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"Go look over there."

After the police left, Kitahara Iori cautiously came out.

"Young man, are you having some trouble? I can help you," the old principal asked kindly.

Kitahara Iori never expected to encounter a glimmer of light in her despair.

"Grandpa, you're so kind. Could you give me one of your clothes? I look like this and people might mistake me for a pervert," Kitahara Iori whispered.

"No problem." The old principal took off one of his coats and handed it over.

“Young man, you can tell me what difficulties you are facing. I have a feeling that something is wrong with this world. Please believe me, no matter what difficulties you encounter, I will help you get out of danger.” The old principal felt an instant connection with the student in front of him.

Perhaps this student was also persecuted by aliens, which is why he was carefully avoiding those who had been brainwashed.

Kitahara Iori took a deep breath: "My story is a long one. I just started school today. I drank a bit too much yesterday and forgot to wear clothes to school, so... I asked my cousin to take off her clothes and give them to me. And right there on the playground not far away, those bastards actually called the police to arrest me. I had no choice!"

The old headmaster stood up from his chair with a serious expression, suddenly raised his hand and shouted, "Officer, this is the pervert! He stole my clothes! Arrest him right now!"

Chapter 857 (Main Text · 860) Help! I've been tricked by a scoundrel!

"Are you kidding me! I already told you I was framed, why won't you believe me?" Kitahara Iori yelled.

By this time, the police had arrived, and Kitahara Iori had no choice but to flee.

“I’m here to protect the students in this school, not a pervert like you. I’ll remember you.” The old principal said sternly.

Finally, Kitahara Iori spotted a familiar face – her cousin, Nanaka.

"Sister, you have to believe me. I'm almost public enemy number one now. The police are looking for me. Can you let me find a place to hide?" Kitahara Iori looked at her cousin with hope in her eyes.

Nanaka looked at her younger brother helplessly. He could only hide for the time being, and she also handed him a shirt.

"Sister, you are truly the best sister in the world!"

Finally, someone is on my side.

"By the way, you might see a really weird-looking, muscular black guy in a bit. Don't pay attention to what he says, just think of him as the main villain in the game." Kitahara Iori immediately hid.

After searching the area twice and finding no one, the police had no choice but to leave.

"Young man, you're still too young. You react like this to such a small thing. By the way, you haven't joined the university club yet, have you? How about joining our diving club? I guarantee it'll be a lot of fun."

Kitahara Iori stiffly turned his head and saw that the two upperclassmen who had treated him to drinks yesterday were standing behind him at some point.

If it weren't for you two bastards, I wouldn't be in such a sorry state today.

I will absolutely not join diving clubs or anything like that; they're just a bunch of weirdos anyway.

I want to join a club that's all girls.

As a result, two senior students held his hands down from the left and right.

"This is the diving club application form. Put your fingerprint on it, little bro!"

"No way, I absolutely will not join any diving club!" Kitahara Iori felt that her life was already bad enough.

I don't want to associate with a bunch of perverts.

"Alright, if you can recruit one person to join us, we'll let you go."

"You can run away, but you can't hide. We know exactly where you live!"

Seeing these two senior students who looked like devils, the boy couldn't help but shed tears.

My college students! Why have they become so terrible?

Kitahara Iori clutched her head tightly.

Now that things have come to this, the only thing we can do is try to recruit people to join us. Brother, don't blame me for being heartless.

"Wait, why don't I bring that principal in? His muscles are a good match for the upperclassmen. Besides, the upperclassmen didn't stipulate that only students can join clubs?" Kitahara Iori thought to himself, a devilish smile spreading across his face.

I've come to get my revenge on you.

"What are you laughing at? I've been looking for you for a long time." Yamabuki Hanajin's voice rang out untimely from behind Kitahara Iori.

Kitahara Iori's smile froze instantly. She turned around stiffly and saw that the man who claimed to be the freest man in the world was standing right behind her.

"Help! There's a ghost!"

As expected, I am just an ordinary human being after all, and I have no way to fight against ghosts.

Yamabuki Hanajin reached out and grabbed Kitahara Iori, like grabbing a skinny little monkey, and dragged him directly to the diving club.

"I heard you're recruiting members? Let me introduce myself. I'm the new principal of this school, the freest man in the world." Yamabuki Hanajin laughed heartily: "This person is the diving club member I've brought to you."

"No! I don't want to join this place full of perverts. Sister, save me!" Kitahara Iori looked at her sister with a face full of despair.

Nanaka smiled and said, "The diving club is actually quite interesting. The principal is doing this for your own good."

“I can testify that the headmaster is a good person.” Chisa returned at some point: “When I was being harassed by a pervert, the headmaster helped me solve the problem.”

Kitahara Iori pointed at herself, trembling. "You're not referring to me as a pervert, are you?"

Surrounded by three burly men, Kitahara Iori desperately joined the diving club.

"Principal, your muscles are really impressive. But we have a small request. If you could bring us another member, we would be extremely grateful."

Yamabuki Hanajin put her hands on her hips and said, "My lovely students have said so, how can I, as the principal, refuse? Don't worry, I will definitely find a new member for you in less than half an hour."

When Kitahara Iori heard that there were actually unlucky people out there, she immediately felt less upset.

This despicable human nature!

Kohei Imamura, a student who just entered the university this year, is currently looking for a suitable club.

"My requirements for the club are very low. As long as the club is full of cute and pretty high school girls, that's fine." Kohei Imamura's face was full of hope.

As a result, the upperclassmen all looked at him as if he were crazy.

What's wrong with this handsome young man? And his shirt even has a big cute girl embroidered on it.

"Don't go! My requirements are really not high at all. If there aren't any cute high school girls... junior high school girls are fine too. I'm not picky! Why did you take out your phones and call the police? Are my requirements really that unreasonable?" Kohei Imamura looked at his upperclassmen with a look of despair.

"Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up! This guy is definitely out of his mind." The upperclassmen quickened their pace and left the place.

Kohei Imamura knelt on the ground and pounded the ground violently.

I thought I could hang out with high school girls after I got to college, but I never expected... you guys would be so heartless!

Just at this moment of despair, a hand was extended.

“Young man, why are you so desperate? You can tell me what difficulties you are facing. I am the principal of this school and I can help you solve any problems.”

When Kohei Imamura looked up, his expression became very strange.

"Why...why is the president of a Japanese university Black? And what's with that exaggerated physique? He looks more like a professional wrestler than a president. Cough cough, I just wanted to find a club full of cute girls, but I didn't expect it to be so difficult. Can you help me, President? I would be extremely grateful." Kohei Imamura said hopefully.

Yamabuki Hanajin smiled brightly: "Leave it to me, I definitely won't let you down. Come with me, I have a club here that's perfect for you."

A glint flashed in the boy's eyes.

There are still good people in this world, Mom. I met a good person!

……

"Kakaka!"

That's the sound of Kohei Imamura's neck stiffly turning.

"Crunch, crunch, crunch!"

That's the sound of pectoral muscles rubbing together.

"You bastard, you tricked me! Why are there so many muscle-bound hunks?! Help!"

Chapter 858 (Main Text, 861) The Most Liberal School Rules in History

On this day, Kohei Imamura finally understood what it meant to be caught between two men and unable to escape.

These muscular upperclassmen forced him to press his fingerprints onto his application to join the club. Kohei Imamura had already lost all hope in this world.

Beautiful girl! My beautiful girl!

Why is the principal of this school so despicable? I want to file a complaint; this is fraud.

Kitahara Iori patted his shoulder gently with a look of sympathy.

“That’s how I joined the club too. I felt like my life was over at first, but then I thought about it and it wasn’t such a big deal. It’s just a club. Four years is a long time. If we grit our teeth, we can get through it. If we work together, we can definitely stick with it.” Kitahara Iori encouraged her new clubmates.

Kohei Imamura looked at his classmate with great excitement. He never imagined that there were such good people in the world.

I was so excited.

“As long as the two of you help each other, you can overcome any difficulty. Here, have a cup of oolong tea to quench your thirst.” Kitahara Iori handed over a cup of oolong tea with a smile.

After drinking a cup of oolong tea...

"Pfft! What did you give me to drink? How could oolong tea taste like this? This thing actually caught fire! I thought you were a good person, and you actually schemed against me."

"It's so wonderful that two people are suffering with me. How can the world be so beautiful? Hahaha!"

The longest road I've ever walked in my life is the road of your schemes.

"Let's not fight amongst ourselves right now. Don't you want to get revenge on that black principal? He's ruined us so badly, I'm not going to let him get away with this." Kitahara Iori clenched her fists tightly.

No matter what, I'm a fine young man. In a one-on-one situation, the odds are even, but now I have a teammate, so it's two against one, and the advantage is in my hands.

“Indeed, that bastard has caused us so much trouble, we have to get revenge on him. But he’s so big… he probably won’t be very good at fighting, will he?” Kohei Imamura said with a worried expression.

"Hmph, those muscles are obviously from the gym. They're useless in real combat. We're two perfectly healthy adults, why would we be afraid of him? Let's just fight!"

"That's right, let's do it!"

At this moment, the two men held hands tightly, like brothers who would share life and death.

"Good brother, loyal friend, bottoms up this bottle of mineral water." - Kohei Imamura

Kitahara Iori, caught completely off guard, downed half a bottle of mineral water in one go.

"Pfft! What the hell did you give me to drink?"

"Of course it's good stuff! Do you know what the Water of Life is? It's 96% alcohol, one sip and it'll send you straight to heaven! Let them scheme against me!" Kohei Imamura grinned maliciously.

At this moment, both of them were making the most exaggerated facial expressions.

The boat of friendship can capsize at any time.

However, in the end, the two of them joined forces and vowed not to give up until they got rid of that bastard principal.

“We’ll say…we want to invite him to dinner, then secretly meet him, and then drag him into a small alley to show him what the iron fist of a male college student is like.” Kitahara Iori.

"But, if I hit the principal... won't I get expelled?" Kohei Imamura asked, somewhat troubled.

"Given our current situation, what difference does it make whether we get fired or not? I just can't swallow this insult. Do you want to be a coward for the rest of your life, or a real man for five seconds? Just do it!" Kitahara Iori realized that it wasn't the world that was crazy, but himself.

Chisa stood silently watching these two idiots from the side.

At this moment, Yamabuki Hanajin had already sat down in the principal's office and begun to fulfill the principal's duties.

Formulate school rules.

1. Summer is here, and girls' skirts should not be lower than knee-length. Summer is the season to shine, and you can wear stockings (only black and white are allowed).

2: The principal's position is determined by force; anyone who wants to be the principal can come to the principal's office for a one-on-one fight.

3. Starting today, no one except the principal is allowed to run around naked on campus, not even wearing underwear. Violators will be severely punished.

4. The principal is the only authority in the school. Don't try to reason with the principal. The principal is the only authority, unless you can beat the principal into submission.

5: This principal adopts unrestricted combat and may use the following weapons: long sword, short sword, samurai sword, pistol, submachine gun, shotgun, submachine gun, biological weapons, and nuclear weapons.

6. If you lack confidence in the principal, you can practice with a classmate first (the school does not reimburse medical expenses; if you assault a bad guy, you will have to pay for it yourself).

7: That's all I can think of for now. I'll add the rest later.

The new school rules were posted quickly.

Soon everyone saw these school rules.

The principal's position can actually be won through a one-on-one duel? What kind of outrageous school rule is this?

All the students were eager to try.

The former headmaster also saw this.

"This is utter nonsense! It will corrupt the students. Tch, let me go buy a samurai sword first." The old headmaster turned and ran towards the knife shop.