"What's wrong, Xier?" Sanyueqi found that she was not in a good state.

"Nothing, just a little... strange."

Xier was not in a very good mood.

"The last time I came to the surface, I was just a child. I have no impression of the buildings in front of me now. The only thing I remember is... the sky was not as dark as it is now. The upper and lower floors have been separated for too long... too long."

There was a touching whisper, and everyone on the train could relate.

They had only been in the lower area for a few days, and they all knew that there was a huge difference between the ground and the underground. What about Xier who grew up underground?

Noticing that everyone had stopped, Xier suppressed her emotions and felt slightly apologetic.

"I'm fine, let's go."

The few of them walked slowly along the main road. Every few steps they saw patrolling guards.

Xier frowned and asked in confusion: "There are so many patrolling guards. Is it like this all the time?"

"No." Dan Heng shook his head. "I remember that the city's security was not so strict before. If this is not normal, it may have something to do with us."

"Of course it has something to do with us." Zishu smiled and motioned for everyone to look at the notice board not far ahead. "Do you see that notice board? There's a wanted poster on it."

"Uh...wanted for us?"

"It should be. I vaguely saw that the portrait had very conspicuous pink hair. It can only be you." Xing said.

March 7: "???#, I want to go over and take a look...can I?"

"Then go ahead, just remember not to do anything radical."

Zishu found it a little funny and hoped that Sanyueqi wouldn't faint when he saw the portrait.

The few people walking towards the bulletin board did not attract the attention of the Silver Mane Guards in the distance. They just glanced at them and then looked away.

There are so many people looking at the wanted poster, not to mention those guys with ordinary clothes and looks.

“Who…who is this?!”

The first time he saw the portrait on the wanted poster, San Yue Qi was struck by lightning and stood there in a daze with his eyes wide open.

The pink-haired figure in the portrait could barely be identified as a female, with her hands raised above her shoulders, looking very happy.

"This wild and uninhibited portrait...or wanted poster, is of such artistic quality that it is...shocking..."

Xing tried hard to hold back his laughter and said seriously:

"The combination of frenetic brushstrokes and bold colors makes the characters in the painting come alive, while the joy conveyed in the painting seems to overflow from the paper. It can be said that it is 100% faithful to the original."

"How can it be faithful to the original? Not to mention 100%, not even 1% or 1/1000. This girl's peerless beauty——"

Realizing that her voice was a little too loud, San Yue Qi gritted her teeth and whispered angrily, "My peerless beauty has been ruined like this. The person who can draw a picture like this must have a rotten artistic talent to the core!"

In the Iron Guard restricted area, an officer who was disciplining the Iron Guards couldn't help but sneeze.

"Hehehehe...Aha, it smells spicy~~"

"Option 1: Tear off the wanted posters of the four people in the train crew and report them to the Iron Guards. Trick the Iron Guards into going to the Goethe Hotel and start the illusion, so that they can arrest their own people in their own den. Reward: Dragon God Sword Slash. When performing the move, shout "Eat the Dragon God Sword" to double the power."

"Option 2: What a mess this is. Tear off the wanted poster, find the artist, and laugh at him in different ways for three minutes. Reward: Amazing painting skills."

"Option 1: Your painting skills are so good that you are drooling. Let me teach you. Add a % restored version of Ahha's special offer to the wanted poster nearby, and attach a taunting message. Reward: entry to the Ahha Treasure Library lucky draw~~"

82. Jump in the face and taunt

Zishu weighed the difficulty and rewards of the three options and made a choice in mind.

To be honest, the three rewards are useless. It is simply a fantasy to expect to get good things from Ah Ha. But Ah Ha came out to have fun and there was no room for him to refuse. In this case, why not be a gambler?

"Give me your so-called special edition portrait."

"Already issued~ Please check the backpack, Mr. Envoy~~"

"..."

Dan Heng's eyes flashed with some thought. "It seems that we are still wanted, but why is there only a portrait of Sanyue?"

Xing stroked his chin, "If we keep walking we should be able to find the three of us nearby."

"I suggest you just forget it. Out of sight, out of mind." San Yue Qi's shoulders slumped, and he complained numbly, "With this painting skill, it can kick people's good mood into the stinking ditch."

Xing put his arm around San Yue Qi's neck and raised an eyebrow at her, "Aren't you curious about how we are painted? I am actually quite curious about how I will look in the hands of this master."

“… This is, I’m a little curious…”

"Then let's go and look for it."

"Let's get down to business now. It's important to find Xiluwa first, right?"

"It's okay. According to Beloberg's time, it's only about seven in the morning." Zishu suddenly said, "It's rude to disturb someone's sleep. We have time to find a wanted warrant and return the favor."

"Return of tribute?"

Everyone was stunned, not quite understanding the meaning of his words. After all, they didn't even know who drew it, so who could they respond to?

Xing's pupils turned, "Zishu, you don't want to replace these portraits with Cocolia's, do you?"

"It's a good idea. If I had this option, I might choose it..." Zishu couldn't help but laugh, secretly mocking Aha for not even understanding this kind of fun.

A question mark popped up above Xingmei’s head: What options?

At this time, the player is still within the main storyline and can see most of the plot. Hearing Zishu's words, he couldn't help but smile.

In this new plot, everyone is curious about what he wants to do.

Zishu quickly gave the answer.

He took out a portrait and without further ado pasted it next to the ugly portrait on the wanted poster. The person in the portrait was - March 7th.

March Seven was so lifelike that it was no exaggeration to say that it was a photo, but her posture and the words in the painting made even the woman herself questionable.

She stuck out her tongue with a mocking look on her face, and underneath it was written "Those who can't catch me are just trash~ trash, trash, trash, trash!"

"Zishu, you are so mean. When did you secretly take the photo of me? Oh no, have I ever taken such a provocative pose? And the background seems to be in Beloberg..."

"I didn't take this secretly. I took this photo by special means. Just treat it as a photo. I guarantee those guys will be pissed off when they see it."

Zishu said righteously without blushing or beating his heart:

"Who allowed them to ruin the beauty of our train crew girls? I must help you vent your anger and make those Silver Mane Iron Guards scream and scratch but they can do nothing."

"That's true..." Sanyueqi blinked and thought about it, and felt that what Zishu said was right, "Zishu, you are so nice, unlike Danheng who only knows how to criticize me."

Dan Heng: "..."

Seele didn't know what to say, but she knew that Sanyueqi was indeed very pretty, and in her heart she was only slightly inferior to Bronya.

Girls all love beauty. If they are painted so ugly, they will be angry even if they are wanted, right?

I can understand it when I think about it.

"Let's leave here quickly while there are few people around, otherwise the guards will find out that we posted it." Zishu urged.

Everyone agreed and followed quickly.

After walking along the main road for a while, another wanted poster was posted on the wall, this time for Dan Heng.

When Dan Heng saw himself in the portrait, the corner of his mouth twitched. He wanted to say something but remained silent.

Is that man with a long object in his hand, only two fingers, and misshapen eyes, really him?

It's a bit hard to accept.

Seeing Dan Heng's expression, Zishu knew that he didn't need to ask or discuss it with him, so he silently took out the photo and put it next to him.

In the photo, Dan Heng is holding a Jiyun spear in his arms, leaning against the wall, looking at the camera with a cold expression.

Text below: You think you can catch me with this kind of painting skills? Humph!

"puff…"

San Yueqi almost couldn't hold it in and covered his mouth in time. His shoulders shrugged and it seemed that he was having a hard time holding it in.

Dan Heng didn't care about San Yueqi's reaction. Although he looked a bit pretentious in that photo, it was still pleasing to the eye.

From the player's perspective, each photo was specially magnified and viewed in detail. The contrast was extremely sharp, which instantly caused countless laughs.

[To be honest, the photo Zishu took out is simply too shabby. This little blue dragon looks much more handsome.]

[In terms of handsomeness, I personally think he is still a little bit behind his godfather. You know, his godfather has a handsome face that even straight men admire! ]

[I started to wonder what kind of photos Zishu and his grandfather would come up with. ]

[If the Iron Guard saw this wave of face-to-face taunting, wouldn’t he be so angry that his head would smoke? 】

【23333...】

You should know that most players will not pay attention to too many details when pushing the main storyline. The wanted order is a small easter egg in the original plot, which can only be discovered by the players themselves, but it is incorporated into the main storyline in the sub-book line.

Since they had just returned to the upper area, everyone didn't find it strange and just felt it was full of fun.

After experiencing the heavy events in the lower area and returning to the ground, the planning team's familiar spirit of pranks returned quickly. It can only be said that they understand.

The next wanted poster is Zishu’s turn.

Looking at the humanoid creature in the portrait, whose gender was unknown and whose facial features were crooked, Zishu didn't think there was anything wrong with it. It's just that Ah Ha's noisy laughter was annoying in his ears.

As for the photo of himself that Aha gave... two words to describe it: very pretentious.

With a rose in his mouth and his arms resting on the wall, his face is revealed, with the caption: Remember this handsome face.

I don’t know whether Silvermane Iron Guard remembered it or not, but countless female players remembered it instantly.

[Ahhhhhhh, Mihoyo, I want this! Ultra-high-definition lossless desktop wallpaper, get it?]

[If I look at him for one more second, I feel like my heart is going to explode. He is so handsome! ]

[The most severe episode of Zishu addiction occurred when I was lying on the bed and chanting the Great Compassion Mantra desperately but it was useless. I begged someone to knock me out so that I could do whatever I wanted with Zishu in my dream…]

[My boyfriend was very upset when I sent a message to Zishu, and asked me: "If Zishu and I fell into the river, who would you save?" I said: "Of course I would save you first!" My boyfriend hugged me happily and laughed, and I laughed too, because only Zishu and I could fall in love. ]

[I have never seen a short essay about a disease, so I copied it. 】

【…】

Zishu casually tapped the edge of the photo to make sure it was firmly pasted, and smiled, "Every time you walk a certain distance, it's a different person. Only the stars are left, right?"

83. This man is damn reliable

Xing blinked her big eyes.

To be honest, seeing her companions being painted so ugly made her mentally prepared and even more curious about how ugly she would look.

Just as Zishu said, I saw her wanted poster not long after I left.

Looking at the facial graffiti in the portrait, Xing couldn't help but feel embarrassed.

Press F to interact with the shining portrait, and a few paragraphs of copy will pop up at the bottom of the screen.

[Here is a picture of a wild and unruly person...or, a wanted poster.]

[The figure in the painting has grayish-white fur, and it is difficult to tell whether he is male or female. His eyes look directly at you, revealing a sense of being hopeless and yet still close.]

[Add to that the structure that looks like a hand connected to a large stick that looks like a baseball bat - it's obvious who the person in the painting is.]

[You finally understand why some of your friends want to take it off, but compared to this, you want your QQ to post photos of you charming thousands of boys and girls, and mercilessly mock that guy with poor painting skills.]

[Imagine that not only the painters, but also the Silver Mane Iron Guards would be so angry at such provocation that smoke comes out of their heads. You feel as if you have been watched by Aha, and your brain sends out an extremely joyful tremor.]

【I am dying of laughter! 】

[I live in Bengbu. Whose painting skills are so bad that I can't find a good one? ]

[Uninhibited is a relatively good word. In my opinion, this portrait goes beyond the scope of modern art and is not something that ordinary people can appreciate.]

Click the screen with your mouse to enter the next paragraph.

[You took your photo from Zishu and looked at it carefully for a few seconds. You were very satisfied. This is how you should look.]

[You personally posted the photo next to the ugly photo on the wanted poster, and also left an additional message.]

['Want to learn this amazing painting technique? Ask me and I'll teach you.']

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