I am the magnetic field maniac
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"You have five minutes. Well, it doesn't matter if you don't know what five minutes is. Anyway, your life is running out."
He has no humility or manners towards women. His cruel behavior and nonchalant attitude make him a demon more terrifying than the incompetent emperor Yang Guang!
The woman in white, whose heart was already deeply scarred by fear, could only slowly tell everything...
Her name is Fu Jun'er, she is from Goguryeo, and she is the eldest disciple of the chess and sword master Fu Cailin. She came to the Central Plains this time to assassinate the tyrant emperor Yang Guang.
As for coming to find the secret of immortality, it was purely because Yang Guang also wanted it. She wanted to use this thing to wait for an opportunity to get close to the emperor and then assassinate him.
Of course this is not important. For Bai Wujie, the value embodied by Fu Jun'er is just a question that he is confused about.
"The Taoist classic longevity secret. It is said that in ancient times, Emperor Huangdi once asked Guangchengzi for advice on how to keep fit. Guangchengzi then passed down the "Longevity Secret". This book is written in oracle bone script and is profound and difficult to understand. However, it teaches the art of seizing the essence of heaven and earth and strengthening the foundation."
Fu Jun'er said with difficulty
“I also cannot understand the oracle bone inscriptions that came to my house, but I think the person in the Central Plains who is most capable of interpreting them is probably Lu Miaozi, “the world’s best craftsman.”
As for the other three great books... I only know about the "Cihang Sword Canon" of Cihang Jingzhai, the "Heavenly Demon Strategy" of the Demon Sect, and... a "War God Atlas" that no one has ever seen and whose whereabouts are unknown..."
"Hmm, that's right." Bai Wujie touched his chin and smiled happily...
"Then our next goal can be determined."
"First, destroy Cihang Jingzhai, then slaughter the Demon Sect, and finally go find the War God Atlas."
Such a simple thing was not difficult for him at all! Apart from not knowing these local natives, killing people and stealing treasures was as easy as eating and drinking.
"Sir, isn't it a bit inappropriate for you to keep shouting about fighting and killing all day long?" Wei Zhenzhen said in a low voice.
"Maybe they'll be willing to lend it to me. I don't think we should keep talking about killing..."
"What I said is the simplest way, but 90% of the people in this world are bitches who won't cry until they see the coffin." Bai Wujie laughed
"If you don't beat someone up, you won't know that others are not to be trifled with. If you don't kill a few of your relatives and friends, you won't know how high the sky is and how deep the earth is. Look at this thing called Fu Jun'er. Do you still think that your master can avenge you?"
Fu Jun'er's expression was filled with horror, because what had just happened was exactly what she was thinking.
"I don't really care if you think that." Bai Wujie said with a smile
"If someone has the ability to kill me, I would be very happy with such an opponent. But your master cannot have such ability. Of course, you will not believe it and try it, because you are one of those "bitches" I mentioned."
"You...you are being a little too arrogant, aren't you?" Fu Jun'er stood up with great difficulty, looking at Bai Wujie's firm rebuttal...
Of course she wanted to scold him for being ignorant of the immensity of heaven and earth. After all, this was the proper reaction for a person as "cold and arrogant" as her.
But after experiencing a lesson in which he almost peed and shit himself, even a person with a foul mouth can learn how to speak.
Bai Wujie smiled but said nothing, because he would not give any response to such things.
Arrogant? He is arrogant! Extremely confident, extremely arrogant, because he has the power to easily destroy this world!
This weak world couldn't even produce something that he could use to raise a flag, so why should he look up to those things? This woman's advice was just ignorant talk.
"Take her downstairs to take a shower and change clothes." Bai Wujie instructed Wei Zhenzhen.
"We will set out tomorrow morning to look for that Cihang Jingzhai!"
4. Give strength
If it weren't for the white maid's uniform, Fu Jun'er would have felt like she was having another long nightmare.
She stared blankly at the eaves of the inn, then stared blankly at her maid's uniform. She let out a long breath and felt extremely depressed.
The eldest disciple of the Goguryeo Grand Master has now become a man's slave!
Moreover, she didn't even put up any decent resistance.
When she came to the Central Plains from Goguryeo, she was tasked with assassinating the tyrant Emperor Yang Guang... However, this mission may be over before it even begins.
A strong sense of shame prompted Fu Jun'er to draw the sword beside her. Looking at the silver blade, Fu Jun'er's eyes became uncertain.
If she wanted to preserve her integrity, she should have died last night.
What's the point of dying now? He was tortured like a dead dog, confessed everything he could, even disclosed everything he had learned in his life, and then chose to commit suicide the next day?
This joke is not funny at all. People who can do such things are not heroic, but stupid. It's like a fucking fool who wants to be a saint!
After putting the sword back in place, Fu Jun'er sat blankly on the edge of the bed without saying a word.
She really didn't understand where that man came from...
The Central Plains masters that Master mentioned before we set off definitely don't have that appearance!
Could he be the successor of some hidden sect?
Or is he an old monster pretending to be young?
There were too many ideas, and Fu Jun'er couldn't come up with a definite answer.
At this moment, the door was pushed open, and a pretty figure came in with a plate of buns, and put them on the table with a smile...
"You were questioned by the adults all night yesterday, so you must be hungry now. These are the buns that the adults didn't eat, and I brought them to you."
Fu Jun'er's lips moved slightly. If it were her true personality, she would have swept this plate of "beggar's food" off the table and angrily expressed that she would not accept such humiliation.
But this time, she didn't dare.
She is not afraid of death, but she is absolutely afraid of living a life worse than death.
What Bai Wujie did last night was something she would never forget, not to mention being cut into pieces just to show off her foolish integrity was too humiliating.
"Don't blame Lord Wujie too much. After all, you were the one who barged in first." Wei Zhenzhen came over with a steamed bun and comforted Fu Jun'er who was in a bad mood...
"Just because I stepped on his window, is he going to torture me like that?" Fu Jun'er said a little aggrieved.
"My husband was bought before, but because Master Wujie ate a free meal and then spoke rudely to him, he was humiliated in public. As a result, he couldn't bear it and fought back, and was beaten to death by Master Wujie in the street."
When Wei Zhenzhen said this, her tone was somewhat complicated...
"Wow!! Isn't this a bully?" Fu Jun'er said in surprise
Although these martial arts heroes all have this bad habit to some extent... but it is definitely rare to see someone who eats a free meal in the street and kills someone without any scruples.
It’s not that there are few such scum, but few people are willing to do such "losing face" things!
In the underworld, everyone is trying to maintain their reputation and gain a good name. Everyone wants to carry a sedan chair, and everyone wants to package themselves as the reincarnation of Ji Bu. Such blatant bullying of men and women is definitely not done without a vest!
The key point is that this person is a super master. Fu Jun'er herself is not sure whether her master, who is almost deified in Goguryeo, can be a rival to this super master. To be honest, this feeling is so fucking divided...
"I also feel that Lord Wujie is often arbitrary and extremely cruel...but perhaps his only advantage is that he doesn't hide anything at all." Wei Zhenzhen sighed.
"Sister Fu, I also sympathize with your situation. But I advise you to accept the fact as soon as possible. If Lord Wujie wants to let you go, then you can definitely go. If he doesn't let you go and you still want to run away..."
The corners of Fu Jun'er's eyes twitched slightly, and after a long time, all her sorrow and helplessness could only turn into a sigh...
"Hey, that's all it can do."
……
On the Grand Canal outside Yangzhou City, a fairly large boat was sailing upstream towards Danyang.
Fu Jun'er was operating the sail while Bai Wujie sat cross-legged in the cabin studying the secret book in his hand. Wei Zhenzhen sat quietly beside him while the two boys scratched their heads and looked at Bai Wujie, like monkeys waiting to be fed.
The destination of this trip is Jingnian Temple in Luoyang. As for why we want to find those monks?
It was purely because Fu Jun'er didn't know where Di Ta Feng, the hometown of Cihang Jingzhai, was.
But since they are all in the white world and they all believe in the same leader, a monk and a nun, then if they can't find the nun, they must go to the monk. How could the monk not know where the nun lives?
Because their destination was the Jingnian Temple in Luoyang, they had to travel by water... and although Bai Wujie could go there directly, he chose a slower means of transportation out of consideration for Kou Zhong and the others. Besides, he was not in such a hurry.
Anyway, the cooked duck cannot fly away, so he might as well use the extra time to study these martial arts and try to deduce the ultimate infinite qigong.
But as for the content...
"Rubbish."
Bai Wujie threw a copy of "The Art of Chess and Sword" out while talking. Kou Zhongze let out a strange cry and pounced on him like a dog...
Upon hearing this, Fu Jun'er looked at Bai Wujie with grievance. She actually wanted to be angry, but she didn't dare.
But since it was about the honor of her school, Fu Jun'er had to refute it...
"The art of swordplay is an extraordinary skill created by my master that combines the principles of shogi with swordplay. It can help you anticipate the enemy's moves and strike first, and block their retreat to defeat them!"
"So it's garbage." Bai Wujie replied without even looking up.
Bai Wujie had no objection to the changes in moves, but overly complicated moves were clearly a manifestation of paying too much attention to details and losing sight of one's original purpose.
A move is just a move, no matter how exaggerated it is, its essence will not change.
Is there any difference between chopping with a hatchet and this Lao Zishi's "swordsmanship"?
The end result of being too much in pursuit of showmanship is to be beaten to pieces by the simplest and crudest fists. Combat does not reject change, but it rejects change for the sake of change. For those with strong magnetic fields...
This seemingly impressive trick that neglects the essentials will in most cases have no other outcome except being screwed over.
This so-called swordplay, to put it simply, is to use a calm third-party perspective to see the opponent's moves and then take the initiative.
The idea is good, but coming up with so many variations just to cater to this crappy Go is pure madness.
If you put this in the duel between the magnetic field gods... in the eyes of your opponent, you are just a meaningless clown who is performing magic tricks on the spot!
But we can't just make a final conclusion like this. For the people in this world...
This change in martial arts was probably a "compromise" they had to make due to the limitations of their strength.
It is just the so-called tofu carving, but no matter how good you are at it, it is just a "trivial skill".
Compared to this Bai Wujie, he was more interested in another book called Jiuxuan Dafa that he got from Fu Jun'er...
Because he discovered that the "martial arts" in this world seemed to be more inclined towards spiritual practice than direct destructive power.
"Gah! What do you mean the lower ones guard the form and the upper ones guard the spirit? I don't understand, I don't understand!!"
Kou Zhong took the Swordplay and Nine Mysterious Arts and flipped through less than three pages before throwing them down with a look of dejection. It was good enough for an uneducated hoodlum like him to be able to read the words, but to understand the meaning of the secret book? Maybe in the next life.
"Mr. Zhong, please stop being weird. This is a rare opportunity for us brothers..." Xu Ziling took the secret book and advised
"Don't count on you two boys." Fu Jun'er said unhappily.
"Practicing martial arts should start at the age of five, strengthening the bones and muscles, and widening the tendons. This is the "principle of body shaping". Which master in the world does not do this? The bones of you two little guys have been fixed, and the tendons in your dantian have been blocked. Even if you practice for another twenty years, you will not see any results!"
Kou Zhong and Xu Ziling were struck by lightning after hearing this. Their hands and feet were cold, as if they had suddenly become salted fish with no goals in life.
But Kou Zhong just cast his gaze towards Bai Wujie and said in a flattering and pleading tone...
"Then the boss must have a solution."
"I started practicing martial arts when I was three years old." Bai Wujie glanced at him and said calmly...
"That woman is right. Most masters have been practicing step by step since childhood, even a magnetic field god like me. But... there are always exceptions."
When Kou Zhong heard Bai Wujie's words, his hands and feet began to feel cold, but after his tone changed, hope immediately rose in his heart!
If a man as powerful as the boss says there is a way, then it can definitely be done!
"Come to think of it, I was planning to let you two practice martial arts with me." Bai Wujie put away the book and said calmly
"It would be too much trouble for me to deal with all the garbage along the way. I'm giving you two powers so that you can clean up those meaningless clowns for me."
"Besides, you two guys can also play the role of "experimental subjects" for me."
Kou Zhong and Xu Ziling were overjoyed upon hearing this, and immediately knelt down without hesitation...
“Master, please accept… ahhhh!”
Bai Wujie slowly retracted his fingers, looked at the Yangzhou Shuanglong writhing in extreme pain, and said slowly...
"First, I'm not your master. Second, I never said I was going to teach you martial arts."
"If you can make it through, you will become the masters you want to be. If you can't make it through, you will die!"
Bai Wujie doesn't hate fighting or killing, but like he said... he hates having to deal with all the messy garbage clowns.
There was no time and no room for spare time in the previous world, so Bai Wujie did not hesitate to deal with some clowns who were looking for death.
But in this world, Bai Wujie has plenty of time, so naturally he doesn't want to have to take action every time to smash those trash.
He was afraid that he would get tired of cleaning up, so he would just kill a million or eight hundred thousand people to stop those trash from bothering him.
The same is true for letting Kou Zhong and Xu Ziling be his "servants"... Although the two boys have no talent for magnetic field rotation, it is not a problem under the ultimate infinite qigong.
What's more, Bai Wujie just wanted to find two ready-made guinea pigs to experiment with his gradually improved martial arts secrets.
What’s even more interesting is that when Bai Wujie used the knowledge from the Huangji Jingshi Book to observe the astrology of Kou Zhong and Xu Ziling, he discovered something interesting!
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