The three turned around and saw a fat middle-aged man rolling on the ground with his broken finger in his arms, screaming. A tall and strong woman with short white hair stood up drunk and said with a hiccup, "You can take advantage of me, but you have to be able to overwhelm me with force. You are far from that, you pig."

Cursing and laughing, the woman bit open the cap of the beer bottle and gulped down the whole bottle, then let out a long sigh of relief.

"You bitch, don't think that this is the end of it!"

The middle-aged man, sweating profusely, gnashed his teeth and cursed: "My brother is the sponsor of the Hero Association. If you offend me, you will suffer the consequences!"

"Oh, I see... Well, I apologize."

The drunken woman perked up after hearing this and even nodded in apology to the stunned man.

"It's too late to apologize now, bitch! Just wait..."

Before the middle-aged man could finish his harsh words, the woman suddenly opened her mouth and a large amount of wine spurted out of her mouth, spilling all over the middle-aged man.

The drunk man was furious and swearing and tried to stand up, but the woman's high heels stepped on his chest, pressing him down, then she smiled and took out a lighter.

"Remember, ask your brother to find more people to play with me, otherwise I will kill you."

The unlicensed knight realized that something was wrong and stood up subconsciously, but he was still a step too late. The lighter ignited the alcohol in the man's body in front of his horrified eyes, and instantly burned him into a fire man. The restaurant was in an uproar at this moment, and the diners fled in panic. Only the unlicensed knight walked against the crowd and questioned the woman: "Do you know what you are doing?!"

"I know……"

The woman kicked the fire man who was crying for help aside and said nonchalantly, "So I apologized to him."

"you!"

"Do you still have time to be angry here?"

Guo Linglong stood up, blocked the angry unlicensed knight, pointed at the fire man still rolling on the ground and said: "Give him some water, maybe he can be saved."

Hearing this, the unlicensed knight didn't care about the dangerous woman in front of him, and hurried to the toilet to get water, leaving Guo Linglong looking at the drunk woman in front of him in confusion.

"The Mad Witch - Eva Takezun."

Xia looked at the woman in front of her with great fear and revealed her identity to Guo Linglong who was puzzled.

"Haven't you been chasing after the Wudan Witch? Why are you here?"

"belch……"

The woman burped and squinted her drunken eyes at Xia, then looked at Guo Linglong, and then raised the corners of her mouth playfully: "Don't mind me, I'm just here to warm up."

"warm up?"

Xia asked doubtfully.

"At some point in the future, I will risk my life and have a final fight with that Wu Dan guy."

The furious witch, with her right hand supporting her cheek, straddled the table in an unruly manner, and yawned as she said, "Before that, I have to warm up first. If allowed, I would like to challenge the 'invincible' protagonist of this world... But I didn't expect to meet someone like me here. You guys go now. I'm looking forward to a big meal and have no interest in dealing with your two desserts."

Despite being looked down upon, Xia did not get angry. Instead, she took two steps back with the confused Guo Linglong and whispered in the man's ear, "Master, let's leave here carefully. The actions of this martial arts idiot are unpredictable. Let's go now before there's a conflict."

"No, the conflict has already begun."

Guo Linglong looked at the drunkard in front of her and said noncommittally: "Ms. Eva, unfortunately I have also set my sights on that protagonist."

"Ok?"

Eva opened her eyes in surprise, looked up and down at Guo, who was so thin that he seemed unable to withstand a punch from her, and then shook her head and said, "Boy, do you want to die?"

"The invincible protagonist is the basic setting of this world. How can we gain more distortion value than subverting this setting?"

Guo Linglong stared at the woman in front of her and said, "So if possible, please don't get in the way."

"This is truly the line of a low-class villain."

Eva looked at Guo Linglong with amusement and said, "I know you, kid. I have to admit that you have a pretty good brain, but in the face of absolute power, your little tricks won't work."

Shaking his head, Guo gave the reckless man in front of him a sweet smile and chuckled.

"This... is hard to say."

Chapter 76: The Rampant Witch

"A guy who doesn't know the heights of heaven and earth."

Staring at the man who refused to budge, the corners of the mad witch's mouth slowly curled up: "No one who dares to snatch my prey will be able to leave me intact... It should be like this."

As she spoke, Eva took out a bottle of vodka from somewhere and threw it to Guo, saying happily: "But this time the target is not my prey. On the contrary, I am the challenger like you, so let's have a drink together."

“Is this proof of friendship?”

Guo Linglong looked at the vodka in her hand with some confusion and asked.

"Ah, I like people who don't know how high the sky is, because I am also a person who doesn't know how high the sky is, and how high the earth is."

Eva sat aside, and after drinking another bottle of alcohol, she smiled at Guo with a drunken breath, "For example, in this challenge, more than 99% of the people who die are me. After all, the protagonist of this world is a guy who is ruthless to non-humans. The witch who gave up being a human to challenge him... Haha, I can even see my own death star flashing."

"Can't understand..."

Guo Linglong frowned as she looked at the drunkard in front of her and said, "I was confident enough to distort the rules of this world called invincibility, but are you sure you are not going to die?"

"Ah, yes, I am going to die."

Eva stared at her hands and whispered, "The next time I challenge the Wudan Witch, it will be my last challenge. That girl has already announced that if I dare to harass her again, she will not care about the feelings of her colleagues and will kill me immediately. So I must face death and get used to the fear of death. If I don't do this, it can't be called a warm-up..."

"Uh... is it that serious?"

Hearing this, Guo Linglong was a little surprised and looked at Eva incomprehension: "How much money does she owe you that you are thinking about her so much?"

"Not at all."

Eva said cheerfully, "On the contrary, I have been bothering her for my own desires. To be honest, I am also reflecting on myself, but in the end I decided to be honest with myself. I just don't know how high the sky is and how deep the earth is. I just want to be wanton and arrogant. What's wrong with living a life of complacency? If you don't live to the fullest, what's the point of life?!"

The look of surprise gradually turned into admiration. Guo Linglong flicked her finger, the bottle cap flew off, and she held the bottle high.

"I don't like drinking, and I hate drinking because I hate the feeling of being unable to control myself after drinking, but for what you said... let's do it!"

"readily!"

Eva also looked at Guo Linglong with great admiration and stretched out her hand to clink glasses with her. This scene left the Bullet Witch stunned.

Although his master has made some achievements, he is still just a newcomer to Dark Eden. He does not know that the witch in front of him is second only to the Wudan witch in terms of strength, and is also the berserker that the witches of Dark Eden recognize as the one they least want to mess with.

But it turns out that the Berserker... would also have this kind of expression?

"Don't finish it."

Eva stopped Guo Linglong who wanted to learn how to blow a bottle, and said with a smile: "The alcohol will be used to relieve the pain later. After all, next... I will break your legs."

"Oh huh?"

Guo Linglong shook the bottle in her hand and asked doubtfully, "Isn't this proof that we hit it off right away?"

"It's because we hit it off that I'm going to break your legs."

Eva stared at Guo Linglong and said seriously, "You are different from me. I have no worries. I am the kind of person who can feed the whole family. I will not have any psychological burden if I die, but you are different."

"I saw your speech before and I could see it. At that time, I understood that it was not that you needed Dark Eden to fulfill your wish, but that Dark Eden wanted you. The witches needed leadership talents like you even more, so - you can't go and die."

Guo Linglong put down the bottle without comment, looked at Eva seriously and asked, "Can't you believe that I am really sure?"

"I want to believe you, too, so - I'll make a move."

Eva held up a finger and said affirmatively, "It's just one move. If you can't block it, I will break both of your legs to prevent you from going to your death. If you can block it... I can do three things for you for free."

"Don't agree!"

Xia, who was embarrassed to interrupt, finally couldn't help but shouted to dissuade them!

She had seen Eva's magic before. As the name suggests, her magic was the magic of controlling madness. The blood-colored steam extending from the magic would forcibly evaporate the rationality of living things. She had witnessed with her own eyes an army of millions of people raising their guns and cannons at their former comrades in the face of Eva's mad magic. Then she also lost her mind and joined the feast of madness.

When she came to her senses, she knelt in a pool of blood with her hands stained with blood. She looked helplessly at the culprit Eva sitting on a pile of corpses, trying hard to remember the names of everyone who died at her hands...

After that, she tried to stay as far away from this dangerous witch as possible, but miraculously, when she saw that the man whom she should have hated so much was about to suffer, she couldn't help but want to stop it, to save him... However, Xia was still a step too late.

Blood-red steam was released from Eva's index finger, instantly covering Guo Linglong's face and drilling into her nostrils.

Looking at this scene, a trace of melancholy flashed across Xia's eyes.

She believed that her master was indeed confident that he could fight against Saitama. After all, as long as he used his intelligence, he would have a chance to fight with Saitama. But Eva was different! His proud rationality would be overwhelmed by rage, and then he would roar like a beast and destroy everything. It could be said that Eva was his... natural enemy?

"and then?"

In Xia's confused expression, Guo Linglong frowned and looked at Eva: "Don't you want to continue?"

"Um, is it actually...over?"

Eva was surprised and confused as she looked at Guo Linglong, who looked normal. She couldn't help but ask, "Don't you want to destroy something? Don't you want to smash something? My car is right at the door. Feel free to smash it."

"No, not at all."

Looking at the indifferent Guo Linglong, Eva gritted her teeth and released thick blood-colored steam from the tip of her index finger again. However, Guo Linglong, who was shrouded in the steam, still showed no signs of abnormality.

Could it be that this guy, like Wu Dan, is immune to all magic?

"Such a great power..."

Guo Linglong took a deep breath in the blood-colored steam and said with an intoxicated look on her face: "Are you planning to use this kind of magic to challenge the strongest in this world?"

"Who...are you?"

Eva's eyes were filled with shock and disbelief, while Guo Linglong closed her eyes in ecstasy, covered her mouth with her right hand, and chuckled coldly.

"Good question! I am everything that carries a dark fate... Wait, I said it wrong, try again! I am the sin that is bound by the chains of all the good in this world... Bah! Wait, that's not what I meant! Anyway, I am the monarch destined to reign over darkness, the devil above the wicked... Stop! Stop!"

Guo Linglong slapped her cheeks hard with both hands, not daring to speak again, and looked at Eva in horror.

Could it be that I have been struck by a magic that turns people into Chuunibyou? !

What a scary guy!

Chapter 77: Setting Goals

Looking at Guo Linglong who was covering her mouth and dared not speak again.

Eva vaguely understood something...

If a person's normal san value is 100, then after being hit by his berserk magic, 101 will be directly deducted and become a negative number. So the san value of the man in front of him is at least above 200, so that after being hit by his berserk magic, there are still 99 points left.

So my magic was not ineffective, the man was indeed infected, and the symptoms were aggravated by the wine I gave him, but... the effect was a bit weak?

"You can talk now."

After snapping her fingers and removing her magic, Eva looked at Guo Linglong awkwardly and couldn't help but said, "I don't know how you did it. IQ can be improved through learning, and martial arts can be improved through training, but things like sanity... I'm afraid you have to face things that can drive people crazy and collapse every day in order to increase it, right?"

Eva's words reminded the dazed Kasumi on the side. She then remembered the feat of her master taking away the Nine-Tails in the previous world. Generally speaking, a Jinchūriki can easily go berserk because of the influence of the tailed beasts. Only by living with the tailed beasts for many years can they gain resistance to negative chakra. And at that time... Kuo, who had just become a Jinchūriki and faced the tailed beasts' negative emotional chakra, did not have a tendency to go berserk?

"Our relationship isn't good enough for us to confide secrets to each other."

Guo Linglong, who had recovered, took two steps back without changing his expression and kept a distance from Eva. Although the so-called berserk magic would not have any significant impact on him, the ability to create black history crazily was something even he had to stay away from.

"You are really interesting. If I didn't have someone in my heart, I would have had sex with you here."

Eva sighed with some regret, then stood up amid the intense sirens, walked out of the store, and waved to Guo Linglong with her back to her.

"But you should think about it carefully. If we, who are not human, challenge the symbol of invincibility in this world... we will really die."

Guo Linglong looked at Eva's back without comment, then lowered her head and fell into deep thought amid the explosion of the police car...

"Master, are you really going to attack Saitama?"

Xia still asked hesitantly: "I'm not exaggerating. Saitama's strength can really beat the two of us into a bloody mess with one punch."

"The protagonist is invincible. This is the basic setting of this world..."

Guo Linglong shrugged and said nonchalantly, "How can you earn more distortion points than distorting this basic setting? And don't stress about it anymore. If you have that time, you might as well check how to join the Hero Association, right?"

"Eh?"

Hearing this, Xia asked in confusion, "Master, aren't you interested in becoming a hero?"

“Joining a group that claims to be heroes does not make someone a hero.”

Guo Linglong said this calmly, then stood up, ignoring the burning police car in front of her, and prepared to find a place to stay.

"And I'm just joining in, not becoming a hero... My problem is not as simple and innocent as 'I can become a hero by using the Flower of Evil for good'. If it were that easy, I wouldn't have to lock up the Flower of Evil in the orphanage."

Although she didn't quite understand what Guo Linglong meant, Xia still followed Guo obediently. As he walked from the restaurant to an Internet cafe, she searched the Internet for various matters related to joining the Hero Association.

The Hero Association is an association that has only appeared in recent years. It was founded by a wealthy man and plays an irreplaceable role now that there are more and more monsters.

The Hero Association has more than 500 heroes, and these heroes are divided into four levels: S, A, B, and C. There are nearly C-level heroes, and only a dozen S-level heroes, but it is obvious...

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