As a fighter, he absolutely didn't think he would make such a small mistake!
Then the only explanation is what did the Fool do?!
“What on earth did you do?!” Siegfried asked the Fool loudly.
"It just creates a layer of ideal fluid between the soles of your feet and the ground, reducing the friction to zero. It's that simple, isn't it?"
The Fool patiently explained to Siegfried, and Siegfried's expression gradually became confused after hearing the nouns the Fool said.
Although he could understand each word individually, why couldn't he understand them when they were put together?
Seeing Siegfried’s confused expression, the Fool was too lazy to continue.
"Really, why would I want to be with you?
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Explaining these is like talking to a cow."
The Fool took Yulandel's hand and said, "Come on, Lord Yulandel, it's time for us to go home."
"But..." Yulandel looked at Siegfried with some worry. He tried to get up but fell down every time because of lack of friction.
First of all, Siegfried was not competent as a father, and he had even been absent from her life for too long, but he was still her father after all!
It is impossible for Yulandel to just leave the other party alone.
"Oh~" The Fool smiled playfully as he looked at Yulandel who was in a dilemma.
"Does Lord Youlan Dell want to abandon me?"
The Fool pulled Yulandel to face him and stared into her eyes.
"Have you forgotten what your relationship with me is now? Have you forgotten your identity?"
Yulandel lowered her head because she didn't dare to look into the Fool's eyes.
Yes, she is now the Fool’s wife...
Even if Siegfried came to pick her up, she couldn't go back to the past.
Because she is already a fool.
"I'm sorry, Dad. I can't go back with you anymore..."
"Kiana, what are you talking about?!" Siegfried, who was lying on the ground, widened his eyes, full of disbelief.
He didn't understand what Yulandel was talking about? !
"It seems that our Mr. Siegfried has no idea what's going on~" The Fool put his hand on Yulandel in front of Siegfried with a wicked smile and gently stroked it.
"After all, he is just an unqualified father who has been absent from his daughter's life for more than ten years~"
“But even so, I will still call you father-in-law~” The Fool’s fingertips slid down Yulandel’s face little by little.
The neck, the mountain, the plain, and finally stopped at Yulandel's waist...
"What!!!" Siegfried trembled all over after seeing this scene, "You, what did you say?!!!"
“Oh~ Didn’t you understand? Or do you need me to repeat it again? Father-in-law~ Sir~” For the last four words, the Fool raised his voice deliberately.
The words "father-in-law" pierced Siegfried's chest like a sharp sword.
"Fake! This is all fake, you must be lying to me, right?!" Siegfried held his head, unable to accept this reality.
"I'm sorry, Dad, this is true..."
"I'm married to the Fool."
But Yulandel's words sentenced Siegfried to death.
"Kiana, what are you talking about?! Why don't I understand?!" Siegfried looked at his daughter in the Fool's arms with a collapsed expression.
He couldn't imagine that his daughter would say such a thing.
I said that my daughter really has someone she likes, and although I may need to have a good conversation with the other person, I will definitely support my daughter with all my strength.
Because he knows that if love comes, it cannot be stopped.
He used to think that only fools would fall in love, but when he met Cecilia, he realized that he was such a fool.
Siegfried naturally also hopes that his daughter can find true love, even if the other party is a woman, Siegfried doesn't mind.
But why a fool? !
Then Siegfried suddenly burst into wild laughter.
"Hahahaha!!! I get it! I understand! I understand! I get it! I get it!!!"
"This must be Yu Duchen's illusion. I understand. This must be an illusion!!!"
"How could Kiana marry a fool?!"
"It must be an illusion!!!"
Because the shock was too great, Siegfried has begun to escape from reality.
Siegfried didn't believe that his daughter would marry a bastard like the Fool!
“Poor Mr. Siegfried, then you better face the reality.” The Fool lifted up Yulandel’s face and kissed her lips in front of Siegfried.
Yulandel struggled symbolically for a while, then gave up...
All she could do now was close her eyes and try hard not to show any expression of enjoyment.
Looking at the two people kissing, Siegfried was stunned for a moment, then he started to curse loudly, and every time he tried to stand up, he would fall down with a bruised face.
Finally, his eyes rolled back and he fainted from anger.
“This is too lame.” The Fool licked his lips.
And Yulandel buried her head in the Fool's arms. Now she no longer had the face to see her father again.
"Don't be so shy! Lord Yulandel, you performed very well!" The Fool whispered in Yulandel's ear.
"Mr. Siegfried, you really have a good daughter~"
161 If Yulandel were to...be in front of the unconscious Siegfried
When Yulandel saw Siegfried fainted, she panicked. Even though he was an unqualified father, he was still her father!
It would be a lie to say you are not worried.
Besides, Siegfried is still a wanted criminal by Destiny, so it’s not good to leave him here.
It would be bad if someone picked up the body. It would also be too embarrassing.
"Fool, what should we do?" Yulandel, who couldn't think of a good solution, could only ask the Fool.
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What should I do?
“Who knows?” The Fool walked up to Siegfried and poked his cheek with his finger.
"Except for Kevin, are all the members of the Kaslana family so stupid?"
"They are both smart people, so why did their offspring suddenly become like this? What went wrong?" The Fool was very confused. Kevin and Mei both have good genes, so why did their offspring become so abstract?
Or maybe the Fool and Yulandel haven't done anything excessive yet. If Yulandel gets pregnant, Siegfried will go crazy.
"But I remember there's a Sak series nearby. Hello, is there anyone there?"
As the Fool finished speaking, a white-haired girl emerged from the side.
“K396 says hello!” The white-haired girl saluted the Fool with a standard military salute.
"Is there any large non-combustible garbage recycling station nearby? Throw him in!" The Fool pointed at Siegfried who was lying unconscious on the ground.
"Yes!" K396 said and lifted Siegfried.
"Wait a minute!" But when Yulandel saw K396 trying to carry Siegfried away, she stretched out her hand to stop him.
"Is there anything wrong, elder sister?" k396 turned around and asked.
“Fool, aren’t you going too far? After all, he is my father, your father-in-law!” Yulandel looked at the Fool with some dissatisfaction. If the Fool really did this, their relationship would definitely become strained in the future.
Yulandel didn't want their relationship to become so bad.
“How about giving Siegfried a sex change operation?” The Fool suggested.
If Siegfried is not qualified as a father, then let him become a mother.
"Fool, stop joking." Only now did Yulandel realize that the Fool was playing a trick on her.
She punched the Fool's chest angrily, "I know you have thought about it, tell me what to do?"
“Then, Lady Yulandel, guess what? If you guess right, I’ll tell you.” The Fool looked at Yulandel in front of him with a smile, then stretched out his hand and reached directly under her clothes.
Yulandel: “!!!”
"Lord Yulandel really doesn't understand the situation at all." The Fool's fingertips moved along Yulandel's flat belly.
"Do you know how hard I tried to resist the urge to play nice with you in front of Siegfried?!"
With a slight pinch of her fingertips, Yulandel's body trembled uncontrollably.
During this half year, the Fool has mastered all of Yulan Dell's weaknesses.
"Wait a minute, oooo!" Yulandel was about to stop the Fool, but the Fool blocked her lips.
The lingering touch of the tongue and the strange feeling in her body made Youlandel unable to muster the strength to resist for a moment.
This body has been taught by the Fool to be a shape that belongs only to him.
The body's instinct went against Yulandel's consciousness.
Although as a couple, Yulandel did not object to the Fool's actions, but her father was right beside them!
Fortunately, Siegfried is in a coma now. If Siegfried was still awake, Yulandel couldn't imagine what would happen.
After a long time, the lips parted...
With her legs weak, Yulandel collapsed into the Fool's arms.
She's already in this situation...
"You are more fragile than usual, Lord Yulandel~"
"But Lady Yulandel controlled herself really well, and didn't make any sound at all. If it were normal, someone would have heard it~"
The Fool licked his lips and smiled as he looked at Yulandel, whose eyes were blurred with tears, in his arms.
"Lord Yulandel, don't forget your identity."
The Fool does not deny that he has spoiled Youlan Daier a lot in the past six months. He has tried hard to be a good partner during this time. But this does not mean that the Fool will really indulge in their gentleness.
He has emotions, but he won't be controlled by them.
"Yes..." Yulandel replied weakly, collapsing in the Fool's arms.
Seeing Yulandel like this, the Fool didn’t plan to continue teasing her.
"We go home."
"Yeah." Yulandel's voice was as soft as a mosquito.
"By the way, do you want me to hug you?"
"want."
The Fool held Yulandel in his arms like a princess and walked towards home.
“Lord Fool, what should he do?” K396 pointed at Siegfried on his shoulder.
"Do you still want to throw it at the garbage station?" Although Siegfried is her father by blood, she has no feelings for him.
All fools have a one-night stand with her, what is Siegfried? She doesn't know.
"No, take him home. After all, he is my father-in-law."
Although Siegfried is not qualified as a father, he is still a good hero and warrior The Fool.
The Fool said that he likes everyone in Honkai Impact 3rd, and this is not just talk, he really loves everyone here.
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