"I'm sorry, I was wrong. I spoke a little too loudly just now. I'm really sorry, I'm not usually like that. Is there anything you'd like to eat? I can treat you." —Yagami
The main characteristic of the moon is its ability to be flexible and adaptable.
At this moment, he finally realized that human wisdom is limited.
Don't use your limited wisdom to challenge the unknown.
What good is it if I just follow my heart?
Chapter 968 (Main Text 971) Yagami Light's Resurrection
For strategy to be effective at any time, there is a prerequisite: the strength of the two sides cannot be too disparate. Even if Sima Yi had mastered "The Art of War" and "The Thirty-Six Stratagems,"...
Even if you read "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" until it's worn out, you still can't defeat the Trisolarans.
Therefore, you often see the saying online: "In the face of absolute strength, no schemes or tricks are useful."
Light Yagami truly felt this at that moment. What was the situation with these two people in front of him? How could they so easily decide his life or death? What good grades, what a clever mind, all vanished in an instant. These two people didn't even have to do anything; they were just quietly watching him, and he would die of cardiac arrest in five minutes.
Yamabuki Hana even thoughtfully took out an alarm clock with a five-minute countdown. It was impossible for Yagami Light, an ordinary person, not to be afraid.
So he chickened out; getting rid of his curse immediately was the most important thing, and everything else was irrelevant.
"I'll agree to any condition as long as you save me!" Light Yagami stared intently at Hana Ran Yamabuki, his tone having changed from arrogant and domineering to submissive.
"You said it yourself, but don't worry, it hasn't been five minutes yet. Snatching recognition from the hands of the Grim Reaper is my forte!" Yamabuki Hana looked at Yagami Light with great pride.
Light Yagami asked cautiously, "So you're very skilled at this kind of thing? May I ask how many times you've snatched people from the clutches of the Grim Reaper?"
Yamabuki Hanachi proudly declared, "My first time!"
"Isn't that a complete newbie? I'm not playing anymore! Quickly remove the curse from me, there's less than a minute left! Can gods just trample on life at will? God isn't..."
"Should we love all people?" Light Yagami cried out.
This is completely different from the God in his heart.
"God's love for humanity is merely wishful thinking on human part. If there truly were a God in this world, completely above humanity, requiring no human faith or submission, then the death of humanity..."
"Life means nothing to God. Who knows, God might just destroy the world if He's unhappy." Yamabuki Hanajin looked at the alarm clock beside her: "Ten seconds left, time to accept the first..."
"Let me die once!"
"How could I possibly experience something like this a second time!" Light Yagami was completely frantic. His usually brilliant mind had completely shut down, and he had no idea what to do.
The countdown to death began. Light Yagami watched his life enter its final stages. Finally, the instant the alarm clock rang, Light Yagami realized that his heart had stopped beating.
The intense pain caused him to clutch his heart with both hands; a human's heart stopping beating will kill them within seconds.
Ryuk looked at the scene before him with great smugness: "How about that? Dead, right? The lives of everyone in this world are controlled by us Grim Reapers. Whoever I decide to die, will die."
As it turned out, Yamabuki Hanaran had somehow changed into a doctor's coat, holding a defibrillator in both hands, preparing to give Light Yagami an electric shock, who was already suffering from cardiac arrest and in extreme pain.
"Human instruments are useless against the curse of death!" Ryuk warned.
However, Yamabuki Hanajin confidently declared, "What nonsense are you spouting? This is an artifact from Hell, Light Yagami! I personally rescued you on behalf of Hell! If you still..."
"If you die, I'll throw your soul into the deepest, most painful hell, so you'll never be able to escape!"
The next second, a powerful electric current passed through Light Yagami's body. Light, already delirious due to cardiac arrest and on the verge of death within seconds, was instantly killed by the powerful current.
Light Yagami regained consciousness, but this was followed by immense pain. Anyone who has been frequently electrocuted knows how painful it is.
Light Yagami suddenly felt that he would rather die than suffer such great pain. In the dim light, Light Yagami seemed to smell the aroma of roasted meat.
"Boom! Boom! Boom!"
Light Yagami heard his own heartbeat again, the most beautiful melody he had ever heard since birth. Overwhelmed with emotion, Light wanted to cry his heart out.
How could I be so unlucky? I ran into these two jinxes. I'm done playing. The curse has been lifted, so please let me go.
Light Yagami crawled on the ground, trying to get away from the two demons, but to his surprise, both Hana Ran Yamabuki and Ryuk the Shinigami grabbed one of Light's legs and pulled him back.
"Why are you leaving? This is only the first round. There will be a second and a third round. It's alright, I won't let you die so easily." —Yamabuki Hana
He tried to comfort Light Yagami, saying, "What's the point of quitting so soon?" (ggFA)
Light Yagami's brain was trembling. "Are you two just bored? One's from hell, the other's a Shinigami (death god), do you have a lot of time on your hands? I'll ask you one question: do you dare to let go?"
Pass me?
"Oh right, didn't you just say I'd agree to anything you asked of me? I'm hungry, buy me breakfast." Yamabuki Hanajin looked at the boy in front of her with an innocent expression.
"Do you have any humanity? I just went through a life-or-death experience, and I even endured electric shocks, and you want me to treat you to breakfast? This choice is truly..."
"That's so wise! I know a really good breakfast place, I'll take you there. After we eat, you can let me go!" Yagami Light said, then noticed Yamabuki Hana's expression wasn't quite right.
That makes sense, change your tune immediately.
"Let's eat first." Yamabuki Hanajin and Ryuk went to a breakfast shop and, without any hesitation, ordered a huge amount of food, including Ryuk's favorite...
The product is still Apple.
Light Yagami gradually recovered from the paralysis. At this moment, he once again activated his clever mind; he had to get those two bastards to find someone else, otherwise he would definitely be...
They played themselves to death.
"You two, one from hell and the other from death, make it pointless for me, a mere ordinary person, to conduct experiments. I suggest you two have a duel, and I'll be your referee."
"How about it?" Light Yagami wanted to stir up a fight between the two of them.
“I have no objection, but if I win, I’ll take your heart as my trophy.” Yamabuki Hanaran stared at Yagami Light.
“I have no objection either, but if I win, I want your head as a trophy. Don’t worry, I’m very skilled, you definitely won’t feel any pain,” Death Ryuk laughed.
Light Yagami's intentions were obvious to both of them. Seeing that his attempts to sow discord had failed, Light could only secretly pray that their upcoming match wouldn't be too outrageous.
"Now that we've eaten and drunk our fill, shouldn't we start the second round of the competition? What kind of death will you, as the Grim Reaper, devise this time?" Yamabuki Hanajin looked at the Grim Reaper with curiosity.
Chapter 969 (Main Text 972) I'm fully armed, how can the Death Note kill me?
Light Yagami was furious when he realized that these two beasts were completely disregarding his feelings and discussing how he would die right in front of him. He almost overturned the table.
However, considering that he would suffer an even worse fate if he flipped the table, he obediently restrained himself and didn't move. He now hoped that today would end quickly so that he could get rid of them.
Ryuk, the Grim Reaper, pinched his chin, pretending to think. Just then, he saw a fire truck passing by on the street and immediately had an idea.
"I have an idea!" Ryuk immediately took out the Death Note and wrote Light Yagami's name for the second time in the Death Note: "Light Yagami will die in a fire one hour later."
Light Yagami's face turned green. "Please, have some decency! Why did you have to arrange such a painful way for me to die?"
"Can this be the last time? Can't you torture someone else instead?" Light Yagami looked at Hana-ran Yamabuki and Ryuk the Shinigami with pleading eyes.
Yamabuki Hana reached out and patted Yagami Light on the shoulder earnestly, saying, "Young man, you shouldn't only think of yourself. You should have great love, you should share the suffering of others in the world."
"Suffer all of this!"
Light Yagami: "Excuse me, what are the benefits of doing this? For example, will I be able to do everything with ease in the future?"
Hanaichi Yamabuki shook her head: "No, there's nothing delicious about it. I just wanted to mess with you."
Light Yagami knelt on the ground with a thud. "Where did this come from? What did I do to offend you? Please let me go. I'm just an ordinary student, although I'm a little arrogant..."
Sorry, but this is a serious offense!
Ryuk, the Grim Reaper, cheerfully raised the Death Note in his hand: "You have one hour left. Find a safe place quickly!"
Light Yagami looked at the two bastards in front of him with despair, but he quickly calmed down. He was not without a chance of winning; he was very smart.
"Do you two dare to make a bet with me? If I can escape this disaster on my own, you can't keep me anymore." Yagami Light stood up for the first time.
Ryuk, the Shinigami, looked at Light Yagami with great interest: "Someone actually dares to challenge a Shinigami? How interesting! Alright, if you can survive on your own, I won't need you anymore."
Light Yagami took a deep breath and stumbled out of the restaurant.
Yamabuki Hanajin asked, "Is it possible for humanity to stand against the Death Note?"
Death God Ryuk laughed loudly, "Impossible, absolutely impossible! Let's just watch him struggle! And you? When are you going to intervene and save him? If he dies, this..."
I am the winner of this bet.
Yamabuki Hanajin stared at Yagami Light's back and said, "Of course, I'll help him when he's half-dead from torture. I know what I'm doing."
Light Yagami's mind was racing. His only chance of survival lay in knowing he would die in the fire in an hour; in other words, he would be in a death trap in an hour.
If the place won't catch fire, you've already won the bet.
"Death? Hell? You underestimate human intelligence!" Light Yagami smirked. "I will use human wisdom to shatter your confidence. A person of my high intelligence..."
They're not your playthings. If you want to play, go play with those idiots!
First, Light Yagami set his sights on the fire station. If he could appear at the fire station an hour later, he should theoretically be able to avoid being burned to death in the fire.
But Light Yagami quickly abandoned this naive idea. If a real fire broke out, even the fire brigade would not be able to extinguish it easily.
What about the forest? The forest is even less reliable. There are forest fires every year, and I'd definitely end up as a roasted rabbit.
Just as Light Yagami was pondering what to do, his phone suddenly rang. It was his father on the other end.
“Yue, your teacher called me and said you didn’t go to class. Skipping class is not something you should do.” The father’s voice was very stern.
Light Yagami had excellent grades, so his father valued him highly and hoped that he would achieve great things in the future.
Suddenly, a thought flashed through Light Yagami's mind: "Father, tell me, where in this world doesn't a fire start? I've been targeted by two perverts who say they're going to burn me alive!"
Light Yagami's father is a policeman. When the school teacher first called him, he felt it was strange. His son was an excellent student, so why would he suddenly skip class?
Upon hearing his son say he was in danger, the father immediately took it seriously: "Yue, where are you? I'll come find you right away. Don't worry, with me here, those people won't dare to do anything to you."
Light Yagami still asked, "Father, is there any place nearby that is absolutely safe from fire?"
The father was silent for a moment: "These things... you can only say that water won't start a fire."
"Father, could you give me some money so I can go out to sea in a small fishing boat?" Light Yagami asked.
The town overlooks the sea, and he believed that as long as he was on the open sea, he wouldn't be burned to death. Moreover, he wanted to rent the smallest fishing boat possible, so even if it caught fire...
You can also jump into the sea.
The father didn't know why his son was so nervous, but he nodded nonetheless. The two then met as quickly as possible, and the father used his position to rent a small fishing boat for Light Yagami.
"Father, stay on the shore and don't move. It's almost time. I'll go to the water now." Light Yagami rowed the small boat to the sea.
His father had no idea what had happened and could only watch as his son sailed out to sea alone in his small boat.
At the same time, the father did not forget to check the surroundings, fearing that any criminals might approach.
But at that moment, only the father and son were on the beach.
Light Yagami placed several fire extinguishers on the ship, but nothing else. He would jump into the sea whenever he sensed anything amiss.
"I don't believe you can still burn me to death after all this!" Light Yagami said smugly.
As time drew closer, Light Yagami was on edge. He looked up at the sky, unsure whether those two ruthless people would drop the meteorite from the heavens.
The sky was clear, so there didn't seem to be any meteorites.
With only one minute left until the agreed time, Light Yagami's heart was pounding.
Light Yagami stared intently at the watch on his wrist, watching his own death date unfold before his eyes.
Finally, the time has come.
Light Yagami nervously stared at his surroundings. The ship hadn't caught fire, there was no underwater volcanic eruption, and no meteorites had fallen.
Light Yagami laughed arrogantly: "What Grim Reaper? What Hell? They're utterly useless against human intellect! Hahaha!"
As Light Yagami was laughing, he suddenly exhaled a puff of black smoke from his mouth!
Nani?
Chapter 970 (Main Text 973) The Azure Heaven is dead, the Yellow Heaven shall rise, Buddha, save me!
Light Yagami felt like his stomach was about to burn.
No, it's not just about to, it's already on fire.
Light Yagami had made all the necessary preparations, but he never expected that his body would actually catch fire.
"It was spontaneous human combustion! You two really know how to play games!" At this point, Light Yagami could only close his eyes and wait for death.
At first, Light Yagami's father, who was in the distance, thought his son was just making a fuss and that there were no criminals involved. But when he turned his head, he saw that his son's body was burning.
Woke up.
The father was terrified, because there was still some distance between them and the small boat, and swimming over would be useless. He could only shout, "Jump into the water! Jump into the water!"
Light Yagami jumped into the water with a splash.
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