Shanbuki Huajin covered her mouth in surprise: "No way! No way! The commander-in-chief of NERV doesn't even have any extra real estate? By the way, I heard that you still have more than 30 installments of loans to pay back. Do you want me to help you?"
"I want it!"
"I'm kidding! You have to pay off your own debts." Yamabuki Hanajin narrowed his eyes and looked at Katsuragi Misato.
Isn’t this woman’s character really bad?
"Please prepare a big house for us. Although I don't stay in this world often, I will come back to take a look from time to time. Is that okay?"
"This world?" Katsuragi Misato immediately grasped the point: "Are there many worlds besides this world?"
"Of course! Your world is nothing but an insignificant speck of dust in the universe." Yamabuki Hanae looked at Katsuragi Misato with a playful look: "So, don't play any tricks in front of me. You're hungry, go home and eat! I'll make grilled fish for everyone."
Misato Katsuragi was still very wary of the "God" in front of her, but there was nothing she could do. She had orders from above and could only endure it.
in the afternoon.
The group finally returned to New Tokyo. It is not easy to rebuild a city. To the people in this world, the destruction caused by Shinchan was just something that happened a few days ago. Everyone is working hard to repair the city.
Fortunately, Misato Katsuragi's house was not destroyed, and Yamabuki Hanajin brought Asuka to Misato Katsuragi's house to gather.
As soon as she got home, Misato Katsuragi dropped all her pretenses and slumped down on the sofa with a cold beer in her hand.
“Dun dun dun!”
Ah! This is the moment we live for.
"Okay, I'll make grilled fish for everyone! The meat of the fish angel should be quite good!" Shanchui Huajin came to the stove and suddenly realized that he seemed to not know how to cook?
"system......"
"Got it! Please sign for "Cooking: From Beginner to Die."
Chapter 85: I didn't say anything after drinking
"boom!!!"
The kitchen exploded.
"I haven't paid off my mortgage yet!" Misato Katsuragi was shaking all over, holding a can of beer in her hand.
Don't be angry! Don't be angry! He is a god, this kitchen and everything are normal.
"Cough cough cough! It's okay, it's okay, I can handle it! No need to help!" Shanchui Huajin flipped through a book and waved his hands, asking them to stay away from the kitchen.
It is worthy of being a system from entry to entry, well done.
"Thank you for the compliment." System.
"Do you think I'm praising you? Can't you tell the difference between positive and negative?"
"I can't hear it. Thank you for the compliment. If you don't take the fish out of the pot, the bottom will be burnt." System.
"It's just cooking a meal! Can't you just use magic to change it?" Shanchui Huajin prepared to cast a big magic.
The system sighed, "You have to use magic to cook a meal for your daughter. You'd better stop being a mother. This girl will die of you sooner or later."
"Just kidding. I used to keep pets. I've kept rabbits, turtles, goldfish, and everything in between."
"What happened to the pets?"
“They all taste good.”
"..." System: "I will send a message to Asuka in her dream tonight, asking her to escape from your clutches as soon as possible."
After much effort and at the cost of frying the fish twice, a grilled fish angel was finally completed.
"Are you... okay..." Misato Katsuragi was more worried about her house.
"It's okay, it's okay! I'll help you change back in a while!" Shanchui Huajin wiped the dust off his face with a tissue: "Come and try the charcoal grilled fish I made!"
Misato Katsuragi stared at the indescribable object on the plate and was unable to eat it.
Suspicious! It's really suspicious.
The first one to pick up the chopsticks was the good girl Asuka.
"Are you sure... that what you made won't poison me!" Asuka looked at her new mother warily.
"Don't be afraid, even if you are poisoned to death, I can save you." Shanchui Huajin was full of confidence.
After you said that, others were even more afraid to eat it.
"How about... I help you deal with it again?" Shinji Ikari rarely took the initiative to speak.
Although he is cowardly and avoids problems, everyone has his merits. Shinji Ikari is omnipotent when it comes to housework.
Misato Katsuragi picked up a piece of fish with chopsticks: "Why don't I remember having fish at home? And there's no place selling fish around here."
After the second impact, all marine life died out.
Only a small amount of farmed aquatic products remain.
In other words, fish is very expensive now.
"Hehe!" Shanchui Huajin said smugly, "Just eat it."
Shinji Ikari plucked up his courage and put the fish in his mouth.
"Shinji! How is it? Is it delicious?" Misato Katsuragi asked in a low voice.
"Although it's a little burnt during roasting... but it's still... it's still okay! It's just... the meat is too chewy, it feels a little hard to chew." Shinji Ikari tasted and appreciated it.
"Of course. This is the fish I just caught. It's very fresh!" Shanchuihuajin said proudly.
Misato Katsuragi had already put the fish into her mouth, but when she heard what Yamabuki Hanajin said, she spat out the fish in her mouth.
They were together all the way from the warship to New Tokyo, and Yamabuki Hanajin didn't do any fishing at all.
No, to be exact, I only caught one fish.
That's the fish angel.
"You won't cook the apostles for us to eat, will you?" Misato Katsuragi's face turned green.
The blood of the apostles would pollute the human body, not to mention their flesh.
"Don't worry, don't worry! I've gone through special treatment, there will be no problem. Come, Xiangxiang, open your mouth and taste mom's cooking!"
Asuka reluctantly opened her mouth and ate a piece of fish. It was indeed too chewy and a little difficult to bite.
"But the taste is... just so-so!"
Misato Katsuragi looked at the fish on the plate and suddenly thought of something very important: if this God could remove the pollution brought by the apostles, could she restore the ocean to its original state?
Thinking of this, she picked up a piece of fish and put it in her mouth and chewed it gently. Indeed, it tasted good.
"By the way, do you want to drink? I have some ice-cold beer here." Misato Katsuragi took out two cans of beer from the refrigerator.
As a result, the aura of Shanbuki Huajin instantly dropped to freezing point, and a dangerous light shone in his eyes: "Wine? Then I have to check carefully to see if there is any poison in it."
Misato Katsuragi shuddered all over. Why was this woman so sensitive to alcohol?
The tense atmosphere lasted for a moment, and Shanchui Huajin became his heartless self again.
"Don't worry about it. I'm a sensitive person to alcohol. After all, I drank too much before and killed my own sister!"
"Puff!!!" Misato Katsuragi spat out all the wine in her mouth.
Don't say such nonsense in front of a child!
I didn’t expect God’s life to be so wonderful!
Asuka blushed slightly and pretended that she didn't understand.
After dinner, Yamabuki Hanajin took Asuka to the prepared accommodation.
Before he even entered the door, Shanchui Huajin discovered that someone was following him.
"Asuka, your luggage has been moved in, please choose a room for yourself. I'll be in later." Yamabuki Hanajin said with a smile.
Asuka didn't say anything more and entered the room alone.
At this time, an old man came from a distance. He was about sixty years old, a Westerner, with his beard and hair meticulously groomed. He stood respectfully five meters away from Shanchuihuajin.
"Finally I meet you, Lord God." The old man bowed deeply and said, "My name is John, and I am the actual controller of Seele now. It is a great honor to meet you."
"Is something wrong?"
"We have many questions... about humanity... about the universe... about the apostles..." The old man stood there nervously.
I was afraid that the god in front of me would destroy the whole world if he was unhappy.
Shanchui Huajin originally didn't want to get involved, after all, he was just doing it for fun. But looking at the servile old man in front of him, Shanchui Huajin suddenly had a new idea in his mind.
"I'm in a good mood today. I'm responsible for answering your three questions. Please make sure you think carefully before asking." Shanchui Huajin raised three fingers.
John was ecstatic because he was the first human in history to talk to God.
What a privilege!
His mind was racing, what should he ask?
What scares humans the most right now is the appearance of the real Godzilla some time ago.
Let’s use this monster as an excuse.
"Does the monster that appeared some time ago have anything to do with you?"
"Yes, that's just one of my many identities."
John gasped, they initially guessed that the monster was just a messenger of God, but they didn't expect it to be God himself.
"Then... why did you attack people..." John asked the second question.
"To save humanity."
After all, everyone in this world has turned into Orange Juice. Who can I play with in the future?
"There is one last question left. Think carefully before asking."
Chapter 86: Stop being cute at your age
The answers to these two questions alone are enough to make one's brain freeze. The ultimate purpose of killing millions of people is to save humanity? It sounds outrageous.
But John didn't think that the god in front of him would lie, otherwise wouldn't it be better for him to not admit that he was a monster from the beginning?
[Except for the millions of people who died in Tokyo, the rest of the dead were all former SEELE executives. Those old guys had been researching some kind of human completion plan. Could it be that... the human completion plan would destroy all of humanity? Fortunately, we have stopped the human completion plan, otherwise the consequences would be disastrous.]
"One last question! Lord God, please tell us where humanity should go." John looked excited.
"It's better to research less useless things. Let me remind you that if you want human civilization to enter the next stage, controlled nuclear fusion is indispensable. Well, that's all I can say. You can study the rest slowly." Shanchui Huajin's main point is to get to the point.
"Controlled nuclear fusion technology..." John was shocked.
This was the guidance given to them by God himself.
"I understand! This is God's revelation! I will definitely gather the power of the world to study controlled nuclear fusion."
As for why Yamabuki Hanajin said this...it was just for fun.
As for whether these people can research controlled nuclear fusion...what does it have to do with me?
After three questions, John didn't dare to say another word and retreated respectfully.
The first thing he did after leaving was to summon Misato Katsuragi, the woman who had spent the longest time with God. I wonder what she had discovered.
After receiving the notice, Misato Katsuragi came to John as quickly as possible.
This was the first time Misato Katsuragi met the top management of SEELE.
John is like the old grandfather next door, warm and kind.
"Commander Misato Katsuragi, don't be afraid. I have no other purpose in calling you here. Did you discover any details during the time you were with that person? Any details are fine. Tell me what you want to hear." John turned on the recorder.
Misato Katsuragi pondered for a moment: "That woman...her cooking is terrible."
“…” John blinked.
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