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It’s 2024, I wish you all a happy new year.
Chapter 79: What to do if your daughter is disobedient (New book on the shelves, please pre-order)
"Ahem, ma'am, we received a call about a pervert in your house. Were you the one who called the police?" The male police officer was very determined and tried to look away from the figure of the lady in front of him.
but……
This is too scary!
I can’t look away! I can’t look away at all.
Asuka's eyes twitched slightly. These two policemen are too dedicated, aren't they? The world was almost about to end, and you were still carrying out your mission.
"I'm sorry, it was my daughter who called the police just now. We had a small dispute this morning. I'm really sorry." Shanchui Huajin smiled.
"Daughter..." The male police officer looked inside and saw Asuka with a complicated expression.
"I didn't expect... that you already have a daughter this big. How about this, leave your contact information and feel free to contact me if you have any difficulties." The male police officer looked gentle.
But the female police officer behind him had a sharp look in her eyes.
Do men have no resistance when they see beautiful women with big breasts?
That's terrible!
After sending the police away, Shanchui Huajin closed the door.
"Okay, let's eat together!" Yamabuki Hanajin pulled Asuka.
Asuka's movements were very stiff. The woman in front of her was more terrifying than an apostle. She had no idea what her purpose was.
"Why are there so many frozen foods in the refrigerator? You are in the growing period now, and you will never grow up if you eat these things." Yamabuki Hanajin pulled Asuka to the dining table and gently covered her eyes.
"What are you going to do?" Asuka asked curiously.
"God's little magic." Yamabuki Hanajima released her hands, and Asuka found that the table was filled with all kinds of delicious food.
"How's it going? Isn't it awesome?"
Asuka picked up the small piece of food skeptically and took a bite. It tasted pretty good.
"Although this is not your first time being a daughter, it is my first time being a mother. Let's get used to each other. Just act coquettishly to me as you would to your own mother!" Shanchui Huajin opened his arms.
Asuka became very depressed.
When she was four years old, her mother's soul was half devoured by Unit 2 while participating in an experiment. Since then, she became insane and treated her doll as her daughter. From then on, Asuka no longer knew what family love was.
[Hmm...did I say something wrong? But I really don't have any experience in this area. Is there any book on parenting? ]
"Yes, I'll be there soon."
There was a flash of light, and a parenting book appeared in her hands.
Turn to the first page.
"Kaido's parenting method. What to do if your daughter doesn't obey? Hit her on the head with a mace."
"What do you do when your daughter rebels? Lock her up in chains and hit her on the head with a mace."
"What should I do if my daughter is collaborating with the enemy? Hang her up and hit her on the head with a mace."
"Anyway, just hit her on the head with the mace. Bonus course: Detailed explanation of Thunder Bagua."
"Teacher Kaido: the gold medal lecturer in the pirate world, the best teacher on the sea, you deserve it. If you place an order now, you can not only attend the class for free, but also get a mace as a gift."
boom!
There was a sudden vibration next to the dining table, and a huge mace fell from mid-air and hit the side of the dining table.
Asuka was startled and found a mace stuck next to the dining table.
Asuka blinked: "This... was also caused by you!"
"that……"
"What book are you reading?" Asuka asked curiously.
"Snapped!!!"
Shan Chui Hua Jin closed the book as quickly as lightning.
"This... is just a recipe..."
"So suspicious!"
If Xiangxiang saw this, the child would definitely be scared.
"How about this! How about I sing a song for you? Have you heard the song of Xiang Xiang Happy Song? It's the one I heard when I was being dismembered... Ugh... That... System, give it to me."
system:"……"
Suddenly, Asuka's cell phone rang.
"Who would call me at this time?" Asuka looked at the caller ID and saw a name written below the phone number.
Misato Katsuragi.
"Misato? Are you okay? I saw on the news the day before yesterday that NERV's headquarters was destroyed, and I thought something happened to you." Asuka was a little excited.
For Asuka now, piloting Unit 2 to fight against the Angels is the ultimate meaning of her life.
But if even the NERV headquarters is gone, piloting Unit 2 to fight against the Angels will be in vain.
Every time EVA fights with the Apostles, it will suffer a lot of damage. The cost of each repair is enough to bankrupt a small country. Only Seele, which concentrates global resources, can build and control so many EVAs.
Misato Katsuragi's voice came from the other end of the line.
"Asuka. I just got the news that due to the death of Commander-in-Chief Ikari Gendo, I will now be the commander-in-chief of NERV. I hope you can come to Japan immediately to fight against the apostles together. I have already booked a plane ticket for you. In addition, the German military will send Unit 2 to Japan by sea. We will pick you up at the port." Misato Katsuragi said softly on the other end of the phone.
"Understood. I'll leave right away, but as for me..." Asuka looked at Yamabuki Hanae and sighed helplessly: "It's okay, there's no problem."
"Looks like you're working again? Do you need my help?" Yamabuki Hanajin spread butter on the bread and handed it to Asuka.
Asuka took the bread instinctively: "You'd better not cause trouble to humans. You are more dangerous to humans than the controllable apostles. Please stay in this room and don't go anywhere..."
"How can I do this? How can I let my fourteen-year-old daughter go to a foreign country alone? But my mother is going with you!" Yamabuki Hanajin opened his arms and hugged Asuka.
"Let me go... I can't breathe! We are all women... why is there such a big difference?" Asuka lowered her head and looked at her own two taels of flesh.
"By the way, are you going to Japan by plane?"
"If I don't take the plane, how can I take you?" Asuka complained.
"Of course. Do you want to experience what it feels like to be a dragon rider? Of course, a real dragon rider." Yamabuki Huajin added.
Of course, in this era, there are many unserious dragon riders.
Before Asuka could understand what it meant, Yamabuki Hanajima had already transformed into the form of a Lukoa dragon.
"Here you go again... You're causing unnecessary trouble for everyone." Asuka said weakly.
"It doesn't matter. There is a magic called hindered cognition. No one can see us except the two of us."
Asuka found her body wrapped in a ball of light and flew above Yamabuki Hanae's head.
"Fasten your seat belts, I'm going to start racing."
"Wait...Where can I get a seat belt!!!"
"Wuhu, take off!"
Chapter 80: Flying to the sky, shoulder to shoulder with the sun
It’s not like Asuka has never been on a plane before.
But riding on an airplane and actually flying in the sky are completely different feelings.
The morning breeze brushes across my cheeks, the scorching sun rises in the distance, and mountains and rivers flow below.
Since humans first became intelligent, they have been trying to conquer the sky. At this moment, Asuka feels that she has done it.
"Who are you?" Asuka asked in a low voice, holding the dragon horn with both hands.
"Dimension traveler, God, or anything else, it doesn't matter. How is it? Are you feeling better?" Shanchui Huajin was flying leisurely in the sky. There happened to be a civilian airliner not far away. Shanchui Huajin flew over and looked inside. Due to cognitive impairment, the people in the plane could not see Shanchui Huajin.
Decades ago, it was shocking enough for humans to discover the first angel, Adam.
But the shock that the mountain blowing flower ashes brings to mankind today exceeds the sum of thousands of years of human history.
Because today people have finally confirmed that God really exists.
And it is always watching humans.
"Then why did you choose me?" Asuka couldn't understand the dragon's thinking.
With such power, anything can be easily obtained, so why bother yourself?
"Because...it's God's will."
It is completely random who you end up in bed with when you wake up every day. What else could this be but God's will?
"Then why... don't you want me to call you mom? And you want to be my guardian? Are you kidding me?" Asuka asked.
"Come on, who doesn't want to raise such a lovely daughter?" Shanbuki Hua Jin crossed the mountains, rivers and seas, and it didn't take long for him to arrive over Japan.
"You can call your friend now. She'll be at her doorstep soon!" Shanchui Huajin said with a smile.
"Wait a minute, let's go to the sea first. After all, Unit 2 is there."
"That's right. Speaking of Unit 2, do you know that your mother's soul is in Unit 2?" asked Yamabuki Hanajin in a casual tone.
Asuka's pupils contracted.
"Anyway, I am also a god, and I know a lot of things that you don't know. Don't trust NERV too much, and there is also the Human Completion Organization Committee, and the deeper seele, they are not good people. When you were four years old, your mother participated in an experiment, and half of her soul was swallowed into Unit 2, which is why she became crazy and stupid later."
I don’t know what the mentality of these mothers in EVA is.
Yui Ikari entered Unit-01 with her entire soul to protect her son.
Asuka held Yamabuki Hanae's dragon horn tightly with both hands. In other words, the Human Equity Committee was at least half responsible for the tragedy of her childhood.
No wonder the synchronization rate between myself and Unit 2 is so high.
[Oh no, did I say too much? This child is very fragile, what if he gets depressed? ] Shanchui Huajin muttered in his heart.
Asuka just took a deep breath, "I know. What's that look? I've been alone for so many years. I'm not that fragile."
"That's good. Hold on tight, we're about to land." Shanchui Huajin had already seen the warships on the sea.
By the way, is that kid Shinji Ikari here too?
Raising a son is easy, you just have to take care of him.
Raising a daughter is not easy, you have to keep an eye on all the boys.
……
Misato Katsuragi never dreamed that the position of commander-in-chief of NERV would fall upon her.
After Ikari Gendo's death, NERV was in chaos and everyone thought that the position of commander-in-chief would fall to deputy commander Fuyutsuki.
Fuyutsuki Kozo, Ikari Yui's teacher, is a kind and gentle elder. He secretly likes Ikari Yui, but as a teacher, he has always kept this feeling in his heart and never told anyone. After the Human Instrumentality Project was completed, everyone met the most important person to them. Ikari Gendo and Fuyutsuki Kozo met Ikari Yui.
It is for this reason that he has been silently helping Ikari Gendo to complete the manpower supplement plan.
But times have changed. The arrival of Shin-chan completely disrupted everything. The remaining SEELE executives believed that Shin Godzilla was God's punishment for mankind, and the human completion plan must never be implemented again. In this way, Fuyutsuki Kozo, an old man over 70 years old, was ruthlessly captured and imprisoned.
In order to better control NERV, the top management appointed the younger Misato Katsuragi as the commander-in-chief.
Although she had risen rapidly in her position, Misato Katsuragi did not feel the slightest bit of joy. The burden of fighting against the apostles fell directly on her shoulders, making her feel suffocated.
Previously, Unit-0 and Unit-01 were unable to fight back at all when facing the Real Godzilla, and this incident made the top management begin to question EVA's ability.
Fortunately, Shinji Ikari and Rei Ayanami teamed up to defeat the Thunder Angel and protect humanity once again.
This made the voices of doubt much smaller.
It was for this reason that Misato Katsuragi urgently transferred Asuka from Germany. With three EVAs in her hands at the same time, she could move freely whether dealing with the apostles... or humans.
"Shinji? Are you up? I'm going to meet a companion today. His name is Tsuyoshi and he came from Germany. I hope you two can get along well." When facing Shinji Ikari, Misato Katsuragi once again put on the look of a gentle older sister.
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