Keqing, it’s just cultivating immortality, is it that difficult?

"Fairy Ke, why did you bring me here?"

He was a little puzzled.

"You want Amber's snot, right? Amber's snot is made from Amber's snot, which is roughly processed from it."

"Snot? What I just ate was...snot."

Yu Qiu’s eyes widened.

"It's not snot, it's just raw material..."

"vomit……"

Yu Qiu suddenly covered his mouth and started to dry heave.

"Fairy Keqing, why didn't you say so earlier?"

For a long time, she looked at Keqing with grievance.

Keqing looked at her strangely.

"Don't you like to eat?!"

"But I didn't know it was snot!"

No matter how delicious it is, seeing the long bubbling snot will make you feel sick instantly.

vomit……

Why is it still green and sticky?

"Hey, but don't you usually drink green pear tea?"

"What's wrong with green pear tea?"

"Green pear tea is a condensation of green pear urine. Because of its tea-like shape and its..."

"vomit……"

The sound of retching interrupted Keqing's introduction. She looked at Yu Qiu who was vomiting continuously with some surprise.

"do not you know?"

"Then...why are you still drinking..."

"!! I only knew that it was a top-grade treasure from heaven and earth, that it could cleanse the body and tasted sweet. Who knew that it was actually dried urine crystals?"

Who cares about that? That thing was given to him by his master!

I thought about making a pot of tea every day.

"Ugh, vomit—"

Yu Qiu couldn't help but dry heave again.

Keqing shook her head upon seeing this.

Fellow Daoist Yu still can't keep his cool. It's just urine crystals, so isn't ambergris also dragon's saliva?

There are so many natural treasures in this world... If you keep calculating like this, how can you bear it?

After all, isn't his longevity elixir also made of the saliva of the little jellyfish?

But seeing Yu Qiu's expression, Keqing didn't mention that many of the things she ate in Licheng were...

Shaking her head, Keqing used her spiritual power to help her relax, and she felt much better.

"Are you still shopping? You don't look well..."

"Let's go shopping!"

The heartless Yu Qiu recovered instantly.

However, as the local specialties were really unappetizing, Yu Qiu was no longer keen on eating delicacies, but instead turned his attention to finding bargains.

"We won't go to the roadside stalls to eat snacks this time. Let's go find bargains."

"Picking up a bargain? Okay."

Keqing said indifferently, and followed the instructions to a busy market street.

Although Keqing feels that picking up bargains depends on luck and it is unlikely to be her turn, but since she is so interested, just let her do it.

"99 Spiritual Stones, the latest excavation of an ancient tomb, and a magical weapon of an ancient great power!"

"Selling cheap, 99% off, Spirit Stones per stack of sound transmission notes."

"Don't miss it if you pass by, it's a big sale, only for the destined ones."

Yu Qiu watched with great interest.

"Fairy, I'm not saying anything, but I have very high standards."

Without waiting for Keqing's reaction, he came to a small stall.

"How much is this pot?"

"Fairy, you finally found something you like. This pot was excavated from an ancient secret realm. If you add spring water to it, it will be filled with fragrance and..."

"Alright, alright, stop fooling around and tell me how much it costs."

Yu Qiu shook his hand impatiently.

"500 wild stones!"

The stall owner compared prices.

"50! If you don't sell it, then..."

"make a deal!"

Before Yu Qiu could react, the stall owner quickly stuffed the dusty and dirty pot into her arms.

Yu Qiu twitched his lips: What a loss!

He looked regretful, but when he came to his senses and returned to Keqing, his face immediately lit up with a smile.

"Fairy, look what treasure I found!?"

"This thing has a mysterious aura, it must be a good thing, it must have far more than 50 spiritual energy"

Keqing took a look and when "Insight" was activated, the information appeared in front of her. She froze and looked strange.

But Yu Qiu didn't notice it. After thinking about it, he got some spiritual spring water as the stall owner said, shook it, and took out a jade cup and filled it up.

"Sure enough, the originally light spiritual spring water was instantly filled with fragrance, presenting a leisurely dusk color."

"This... the spiritual energy is much richer. It is indeed a good thing."

After smelling it, she was about to drink it, but a hand suddenly appeared and stopped her.

"Don't drink!"

Yu Qiu was surprised.

"Fairy, are you afraid it's poisonous? Don't worry, I've sensed it, it's full of spiritual energy, it's definitely a good thing."

"My cup can detect whether something is harmful or not."

Yu Qiu was full of confidence, but Keqing pointed at the pot.

“This pot…”

"Ok?"

"It's a urinal."

"!!!"

I saw her looking at me with wide eyes, as if asking, "Is it true?"

Keqing nodded.

"It is indeed a urinal. It must be tens of thousands of years old."

"vomit……"

Looking at Yu Qiu who was vomiting again, Keqing had a strange expression on her face.

She looked at the urinal that the other person had thrown on the ground and lifted it up with her spiritual energy.

"Hmm...it should be an ancient urinal. Because its owner had a high level of cultivation, the inside of the urinal was washed and soaked, forming urine scale, so the water that came out of it is sweet.

"I didn't expect that Fellow Daoist Yu really found a bargain. This thing is indeed not worth 50 waste stones, but at least one thousand. It is perfect for giving water to spirit pets or growing flowers."

Keqing was about to hand over the urinal, but saw Yu Qiu quickly step back and cast a spell to get a lot of water to wash her hands, which turned red.

"No, no, I don't want this thing, throw it away!"

She covered her nose and tried to avoid it.

Oh, I forgot about this guy's mysophobia. Keqing was helpless, thinking that it couldn't be wasted, so she put it into the space.

"Since we have found a loophole, we should..."

Keqing originally wanted to say that they should go back, but Yu Qiu seemed to be getting braver and braver.

"I don't believe it! How could my record only have one urinal? This doesn't count!"

She always manages to find some good stuff, and sometimes even finds something good.

Yu Qiu didn't believe it and started searching again, looking very professional.

Keqing just let her do what she wanted. Although vision has a certain bonus in picking up bargains, doesn't this thing depend on luck?

After all, there are good things waiting for you.

However, it wasn't long before she got a little slap in the face.

"Look, fairy! Ding ding ding, what is this?"

Yu Qiu shook out a piece of cloth that looked like a sack, just like he was presenting a treasure.

"This is……"

"Hehe, based on my years of experience in finding bargains, there must be something good here."

Keqing took a closer look, and her expression became complicated again as she “saw” it.

"It is indeed a good thing. If I am not mistaken, this is a cloth made of golden fish scales. It is just that it is hard to find because it is covered in dust."

Keqing made a gesture, and the dust faded away, revealing a hint of golden light.

"Fairy, you can actually see that!?"

Yu Qiu was surprised, but she used her eyesight and special method of detecting scents to discover that this item seemed to be a good thing.

"Wait, this is...really golden fish scale armor!? Then I'm going to make a killing!"

Golden fish scale armor. The golden fish has disappeared for tens of thousands of years. This is a good thing because the golden fish scale can completely block magical attacks. It is a life-saving treasure!

"Yes, I can also see that this is a close-fitting item."

"Personal belongings!? Then I'm going to make a fortune, right? Is it inner armor? "

"No, it's underwear."

"..."

Yu Qiu’s face was stiff.

"What did you say? Underpants!"

She looked at the treasure in front of her hesitantly, used the Qingchen Jue, and then washed it with spiritual energy. The fabric of a pair of underwear was shiny and bright.

Yu Qiu could still vaguely see signs of wear on it, as the fish scales in the middle had been worn away.

Yu Qiu: !!!

His face was uncertain. Who wants these two pairs of underwear?

"This doesn't count!"

Yu Qiu threw it out with a look of disgust!

"How is this possible? Why am I so unlucky today!"

Yu Qiu refused to admit defeat, but Keqing thought it was enough, as they were all good things and she had actually made a lot of money.