I admired heroes but became a villain

Guo Linglong flicked her fingers and frowned as she looked at Xia, who was covering her forehead with her hands and looking aggrieved.

"Nowadays, this place is not safe for Eva... there is no such thing as a safe area, idiot."

Chapter 83: Fighting

Obviously, the fool Kasumi has not completely adapted to the rules of this world. She thought that as long as she kept Eva away from Saitama, she would be out of danger. However, Eva is now a monster on the notice, and in order not to hurt innocent people and wait for Saitama, she deliberately slowed down the speed of the attack, giving people time to take refuge and also giving the heroes... time to gather.

A large number of heroes are rushing to this city at this moment, especially that 'guy' who must have also got the news about Eva from TV!

"What's this!"

After quickly bringing Guo Linglong to the location where Eva was placed, Xia, who witnessed the scene in front of her, subconsciously covered her mouth with an extremely disgusted expression.

Tsk, as expected... am I late...

Guo Linglong stared silently at the scene in front of her that was in perfect harmony with her "madness"... The witch's head and limbs were cut off with a jigsaw, and then separated and put into bottles filled with formalin. A man wrapped in bandages was directing a group of "heroes" to dig out her heart, liver, spleen, lungs, and kidneys and put them on plates. There were still traces of a fight at the scene. It was not difficult to imagine that these people took advantage of Eva's exhaustion to launch a sneak attack, and under the fat man's instructions, brutally dismembered her.

"Hmph, now I've finally gotten my revenge. I'll leave her body to you. This is a rare humanoid monster, and it looks pretty good. Some big businessmen who like to hunt for novelties will spend a lot of money to buy it. You can consider that money as your hard work fee."

Hearing this, the heroes who were helping out all showed joy on their faces and thanked him repeatedly.

Just as the bandaged man was about to leave smugly, a sinister voice called him.

"Hey, may I ask you...how much do you plan to sell this 'lady' for?"

The bandaged man's body stiffened and he turned around subconsciously... Above the ruins, Guo Linglong was looking down at him with her brows furrowed.

He was stunned for a long time before he understood something and replied calmly: "I know the situation seems a bit excessive, but remember, this bitch is not a human being, she is a weirdo who endangers human safety!"

After taking the lead in seizing the moral and ethical high ground, he began to reprimand Guo Linglong with great vigor.

"You, a hero who can't even pass the exam, please put yourself in the right place. And what did you mean by 'this lady' just now? Why are you so close to a weirdo? What is your relationship with this weirdo? Are you going to protect this weirdo?! You'd better find time to explain all this to the Hero Association, otherwise..."

"No need to find time, I can give you an explanation right now."

Guo Linglong signaled Xia to step back a few steps, then her hands ignited with a temperatureless golden fire, and she walked towards the bandaged fat man in front of her.

"This is a lady who eats the most delicious meat, drinks the most delicious wine, and fights the most excitingly. Even I can't help but admire her as a man. So even though we have only known each other for a short ten minutes and don't know each other very well, there are lovers who fall in love at first sight in this world, and there are also confidants who feel like old friends at first sight, so..."

Guo Linglong took a deep breath, and then released her magic power. The sound wave, which was not loud but made the heart tremble, roared towards the 'heroes' who were chilled both physically and mentally!

"Guo is willing to be friends with this lady, and even go a step further and become close friends who trust each other. So now let me ask you, what do you want to do with Guo's friends?"

The questioning was as cold as the wind and snow, and it rang in the ears of the heroes like thunder. The heroes who were watching Guo Linglong all felt a chill called "murder" sweeping through their bodies. This chill even made them have an illusion, as if the person in front of them was not a human being but a lion that was about to devour someone.

“Don’t… don’t be afraid…”

The fat man wiped the non-existent cold sweat from his forehead with his throat moving, and said in a trembling voice: "He is just one person. We have five B-class heroes here. What are you doing to one person? Come back! Come back now!"

Looking at the follower who was frightened and ran away, the fat man asked in panic, "Why didn't you take me with you?"

"Two hundred thousand, cut off the light!"

After waving it casually as if holding an invisible sword, Guo Linglong continued to walk towards the fat man who was sitting on the ground in fear without even looking at the situation. The four people who were running for their lives in the distance had fallen to the ground, holding their severed legs in horror and making shrill wails.

"For them who are merely accomplices, the pain of limb separation is enough, and their lives can be spared...but what about you?"

Standing in front of the bandaged fat man, looking at his ugly appearance with wet crotch, Guo Linglong raised her hand indifferently, and magic power gathered in her palm.

"Hey, please give me some sense!"

The fat man finally couldn't help but roared under the pressure, "I just touched her thigh, and ended up with a large area of ​​burns all over my body. If it weren't for the advanced medical technology now, I wouldn't even be able to save my life. Even if I saved my life, I would have to live like this for the rest of my life. I was so badly injured, but I was just taking revenge on her, just taking revenge on a weirdo who was not human. Am I wrong? Since when did the victim have to be treated like this? Is there still justice? Is there still law?"

"Errrr... Have you realized that coercion and inducement don't work on me, so you've abandoned your most powerful position and status and started to reason with me?"

Even Guo Linglong couldn't help but nod in agreement, "But unfortunately, if you were willing to use some reason before you dismembered my friend, even if it was just to give her a dignified end, I wouldn't mind giving her some dignity. But unfortunately... when I'm angry, I don't like to talk about reason."

Golden magic power appeared in the air. Looking at the translucent steamroller gradually taking shape above him, the fat man seemed to feel a surge of ruthlessness in his heart. He took two steps forward and stared at Guo Linglong fearlessly.

"Come on! Kill me if you want! I've enjoyed everything in my life, including wealth, power, and wealth. Even though I've only lived for more than 40 years, I've enjoyed everything that the untouchables have never enjoyed in their lives. I'll die if I want to! In a dozen years, I'll be a hero again, but you, poor you... You'll live in perpetual peace, hunted by heroes!"

Looking at the man whose pupils were filled with only resentment and hatred, but not the slightest fear, Guo Linglong frowned and stopped.

As expected of a man who could climb to a high position, his mind was now filled with hatred, leaving no room for fear...

"It's a pity. In the end, it was just the sudden rise of ruthlessness caused by being forced to the edge of a cliff."

As she spoke, Guo Linglong dispersed the steamroller in the air and stopped for the time being.

Looking at Guo Linglong who was bending over to pick up the bottles and cans on the ground, the fat man's eyes flashed with a trace of 'anxiety', and then he shouted triumphantly: "Go ahead, coward? Are you scared? You must be scared! I know you would never dare to take action against someone of my status, you coward who is afraid of being hunted down by heroes! Coward!"

"How dare you use such a trick as provocation on me?"

Guo Linglong looked at the fat man who was urging her to act quickly with amusement: "You relied on your momentary ruthlessness to avoid fear. It would be a shame to kill you now. In a few hours, or a few days, or a few weeks, when you rekindle the hope of living and feel how important it is to live again, I will descend from the sky like the god of death and reap your life... and I can be sure that it won't take long."

The fat man stared blankly at Guo Linglong, who was holding the scattered parts of Eva's body in his hands and then walked away. His pupils, which were already filled with resentment, were once again filled with fear, and endless regret gnawed at his heart.

This is not because I regret why I had the nerve to molest others, but because I regret how unlucky I was to run into such an evil star.

That man not only intended to kill him, but also intended to kill him when he was most attached to the world, in order to give him the greatest pain and despair. He was like a demon, not satisfied with just killing...

It's even more heartbreaking!

Chapter 84: Naming is really difficult

In an abandoned warehouse, Guo Linglong carefully pieced together Eva's scattered parts into a human form, then stepped back and watched the body parts automatically move together, the broken limbs automatically connect and grow new flesh and bones...

Although the speed is far less than the previous one of transforming from meat paste back into human in an instant, but with the recovery of magic power, the regeneration speed is obviously gradually accelerating.

"To be honest, when you said that after becoming a witch, you are no longer human, I didn't really feel that."

Guo Linglong looked at Eva, who was recovering at an incredibly fast speed, and said in a complicated tone, "Now I realize... I really am no longer a human being."

"Although we are no longer human, we cannot do this."

Xia on the side replied affirmatively: "Ordinary witches can only speed up the recovery of injuries by consuming magic power. To be able to survive after being beaten into a pulp and then dismembered is a privilege only for witches who have lived for more than a thousand years. It takes growth and honing of magic power for more than a thousand years to achieve this level."

"More than a thousand years?"

Guo Linglong looked at Xia in confusion and asked, "By the way, how many thousand-year-old witches are there in Dark Eden?"

"Just two."

Xia held up two fingers and said bitterly, "Most witches will be captured by magic girls before they live past a hundred years and bathed in holy water, turning back into humans with a lifespan of just a hundred years. Wudan Witch and Crazy Witch are the only thousand-year-old witches who can survive the thousand-year-long hunt by magic girls and still be alive."

As she spoke, Eva's eyelids slowly opened on her bloodless face, and she stared blankly at the top of the unfamiliar warehouse. It took her a long time before she let out a long breath.

"Huh, I almost died in a very embarrassing way..."

"Almost?"

Guo Linglong squinted at Eva's almost recovered body and couldn't help shaking her head, "To be honest, if I hadn't seen with my own eyes how you were still alive and kicking after being smashed into a pulp by Saitama's punch, I would have definitely found a cemetery to bury your dismembered body."

"Thank you very much."

Eva shrugged and said in a tired voice: "But to be honest, I don't hope to survive. Compared to dying at the hands of Saitama, dying at the hands of Wu Dan would be more painful for me, because it would make my thousand years of persistence seem like a joke. At least, dying at the hands of Saitama... is not that funny?"

"I don't care whether you are kidding me or not."

Guo Linglong raised three fingers to Eva and chuckled, "You promised to do three things for me for free, but you haven't completed them yet. Don't think I will watch you die like this, including... that Wudan witch."

Looking at Guo Linglong in a daze, Eva covered her stomach for a while and said with genuine relief: "As expected, you are someone who has the same taste as me."

"Okay, enough gossip."

Xia stood in front of Eva and Guo Linglong with a hostile look in her eyes, and coughed, "Should we discuss our next goal? Now that Saitama has been driven away by the master, what should we do?"

"Hero Association."

Guo Linglong said without hesitation: "Although the so-called invincible man admitted defeat, I doubt whether defeating the invincible in such a tricky way can be considered a 'subversive' twist, so I also want to dismantle the Hero Association, which plays a crucial role in the plot... To be honest, I joined the Hero Association with this idea in mind, but man proposes, God disposes."

Noticing the subtle look Guo Linglong was giving her, Eva shrugged her shoulders and said, "Well, I should have shown some mercy before I burned that fat guy. I feel really bad for getting you two into trouble. Let me make up for this mistake twice."

"You have a chance to make up for it now."

Guo Linglong picked up a pair of glasses with LED lenses and put them on. She crossed her hands at her chin, and then her eyes flashed with a strange light.

"Destroying the Hero Association is almost an impossible task. Even I, who controls the evil of human nature, can't do it. After all... as long as there are monsters, as long as monsters still pose a threat to humans, humans will spontaneously desire and worship heroes. The existence of monsters is the most solid foundation of the Hero Association. Therefore, we must create another Hero Association to destroy the current Hero Association, but there is a huge problem that bothers me."

Looking at Guo Linglong's troubled expression, Xia couldn't help biting her lip... This world is really too difficult. Even if the master has tried every means to drive Saitama away, the Hero Association is still a huge mountain that is difficult to topple.

Eva even threw her hands together and said bluntly: "Don't count on me for anything that requires brains, but you can use these pounds of meat as you like."

"You seem to have misunderstood something."

Guo Linglong tilted her head and looked at the two of them in confusion: "The problem I'm talking about is - what name should we give this organization?"

Looking at Guo Linglong who didn't seem to be joking, Eva couldn't help but shake her head and said with emotion: "I suddenly feel that the title of crazy witch should be given to you. You are much crazier than me."

"No kidding, I'm serious."

Guo Linglong kept tapping the table with her index finger and said with a frown: "What name is the most troublesome problem for me. Of course, if you are willing to let me give it a name like Good Friends League, Guo Linglong and His Happy Friends, Guo's Multi-person Joint Sports Meeting, etc., I won't mind. As for the Hero Association..."

Destroying them is so easy compared to giving them a good name.

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pS: Let me explain a little bit. In the One Punch Man universe, the Hero Association treats monsters so cruelly. It is normal to dismember them and sell them as commodities. The worst thing is to be locked up in a secret place and used as a test subject for research. So I wrote it according to the original setting, but I forgot that this is somewhat inconsistent with my usual light-hearted writing style, which caused discomfort to readers. I must review this. Anyway, I won’t do it again next time. Please forgive me... orz

Chapter 85: Active Poaching

Rain... The misty drizzle wet Xia's shoulders, but she still tilted the umbrella mostly towards Guo Linglong, and looked at the ordinary apartment in front of them with the man.

"The leader of the Fubuki Group, the number one B-class hero... Hell's Fubuki."

Guo Linglong rubbed her chin, looked at Xia in confusion and asked, "You told me that the Fubuki Group is the largest and most disciplined organization in the Hero Association. Shouldn't the leader of that kind of organization live in a big villa or something? This place looks very ordinary."

Xia strongly recommended it.

"Hell's Fubuki is a woman who doesn't care about material things. Even her car is a rented minivan. However, her leadership is unquestionable. Not only are the members of the organization very loyal to her, but she is also a hero with A-level strength. It's just that she is only ranked first in B-level due to some hidden reasons. If you want to establish a new hero association, it's best to poach her. Her followers will expand the scale of our organization in a short time."

"Really? But even though you highly recommend it, I still need to watch it myself before making a decision."

As she spoke, Guo Linglong walked forward, ignoring the doorbell in front of her, put her hand on the doorknob, and with the magic power flowing out of her body, she easily opened the door, and then walked into Hell Blowing Snow's room very familiarly.

"who!"

A royal sister with short dark green hair who was sitting in the room reading a book stood up alertly and stared at Guo Linglong who threw the door away.

"Introduce yourself."

Guo Linglong bowed politely and said, "I am the founder of the Good Friends Alliance. I sincerely invite talents like you, Miss Hell Blowing Snow, to join our organization and become the first comrade to join our Good Friends Alliance. The salary is negotiable."

"…What kind of new type of prank is this?"

Hell Blizzard's mouth twitched as she looked at Guo Linglong, who didn't seem to be joking: "And the name "Best Friends Alliance" seems to have come out of a children's cartoon... Are you making fun of me, Hell Blizzard?"

"no way."

Guo Linglong shrugged and said, "Xia spent a lot of time trying to come up with a name for the Dragon Team, and Eva's ideas of 'Strong Liquor Scythe' and 'Drinking Warrior' couldn't be put on the table. In the end, I, who can't name anything, had to come up with a name. But don't mind it, names are just decorations, and the bigwigs above won't understand."

"Well, although I don't know where you guys came from..."

Hell Blowing Snow paused for a moment, then couldn't help but laugh and said, "But you destroyed my door right away... Do you really have the sincerity to invite me?"

"Yes and no."

Guo Linglong shrugged and said calmly, "As a harmonious figure, Eva cannot join for the time being. There are only Xia and I in the alliance. Not only do we have no strength, but we also have no money. The gap between us and the Hero Association is huge. As the leader of the alliance, I don't have the aura of a king that people would bow down to. If you really join, I will doubt whether you have a problem with your brain."

"You...are you really kidding me?"

Hell Blizzard's eyes turned unfriendly again.

"In fact, I prefer to be passive rather than proactive, like you begging to join us."

Looking at the confident Guo Linglong, Hell Blowing Snow sighed, muttering "It's my bad luck" while picking up her phone to call the mental hospital ambulance. But the next moment, with a gunshot, her phone was thrown out by the huge impact...

Hell Blizzard subconsciously raised her head and saw the red-haired woman who had been following the lunatic holding a Desert Eagle that was emitting a slight heat. However, what made Blizzard frown even more was that behind the woman there were more than a hundred flintlock rifles that were blooming like flowers and were densely packed and aimed at her.

Do people with chuunibyou have superpowers these days?

Looking at Hell Blowing Snow who was being pointed at with a gun but looked nonchalant, Guo Linglong shrugged and said, "Please don't get me wrong, I don't intend to use threats to force you to join us. After all, you will definitely join us on your own initiative in the future, so there is no need to do anything unnecessary here."

"What are you talking about in your sleep?"

With her anger suppressed in her voice, Hell Snowblower, who was offended one after another, floated automatically in the air without wind. The strong wind blew violently around her, while Guo Linglong, who was glared at, remained very calm.

"This is not a dream. The Hero Association will soon suffer a huge blow. A large number of heroes with conscience and ability will join our alliance of good friends. You are very lucky. I am impressed by your strength and appearance, so I will give you the first chance to join."

"First of all, an association that is at its peak and has 17 S-class heroes cannot be severely damaged by a psychopath like you."

Hell Blowing Snow said coldly: "Even if the Hero Association really declines, there will be other wealthy and ambitious people who will come forward to re-establish a new Hero Association. It is not the turn of a guy like you who has no money and power and can only talk big to come forward. Get out of my house now, otherwise... don't blame me for being rude!"