Living with a magical girl, but a weirdo cadre

Although he is no longer fully human.

But he still held on to this will, and a blazing fire began to burn in Gareth's eyes on the far shore, and his whole body seemed to burst out with arrogance:

"bring it on!"

"..."

Crackling (violent handle sound)

“Ohhhhhhhh (Gareth from the far shore roars with all his might)!!!”

Then he was dealt with, and finally killed by a leaping kick from the magical girl controlled by Cong Yu, which reduced almost one-fifth of his health.

lost.

Completely defeated.

"..."

"I won. Do you want to change the game?"

Cong Yu made this comment, not understanding that Gareth Yuan'an had already regarded it as the last nature of mankind, and acted as if it didn't matter to him.

Then Gareth from Yuan'an, who didn't believe in evil, chose the character he was best at and started the second round of battle with Cong Yu.

But Cong Yu never took it seriously.

It was blocked quite casually.

"..."

Gareth from the far shore had a gloomy expression on his face. He wanted to regroup and play another round, but he felt it was meaningless.

Because he lost, humanity lost, truly lost...

"Isn't it just losing a game?"

Having said this, Cong Yu untied her hair tie, shook her head, and then tied her hair again.

She tied her long hair, which had been itching during the game, along her shoulders in front of him and said, "I suggest we try a cooperative game..."

"Do you play Monster Hunter? I'm invincible with the hunting horn. As long as you don't play with the sword, I can take you hunting easily."

"..."

"..."

Far Shore Gareth silently looked away and asked, "King... Although it's a bit strange for me to ask this, why do you have long hair?"

In this regard, Cong Yu fully realized why Gareth from Yuan'an did not respond just now, but he did not point this out.

Thanks to the doctor's transformation, Cong Yu's talents were fully developed, and he possessed powerful magic and physical power that surpassed ordinary monsters.

At the same time, his charm that transcends gender, race, and age has also reached an extreme.

And on this point...

Men are actually more charming than women.

But this does not mean that the other party is Nan Tong.

"The reason for keeping long hair is simple... the body of the king cannot be destroyed by ordinary blades."

"My hair is out of my control, so I can't let it become soft under normal circumstances, so I have to shave my head by myself."

Cong Yu said, turning the handle in his hand: "Have you ever tried to cut your own hair? I don't think the effect would be very good."

A long time ago, Cong Yu tried to cut his own hair. He shaved his hair short while holding the sword Ame-no-Murasakumo, which had not yet been blessed by the kings.

Try to ensure that there are no differences in length.

After seeing this, Xue Nu was obviously trying to hold back her laughter, and then she tactfully suggested... Cong Yu could ask her for help with his haircut in the future.

Then Cong Yu realized that keeping long hair would be the best choice.

After all, the Snow Girl had already expressed in a very euphemistic way that his hair looked like a doghouse.

As for helping him cut his hair...it was obviously a joke between childhood sweethearts and a euphemism for notification, and should not be taken seriously.

(Snow Girl: So angry~)

Chapter 138: Ten Weird Stories in Fengdu?

"Wow, what a cute child!"

The pink-haired loli senior class teacher said this and touched Xiao Cui's head: "How old are you this year?"

"..."

In this regard, Xiao Cui looked at her homeroom teacher who was almost as tall as her, then turned her head to look in the direction of Sister Yaochuan, her face full of suspicion.

This expression is easy to understand.

The other person was obviously an elementary school student who looked about the same age as me, but she said that I could stay in her office and play.

Is this a bit strange?

Xiao Cui's puzzled expression was easy to understand. Even Yao Chuanguang immediately understood what she meant...

(Yao Chuan Guang: What do you mean by "Even if it's Yao Chuan Guang"?)

"Yes, she is really the homeroom teacher of Cong Yujiang and me."

Yao Chuanguang explained this, and then, with the head teacher proudly standing with his hands on his hips, he explained: "She was influenced by a weirdo, so she couldn't grow up."

"Even though she's short and useless."

As Yao Chuanguang spoke, the short head teacher's eyes grew dim... and he looked lost.

But Yao Chuanguang’s introduction was not over yet——

"He has no dignity but likes to show off."

head teacher:"……"

Xiao Cui looked at the short, pink-haired head teacher with pity, as if she could hear the sound of those adjectives turning into sharp swords piercing her chest.

"She's an alcoholic teacher with no hope of promotion, but her father is the principal after all, so she can barely be our homeroom teacher."

After Yao Chuanguang said this, the blonde teacher in the office couldn't bear it anymore. She clasped her hands together and prayed, then left the office.

She was no longer surprised by such things...

Because they are in the second year of Fengdu High School, basically all the teachers have been insulted by Cong Yu...more or less.

For example, the bald teacher Kensaku Takenaka.

For example, one time she picked up the wrong bag and came to work with a cat bag.

However, while Cong Yu was insulting them, he was also concerned about their problems... although some of them could not be completely solved.

For example, on Mr. Takenaka’s birthday, Cong Yu gave him a coupon for a hair transplant hospital, which he kept carefully.

What cannot be solved is probably the situation of Class A’s head teacher. Cong Yu has no way to make her grow up.

So on her birthday, I could only give her a bottle of Johnnie Walker. Although the blonde teacher herself didn't know much about wine, the name sounded very impressive.

In this office, everyone is used to being attacked by Cong Yu. After all, in front of students, Cong Yu still gives them face.

So, when the blonde teacher encountered a similar situation again, she decided to ignore Yao Chuanguang and Xiao Cui, who had obviously learned bad things from Cong Yu.

At this moment, the head teacher was no longer moving.

She was completely stiff and petrified. Under the sunlight, she turned into a stone sculpture and lost consciousness forever.

In this regard, Xiao Cui expressed her deep condolences.

"The single aunt, legal loli, pink-haired dwarf class teacher, from now on... has bid farewell forever on the stage of life that belongs to the legal single, unwanted pink-haired dwarf loli class teacher" - Xiao Cui's eulogy.

"From then on, the stiff head teacher was placed in the park. It became one of the top ten attractions in the Wind City, and tourists from other places loved to see it." - Yao Chuanguang's eulogy.

The class teacher immediately came back to life and loudly complained to the two people who were playing a prank on him: "That's not the case! Why is it so nasty?"

"I have a name, okay? Why do you call me pink-haired, short, and single?"

"Why did Yaochuan say such horrible things, as if I had become one of the top ten weird stories in Fuuto!"

“Ha…ha…huh…”

The head teacher, who had been complaining fiercely, was tired and looked out of breath.

For some reason, she always felt like she had heard other students say similar things before... Who was it?

No, there is no need to [seem] or think about [who it is].

Because the only candidate is Cong Yu.

So, why are Yaochuan and Xiaocui speaking more and more like Congyu... That's enough.

Evil rain.

The culprit who persecuted me.

Damn it!

The head teacher complained to Cong Yu angrily in his heart, with a vicious look on his face, thinking about when to find a boyfriend to prove himself.

When I get home, I’ll urge my dad to arrange a blind date for me!

(Principal: Please forgive me!)

However, Yao Chuanguang and Xiao Cui had no idea of ​​the determination in their head teacher's heart... Who would have known that some people have gone crazy due to lack of love?

Xiao Cui's focus was on the other person's previous words.

"What are the Ten Weird Stories of Fuuto?"

As for Xiao Cui's words, although Yao Chuanguang was a native of Fengdu, he didn't remember much because he didn't do much research.

"Well, it's just a cliché ghost story anyway~"

As he said this, Yao Chuanguang tilted his head, recalling something and said, "The piano that played automatically in the middle of the night, and the boy who disappeared after walking into the alley."

"There are also some black and colorless figures, and strange lightning dogs that occasionally appear on the roadside."

"There are some weird stories, too. For example, there's a poisonous snake that roams around the Fuuto Sea and bites the crotch of drunkards..."

Yao Chuanguang recalled and counted the number: "These should be five of them... But this is no longer popular among young people."

As she said this, Yao Chuan just looked at the head teacher who became excited because they were talking about a topic she was good at, and opened the computer web page to give the two of them some science.

"Hahaha, only at times like this can I clearly feel the generation gap between you and us~"

Yao Chuanguang smiled so sincerely and cheerfully.

The homeroom teacher, who had clicked on the [Top Ten Weird Stories in Fuuto] webpage, froze... Her heart was hurt once again.

She is already an old woman.

"..."

"Hehe, the homeroom teacher... is so lame."

Xiao Cui commented with a smile, then sat on a chair and watched a video introducing the top ten weird stories in Fengdu, her mind already on Brother Cong Yu.

I don’t know whether Brother Cong Yu has been troubled by the Yuan’an family.

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"Farewell."

"Wait... King! I can sharpen my blade very quickly, and I can hold my dragon very steady. I promise I won't let you down, not even once."

"Next time~ Far Shore Gareth!"

In the end, Cong Yu still didn't play Monster Hunter with Gareth Yuan'an...it's not that it wasn't available on his console.

Most game fans should have bought the new game of Monster Hunter.

At least that's the case for those who have a console at home.

When Cong Yu asked Yuan'an Gareth what he was playing, the other party smiled awkwardly and stammered without saying a word.

Finally, it was said to be a melee weapon, and then it was added that it was a light weapon.

Cong Yu thought about it and said that dual swords and one-handed weapons are also good. Although dual swords consume monster meat and one-handed weapons have no special features in the new game, they are stable.