"That's the child of the Fool and I! He is also an important part of our plan."
"And in order for him to be born smoothly, young me! Please perform the Zhougong Ceremony with the Fool!!!"
Yulandel: “Huh?!?!?!”
Future me, do you want to listen to what you are saying?!
68 I will let you feel some involvement
Perform the rituals of Duke Zhou with a fool?
Yulandel felt terrible after hearing these words. Although she looked stupid sometimes, it didn't mean she was stupid.
She naturally knew what the Zhougong ritual that the white-haired Youlan Dai'er mentioned was, but wasn't that something that only happened between husband and wife?
But she...wait a minute, in the future, she and the Fool even have a child, so it seems that there is really nothing wrong with doing that kind of thing.
But isn't this a little too fast for her now?
Looking at Yulandel's complicated expression, the white-haired Yulandel actually smiled.
"What's wrong? Is our strongest Valkyrie afraid of this kind of thing?" The white-haired Yulandel stood up from the throne and walked slowly to Yulandel with a smile.
She whispered to Yulandel, "I know that the Fool is now a bad guy in your eyes."
"Not only did he cause the destruction of the previous civilization, he even destroyed your family. He is a big villain."
"I won't tell you that fools are good people. I know human nature very well. People only believe what they want to believe."
"But you have to discover for yourself what kind of person a fool is."
"A bad person may be considered to have turned over a new leaf because he has done one good thing, while a good person may be despised and scolded because he has done one bad thing."
“Human nature is hard to judge.”
"I have no intention of changing your mind, but if you think about it, this is also a kind of revenge on fools~"
"Revenge?" Yulandel looked at the white-haired Yulandel with a puzzled look.
Are you sure you're talking about revenge? How can revenge involve sacrificing yourself?
She didn't understand what the white-haired Orchid Dell was talking about.
Seeing Yulandel's expression, the white-haired Yulandel laughed, "It seems that you really don't understand the Fool at all."
The white-haired Yulandel said slowly to Yulandel: "The Fool should have said this to you."
The white-haired Youlan Daier imitated the Fool's tone and said, "Don't come over... Please, don't come over..."
"Your brilliance is too dazzling for me..."
After imitating, the white-haired Yulandel looked at Yulandel, "You should still remember these words."
"Yeah." Yulandel nodded.
Of course she knew these words. After all, she was stunned for a long time when the Fool said these words.
"Now that you know, it's good. You should know that there are always some people with low self-esteem in this world. They desire to be loved but are afraid of being loved. Because they feel that they don't deserve to be loved." The white-haired Yulandel said slowly to Yulandel.
"And a fool is a person who wants to be loved but feels that he does not deserve to be loved."
"We are too dazzling for him. He feels that he is not worthy of us. If he gets too close to us, he will not only pollute us, but also be hurt by our brilliance."
"The Fool is such an awkward fellow."
"So for a fool, physical pain is never pain. He doesn't even care about his own death, so how could he care about this little pain? Physical pain is actually proof that he is alive."
"So the best way to deal with a guy like the Fool is to attack him mentally!"
At this point, the white-haired Yulandel couldn't help but reveal a wicked smile on her face.
"Doesn't he want you to get close to him? Then just get as close to him as you can, get as close as you can to zero distance or even negative distance!"
"And not only do you have to get close to him, you have to act like a queen! Of course, you don't have to be a queen, but you just can't get close to him with your current personality."
"You have to change your personality to get close to him, a personality that is completely different from your current personality, and you have to tell him that he is the one who makes you become like this.
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It's his fault! It's because of him that you have become so corrupt."
"In a word, it's all the fool's fault." The white-haired Youlandel became more and more excited as she spoke, and there was even an unnatural blush on her face.
The white-haired Youlan Dell said to Youlan Dell excitedly: "Let me tell you, first you have to grab the Fool and press him to the bed with a disgusted look on your face, and tie him up to the bed so that he can't move."
"Then tear off all his clothes, but remember not to tear them off completely. Leave some covering. This way you won't force the fool into a desperate situation where he will give up on himself."
"The following is the key point, you must listen carefully and remember it well!"
"First, lift up your clothes a little bit. Remember, you must have a disgusted expression on your face. This is the essence! Oh, and you also have to say something else at this time."
It seemed that the white-haired Yulandel was not just talking for the effect, he even demonstrated it to Yulandel himself.
The white-haired Yulandel lifted up a small part of her shirt with a look of disgust, revealing her fair belly without a trace of fat.
Because of her physical condition, White-haired Orchid Dell does not have any stretch marks on her belly.
"Look at you now, you are just like a small fish~ How come you can't help but react when you look at my body~ Do you want to touch it~"
"Then, no matter what the Fool says, you don't care. Got it? And the moment the Fool opens his mouth, you have to put your foot into his mouth, and pinch his tongue with your toes. Insult him severely! Humiliate him! Got it?!"
"Remember, you'd better wear stockings and a skirt at this time! The skirt is the key point, you know!" White-haired Orchid Dell emphasized it specially.
A look of disgust lets you accidentally see it, but it is a little game that White-haired Orchid Dell and the Fool used to play.
“Then you will look down at the Fool and say, ‘No way, no way, our famous and infamous Mr. Fool is the kind of person who would tear down the flag if stepped on by a Valkyrie~’”
"How does it feel, Mr. Fool? How does it feel?!"
"No? No is no use!"
The white-haired Yulandel became more and more excited as she spoke, and Yulandel, who was watching from the side, quickly stopped her.
This future self is too perverted...
How could she possibly do something like that! Her future self must be broken!!!
The white-haired Yulandel, who was stopped, had a look of regret on her face. She was just about to talk about something exciting.
It seems that my younger self doesn’t understand at all.
However, White-haired Yulandel did not intend to be angry with Yulandel. After all, she still knew herself very well.
What she just said might be a little too stimulating for the young Yulandel, but this was also to allow her to adapt in advance!
Young me! You are still too young! You don't know the good of fools at all!
In the future, there will be so many women competing with you for men, if you want to queue up, you will have to wait for more than a thousand people!
Don't be as embarrassed as Rita! She was the first to start, but now she has not tasted any meat.
A total loser!
Young me! You have golden hair now, so hold on tight! I'm helping you!
Then the white-haired Youlandel recalled the time when she was young, when she would come back after a mission to bully the Fool, and it was so wonderful.
Bullying the fools brings pleasure to your body and mind!
"Since you don't let me, I won't say it." The white-haired Yulandel straightened her clothes.
"It's better if you don't say it." Yulandel was really afraid that if her future self continued to say this, she would probably have to tell her what posture to use soon.
What on earth did she go through in the future to become like this? !
"In that case, I have nothing to say." After the white-haired Yulandel tidied her clothes, she smiled at Yulandel.
Yulandel: "..."
Come on, tell me! Come on, tell me! Don't be speechless about this kind of thing! Is this all you can think about?!
Yulandel didn't want to admit that the person in front of her would be her future self!
Seeing Yulandel's expression, the white-haired Yulandel also guessed what Yulandel was thinking. After all, that was her when she was young.
The white-haired Yulandel said to Yulandel: "Do you think I have changed a lot? In fact, my situation is not bad. Look at what Dr. Mei has become in the video?"
"I have completely become a tax evader. I sometimes go crazy, and they sometimes don't go crazy."
Look at Mei who is almost turning into a fool, and then look at her again, she has always been sticking to herself.
Although she also has the shape of a fool.
But these two shapes have different meanings!
Thinking of this, the white-haired Youlandel puffed out her chest proudly.
Yulandel looked at the white-haired Yulandel in front of her speechlessly.
Is there anything to be proud of in this kind of thing?
"Let's talk about something serious." Yulandel covered her face with her hands, feeling a headache.
"Serious talk? Sorry, I've already said I have nothing to say."
Nothing to say.JPG (White Hair Youlan Daier only)
Yulandel: "..."
It’s hard! It’s hard! The fist is hard!!!
And looking at Youlan Daier's face, she wanted to beat someone up
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expression, the white-haired Youlandel suddenly laughed without any warning, holding her stomach.
"Hahahaha! You don't really believe it, do you? No way! No way! ~"
"You believed it! You actually believed it! Hahahaha!!! Ouch, I can't take it anymore ~ This is making my stomach hurt from laughing!!! Hahahaha!!!"
And Yulandel was a little confused when she saw the white-haired Yulandel in front of her suddenly holding her stomach and laughing.
What's going on? Is her future self going crazy?
"I can't take it anymore! I can't take it anymore! Let me laugh for a while! Hahahaha!!!" The white-haired Youlandel rolled on the ground with laughter.
She was so playful when she was young.
She suddenly understood why the Fool liked to tease her so much in the past. Yulandel's expression just now was so funny.
The white-haired Youlandel stood up with a smile and wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes.
"Your expression just now doesn't mean you want to hit me, right? No way~"
The white-haired Yulandel patted Yulandel's chest, "Can you hit yourself?"
Yulandel: "..."
At this moment, Yulandel finally couldn't bear it anymore. She slapped the white-haired Yulandel on the head, and then when the white-haired Yulandel didn't react, she knocked the white-haired Yulandel to the ground with one punch.
"I've tolerated you for a long time!"
The white-haired Yulandel who fell to the ground was not angry because Yulandel hit her. Instead, she laughed even louder.
"Well done! Well done!"
"That's it, young me. Remember how you felt just now and then humiliate the fool just like that! Defile!!!"
"Yulandel insults the fool! Yulandel is invincible! Invincible!!! Hahahaha!!!"
Yulandel looked at the white-haired Yulandel who was laughing wildly on the ground.
Is she really crazy?
"No~" The voice of white-haired Yulandel sounded behind Yulandel.
Yulandel: “!!!”
When?! When did she get behind me?!
"Don't be afraid~ and don't be so alert~" The tone of the white-haired Youlandel became extremely gentle, and there was no trace of her previous madness at all.
"Look at yourself now, aren't you pitiful? Trapped in the cage of fate, you don't know what to do." The slightly moist breath passed by Yulandel's ear, making her shiver.
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