Genshin Impact: Teyvat Travel Journal

Soon, it was time to release the flying lanterns. People in the entire Liyue Harbor temporarily turned off the lights. With the infusion of elemental power, the deer-shaped flying lantern on the Floating Stone seemed to come back to life.

It ran through the air with its four hooves stepping on the air. Wherever it passed, people lit up the sky lanterns in their hands. Soon, countless sky lanterns were flying in the sky above Liyue Harbor.

At the top of Tianheng Mountain, Zhongli was standing with Wendy, holding the Taiwei Plate. Both of them smiled when they saw this.

A certain three-and-a-half-foot-tall immortal was also complaining to his elder brother: "Brother Fushe, look, today is the day for mortals to release glowing garbage again."

Fushe, who had four arms, laughed loudly: "You kid, you are always so harsh. If I really don't like you, why did you bring me here to see it?"

On the Jade Pavilion——

Looking at the lights of thousands of homes in Liyue and the flying lanterns, Ningguang Keqing also smiled.

On the streets under Tianheng Mountain——

Gu Jing and his group were also in the procession of releasing the sky lanterns, watching the deer running higher and higher, watching it explode in the sky.

A gorgeous firework blooms!

With a smile, Ping also transmitted a message through her mental power: [This person, the older he gets, the more nostalgic he becomes. Make a contract with me. If you can really bring Guizhong back intact, you can tell me quietly if you have any requests, but don’t record this in your diary. I don’t want to lose my reputation in my later years.]

Gu Jing couldn't help laughing when he heard this: "..." To be honest, if Ping had been a step slower, he would have been ready to start!

Then he smiled and replied: [I understand. I am not afraid of being torn to pieces. I just want to keep my innocence in this world!]

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Pictured are Guizhong and Aping.

Chapter 60 I didn’t expect you to be such a peach! Fan Ma Confucius!

After watching the lanterns and returning home, Gu Jing gave out the Lantern Festival gifts he had prepared while everyone else was around.

Ye Lan got a set of explosive tree underwear and a pink lipstick; Beidou also got a set of underwear and a rudder made of star silver ore; Hu Tao also got a set of underwear and a copy of "The Complete Collection of Shenzhou Funeral Rites".

Seeing this scene, Yingmei and Paimeng were inevitably a little shy, but Gu Jing did not give them underwear. Instead, he gave them two star silver thermos cups, one large and one small, with their Q version portraits printed on the cups, which made people feel much more serious.

Nashida, who just joined, also got a book called "The Language of the Lun", which is said to be the crystallization of wisdom.

But soon discovered that Shen He was also a Star Silver Thermos Cup.

The two of them immediately realized that someone must have been lazy and was focusing all his attention on choosing a gift for his wife!

Value sex over friends!

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By noon of the next day, Hu Tao, who had gotten what he wanted, was naturally the last to wake up, but he was really happy in his heart.

But when she came to the living room with a nodding step, Yingmei and Paimeng were not playing games. Instead, they followed Shen He Nashida and surrounded Gu Jing to listen to him explain "Lun Yu". They couldn't help laughing when they leaned over to listen.

While starting the live broadcast, Gu Jing smiled and hugged her into his arms: "What I want to talk about today is a great man, respectfully called Fan Ma Confucius."

"It's also called fear."

"He is 1 meters tall and when he was young he could catch a 9-jin city gate bolt with one hand."

“The thing I am best at in life is winning people over with virtue.”

"That is, showing the muscles on the back."

"Squeezed into the shape of the Chinese character [德]."

"Ask you if you accept it."

"Fan Ma Kongzi has 72 people in charge and more than 3000 double-flowered red sticks under him."

"There were always wars during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period."

"Fan Ma Confucius traveled around the countries with more than 3,000 followers."

"No country can do anything to him."

"This book, Lunyu, is actually the rules set by Fan Ma Confucius for the Tao."

As he spoke, Gu Jing flipped a page at random: "For example, this sentence, [If you don't learn etiquette, you can't stand], if you don't learn good etiquette to respect me, I will beat you until you can't stand."

"There is also this sentence, [If you hear the way to your home in the morning, you can die in the evening], if you find out the way to your home in the morning, you can die in the evening."

"For example, [Do not travel far away while your parents are still alive], your parents are in my hands, you can't run away at all."

After hearing what he said, Paimon and Narcida both widened their eyes. Are you sure?

Shen He's otherworldly face seemed to be filled with thought.

Hu Tao, who was touched by the joke, laughed out loud: "What about this sentence? [I examine myself three times a day], how do you explain it?"

Gu Jing smiled even more when he heard this: "This is easy to explain. I reflect on myself three times a day, of course, is to teach people to learn to reflect, and reflect three times. Am I too polite? Am I giving him face? Should I take action?"

"Pfft~ Then what about this sentence, [If you don't get upset when people don't know you, isn't that the way of a gentleman?"

"How should I say this?"

"Some people didn't understand what I wanted to say, but I didn't get angry. Isn't that very gentlemanly?"

"6!"

"What about [A gentleman cannot be respected if he is not serious]?"

"Simple, a gentleman should hit someone hard, otherwise he won't be able to establish his prestige!"

“That makes sense!”

"What do you mean by [Now that we are here, we should make the best of it]?"

"Now that you are here, you can rest in peace and be buried here."

"Ok, Ok!"

"[Will the first person to create clay figures for burials have no descendants?]?"

"Humph, the mastermind of this incident has been killed by me."

"Hahaha!"

“This is so interesting!”

Everyone: "..." My scalp is tingling.jpg

Listening to the fluent conversation between the two, Yingmei and others were buzzing in their heads: Why is what Gu Jing said completely different from what I thought?

But for some reason, I feel that this explanation seems to make sense?

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Put the "Lun Yu" on the table and let them study it by themselves.

Gu Jing began to record today's diary.

[The Lantern Festival has come to an end, and this trip to Liyue has entered the final countdown. 】

[A new journey will start again in three days. ]

【Next stop.】

【I will go to Inazuma. 】

【Nashida...】

[After thinking about it, let her go back to Xumi. 】

[Firstly, I usually have to do commissions and don’t have much time to take care of her (ps: Actually, I want to find a few more stepmothers for her). ]

[Secondly, she is also a deity of Xumi after all. ]

[Although he feels more like a prince. ]

[But he has been the Crown Prince for 500 years.]

[It's time for her to learn how to supervise the country. ]

[There is this book "Lunyu". 】

[I probably don’t worry that she will be bullied like before.]

【When the time comes.】

【We will meet again in Xumi. 】

Looking at this, the reluctance on Nashida's face turned into determination: I will definitely work hard!

[If I really want to say something——]

【Compared to Mond. 】

[I have left many ties in Liyue. 】

[Ye Lan, a person with many faces; Tao Tao, a quirky person; Bei Dou, an optimistic, cheerful and strong person; Shen He, a cool and astringent person; and Xiang Ling, a lively and lovely person.]

【The people who often appear before me leave a very deep impression on me. 】

【It’s time to say goodbye.】

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[I do feel quite reluctant.]

【certainly. 】

【It's easy to meet. 】

【So there is nothing to be sad about.】

[Besides...the wives of Inazuma are also waiting for my arrival. 】

[For example, the pink fox. Although this fox is unreliable, it is really hot! ]

【And it’s a burn that men can’t refuse! 】

[There are also Kame, Yomiuri, Kokomi, Kirara, Sara, Kuki Shinobu...]

【They are all beautiful girls worth seeing. 】

Kamisato Ayaka, who was confident in her looks, felt a pang in her heart: This turtle...is he talking about her?

「So──」

[Whether it's everyone in Mondstadt or everyone in Liyue. 】

Please give me a little more time.

【I promise here! 】

【When this journey reaches its end! 】

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【My dear wives. 】

[You will definitely have dozens or even hundreds of close friends and close family members who are willing to accompany you through the long years! ]

【and...】

[They are all beautiful girls and big sisters with their own characteristics! 】

Everyone was at a loss whether to laugh or cry about this: Although they wanted to complain that this was just his personal idea, but... through his live broadcast perspective, watching Hu Tao and others who often appeared around him, they really felt that they could become good friends with each other.

[The last thing I want to say is that communication on the continent of Teyvat is not particularly convenient. 】

【If someone wants to contact me but doesn’t know how. 】

【You are welcome to write to my current address. 】

【Or send it to Wanmin Church. 】

【No matter where my current journey is. 】

【I come back here every weekend to relax with everyone. 】