumped over from the side.

"It's here. It's the classic villain from all RPG games, a slime. Don't worry at all, it's the weakest monster; even a little kid could easily defeat it with a stick."

"Drive it away, then you can use it to practice." Lista put her hands on her hips.

Yamabuki Hana took a deep breath.

There are two most famous slimes in the world of anime.

One of them is Lord Rimuru, the Demon Lord.

The second one is this one. This slime doesn't even have its own name, but it is the slime that died in the most sensational way in the history of anime.

After being bombarded continuously by the hero's skills for several hours, not even a speck of dust remained.

The mountain flower trembled as it reached out its hand and embraced it with a heart full of compassion.

"Mr. Slime, you probably don't know how tragic your fate is. Don't worry, I'm not the kind of pervert who enjoys torturing others; I prefer a swift and decisive kill. I will make you die."

Very cleanly, without any pain, Amen. After hugging Mr. Slime, Yamabuki Hana-jin grabbed the slime and threw it onto the cutting board.

Lista looked on with curiosity, wondering what the other person wanted to do.

With a grateful heart, Yamabuki Hanajin killed the slime directly, then gently sliced ​​it open with a knife, removed its transparent internal organs, and dismembered the slime's body.

Divide it evenly into strips.

Bake over high heat. Take a large bowl, add three tablespoons of soy sauce, one tablespoon of aged vinegar, one tablespoon of sesame oil, a little sesame oil, a little cucumber shreds, and a little cilantro.

Cook the dried slime in boiling water over high heat until cooked through, then rinse it in cold water. Finally, place the slime in a bowl and stir well.

"The slime noodles are ready, please enjoy."

Chapter 796 (Main Text 799) Random Summoning Skill? Meteor Volcano?

Lista stared at the steaming bowl of noodles in front of her, then looked at Yamabuki Hana, and wondered, "Why did you turn such a cute slime into noodles?"

No matter what, it's a monster. Can you really eat this thing? You must be really hungry to eat anything.

Yamabuki Hana, holding a steaming hot slime, approached Ristarte with a beaming smile: "Ristarte, Ristarte, I used to have a few friends who loved bringing all sorts of monsters..."

I've learned a little bit about making this dish, so don't worry, it'll definitely taste delicious. As your good friend, I'll let you try it first.

Lista stared at the bowl of noodles made from slime, her expression going beyond mere disgust; it was utter shock.

"Get out! I absolutely will not eat this. Even if I starve to death, even if I no longer become a goddess, I will never be a monster. I have not mistreated you, why are you doing this to me?" Liss

Tower screamed in despair. This hero was definitely strange. Although she was a new goddess, she had summoned heroes several times, but only this hero had a completely different personality.

"There's a flaw!" Yamabuki Hanaichi picked up a piece of slime and shoved it directly into Ristarte's mouth.

"No way, no way, it's so delicious! Why is it so delicious even though it's just ordinary slime?" Ristarte slurped up a mouthful of noodles and suddenly realized how wonderful the slime was.

The food tastes pretty good.

"You can question my skills, but you can't question my cooking. I've received professional training." Yamabuki Hanajin looked at the noodles in the bowl with great pride.

Hmm, the goddess didn't have any other reaction after eating it. It seems that the monsters in this world are not poisonous and can be eaten. Now I can eat it without worry.

The noodles made from slime have a texture similar to jelly, which is quite unique.

"Next time, I'll try making slime into chilled cold noodles! It should be very popular," Yamabuki Hanajin muttered to herself.

"What do you do for a living? How can you make slime taste so good?" Lista's eyes sparkled.

"Eating slimes may be a small step for us, but it's a giant leap in culinary history, Ristarte. If you like, I'll cook all sorts of monsters for you along the way."

"You eat." Yamabuki Hanajin said, hands on her hips.

And so, the two continued on to the next village, only to encounter a second monster, the legendary goblin, not far away.

Looking at the goblin in front of her, Yamabuki Hanajin had already prepared a knife and fork. In the world of "Goblin Slayer", Yamabuki Hanajin had already tasted the goblin.

Although it's not particularly tasty, with skillful preparation, it can still be swallowed.

"It's time to show your true skills." Yamabuki Hanaran remembered that she had another skill, and waved to the goddess next to her, telling her to step back.

"Random summon! I wonder what kind of skills it will summon?" Yamabuki Hanajin looked at her hand curiously. At this moment, the goblin also noticed Yamabuki Hanajin and Ristarte.

Goblins often appear in large groups and pose a significant threat to novice adventurers.

"Hmph! A mere goblin can't possibly pose a threat to my hero." Lista waved her hands dismissively, showing no interest in anyone.

But soon a second goblin, a third, and a fourth appeared on the grassland.

Lista's arrogant expression froze instantly. As a goddess, she immediately used her "X-ray vision," which allowed her to see through certain attributes, to observe the large group of goblins in front of her.

"A goblin army? 99999 of them? What's going on? Why didn't anyone notice when a goblin army was approaching? Have goblins evolved to be this terrifying now?"

"Lista immediately shouted to Kanzanbuki Hanajin, "Retreat immediately! Although your stats are high, there are just too many enemies. The two of us alone are definitely not enough!"

As for our opponents, we can only notify the kingdom's regular army.

Yamabuki Hanajin tilted her head slightly, looking down at Lista: "What nonsense are you spouting? Who do you think I am?"

As she spoke, Yamabuki Hanajin suddenly reached out, and a fire-attribute skill appeared in Yamabuki Hanajin's hand.