"No problem. Would you like some when I'm done cooking? I'll save the two hind legs for you?"
"Oh... This system does not have any illusions about your cooking skills. Have you finished reading the book "Cooking: From Beginners to Divine Reincarnation"? "
"almost."
"Where do you see now?"
"Table of contents."
"..."
I shouldn't have asked more questions.
Let’s go back and play mahjong.
Just as Yamabuki Hanajin was about to leave, she suddenly felt a pair of eyes staring at her. She looked up and saw Senior Mami Tomoe in the distance, frowning slightly. Looking at the blood on the ground made her feel very uncomfortable.
"Can I ask whose blood this is!" Mami Tomoe stared at Yamabuki Hanajima.
"Grilled rabbit meat. Would you like one?" Shanchui Huajin showed an angelic and sunny smile.
The senior sister’s fighting ability is very high, but she also knows the least.
Kyubey's goal is to make magical girls degenerate into witches.
The senior student simply believes that magical girls are righteous and witches are evil, at least that's what she thinks in this round.
Suddenly, Kyubey jumped out from somewhere again.
"I didn't expect that superpowers exist in this world. If you can become a magical girl, you must have great potential. Girl, sign a contract with me." Kyubey said tirelessly.
Shanchui Huajin immediately pulled out a book from under her skirt.
"Well! The book says that I should bleed the skin first and then peel it. Stir-fry the onion, ginger and garlic, cut into small pieces and stir-fry quickly, then add water and simmer. Add potatoes, diced carrots, and a little seasoning. It should be delicious!" Shanchui Huajin said to himself.
Neither the senpai nor Kyubey knew what the girl in front of them was mumbling.
Suddenly, Yamabuki Hanae rushed at supersonic speed and grabbed Kyubey.
The senior student immediately frowned: "This child is my friend, please let it go."
"What a coincidence? This kid is also my friend." Shanchui Huajin gently touched Kyubey's neck, and it broke with a click.
"Sorry! I was a little too heavy-handed."
The senior held her soul gem in her hand.
Who is this girl? A witch? A familiar? Or something else?
"I'll make lunch for you." Shanchui Huajin narrowed his eyes.
Mami Tomoe instantly summoned a flintlock rifle and pointed it at Yamabuki Hanae.
Yamabuki Hanajin didn't know whether the magical girls' attacks were physical or magical.
If you are talking about magical attributes, these girls are all using cold weapons to fight each other, or using muskets and cannons.
If you say it is a physical property, people would call it magic.
Senior Mami Tomoe looked at Yamabuki Hanae with caution.
"Wait a moment. I'll let it bleed first." Yamabuki Hanajima pierced Kyubey's neck with her finger, controlled the warm blood to flow out, and then peeled off the skin.
Mami Tomoe couldn't stand the stimulation anymore and pulled the trigger.
"boom!"
The bullet hit Shanchui Huajin's forehead, but bounced back at a strange angle, passing through the senior sister's forehead and breaking the street lamp behind her.
"It seems that your attack has no effect on me. How about having two bowls? I promise that it will be delicious!" Shanchui Huajin stretched out three fingers and swore to the sky: "I am the most frugal person and will never waste food. Otherwise, I will be struck by lightning."
I looked up at the sky and it was indeed clear.
If you swear casually, you will be struck by lightning. This can only be done in movies.
The senior student has no appetite at all.
To her, Kyubey is a friend who saved her life, not a bastard who kidnapped young girls.
"Kuppi over there, do you want to have a bowl too?" Shanchui Huajin asked the newly appeared Kyubey.
This thing is said to have unlimited substitutes.
"Okay." The newly appeared Kyubey nodded in agreement.
Senior Mami Tomoe felt her scalp go cold.
"Let's go to the school cafeteria now and borrow kitchen utensils." Yamabuki Hanajin carried Kyubey's body and brought Kyubey and the senior to the school cafeteria.
"Thank you for your hard work, everyone. I'm the principal's secretary, and I'd like to borrow the cafeteria for a while." Shanchui Huajin greeted them with a sunny face.
Identity is given by myself when I go out.
Shanchui Huajin bet that these chefs had never met the principal's secretary and did not have the courage to verify it.
Sure enough, the chefs were very obedient and lent out the kitchen.
Yamabuki Hanae started stewing Kyubey.
Kyubey scratched his ear with his foot: "It smells so good."
"right!"
"Come and sign a contract with me to become a magical girl."
"You should blow up the universe first."
The two sides were in a stalemate and neither dared to take a step back.
"You sign the contract first."
"You blow up the universe first."
Tomoe Mami looked like she had a headache.
Where on earth did this girl come from!
After stewing for half an hour, a rich aroma emanates from the bottom of the pot.
Yamabuki Hanajin gave senior Mami Tomoe a tail.
Tomoe Mami was having a hard time swallowing this.
Kyubey gnawed on the head of his own corpse.
"It's delicious. Have another bowl."
This scene is so bizarre!
"Actually... becoming a magical girl has its benefits. It can make your wishes come true. Don't you have any wishes?" asked the senior.
"As a young girl, of course I have wishes in my heart. Blowing up the universe is my biggest wish. Kyubey, please help me blow up the universe." Yamabuki Hanajin gnawed on Kyubey's thigh.
The texture of this meat is quite good, a bit like rabbit meat.
"As long as it doesn't cause the universe to explode or heat death, anything else is fine." Kyubey had to give in: "This tastes really good, another bowl."
Chapter 118: Kewpie's meat is very delicious
Shanchuihuajin stretched his neck to look at the pot and found that there was only a pot of soup left.
"No more..." Shanchui Huajin spread his hands and said, "By the way, you really don't want to eat it? It tastes really good."
There was also a kuppy tail in Tomoe Mami's bowl.
This scene was so bizarre that the senior student couldn't bring herself to eat it.
"Yes. Isn't there a ready-made Kyubey here?" Yamabuki Huajin suddenly looked at the Kyubey next to him.
Kyubey tilted his head very cutely: "I suddenly remembered something..."
"Bring it to you."
A moment later, the freshly slaughtered Kyubey was brought up. This time, Yamabuki Hanae prepared a large grill.
"How about we use charcoal grilling this time?" Shanchui Huajin asked proudly.
Tomoe Mami just felt uneasy: "Who are you? Why did you kill Kyubey?"
"I'm a person with super powers. I spend my days fighting evil and maintaining peace. I'm a good person." Shanchui Huajin slapped his Ace.
Mami sighed, a truly good person never says that he is a good person.
Only bad people talk about justice.
"Girl. Do you know how many witches are lurking in this city now? Many people are killed by witches every moment. As long as you sign a contract with me and become a magical girl, you can save these victims. Are you going to choose to ignore it? Watch these people being harmed by witches? These people died because of you!" Kyubey jumped out from nowhere again.
Shanchui Huajin's eyes lit up, this was simply an unlimited reserve of fresh meat.
The kind that you can never finish eating.
"Moral kidnapping is useless to me. Because I have no morals at all, haha! I am a complete villain! Take it from me!"
A fresh kewpie is skinned, bled, and skewered on the grill.
"You just said you were a good person?" Senior Mami Tomoe couldn't help but remind her.
“Do good people have to be pointed at with guns?”
The senior finally sighed helplessly: "It's your freedom to become a magical girl or not, but please don't interfere with my fight with the witch."
"Grilled Kyubey! Would you like one? By the way, Kyubey, let's go into business together. I'll provide the technology and you'll provide your body, and we'll sell barbecue together on the roadside. We'll definitely make a lot of money. I'll give you half of it then." Shanchui Huajin raised his hand and wanted to high-five Kyubey.
"Are you sure you don't want to consider other wishes? I can fulfill any wish you have." Kyubey said tirelessly.
This year's performance has not yet reached the target. Now that a high-quality customer has finally appeared, of course I have to get her to join us.
"Can I make a wish that there will be no more magical girls from now on?" asked Yamabuki Hanajima.
"..." Kyubey: "Please don't make such a wish, it will be very difficult for me."
"I'm telling you, this won't work and that won't work, what do you want? Getting something for nothing? Don't be fooled by my appearance of a bad girl. I'm actually very smart. Even if I'm hit by a mace, shot, or have my head cracked by a strong hand, I can still do addition and subtraction within ten."
This time, Mami Tomoe was finally certain that this cute girl was definitely mentally ill.
Kyubey finally gave up: "I won't force you. Since you don't want to become a magician, forget it. By the way, give me one of the roasted legs. After all, I have left my body."
Shanchui Huajin generously broke off a good leg and handed it over.
Kewpie enjoyed the meal very much.
"See you later. If you change your mind, you can always come and see me."
"See you later? Isn't this the last time I and I will see each other in this body? Give it to me!"
A fresh kewpie is skewered on the grill.
Then Kyubey never appeared in front of her again.
"Uncle chef, do you have any insulated lunch boxes? Can you give them to me?" Shanchui Huajin asked the chef behind him.
"I didn't expect that there are people with super powers besides magical girls in this world. What does it feel like to have super powers?" Mami asked in a low voice as she looked at the soup in front of her.
She had no other choice when she became a magical girl because she was about to die in a car accident and the only way to survive was to become a magical girl.
So she cherishes every day.
"Of course I hid when I first awakened my superpowers, for fear of being discovered by others."
"The second day after awakening my superpowers: I am a messenger of justice, and I want to defend my country."
"Day 3 of awakening my superpowers: I don't eat beef."
"Day 4 of Awakening Superpowers: I am from my country, what can I do for you?"
Although the senior student didn't understand the jokes, she still responded with a polite smile.
Mami has been fighting since she became a magical girl. She might lose her life if she is not careful. She is in danger every day.
After a while, I felt very tired and longed for companionship.
"By the way, it's best not to trust Kyubey too much. That thing is not a good thing. But... that's all I can say." Shanbuki Huajin considered that the senior had already signed the contract, and it was too late to regret it now.
Just then the bell rang for the end of get out of class.
Shanchui Huajin said goodbye to her senior with the thermos lunch box.
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