"Huang Big Cat, you are not following the moral code of martial arts. Don't you understand the principle of first come first served?"
"I just like to snatch other people's things! It's fun to snatch things that belong to someone!" Huang Damao used her hips to push Su Xia's butt hard.
"Huang Big Cat, no one can take my things away! What's mine belongs only to me!"
Su Xia was not to be outdone and tried to push Huang down.
Xingxiong and Bai Jin looked at each other and suddenly realized that their biggest opponent was not each other, but this rather shameless Huang Da Mao Mao!
So shameless!
Xingxiong and Shirogane cursed in their hearts at the same time.
Just at this moment, the proprietress's voice rang out.
"Mr. Su! Here come the skewers!"
The ghost woman came to Su Xia's table carrying a large portion of skewers. Seeing Huang and Su Xia fighting for the chair with their buttocks, the woman fell silent. She felt like her CPU was about to burn out.
This...is this Mr. Su’s other “brother”?
Why do your father's brothers have such exaggerated pectoral muscles?
She put the skewers down, but couldn't help asking, "Mr. Su, is this seat... reserved for your wife?"
She pointed to the one remaining seat.
Seeing Su Xia and Huang like this, she thought someone was going to take this empty seat.
"this......"
When they heard the proprietress's voice, Su Xia and Huang both stopped.
He looked at the empty seat opposite him and paused. A scene emerged in his mind. Muirseth was sitting right opposite him, gently picking up food for him, while he quietly showed his affection to his two good brothers, Xingxiong and Huang.
"Forget it, I won't rob you."
Huang stood up and walked to the seat opposite Su Xia, sat down, and said in a joking tone: "Doctor, your wife's position is going to be taken away by me~"
"Then you have to get a bottle of white wine first." Su Xia didn't care about Huang's joke. He took out three bottles from the four opened boxes of white wine on the ground and handed them to Huang and Xingxiong respectively, and kept the last bottle for himself.
Xingxiong glanced at Bai Jin and said, "Doctor, why doesn't your maid drink?"
Su Xia smiled slightly: "Since she is my little maid, she will naturally take the final step."
His meaning was very clear. If Bai Jin drank now, she would also drink a lot when they toasted occasionally, so he planned to leave some food in Bai Jin's stomach so that they could get Gui Jie drunk together later!
Soon, the four of them started to eat skewers. Except for Bai Jin, Su Xia, Xingxiong and Huang also poured each other wine.
More than an hour passed.
Su Xia had already drunk seven or eight bottles of white wine, his face was flushed and he was drunk.
Only then did he turn his gaze towards Bai Jin beside him.
"Bai Jin, you should also give a toast to Sister Ghost!"
As he said that, he took out a bottle of white wine and handed it to Bai Jin.
just.
Bai Jin, who had a calm face before, turned redder than him after drinking the bottle of liquor. He felt dizzy and finally fell headfirst into Su Xia's arms.
Su Xia: “…”
"Ha, hahahaha..." Xingxiong laughed so hard when he saw this scene that he slammed the table and said, "Doctor, is this the little maid you want to appear as the last one?"
"It...it doesn't matter, hiccup! And...and...me, me and Huang the Big Cat!"
Su Xia put the platinum aside, took out a mobile terminal from his pocket, unlocked it with his fingerprint, and pressed the "Security Protection" button on the screen. He was considering that it might be unsafe in case everyone present was drunk, so he called in the nano-scale robots suspended in the air in advance to escort them.
After giving himself a layer of insurance, Su Xia was naturally ready to go all out. The nano-level robots could prevent any strangers from approaching them, and the ones who could meet him and Bai Jin at the scene, Huang and Xingxiong were both his good brothers, the kind he could trust 1000% or even 900%. With them around, the worst that could happen was a hangover tonight!
"We won't go home until we're drunk tonight!"
"You won't come home until you're drunk!"
Chapter 17
After the doctor got drunk, he was taken back to his room by Huang Da Mao...
"Ghost, Sister Ghost, let's do it again... again...!"
thump!
After drinking four or five more bottles of liquor, Su Xia, with a flushed face, fell headfirst onto the table before he could even finish saying "one more drink", and was completely drunk and unconscious.
Seeing this scene, Huang, whose face was slightly red and looked a little drunk, raised the corner of his mouth, stood up, walked to Su Xia and pushed her gently.
"PhD?"
Su Xia lay on the table, motionless.
Huang was still worried, so she grabbed Su Xia's right hand and covered her body with it.
Xingxiong gently helped Su Xia up, reached out and held the man in her arms. Feeling that his breathing was still even without strong ups and downs, she and Huang looked up at each other at the same time.
Doctor, I'm so drunk!
There's a show tonight!
"Huang, since the doctor is drunk, there are only two of us left...how many bottles do you want?"
Xingxiong picked up a bottle of white wine on the table, wanting to eliminate Huang first within the rules.
But Huang had no intention of taking her bottle of wine.
The doctor was drunk, but she was still drinking!
Huang slammed the table and shouted in the direction of the barbecue restaurant: "Madam boss, check out!"
After saying that, she raised her chin and gave Xingxiong a provocative look.
Rules? Rules are made to be broken!
Xingxiong narrowed his eyes slightly.
It’s a pity that I couldn’t eliminate the opponent in the field that I am best at.
But it doesn't matter. Huang was also toasting the doctor intentionally or unintentionally just now, but it was not as obvious as her. On the surface, she was being toasted by the doctor and Huang in turn, but in fact, Su Xia was the one being attacked from both sides.
So Xingxiong's brain is very clear now. She even has time to squat down and change the positions of the remaining unopened bottles of the eight boxes of liquor that the proprietress brought under the table one after another, so that the doctor won't find out after waking up that he is the one who drank the most.
After finishing these details, the ghost woman also came out from the back kitchen. She smiled attentively and said, "Everyone, the bill has been waived! The goods for our store are all purchased with the help of Mr. Su. I have told Mr. Su before that from now on, all bills will be waived when you come to my barbecue stall..."
Xingxiong was also a straightforward person. Seeing the boss lady say this, she didn't say too much. She was in a hurry to get back to work. She took out a business card from her pocket and handed it over: "Boss lady, if you encounter any difficulties on this street in the future, or are bullied by others, tell me and I will take care of it for you!"
After saying that, she ignored the proprietress and was about to pick up the doctor, but she found that the doctor who was beside her just now had disappeared without a trace.
Looking back, I saw Huang holding Su Xia and running towards a black car not far away at the speed of a 100-meter sprint. It was obvious that he was preparing to start the car and escape with the doctor.
But Xingxiong was not anxious at all, and even wanted to laugh.
Because the doctor had expected that he might be drunk, he gave her the car keys in advance.
Xingxiong retracted his gaze, helped the drunk Bai Jin up, and took her to the car.
At this time, Huang was still rummaging through Su Xia's pockets, sweating profusely in anxiety.
"Where are the car keys? Where are the car keys? Is it fingerprint unlocking? Face recognition? But why hasn't the car door opened yet?"
At this moment, the headlights of the ordinary black car in front of me suddenly lit up.
"Of course I have the key."
Huang turned around suddenly and saw Xingxiong supporting Bai Jin and walking towards him slowly.
Xingxiong first opened the back door and put Bai Jin on the back seat, then sat in the driver's seat, lowered the window, and had a good time looking at Huang who was holding Su Xia tightly like a mother cat protecting her cubs and refused to let go.
"Why don't you bring the doctor in?"
Huang snorted and said, "Although I don't have a house in Longmen, I have a car! The Doctor and I won't ride in your car!"
"Huang, you're so drunk, do you still want to be a driver?"
Xingxiong took out a police officer's ID from his pocket without haste and waved it in front of Huang: "Dangerous driving, administrative detention for 15 days, and revocation of driver's license. Do you understand?"
Huang's face changed. This Xing Xiong is so shameless!
No moral principles! Come to cheat! Come to use legal weapons!
"You drank too! You were also drunk driving! You broke the law knowingly, which is an even more serious crime!"
Xingxiong yawned, picked up the alcohol tester in the car, and blew it: "It doesn't matter if you don't understand the law. Sister Gui is in a good mood today, so I'll give you some scientific knowledge. The standard for judging drunk driving is whether the alcohol content in the blood reaches the critical value, and the standard for this critical value is not unified. Because of the differences between the Terran races, a unified standard means different treatment, just like the free ticket for children in the amusement park is not based on height but on the age on the ID card. Otherwise, wouldn't the people of Durin get free tickets for their entire lives?"
"The threshold of our ghost tribe is much higher than the threshold of drunkenness of the Filin tribe. What is considered drunk driving for you, is not even considered driving under the influence in our ghost tribe."
As soon as the voice fell, the alcohol detector issued an intelligent prompt sound: "The alcohol content is below the critical value and does not meet the standard for driving under the influence of alcohol."
Huang: “…”
Huang, who felt as if he had been crushed in some way, opened the car door without saying a word and sat in the passenger seat holding Su Xia.
Xingxiong thought that Huang would secretly take advantage of the doctor while she was driving.
But to her surprise, Huang seemed to fall asleep after getting in the car. He leaned back on the soft chair behind him, holding Su Xia in his arms, with his eyes slightly closed.
After more than ten minutes, Huang not only did not move at all, but fell asleep leaning back in the soft chair.
After seeing this scene, Xingxiong gradually calmed down and concentrated on driving.
About half an hour later.
Xingxiong drove back to the villa area.
The huge villa area was deserted and even a little eerie at night.
At this time, Xingxiong suddenly understood why the doctor wanted her to be his neighbor.
Such a spacious villa area is not lively at all. When you first arrive, you may feel a kind of quiet beauty, but after a long time, you will inevitably feel a little lonely.
"arrive."
Xingxiong followed the street lights to the central villa where Su Xia was and slowly stopped the car.
Here, she had just gotten out of the car and was about to open the passenger door to carry the doctor out.
But the moment she got off the car, Huang, who had been sleeping soundly just now, opened his eyes and a smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.
Tonight's Doctor Who belongs to her!
Huang pushed open the car door and rushed towards the villa while holding Su Xia who was hanging on her.
"!!!"
At this time, Xingxiong finally reacted and started chasing after him.
But Huang arrived at the door of the central villa before her, took out the key he had just searched from Su Xia's pocket, inserted it into the keyhole, turned it, then hugged Su Xia and rushed straight in, then slammed the door shut.
Bang bang bang!
As soon as I closed the door, there was a violent knock on the door.
"Huang! Open the door for me! Open the door!!!"
"Don't be anxious. You'll be anxious for more later." Huang said to Xingxiong outside the door, "If you don't knock on the door, I can still taste the doctor's taste at the door, and let you hear a noise, so that you can feel a little involved."
"If you keep knocking on the door, I won't give you any sense of participation."
.
Chapter 18
When Huang Da Mao's humble daughter succeeded, the humble daughter who followed closely behind was...
After Huang finished speaking, the knocking sound at the door paused for a moment, and immediately turned into a more violent banging sound.
Bang bang bang bang!
"*Longmen swear*! *Longmen swear*! *Longmen swear!"
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