Genshin Impact: Teyvat Travel Journal

"If someone suddenly tells you to stop."

"I also told you that eating too much will make you fat."

"Playing with mechanical tricks is a dead end."

"can you accept?"

The blue and white bird was suddenly speechless: "..." That must be impossible!

And what will make you gain weight if you eat too much?

Is playing with mechanisms a dead end?

This is too vicious!

While eating, Gu Jing also learned from Master Liuyun that Shen He was acting with Yingmei and Paimeng.

The purpose, of course, is to help his apprentices adapt to and integrate into the world.

Gu Jing remained noncommittal. Shen He, with her cold and violent personality, really needed a patient friend to help her adapt to worldly life. Isn't the kind-hearted yellow-haired aunt the most suitable tool?

[But then again, Ying Mei should be treated as a tool by Old Zhongtou now, right? ]

【This old man is looking forward to holding his own funeral. 】

【It turns out that no one has remembered to hold the ceremony to send off the immortals. 】

【So we got financial support from Dada Duck. 】

[Yingmei was called in to help him. 】

【It was finally done. 】

【But it’s such a fun thing. 】

【It is not to be missed! 】

Having written this, he also looked at Master Liuyun Jiefeng, and saw that the other person's eyes were also filled with interest.

******

On the streets of Chihuyan, the big blue and white bird was amazed at the way others treated her as an ordinary person, especially when she was ignored by Zhongli after she got close to him. She couldn't help but exclaim that the abilities of a certain bad boy were getting more and more weird.

In Zhongli's eyes, Master Liuyun Jiefeng was just a 'fat Mondstadt woman' with an ordinary face, who was tall and fat.

There's no way around it, her fairy bird form occupies a relatively large area.

Even if Gu Jing has mastered the complete power of understanding laws, he still needs to pay attention to the rationality of the details so as not to arouse Zhongli's suspicion.

In front of Jie Cuihang's shop——

Gu Jing smiled and walked forward to greet him: "Hello again, Mr. Zhongli. What are you busy with? Are you selecting rough stones?"

Zhongli crossed his arms and nodded calmly: "To be more precise, it is a candle-level night-mooring stone selected for the immortal ceremony."

Yingmei and Paimon both looked tense and nervous: Don't explain! Run! This guy is just here for fun!

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Chapter 41 Purple-haired cat head Keqing, right? Where did you come from, the devil?

On the street of Chihuyan, when talking about how to choose Yebo Stone, Zhongli also showed off some upper-class knowledge. The higher the brightness in the dark when cooking in a pot, the better the quality of the Yebo Stone.

However, upon learning that the Yebo Stone that Zhongli wanted to buy was prepared for the farewell to the Emperor, Shi Tou, who was very much a profiteer, also offered to buy it at half the price.

I couldn't even hold back my tears: "Huh? What's wrong with me? I'm crying so hard that my fortune is slipping away, haha..."

Seeing this scene, Yingmei also truly realized the importance of the Rock God Morax in the hearts of the people of Liyue.

But Zhongli himself was very calm: "Now that we have made our selection, let's take the Night Stone to Yujing Terrace, which is the venue I reserved."

Yingmei had no problem with this, but Paimon was the first to react: "Wait, we haven't paid yet!"

"Oh, sorry, I forgot to pay again."

"let me see..."

Zhongli realized it belatedly and fumbled around for a while, with a blank expression on his face: "Hmm... I really didn't bring it..."

Yingmei, Paimon: "..." numb.jpg

I thought it was outrageous enough that I held my own funeral, but I never expected that I would actually go out without Mora!

Gu Jing, who saw this scene, smiled and wrote in his diary: [I guess Gan Yu must have wanted to say: "The Emperor must have a deep meaning behind this."]

【It's just...】

[Heh~]

He only recorded this briefly, and everyone could understand what he meant: What could be the deep meaning of this? It was clearly a serious illness!

Ganyu and the others covered their faces in shame: It was a pity that they had laughed at the Mondstadt Wind God for being unruly before, but now it seems that even the Emperor can be unreliable sometimes.

Keqing, with blushing cheeks, immediately made the final decision: we must establish an assistance project to ensure the financial problems of the Emperor after his retirement!

******

[Yujingtai]

Since a certain sucker named Dada Duck had sponsored a sum of funds for the event before, Mora did not get any less than the price when purchasing the Night Stone.

However, when they arrived at Yujing Terrace, Keqing had been waiting for a long time. Seeing Zhongli and the others, she quickly came forward and said, "Good afternoon! I'm Keqing. I'm sorry for being so busy with work earlier. I heard that you are preparing for the ceremony of sending off the immortals?"

Zhongli nodded slightly: "Yes, what instructions does Lord Yuhengxing have?"

"..."

The purple-haired girl with a cat-like head almost couldn't hold back her words when she heard the word "Sir". "I don't take your instructions. To be honest, I'm here to provide funding."

"Inviting immortals and sending immortals are both ancient traditions of Liyue. It is also a major event for the entire Liyue. The expense cannot be borne by you alone."

As she spoke, Keqing asked the Qianyan Army behind her to bring up several Mora bags.

Paimon flew forward and opened it, and immediately exclaimed: "So many Moras! And there are bills! Ones, tens, hundreds, thousands..."

"Oh my god! Each note is 100 million Mora!"

Zhongli: "..." The old dragon frowned.jpg

With a slightly raised eyebrow, Zhongli always felt that something was not right, but when asked to explain, he couldn't tell what it was. However, no matter what, it was undoubtedly a good thing that Qixing remembered to send the immortal ceremony.

Keqing also concluded the matter at this time: "In short, these funds are Qixing's good intentions, please accept them, sir."

Zhongli nodded without comment: "I understand. I will definitely complete the ceremony of sending the immortal away."

"Then it's up to you!"

"Mr. Zhongli!"

Turning and leaving, Keqing couldn't help but smile. Seeing this, Gu Jing couldn't help but make a note of it in his diary.

【Old Zhong must be very happy that the Seven Stars can support the Immortal Sending Ceremony.】

[But what about Ah Qing's businesslike attitude? ]

[You really don't take me seriously at all. ]

[Purple-haired cat with a cat head Keqing, right? 】

【This revenge! 】

【I've made a note of it! 】

Seeing this, Yingmei and the others couldn't help laughing. Keqing, who hadn't walked far, almost sprained her ankle: Who is the purple-haired cat head? This is called a double spiral bun!!!

******

After the night mooring at the stone, there was an ointment used for offering sacrifices to the gods. However, after asking Yingmei, she learned that Shenhe was being taken out for a walk by Ganyu at this time, and a certain lonely old crane consciously left the team. Otherwise, if it continued to stay with Zhongli, it would inevitably be exposed.

However, fresh colorful flowers were purchased at Bolai's shop. Zhongli himself did not participate in the process of making the ointment, but said that he would wait at the Seven Days Statue nearby.

"So--"

"See you later."

"..." x3

Watching his back disappear, Paimeng was speechless: "I understand why you say Ying is a tool."

"It's obviously their own business, but these guys don't care at all."

"In the end, it was Ying and I who worked so hard to solve it!"

"It's so abominable!"

Hearing this, Gu Jing smiled and rubbed her head: "That being said, are you happy when someone treats you to a meal?"

"would not!"

"How can one meal be enough?"

"At least two meals!"

"Hehe~~"

Looking at the smiling Paimon, Yingmei suddenly realized something. It seemed that...it was because of this guy that she received so many commissions, right?

What kind of guide is this?

[About the fact that I was treated as a tool by these Teyvatian people (Part 0) ..... ]

[How should I put it? This is definitely a sad thing.]

[But as the law of conservation of smiles says: smiles do not appear out of thin air, nor do they disappear inexplicably; they simply transfer from one person’s face to another.]

[Seeing Yingmei and Paimon finally realize this problem, I still feel like laughing. 】

【But it’s not a big problem. 】

【There will be a good show later. 】

[Compared to the mid- and late-stage where you'll get stabbed from time to time, the early stages of the journey are still quite fun.]

[If you really feel unhappy, I can offer a suggestion: the essence of comedy is actually tragedy. ]

【Happiness and satisfaction are both created through comparison.】

[Most happiness is often built on the suffering of others.]

Yingmei and others retreat tactically: Where did you come from, you devil? !

******

However, Yingmei and others soon discovered that Gu Jing was not lying!

Bringing the newly purchased colorful flowers to Chunxiang Kiln, the owner Ying'er of Chunxiang Kiln also demonstrated the cornering skills of Ying'er car to everyone.

"Oh? The customer actually wants to make the ointment himself?"

"Speaking of the method of making ointment, it is actually similar to the method of alchemy."

"Like this, first you hold the pestle gently and softly."

"Also make sure your palms are kept close together so that it won't slip off easily." 3.7

"Then stir it at the rhythm that's most comfortable for you."

"Until the juice of the neon flower seeps out."

"This fine neon flower essential oil is now ready."

"The second step is to boil it."

"Put it in water and simmer it over low heat until the water is almost evaporated."

"Before that, the guests need to prepare the essential oils."

"I'll wait for you here."

Everyone: "..." Heads buzzing.jpg