"Of course not. I almost fell into the manure pit. That stinky woman Lu Shanshan actually said that I was not careful with my mouth and wanted me to carry the manure!"
As a grown man and a cultivator, how could he carry manure?
After being taught a lesson, he left immediately in disgrace.
The pain is beyond words.
Among them, Keqing, who had watched the scene, understood it best.
"Second Master, I missed you so much..."
Eh... so corny.
The old man pushed him away, then reacted.
Hey, this kid actually called himself Second Master and was so sincere.
Could it be that it really works?
"You call me Master? No...you call me old man?"
"It's so rude to call you old man. Now I realize how good you are to me, Master..."
As she said this, she started crying and hugged his thighs.
As if he really was dreaming, Yu Qiu vented his grievances wantonly.
For a moment, the whole scene was filled with his wailing.
"Ahem...Fellow Daoist Yu, please stop crying."
"No, I'm going to cry. I feel so wronged. Can't I even cry in a dream?"
"This... seems to make some sense. If you like, you can go home and cry slowly, but your voice is too loud. People outside can hear it."
Keqing gestured, and Yu Qiu subconsciously looked towards the so-called outside. Indeed, there were servants passing by who kept staring at this side.
"Who are they? How could I dream about them? Is this the City Lord's Mansion? Why is today's dream so real?"
Snapped--
A big slap hit him on the head.
"That's because you're not dreaming! Why are you crying? Stand up straight and hold your chest out!"
Subconsciously, Yu Qiu immediately stood up obediently, holding his head high and chest out.
This made the old man stunned. What on earth had this guy encountered? Why was he so capable and much more obedient than before?
Could it be that there really is some kind of "illusion" that can change him? But isn't my disciple immune to illusions? Besides, what kind of illusion can have such an effect? It's not a treasure of training like a divine weapon. Ordinary illusions are just illusions, which can only deceive people temporarily.
That kind of illusion is usually targeted and aggressive, and even a maze-like illusion only changes the five senses of perception.
In the old man's opinion, to really create an illusion that can be used for experience is harder than climbing to the sky. If experience can be achieved through illusion, then why do we still need to go out for experience?
It is said that only the Kunlun Linglong Mirror can send a person's soul into three thousand illusory worlds, experiencing birth, old age, sickness and death, love, hate, separation and sorrow, and tempering one's mind.
As long as you break free from it, have a strong character, and cultivate a heart of Tao, the future will be promising.
This kind of treasure that can help others gain experience and temper their character without endangering their lives is only found in Kunlun.
Although you will lose most of your memories, at least you can gain experience without getting hurt.
However, according to the old man, there are actually many treasures of this kind that can be used for training, and they are not only found in Kunlun. There are even some secret realms and entrances to small worlds controlled by local families that can be used for training without any danger.
However, danger is an indicator, but the most important thing is experience.
It's not dangerous anymore, and there's no experience to be gained. Relying on the cultivation of the Golden Core and Nascent Soul to go to the small world, that would be a crushing defeat. What kind of experience would that be?
All in all, the old man didn't really believe Keqing's suggestion of using illusions for training, not to mention that his own disciple's physique was immune to illusions.
But the other party is from the Celestial Empire and must have some special treasure. Perhaps it is because of this treasure that she has such confidence?
The old man thought to himself, and Keqing’s importance rose again.
It seems that this woman is considered to be quite respected in Tianzhou, but I don’t know which country she is from.
Maybe I can find out later.
But I remember that there didn't seem to be such a person in those dynasties.
The Huang Dynasty seems to be headed by an emperor at present, and the royal heir is also more masculine than feminine, so he should not be that person.
In the other two dynasties, although there were princesses, excellent talents, and even some on the list, he also
I have the impression that there doesn't seem to be a person named Keqing, and there is no one with the surname Ke in China.
Is it a disguise?
But I had inquired about it before, and there was no other name of Keqing except for a casual cultivator on the list of geniuses.
So the old man suspected that this person was probably using the name of the casual cultivator on the Tianjiao list as a pseudonym, otherwise he could not imagine that the other party could actually deceive the Heavenly Dao? Or maybe the person who was not from the Heavenly Dynasty was the casual cultivator Keqing.
The latter found it somewhat impossible no matter how he thought about it.
Obviously, he made a mistake based on experience. Everything was there openly and Keqing was not disguising herself, but no one believed it.
However, there is one thing the old man is certain of, the other party's ability and talent are both top-notch, if you don't want to offend him, then make friends with him.
At this time, Yu Qiu also reacted.
"So, that's why I'm back!"
He looked confused.
"Where's Lu Shanshan? Where's that vicious woman? Haha, young master..."
Before he could finish his words, his body shuddered and he quickly changed his words.
"Ahem, where is she? How did I get back? Second Master, have you seen her?"
The old man looked puzzled.
"What Lu Shanshan?"
"It's Lu Shanshan. Didn't you notice that hateful woman when you rescued me?"
Keqing smiled slightly, facing the old man's gaze, and just coughed lightly.
"It's normal for Daoist Yu to have some sequelae."
As she spoke, she looked at Yu Qiu and explained softly.
"Friend Yu, you may not have reacted yet. Everything you just experienced was an illusion..."
"impossible!"
Yu Qiu was excited when he heard Keqing say this!
"How can such a hateful woman, such a cruel woman, such a woman who likes to tease people be fake!"
He retorted subconsciously.
Keqing looked at Yu Qiu in surprise. If she was not mistaken, there seemed to be a trace of nostalgia in this man's eyes...
Could it be that Fellow Daoist Yu has the masochistic physique that the system mentioned? Keqing has not forgotten what she saw before. It can be said that Lu Shanshan showed no mercy to Fellow Daoist Yu.
Hearing that her oracle was asking for the transformation of Fellow Daoist Yu, Lu Shanshan went all out... Yu Qiu's situation was naturally not very good, but looking at her attitude...
I guess I'm just overthinking it.
"What Fellow Daoist Yu experienced was indeed an illusion. Have you forgotten that the senior told me to..."
Keqing paused.
"Let me teach you a lesson...everything you just experienced was just an illusion, not real."
"Impossible! Obviously..."
"Hmm? What are you wondering about?"
Yu Qiu wanted to refute, but when he looked up at Keqing, he suddenly perked up.
By the way, was it because of Fairy Keqing that I encountered everything just now?
So, is it really as what I experienced in that illusion, the more beautiful a woman is, the more deceptive and terrifying she is! ?
Yu Qiu stopped talking abruptly.
Although he didn't believe it, he was afraid that if he continued to complain, the other party would make him go through the same torture again.
For a moment he shuddered all over.
"Ahem, fairy, I lost my composure."
He cautiously took a few steps back and hurriedly pulled Zhenjun's sleeve.
"Master... Master. Let's go quickly and not delay the fairy."
"Ok?"
The old man hadn't reacted yet, and left after saying goodbye amid Yu Qiu's repeated urging.
Looking at the other person's hurriedly leaving back, Keqing was a little surprised.
"Is Fellow Daoist Yu a little afraid of me?"
Did she do something?
"Hmm~ Who knows... probably."
Although I don’t know why the boy suddenly became afraid of his own girl, I think it must be something that happened in the so-called "illusion". Combined with what he just said, could it be that he was scared?
Ok……
Yuehu thought for a while, then shook his ears.
Who cares about him? He's just a cannon fodder, not even a love rival. Who cares about him?
Seeing that everyone was gone, Yuehu touched the porcelain, let out an "ah", looked at Keqing's suspicion, and then raised her head with greedy eyes.
"I want..." Kiss...
Snapped--
Keqing took out a bun and covered her mouth with it in a flash.
"Sister, try it, this bun is delicious."
After taking a big bite, Yuehu took the bun.
"I don't want buns, I..."
Snapped--
"I see, you must want to eat apples."
Keqing suddenly realized and stuffed another apple into her mouth.
Yuehu widened her eyes, and with a snap of her cherry lips as if to vent her anger, she bit the apple in her mouth, and then glared at Keqing who was pretending to be stupid.
Then he snorted.
After teasing the fox, she pretends to be stupid and leaves. What a scumbag!
Slag, scum, scum!
She turned her head and sat in Keqing's arms unwillingly, occupying her sight domineeringly. Then she grabbed her hair with her slender fingers and pulled it gently.
"Scumbag!"
"The heartless girl!"
"Play dumb!"
"Eat grapes without spitting out the skins!"
The force was not strong, like a little girl acting coquettishly, and the grumbling sound in her ears continued to disturb her.
Keqing sighed upon seeing this.
She thought about it.
"elder sister?"
"What! I'll tell you...
... "
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