Genshin Impact: Teyvat Travel Journal

Genshin Impact: Teyvat Travel Log Author: Gongkou Miao

Traveling across Teyvat, Gu Jing's travel diary brings the girls' lives into a ditch.

[A serious person wouldn’t write a diary! ]

[But the first thing that came to my mind was the "Guide to the Evaluation of Alien Customs". I'm really not a serious person! ]

["A Brief Talk on the Wind and Flower of Mondstadt"]

【TOP①: Qin (Dandelion Knight). 】

[Reasons for being on the list: an honest and kind female knight, a reliable and gentle mother Jean, the most beautiful butt in Mondstadt, and the soul of the Knights! ]

【TOP②: Lisa (Rose Witch). 】

[Reasons for being on the list: Genius witch, mature and beautiful big sister, wasp waist and plump buttocks, lazy as a cat, elegant and timeless. ]

【TOP③: Eula (Wave Knight). 】

[Reasons for being on the list: Tsundere and straightforward, untainted by mud, heroic, Mondstadt dance king, long straight white legs! ]

Captain Qin blushed and said, "Traveler, please don't be crazy!"

Rose Witch Lisa had a playful expression: "Oh~ You actually said I was fat? I need some electric shock."

Wave Knight Eula: "I'll remember this grudge!"

Chapter 1: Captain Jean's buttocks, the soul of the Knights!

Mondsee Mountain -

The breeze blowing in from the sea brought dandelion seeds, and the fragrance of flowers in the air made people feel happy. A man with short black hair stood on the cliff, staring at the exquisite book in his hand in silence.

According to the continent of Teyvat, the man named Gu Jing is a traveler, and he looks tall and slender in black casual clothes.

The exquisite book in his hand is his cheat as a time traveler - [Teyvat Travel Journal].

However, you still need to submit a blog of no less than 1 words to be completely bound.

As an old bookworm who has been hanging out in a certain Lu for a long time, Gu Jing is not unfamiliar with the cheating skills of the diary type, and he does not dislike it. On the contrary, he thinks that as long as there is no spoilers, no poison, and no depression, he doesn't care if the content is leaked.

The only difficulty is that he hasn’t written since he graduated from elementary school.

Without much hesitation, Gu Jing looked around and found a sunset fruit tree with lush branches and leaves. He came under the shade of the tree and thought about how to start writing.

After all, the air composition of Teyvat is quite complex. He started to feel difficulty breathing after just standing for a while.

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At the same time, on this leisurely afternoon, the hardworking leader of the Qin group also had afternoon tea at the suggestion of her best friend Lisa.

The diary that fell from the void onto the round table attracted the attention of the two. It was named "Gu Jing's Travel Diary". There was a dandelion pattern printed on the cover of the diary, and it also had the words "Owner: Qin" written in the common language of Teyvat.

"This is..."

Just as Captain Qin was puzzled, the very curious Rose Witch had already opened her diary. Her movements were neither hurried nor slow and very graceful. Her delicate face remained calm and her emerald green eyes were very smart.

[As we all know, serious people don’t keep diaries! ]

【But if there is a reward for writing a diary. 】

【Who can refuse? 】

【However, I have never written a diary since I graduated from elementary school. 】

[I don’t know what to record.]

【And the word count must not be less than 1000 words. 】

[This is really embarrassing for me, Fat Tiger! ]

【Thinking for a long time...】

[I suddenly thought of the "Guide to the Evaluation of Alien Customs".]

[Now we are right in Mondstadt! 】

[Why not just write an article called "A Brief Talk on Mondstadt's Wind and Flowers"! ]

【Let’s talk about Mondstadt’s wives. 】

[It should be noted that the following content is only my personal opinion. ]

【No rebuttal accepted! 】

The words in the diary increased one by one, as if someone was writing them. Lisa raised the corner of her mouth in doubt.

With a chuckle, he answered the question that Captain Qin had just asked: "As you can see, this seems to be someone's travel diary. Although we cannot determine why this diary appeared in front of us, it seems to be a good way to kill time."

"I see..."

Upon hearing this, Captain Qin immediately understood. Noticing that Lisa's attention was drawn to the diary, she also became a little curious.

The result...the opening was a lightning strike!

[——A Brief Discussion of Mondstadt’s Wind Flowers, Part One——]

【TOP①: Qin (Dandelion Knight). 】

[Reasons for being on the list: an honest and kind female knight, a reliable and gentle mother Jean, the most beautiful butt in Mondstadt, and the soul of the Knights! ]

[There is a joke in Mondstadt's tavern: The eldest son and daughter of the Gunhild family can recite "Forever Protect Mondstadt" before they learn to say "Mom".]

[The Gunhild family is an ancient knight family, but a bloodline with a long history is bound to be accompanied by a heavy burden. ]

[My wife Qin has been trained by her mother as the successor of chivalry since she was young. 】

[The physical form and etiquette that symbolize the chivalry, the history and poetry that forge the soul of the knight, the sword skills and physical fitness that arm the chivalry... Jean must be trained in all of them. Only in this way can Gunhild's family motto be practiced: Always protect Mondstadt! ]

[The reliable and kind nature of Mond also makes the people of Mond very dependent on this acting leader. 】

【So big that it can protect all of Mondstadt.】

[As small as a street quarrel or looking for a cat or dog. ]

[If someone needs help and the situation makes sense, she will definitely help.]

【She is said to be the mother of the Mondstadt people, Jyn.】

【Not an exaggeration at all! 】

[Of course, Qin, who became the acting leader at a young age, is essentially a young girl, and her hobby is reading romance novels. ]

[For example: "The Melancholy of the Young Vera". ]

【But to be honest, I can’t tell that this is a romance novel at all. 】

[Is there a sad generation gap between me and my wife Qin? ]

【Mixed feelings...】

【Finally, remember one sentence! 】

[Captain Qin's buttocks, the soul of the Knights! ]

"Pfft~"

"He seems to know you very well."

"But when did you get married without telling me?"

"It was only today that I found out that someone was secretly calling you wife."

"Qin."

Lisa, who was tickled by the joke, covered her mouth and giggled. The stunned Captain Jean's cheeks turned red in astonishment. She wanted to refute, but felt that the other party was right. It's just... does she really have the prettiest butt in Mond?

She can't bear such a high-profile title!

And being called wife or something like that...Stranger, please don't get mad!

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【TOP②: Lisa (Rose Witch). 】

[Reasons for being on the list: Genius witch, mature and beautiful big sister, wasp waist and plump buttocks, lazy as a cat, elegant and timeless. ]

[An elegant lady with a vast mind, a genius graduate of the Xumi Teaching Academy [once in two hundred years].]

【Knowing that the gifts given by fate have prices behind them. 】

【He has the honor but he knows how to retreat at the right time. 】

[Lisa's wife's life motto seems to be: if I get it, I'm lucky, if I lose it, I'm doomed.]

【Understand what is the right measure and have a clear understanding of yourself. 】

【Always keep a clear mind, make appropriate choices and achieve the desired goals accurately.】

[For example, her figure, as a woman, her waist, breasts and buttocks are all extremely plump! ]

[Every move, every frown and every smile are full of the charm of a mature woman! 】

【But don’t think about the bitter things! 】

[Otherwise, the current flowing through the witch's fingertips will also make people understand what it means to be awake! ]

【A tingling and numb experience. 】

[It will definitely be memorable! ]

Lisa: “…”

Now it was Lisa's turn to be speechless.

Captain Qin didn't make fun of her, but her hard-to-conceal smile was enough to show that the acting captain was in a good mood.

After a brief silence, an arc of electricity flashed across the white and tender fingertips, and the corners of the witch's mouth raised in a very playful arc.

******

【TOP③: Eula (Wave Knight). 】

[Reasons for being on the list: Tsundere and straightforward, untainted by mud, heroic, Mondstadt dance king, long straight white legs! ]

[Eula may not be the most gentle among the crowd. 】

【But she is the most exquisite. 】

[At first glance, it looks like a snow lotus on a high mountain. ]

【Beautiful and unique. 】

【But if you observe carefully, you will find it. 】

[Her smile is like a carefully baked cake.]

【The sweetness is just right. 】

[It's a pity...]

【The prejudice in people’s hearts is a mountain that is difficult to cross. 】

[Eula, who was born in the Lawrence family but was able to join the Knights, is regarded by the people of Mondstadt as the embodiment of the blood of sinners. ]

[One day, the people of Mond will once again recall the fear of being dominated by Lawrence! ]

[I am afraid that this free city-state will once again face slavery! ]

[But what kind of person is my wife Eula? ]

[Holding a grudge? That's just the most basic self-protection! ]

[She said she would bear grudges, but when did she actually take revenge? ]

【The sad Mond people! 】

[Even though their eyes are level, they always look at others unequally.]

[Even though they have two symmetrical ears, I always believe one side of the story.]

[He only has one mouth, but he always speaks with two sides. 】