Perfect World: I loaded the Calabash Brothers Noodles

It was because of this sentence that his aunt, Shi Yi's mother, cruelly took away his supreme bone and transplanted it to her own son.

He completely ignored Shi Hao's life or death, and that little brother treated him coldly from beginning to end, without any brotherly feelings. He was colder-blooded than a stranger.

Shi Hao wants this now. One day when his strength improves, he will ask that little brother, "Is my Supreme Bone useful?"

Shi Hao felt very wronged and wanted to cry, but he didn't. He couldn't cry because he had grown up.

He recalled that when he entered the Virtual God Realm, the person he heard the most about was actually a mysterious young man. On his first day in the Virtual God Realm, he unexpectedly bumped into Shi Yi, a man with double pupils. Then, he directly set two records: [A single arm shook 109,900 kilograms] and [Suppressing a man with double pupils with one hand].

Leaving behind the nickname "Nanny's brother".

Shi Hao felt that he should know who the mysterious young man was, and his heart was filled with warmth. The milk bottle that Xiao Tian gave him was very useful, and the precious sword he gave him was even of great help to him when he encountered the pangolin spirit sacrifice of the bandits.

The Luan Bird Technique and the Cold Dragon Technique given to him are also very practical.

Wow!

In the distance, five-colored runes flashed, and a phoenix was surrounded by colorful clouds. It had five-colored feathers, gorgeous and beautiful, and flew towards the Twin Mountains where Shi Hao was.

Chapter 22 Female Warrior [3211] (asking for monthly ticket)

"It's the female warrior from Zhulu Academy!"

Shi Hao didn't need to think about who the visitor was, as some fanatical fans shouted out the visitor's identity.

The five-colored phoenix is ​​a mount of an ancient species. When it grows up, it will have combat power at least as strong as a king.

The female war god had just turned seventeen, but she was already more attractive than a ripe peach. Her cultivation had long since entered the spiritual realm. Her entire body was covered with close-fitting golden armor, which perfectly outlined her proud figure. Her breasts were like mountains, high and deep, full and attractive. Her waist was tight, like a willow swaying in the wind, and her legs were round, straight and slender, a perfect blend of heroic spirit and icy and graceful temperament.

It is precisely because she is wearing a golden helmet that she has a different temperament and beauty. Her exquisite face is a unique beauty created by nature. Her eyebrows are like distant mountains, her eyes are bright, her teeth are white, her skin is like solidified fat, and her lips are like red clouds. One look at her will make people dream about her.

"I would like to invite you to join Zhulu Academy."

The female war god looked at Shi Hao with her beautiful eyes and gave him a sincere invitation.

"The Supreme Lord is as urgent as the law, let me be impulsive for once!"

Xiao Tian used a secret method, "Don't force your face". In this world, it is not against the law to be a hooligan, and it is a waste of time if a man does not indulge in romance when young.

This is a wild world. If you see a girl you like, you can knock her out with a stick and carry her home to have children. This is what his grandfather Ling Tianhou taught him.

Before Shi Hao could say anything, he saw a strange young man leap up from the ground, jump directly onto the back of the five-colored bird, and kiss the female war god hard on the face.

After the kiss, Xiao Tian let the female war goddess hit him on the chest with a palm, and then he landed lightly on the mountain on the other side of the Twin Mountains.

"Sister Beauty, I am willing to join Zhulu Academy."

Xiao Tian used his original face this time. In a few months, he would be twelve years old. He was already 1.80 meters tall, wearing a black robe, with thick black hair tied in an old Hu Xianjian style. He looked natural and unrestrained, with an imposing manner.

Never mind, just stamp it first.

Unfortunately, it is a kiss from the virtual divine world. This can be considered as divine intercourse, no, divine... kiss?

In such a world, if you have the strength, being unrestrained is romantic. If you are strong enough, then, wouldn't a passionate love come?

"Scum, scum!"

The goddess of war's surname is Yu and her name is Meiren. She is extremely strong. Although she is a girl, she is the eldest sister and leader of this generation of Zhulu Academy. Everyone respectfully calls her the goddess of war.

Today, this kid suddenly showed up and insulted her.

The female war goddess Yu Meiren jumped down from the five-colored phoenix, raised her crystal jade hand, and radiated dazzling golden light, which imprinted towards Xiao Tian's shoulder.

Xiao Tian took the initiative to move his body and put his chest forward. "Pa", he slapped the mountain hard, "boom", and the mountain under Xiao Tian's feet exploded. He immediately forced out a mouthful of blood on purpose, and the whole person flew out sideways, looking very miserable.

"Sister Beauty, please beat me to death. I am willing to die in your hands."

Xiao Tian immediately secretly activated the beast-deceiving technique, wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, and said.

"You shameless fellow, you have been hit by the Golden Jade Hand, the guardian power of Zhulu Academy. Your internal organs have been ruptured. Go back and recover!"

The female warrior frowned slightly and spoke in a cold voice.

Xiao Tian did not say anything, but activated his family heirloom magic. Five-colored divine light flowed on his body, and he looked solemn and majestic. Five-colored divine fire burned on his body, and he looked like a divine phoenix bathed in fire.

Shi Hao did not step forward. When Xiao Tian was knocked away just now, he glanced at him. He immediately understood that Brother Xiao Tian wanted to pick up girls. This phrase was taught to him by Xiao Tian when he was in Shi Village.

"This is a person who has practiced the Luan Bird Treasure Technique to a high level and has been reborn from the ashes. Who is this young man? He is truly a young talent."

In the distance, an old man with a bird on his shoulder came over, looked at it curiously and said.

Others also watched curiously, and sure enough, in just five minutes, Xiao Tian's injuries had healed.

Of course, in reality, he wasn't really hurt, he was just pretending.

"Thank you for showing mercy, beautiful sister. You understand my feelings now!"

Xiao Tian said.

"Hahahaha, Goddess of War, I think you should just agree to her request. Women will have to get married one day. It's rare for a young man to truly like you, so you should cherish him."

At this moment, several otherworldly women in white fluttering clothes flew over standing on an ancient animal skin. The leading woman had waist-length black hair and skin as white and delicate as mutton-fat jade, with a natural, crystal-like and warm luster. She had a standard oval face, long eyelashes, big eyes, bright pupils that were more translucent than crystal, plump lips that were as bright as flower petals, and neat teeth that were as white as pearls.

"Xia Youyu, if you like him, just marry him.

By the way, didn’t you go to the Western Frontier to look for disciples as a substitute for Tiange?"

The female war god frowned when she saw the leader of this generation of Butian Pavilion, Senior Sister Xia Youyu.

"Huh? You already know all this. You care about me too much, sister."

The woman's laughter was so touching, her big watery eyes seemed to be able to speak, her red lips were moist, her pearly teeth were shining, and she looked at Xiao Tian curiously, "Brother, follow me to the Bu Tian Pavilion. There are a lot of beautiful sisters and fairy sisters. You can choose whatever you want, as long as you have the ability."

When Xiao Tian heard what Xia Youyu said, he couldn't help but look at her seriously. No wonder this girl chose Shi Hao. Shi Hao was a stunning beauty with a completely different personality from the female war goddess Yu Meiren.

The female warrior is dignified, cool, kind and generous.

Xia Youyu is beautiful and charming, and as intelligent as a fox. I suspect she saw something.

"Sister Youyu, although you are very beautiful, I like my beautiful sister now, you can only wait in line."

Xiao Tian glanced at Xia Youyu, as if he had made a very difficult decision. He reluctantly looked away and looked at the female war god again, and said.

"You can join Zhulu Academy."

The female war god is not stupid either. Just now, she used the academy's magic to suppress the academy but failed to drive Xiao Tian out of the virtual god realm. Such a genius is needed in their Zhulu Academy and cannot be snatched away by Xia Youyu.

"Sister Beauty, you finally admitted it. I knew you were attracted to me. Our meeting in the Void God Realm was destined by God."

Five-colored divine light flowed on Xiao Tian's body, and he appeared beside the female war goddess in an instant. Amid her screams, he picked her up like a princess, spun her around, and then put her down again.

Although he was beaten by the female war god in the process and lost many of his unique skills, he was already invincible in the field of blood moving, so it was not a problem.

Boom!

Xiao Tian flew out and spat out two mouthfuls of blood again. The Deception Beast's magic was running, moistening things silently. The Deception Beast was invincible in the field of lying. "Beautiful sister, please kill me. Maybe it is difficult for you to accept this feeling for a while, but you have to understand that God's arrangement is the greatest."

Everyone around was stunned. They came to see the naughty kid, so what was going on now?

Boom!

At this moment, Shi Hao slipped away. This time, he directly shattered the initial passage and obtained a piece of precious bone, feeling very happy.

The record monument of the Virtual God Realm shook, and rewarded Shi Hao with another piece of original treasure bone.

"Thanks to my elder brother, the appearance of elder brother Xiao Tian immediately attracted everyone's attention. I can collect more original treasure bones without any worries.

Again. "

The bluestone passage that had just been built under the power of runes was destroyed again.

Unfortunately, this time, the Virtual God Realm did not reward him. Instead, a dark cloud appeared above his head and he received a stern warning from the Virtual God Realm.

"Why is this happening again? You didn't stipulate that the passage to the Void God Realm cannot be destroyed."

Shi Hao glanced at the dark clouds above his head, blinked his innocent big eyes, and said embarrassedly.

"What's so great about a person with double pupils? Tell me what other records he has, I'll break them."

Shi Hao said to the people who had gathered around him.

"Little brother, we at Zhulu Academy sincerely invite you to join us."

At this moment, the female war god relentlessly pursued him, her red lips slightly parted, her pearly teeth sparkling, and her voice was even more gentle and pleasant.

"Yes, little brother, join Zhulu Academy and work with me. We will join forces to make Zhulu Academy bigger and stronger and create an immortal holy place. Ten thousand years later, we will be the ancestors."

Xiao Tian also looked at Shi Hao, talking nonsense in a serious manner, but with the blessing of the beast-deceiving technique, many people felt that what he said was very sincere and every word was true.

Of course, on second thought, I felt that this young man was really bold and it was so hilarious.

"Goddess of War, you are a step late this time. I have already reserved this little brother for you. Don't you think so, little brother?"

Xia Youyu also came over. When she saw Shi Hao for the first time, she remembered that she had once given Shi Hao a token to enter the Butian Pavilion, and had directly selected him into the Genius Camp.

"Zhulu Academy is actually quite good."

Shi Hao's eyes rolled around and when he saw the record monument, his eyes lit up. Boom, he punched the record monument into pieces.

Shi Hao also wanted to help Xiao Tian, ​​but he got into trouble.

Chaos filled the air, light rained, and a new record tablet appeared with a new record on it: Destroying the record tablet of the initial location, a serious warning, will result in expulsion from the virtual god world for two years.

"Ha ha--"

Seeing this classic plot, Xiao Tian laughed so hard that his stomach hurt. Oh my god, the little one is so interesting. It’s only been three years since we last saw him, how come he has become so naughty.

Shi Hao looked at Xiao Tian somewhat embarrassedly. This time it was really too embarrassing. When he met Xiao Tian, ​​he just wanted to show off too much. He wanted to tell Xiao Tian that he had become a lot stronger in these years.

But, it seems that something is wrong.

Especially, he was laughed at in front of his elder brother Xiao Tian, ​​and he had no chance to reminisce with Xiao Tian.

However, overall, when the two met this time, although they didn't say a word, they confirmed with their eyes that they were the right person.

"I'm not leaving. You didn't say I can't smash it."

Shi Hao grabbed the Expulsion Portal with both hands and tried to struggle.

Unfortunately, he was still ruthlessly expelled.

That naughty kid was expelled from the Virtual God Realm. The people who gathered around saw a big joke on him, and little Shi Hao became famous.

However, this weird kid Xiao Tian is still alive. He did many things that many men wanted to do but didn't dare to do, and flirted with the female war goddess Yu Meiren.

"Sister Beauty, now all the people who are in the way have left. Don't worry. I will join Zhulu Academy. When the time comes, I will become the white jade pillar that supports the sky and the purple gold beam that spans the sea, just like the magic needle that stabilizes the sea. You can rest assured."

Xiao Tian made up his mind that he must leave an indelible memory for the female war god today. In this world, if you are powerful, you can really do whatever you want.

Besides, he really likes the female warrior and believes that he can bring her sexual happiness.

"Let's have a fight. If you win, I will allow you to enter Zhulu Academy."

The female war god looked at Xiao Tian and said seriously.

There is no way to recruit that perverted kid just now, but if this piece of plaster in front of me is good enough, it is not impossible to try to recruit him.

Chapter 23 Calabash Brothers Heart to Heart [3251] (asking for monthly ticket)

"No problem, let's go fight now."

Xiao Tian was extremely excited. The next moment, he rushed over, carried the female war god on his back and headed towards the wilderness outside.

"Asshole, put me down."

The female war god had a very bad feeling. She found herself in the Blood Moving Realm area and seemed to be no match for the boy in front of her. She was carried away before she could even react.

Being kissed for the first time can be said to be an accident.

The second time she was hugged, it could be said that her attention was drawn away by Shi Hao.

The third time, she was always on guard against Xiao Tian.

As a result, she was completely defenseless against the opponent's continuous actions of squatting down, grabbing her legs, and lifting her up. Even when she used the power of bones to struggle, there was still no result, like a stone sinking into the sea.

The female war god was carried and resisted violently, using all her strength to activate the Zhulu Academy's treasured technique, the pure-blooded Teng Snake technique, the Teng Snake Silk Hand, and fought Xiao Tian in close combat. Her hands were flowing with golden light, and golden snake scales emerged, slamming into Xiao Tian's face.

When Xiao Tian stretched out his hand, his palm suddenly enlarged, and he grasped the two hands of the Goddess of War.

"Stop making trouble. If you don't listen, I'll spank you." Xiao Tian said in a warm tone, as if coaxing a child.

Now, Xiao Tian has further understood the innate abilities of Calabash Brothers. He can split himself into two. Both bodies are his original selves. If one body is injured, the other can also feel it. They are truly in sync with each other.

It is much more profound than the primary and secondary skills practiced by Yuechan of the Butian Sect.