Yes, Lady Funina!

Funina can come up with dozens of such titles by herself, and as a reporter who makes a living by writing, he will obviously be more professional than Funina.

Maybe they just pick a title and the content is something irrelevant, which can ensure that they can get some attention while avoiding possible legal liability.

"Richard, what should we do now? Say something!" Funina lay on the table, her voice sounding a little listless.

"Lady Fininna, it's just a ring. We didn't give it any meaning. Even if there is any, it's pure friendship."

"Tell this to those busybodies and see if they believe it." Funina complained.

Is it still just a matter of a few bowls of noodles now?

No one cares how many bowls of noodles you ate!

"What do you think about issuing an official statement?" Funina suggested.

"Do you usually read official statements?" Richard asked.

Funina was speechless. Who would look at a piece of waste paper for no reason?

"Then what do you think we should do?" Funina gave up thinking completely.

"In my opinion, instead of trying to clarify something that is impossible to clarify, it is better to divert everyone's attention to something else," said Richard.

"Is there anything bigger than me becoming Lady Funina?" Funina's almond eyes showed exhaustion.

"In fact, according to the normal way of addressing, you should be called 'Mrs. Richard'." Clorinde had made up for her lack of knowledge about Fontaine marriage yesterday.

"Shut up, Clorinde, I haven't gotten over what happened to you this morning yet!" said Furninha unhappily.

Just this morning, Clorinde was blocked in front of the Mo Mang Palace by a group of reporters on her way to work.

This secretary, who had never made any public statements and had no interview experience, was easily manipulated by those experienced reporters.

"Ms. Clorinde, as the chief private secretary of Lady Funina, have you learned that she is married?"

"No." Clorinde's pretty face was tense, and it could be seen that this duel agent lady was very nervous at the moment.

After all, no one would feel at ease being surrounded by a group of reporters like this, not to mention that Clorinde had never had such experience before.

"No means you don't know that Lady Funina is married, right? Does that mean that Lady Funina does have someone to marry?"

"No, Lady Furninna is not married," Clorinde hastened to correct.

"Then how do you explain the ring on her hand?" another reporter asked.

"It's a token of friendship," said Clorinde.

"Friendship? That means Lady Funina didn't buy this ring herself, but someone gave it to her, right?"

"Yes……"

"Was it given by someone of the opposite sex?"

"No comment."

"It seems so... Does he often meet with Lady Funina?"

"No comment."

"We meet often... Is he also an official at the City Hall?"

“Nothing…” Clorinde realized that she couldn’t go on like this. If she continued to say this, she would be just one step away from reporting someone’s ID card.

"I have something else to do, please get out of the way!"

Clorinde's face turned cold, and her power as the strongest duel agent was revealed, which immediately stunned many reporters present.

It was then that everyone realized that this Miss Clorinde looked so familiar and was definitely not just Funina's personal secretary.

"She is Clorinde, the strongest duel agent who has disappeared for a long time!" A reporter recognized Clorinde.

"Oh my god, I thought it was just a name, but how did Miss Clorinde become Lady Funina's secretary?"

"Who knows? Maybe he feels that the position of duel agent is no longer challenging enough?"

"Why do you care about this? Since she is the strongest duel agent Clorinde, then wouldn't her words just now be more credible?"

"It turns out that Lady Finina really accepted a ring from a man and wore it on the ring finger of her left hand!"

"This man is from the City Hall! He can't possibly be Lord Villette!"

"Fuck, are you all paying attention to this? Am I the only one who is somewhat envious of that guy?"

"Fuck it, stop talking about it. I feel uncomfortable when I mention this. That man really deserves to die..."

Clorinde, who had successfully broken through, heard the discussion of the reporters behind her and walked even faster...

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PS1: I have reached 1 a day, and there is K more. Huhu, I will write a long post about the author in the middle.

PS2: py one-handed (not included in the paid word count) "Genshin Impact, Fontaine Regent, Got Mad by the Player"

Introduction: Themis felt very strange after traveling through the original god and becoming the regent of Fontaine's water goddess Funina.

After working diligently for five hundred years, the golden finger finally arrived, but it is a forum.

Other people traveled to the different world shown in the game, but she traveled directly to become a satellite character in the game.

Looking at the crazy quotes of players in the real world, Themis worries about her innocence all day long.

Before 4.2: Brothers, Themis is the real water god!

After 4.2: Woohoo! Fufu, you are worthy of the title of Water God!

And you, Themis, are the god in the hearts of all our players!

Portal "Genshin Impact, Fontaine Regent, Got Mad by Players"

Volume 69: Chapter 4: Funina wants to resign (K)

Clorinde was about to reach out to stop Furninha from telling this, but it was too late. Richard knew all her glorious deeds that morning.

"I didn't expect you to have such a skill, Miss Clorinde, the whistleblower." Richard looked at Clorinde with a bad face. He thought the enemy was outside Mo Mang Palace, but it turns out that the guy is right next to me.

It looks like you can't wait to kill me and take over!

"No, I didn't, it was those reporters..." Clorinde opened her mouth to explain. It wasn't that she wanted to be a mole, it was just that those reporters were too cunning.

"Malicious speculation?" Richard provided a word for Clorinde.

"Malicious speculation!" Clorinde nodded in affirmation.

"So this is the reason why you help them to define the scope? All you need to do is report my citizen ID card, Clorinde." Richard tapped the wooden table with his hand, making a 'bang bang' sound.

"How is that possible? I don't even know your citizen ID number!" Clorinde felt that this was a huge injustice.

"It's a good thing you don't know!" Li Jue felt that this woman was a little too naive, which was totally inconsistent with her appearance!

Clorinde obviously knew that what she did was not very decent, so she stood up obediently and went to pour tea for the two parties.

"What should we do now?" When Furninna saw Richard's headache, she felt much better.

Sometimes it is like this, when you are in a bad mood, when you see that others are also in a bad mood, your mood inexplicably improves.

Furninha called this 'transfer of sadness'.

And Furninna was also dissatisfied with Richard's reaction. Does it feel unfair for you to have a scandal with her?

She is the big star of Fontaine! Her admirers can hold hands and circle the continent of Teyvat.

As Richard's wife, if Richard is not satisfied with her, he would be too greedy!

"Lady Fininna, why do you seem to be enjoying it?" Richard frowned and found that Fininna didn't seem to be as panicked as before. She even showed a calm attitude of "let them talk".

This is different from how you behaved yesterday!

Richard thought of how Fininna lay on the table yesterday, blushing and hesitating, hiding her left hand from him. Looking at her today, although she was not in high spirits, she was not as flustered as yesterday. On the contrary, she seemed to be watching Richard's fun.

Isn’t the contrast between what you did before and what you did afterwards too great?

"Me? No, I just think that since it's just a rumor, the truth will come out sooner or later. Before that, we just need to do our own thing." Funina was completely enlightened.

Anyway, no matter what people say, she feels that her position will not be affected in any way. You can't stop her from being the Water God just because she has a rumored boyfriend, right?

Moreover, as a rumored target, Furniture didn't dislike Richard that much. It would definitely not work if the fake act became real, but if it was just talk, Furniture didn't think it was a big deal...

In comparison, Richard was under even greater pressure. He was not the water god of Fontaine, but just a civil servant of Momang Palace. No matter how brilliant his previous work record was, in this situation, his previous work record could not only not help him, but might even have a counterproductive effect.

"A senior civil servant of Fontaine once worked for the Fatui!", "How did an Inazuma senior official change his ways and switch to Fontaine and become the Secretary General of the Water God!", "Mond Dragon Disaster came to the rescue, revealing the childhood of the Executive Secretary General of Fontaine"...

Richard felt that no matter which news title it was, as long as it was reported, it would become the front-page headline of Fontaine for a period of time.

By then, under the influence of public opinion, it would be like yellow mud falling into one's pocket - it would be shit if it weren't shit. Not to mention wanting to make further progress in his career, it would be a great achievement for him to be able to guarantee his position.

Those fanatical fans of Funina, reporters, Richard's political opponents, and the people who are eyeing his position, all of these people will help him list his past experiences, no matter how well Richard does a good job of keeping it secret and how clean his hands are.

After all, as long as people live in this world, they will leave clues. No one has a completely clean past, unless they are a newborn baby.

To put it another way, even if we can't find it, can't we just make it up?

The fans who are crazy about it don’t care whether you are serious or not, they take it seriously and launch a fierce attack on him.

The Expendables belong to this group.

At that time, Richard would have no choice but to give up his official position or turn the fake into reality.

When the time comes, he will say this to those fans: You don’t want your idol’s husband to be an unemployed vagrant, do you?

Ha, even though it might not change anything in the end, this uncomfortable feeling is enough to make that mob get really upset.

After I lost my job, your idol Funina still has to spend money to support me. Are you angry?

But the current situation obviously has not reached that point. Richard looked at Fernina who was about to watch the show, and he had already made up his mind. He smiled and said, "Lady Fernina, what do you think gods should be like in the eyes of the world?"

"Proud, dazzling, unique and... powerful?" Furniture continued. "Why are you asking this?"

"Then do you think that a proud, dazzling, and powerful God would marry an ordinary clerk?" Richard asked in a persuasive manner.

"What's so ordinary about you?" Finina had seen someone who could make a dragon crawl on the ground with just one sentence.

"But in their eyes, I am just an ordinary clerk, with more experience at most." Richard took a sip of tea and continued, "The gods will not favor a mediocre civil servant. Fu Nina, do you know what kind of person would do this?"

"Which one?" Funina had a bad feeling.

Richard looked directly into Fininna's eyes and said in a meaningful tone, "An ordinary, naive, and pretentious human girl."

Finina felt that the water element in her throat was not very full. She was not sure whether Richard was talking about the current incident or something else.

But there is no doubt that she cannot gamble, even if there is only the slightest possibility, she cannot gamble.

She wasn't sure if she really stood idly by and watched the matter, it would eventually lead to people questioning her identity as the Water God.

God loves the world, but he should not fall in love with a certain person. This is the inherent impression of the world, and the opposite of this sentence is that when she falls in love with a certain person, she is no longer God.

If Furninna was really the water god, she wouldn't care, but the question was... was she?

Just as the atmosphere suddenly became tense, Clorinde felt that she should say something.

The plump lady sat between the two and said in a slightly tentative tone: "In fact, civil servants are quite popular in the dating corner of Fontaine."

Richard and Fernina simultaneously turned their eyes to Clorinde, but Clorinde was using herself as an example.

"In fact, ever since I resigned from the Inquisition and became the secretary of Lady Fininna, those matchmakers have been trying to help me with matchmaking. No matter how I refuse, it's useless."

"So you went?"

"No, I have no plans to start a family at the moment."

"Okay, listen Clorinde, if you keep talking, you'll soon be looking for a job."

Clorinde understood what Richard meant and shut up obediently, but after her interruption, the originally heavy atmosphere eased a lot.

Finina also took this opportunity to think about her words. She said without a single mistake, "As the God of Water, I don't care about those rumors, but this concerns the majesty of the gods and for your reputation, Richard. I think it is necessary to take some measures to curb these false rumors."

"That's right, Lady Finina." Richard nodded happily, "On this point, I think we are on the same side."

Furniture looked at Richard's face without saying anything. She was still wondering if Richard had seen anything. If he had seen anything, which side was he on...

"What's wrong, Lady Furninna? Is there something on my face?"

"No, I'm just wondering, which side are you from?" Funina said with a double meaning.

"Of course it's on your side, Lady Furninna." Richard paused, "At least for now."

"I am on your side too, Lady Fininna," Clorinde also said upon seeing this.

"Please go out, Clorinde, and close the door behind you," said Furninha.