Yes, Lady Funina!
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Linnet glanced at Clorinde's melons, and finally nodded, admitting that her frustration was related to Richard.
Finina and Clorinde looked at each other. Could it be what they thought?
To be honest, both Furninha and Clorinde knew very well that Linnet liked Richard, and Richard was alone with Linnet last night, and Linnet asked such a question.
Putting all these signs together, it is hard not to make associations among them.
"Linette, you didn't go...go..." Furninna couldn't say the word for a long time.
Clorinde spoke directly for Funina: "Lady Funina, you meant to say 'seduce', right?"
Fernina glared at Clorinde. This word was too harsh, but Fernina couldn't think of any good words for a while, so she just acquiesced and looked at Linnet, waiting for her answer.
Under the gaze of the two eyes, Linnet opened her red lips slightly and said uncertainly, "Well, I guess so."
Clorinde & Funina: !!!
"What exactly happened? What was the result? What was Richard's reaction?" A series of questions came at Linnet like a storm.
Amidst Fernina and Clorinde's barrage of questions, Richard walked into the office carrying a bag with the Chizhiya logo printed on it.
Hearing that Funina mentioned him, Richard couldn't help but ask in confusion: "What's your reaction? What are you talking about?"
Furniture was startled by Richard's voice, and she suddenly appeared behind Clorinde, with the alopecia on her head standing straight up like a straight pencil.
And Clorinde was obviously a little nervous, her heart was trembling, it was spectacular.
"You, when did you come in? You scared me. How come you walked without making any sound?" said Funina, patting her flat chest.
"I'm just walking normally. Are you guys too engrossed in your conversation?" Richard handed the bag to Clorinde, "This is from Qianzhi. She said it's a gift."
"Oh, thank you." Clorinde took the bag, but did not open it immediately. Instead, she put it on her desk.
Richard looked at Linnet and asked with concern: "How do you feel? Does your head hurt?"
Fininna and Clorinde both turned their attention to Linnet.
"I don't feel anything, and I don't feel any discomfort." Linnette felt that she had no discomfort, and this was the biggest discomfort.
"That's good. Last night I saw you gulp down a glass of red wine in one breath, and then suddenly started to unbutton your clothes. As soon as your hands touched the buttons, you fell straight down..."
"Don't... don't say that." Linnet's face flushed red, and her cat's tail curled up into a ball. "I don't know what happened last night."
"If you can't drink anymore, drink less in the future. Why are you drinking so fast?" Richard was speechless when he thought of what happened last night. He had never seen anyone who was so bad at drinking. He knocked himself out with just one glass of red wine.
Fortunately, it happened at his house. If it happened outside, people would probably think that he had drugged her and was trying to do something bad to Linnet.
"Hmm..." Linnette lowered her head even lower.
Linnet rarely drinks. Even if she does, it's very low-proof wine like beer, and she doesn't drink much, just like a cat licking water, just for the sake of taste.
As for red wine, it was my first time drinking it yesterday.
It was my first time drinking red wine and I drank it quickly. In addition, my body’s tolerance for alcohol was not very high. All these factors combined led to me passing out after just one glass of wine.
Since she fell asleep after one cup of wine, naturally nothing that Qianzhi taught her happened afterwards. The winning underwear did not even see the light of day before it was buried in the warm bed.
From the few words, Furninna and Clorinde vaguely guessed what happened last night, but what puzzled them was that if that was the case, then why would Linnet doubt her own charm?
Fernina couldn't help but ask this question, and as expected, Linette asked back, "Lady Fernina, if you were dressed up beautifully and got drunk at a person's house, but the person didn't do anything to you, wouldn't you doubt your charm?"
"I think a normal person should admire the character of the opposite sex. Why would you doubt your own charm? And if you really did something, that would be a crime, right?" Richard complained.
Although what Richard said made sense, Finnina and Clorinde thought of the conversation with Violet yesterday, and stood on Linnet's side and asked Richard soul-searching questions.
"Yeah, why didn't you do anything to Linnet?"
Richard:?
Is there something wrong with you or with me?
However, what Richard did not expect was that Clorinde actually followed up with a sentence that made him almost vomit blood.
"Are you still a virgin?"
Volume 112: Chapter : Misunderstandings resolved & upcoming exchange visit
"Are you still a virgin?"
What words? What is this nonsense?
How can you say such cold words with your mouth which is over 30 degrees?
Richard was furious, thinking that Clorinde was going to revolt, and was using the same trick of resignation she had used on Funina on him.
And what's wrong with being a virgin? A virgin won't eat your rice!
Seeing Richard remained silent for a long time with a bad look on his face, Clorinde couldn't help but shrink her head, quietly retreated behind Funina and muttered, "Could I have guessed right?"
I guessed it right. Even though Richard has been in the love field for many years and there are beauties from all over Teyvat who have feelings for him, but as far as the result is concerned, he is indeed still a young man with a strong character.
Finina obviously did not expect that Richard was unexpectedly still a virgin. In her opinion, Richard was so capable that even if he was not a love expert who indulged in sensual pleasures, he would at least have two or three confidantes, bed partners, or something like that.
When Yae Shinzi came to Fontaine, it was obvious that he was coming for Richard. At that time, Funina even suspected that Richard had cheated on her with his body, which led to him running all the way from Inazuma to Fontaine.
Now that I think about it, she probably didn't cheat on her body, but at least she definitely cheated on her heart. She was deeply in love. After all, according to Richard, he hadn't returned to Inazuma for at least a hundred years, and even so, Yae Shinto still couldn't forget her. It can't be said that he was not affectionate.
Funina wondered if she would go find Richard if he disappeared right now.
I don't think so. At least until the prophetic crisis is resolved and she has unloaded the burden on her shoulders, Funina will not leave Fontaine.
Thinking of this, Funina felt as if she had lost. Although she didn't know where she had lost, she just felt that she had lost. She was a little angry and frustrated, and even felt that she was not worthy of Mr. Richard, who was so chaste.
Wait, I don’t think I have said that I want to marry her. They are just friends at the moment. Well… friends who have left their marks on each other.
"From what you said, you really want me to do something to Linnet?" Richard said unhappily.
Furninna's eyes were wandering, and Clorinde looked down at her chest. If they really wanted Richard to do something to Linnet, they actually didn't want it.
No matter how good the atmosphere in the office was, there was still a contradiction that could not be avoided. Whether Fernina, Linette and Clorinde admitted it or not, they had all realized each other's unclear feelings for Richard.
Clorinde was okay, she just coveted Richard's body, and being able to touch it was enough to satisfy her, but for Finnina and Linnet, they liked Richard as a person, not just his appearance.
But because Linnet has a cold personality and Finnina is innocent and kind, it is unlikely that they will have conflicts, at least before they come into conflict with Richard. After all, a triangle is stable, and as long as the balance is not broken, everyone will still be good friends.
Unless one of the three people changes from being a good friend to a girlfriend, they will tacitly maintain the existing relationship.
"Tell me, what strange ideas have been instilled in you, or what rumors have you heard?" Richard sat on the minister's chair moved from Funina's table and said to the three people sitting in a row on the sofa.
The three beautiful girls with different styles obviously knew that they had to act well at this moment. Clorinde, who had just spoken wildly, looked even more tense, and all her attention was focused on controlling her mouth and eyes.
Don’t let your mouth quit, and don’t let your eyes feel sore.
"Why should I sit on the sofa with them?" Linnet couldn't help but raise her hand, indicating that she was not in the same group with Fernina and Clorinde, and what did the rumors they heard have to do with her.
I don't know (innocent face) (Linnet Limited Edition).jpg
"Drink your red wine and unbutton your clothes." Richard only said seven words and pushed Linnett onto the sofa.
Under Richard's gaze, Fernina and Clorinde confessed the crime one after another (not really).
"In a way, what Villette said is indeed correct." Richard was aware of his own shortcomings and had no intention of denying it.
"Do you still have any worldly desires?" Furninna looked down.
A few black lines appeared on Richard's forehead, and he said unhappily: "There's nothing wrong with my body."
This is a question concerning a man's most basic and simple dignity, and Richard would never allow Fernina to misunderstand him in this regard.
"Then why do you look at Clorinde with such a serious look? Not lustful at all." Furninna was too embarrassed to use herself as an example, so she went straight to the nearest source.
"Why do you have to look at people with such a lustful eye? Lady Finina, not all men are what you think." Richard decided to clear the name of his male compatriots.
Fininna thought about it, then suddenly reached out and patted Clorinde's chest. The majestic mountains trembled violently, and Richard directly announced that he would fail the challenge if he didn't look at it.
"Well, it seems more normal now, but I feel like your eyes could be a little clearer." From a director's perspective, Funina analyzed the way Richard looked at Clorinde just now.
Although it can be seen that Richard reacted to the huge "people's will", this reaction was still not intense enough. If he were a normal man, he would have crossed his legs or hunched over at this moment.
But Richard still sat upright on the chair, looking like a gentleman.
Something is wrong. Ten percent or even nine percent wrong.
After thinking about it, Funina decided to conduct a few control experiments to test Richard's quality.
She set her eyes on Linnet, but Linnet seemed to be prepared and had hugged her chest, her whole body in a defensive posture.
"What are you doing? You act like I'm some unforgivable hooligan." Funina said dissatisfiedly.
Clorinde rubbed her chest silently and made no comment on Funina's remarks.
Furninna saw that Linette was on guard, and Clorinde seemed to be looking at her with vigilance, while Richard hugged his chest and watched the show.
After thinking about it, Furninna felt that both Linette and Clorinde were unreliable, and she had to take action herself at the critical moment.
Finnina decided to use her unique skills. She first straightened her collar solemnly, and a silent aura spread in the office. This was the aura that only belonged to a veteran actor. She was ready to use her acting skills of nearly five hundred years to let Richard see what the real female charm was.
She put her right index finger and middle finger together and placed them in front of her lips, then moved them away from her lips and flew towards Richard at a moderate speed, accompanied by a wink.
(づ ̄3 ̄)づq~
Richard stared at Furniture without blinking, waiting for her next move. However, he did not expect that this seemed to be all that Furniture wanted to show. Even because Richard kept staring at her, his face gradually became hot.
Wasn’t it supposed to show off your feminine charm? Why did you end up blushing?
But you have to say, Funina does look very beautiful with a blushing face.
But...that’s it?
Richard didn't say this out loud, but his eyes almost conveyed the meaning.
Furninna was defeated.
Although Funina has watched many musicals, many of which are sentimental dramas, but if she is asked to seduce someone, she can't think of any specific ways or methods at the moment.
Sometimes it's one thing to watch others perform, but it's another thing to perform yourself. Take Funina for example, she tried to hold it in for a long time, but in the end all she could come out with was a flying kiss, which was really annoying.
"Lady Furninna, there is no need to try again." Richard stopped Furninna, who was unwilling to give up and wanted to regroup and prove herself once more, and decided to have a frank talk with the three women.
"If you want to know something, just ask directly, and I will answer it as appropriate."
“Why discretion?”
“Some things are better unknown than known.”
Finina puffed her lips but did not refute Richard.
"Lord Villette said that most of the elemental dragon kings nowadays are incomplete, and that your 'incompleteness' is even higher than that. The incompleteness here refers to..." Clorinde said as her eyes moved downwards.
"It's power, Clorinde, don't look down anymore and keep your eyes open." Richard said with a dark face.
"Oh..." Clorinde withdrew her gaze obediently, thinking that Richard was really stingy. It would have been fine if he didn't let her look at her when she was not wearing clothes, but now he still didn't let her look at her even when she was wearing clothes.
I showed him everything myself.
"So what does emotional deficiency mean..." asked Furninda.
"I don't think I have any emotional defects..." Richard thought for a moment and then said, "If I have to say it, I often feel a sense of alienation."
"It's like I'm not myself. To use the professional term in the movie, it's easy to 'lose my role'."
This feeling is like two different perspectives in the game. Normal people are in the first-person perspective, while Richard is in the third-person perspective.
As we all know, the third-person perspective is less immersive than the first-person perspective.
Coupled with what Richard learned about the mystery of his life experience from Inazuma, he always had the illusion that he would be replaced by a "strange" self one day, which made him very insecure and very cautious in emotional issues.
This is also one of the reasons why he has not returned to Inazuma for nearly a hundred years and has been hiding from Yae Kamiko and Ying.
Even now, when Alice urged him to go back to Inazuma, Richard was still a little hesitant and had no intention of leaving.
"I am not myself?" Clorinde and Linnet couldn't quite understand this idea.
Because Furninna has always played the role of the water god, she felt a little touched by Richard's words. She thought of herself in the mirror back then. In some ways, she was actually quite similar to Richard?
"This should be a mental illness, right?" Linnett's eyes showed a worried look.
"Well, it should be considered as such, but I have already found a solution, so you don't have to worry about it." Richard said.
When he reaches the primordial womb sea and becomes a 'perfect dragon', these problems may be solved.
Of course, we cannot rule out the possibility that his past life self has usurped his position, and Richard has ways to deal with this.
Just like a ship sailing in the sea, if you don’t want to drift with the current, you have to drop anchor.
By the same token, if Richard doesn't want to be replaced by his previous self, or lose himself and become no longer like himself, he must leave enough traces in Teyvat and leave his own anchor before that day comes.
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but look at the three beautiful girls in front of him. They had very different styles, but they were all rare beauties in the world. There was no doubt that these three were chosen by Richard and became his anchors in the world.
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