Living with a magical girl, but a weirdo cadre

"My birth was the result of an accident... I already had consciousness when I was still in my mother's womb."

"My parents are human, by the way."

"Since I was born, I have seemed out of tune with the other kids around me because I am born with knowledge and have common sense and thinking similar to modern people, which you can't even imagine. It belongs to the future."

"But I don't want to do anything, even though I am fully capable of pushing human civilization to the next stage."

“Because I feel that these [humans] are different from what I remember humans should be like, whether they are bandits, robbers, or neighbors in the village.”

“I don’t think they’re human.”

"Then I killed the village priest..."

Cong Yu simply said, reminiscing: "I was about eight years old? Or was it ten years old? I was helping out in the village church at that time."

Shuten looked a little surprised at Cong Yu's words: "So Cong Yu, you are European? I thought you were Chinese."

"..."

Cong Yu did not answer this question.

"When the priest was about to bare his fangs at my companion, I simply killed him... and burned the entire church to the ground."

"Then, I and the survivors of the church children were investigated by the Knights. They wanted to find out the monster that possessed us..."

"So I used some tricks and killed half of them."

Yuki Onna had heard Cong Yu's story a long time ago, so she didn't react much, but Shuten was very interested.

"Wait, Cong Yu, you were still a human at that time, right? It's okay to deal with the unarmed priest, but how did you do it with those knights?"

Qili, who was listening nearby, was also very curious about this, but she was unlikely to interrupt and ask in this situation.

Fortunately, Shuten asked.

"In Europe at that time, knights were not magical girls. In other words, magical girls were the same as monsters and were to be executed."

"And knights are naturally human beings. There will come a day when they have to take off their armor, and they also need to eat and drink water... My method is to poison the water source."

Cong Yu said, spreading out his hands, and said: "It's not a lethal poison. It's not that I didn't want to, but it was my mistake."

"I was still immature at that time, and I misjudged the difference in toxicity between [lethal to ordinary people] and [lethal to those who master magic power]. I thought the experimental results could be replicated, so the poison I prepared only killed half of them."

"What happened after that was rather bizarre."

Cong Yu recalled the past and took a sip of the Sprite in the wine bowl: "When we were about to be killed... God's revelation came."

"My friend was chosen to be God's messenger. He condensed a holy blade to annihilate all the knights."

"Then he said, "I see, Cong Yu... I am actually a 'Saint of Heaven' and I was born to rule the British Isles! Want to join us, my brother?'" I thought about it and decided to forget it.

"I said goodbye to him and boarded a ship to Asia. I met the Snow Woman and grew up with her. I stayed with her for a long time and became a weirdo."

Qili finally couldn't help but speak: "Wang... Lord Congyu, when you were still a human, were you friends with Lady Xuenv?"

How did he do that? To become friends with the Monster King as a human being, there must be a huge power gap between them.

The Snow Girl immediately answered Qi Li's question. She chuckled and said, "It's interesting to say that Cong Yu was stronger than me at that time."

Humans...are stronger than monsters?

Looking at the incredible beauty, the Snow Girl said slowly and lightly: "I was just an ordinary weirdo at that time, but Cong Yu was not an ordinary human... He was full of vicious schemes and sinister and vicious fighting skills."

Cong Yu: “…”

I'll take it as a compliment.

"Okay, let's not talk about the past, let's talk about the present... In the present, when Jian Yulei also became a king, the five of us felt confident enough to conquer a city and become kings."

"But this process was much easier than we thought...it seems that our extensive preparations were not particularly necessary."

Cong Yu was a little embarrassed when she said this... Do you think you can be so confident only if you have five kings? You really look down on magical girls.

"It's not that we overestimate you, Qili."

Seeing this, Cong Yu comforted him: "Our original imaginary enemy was the magical girl coalition of Jerusalem and the Vatican."

After hearing Cong Yu's comfort, Qili's mood did not improve much.

Because when Kitato was attacked, the Magical Girls Headquarters must have asked for help, but it was of no use... they didn't come!

Stupid holy city, what’s the use of it?

"Then, I went to the emperor to ask for my resignation, saying that I wanted to temporarily leave my group. She agreed... and then I came to Fengdu."

Seeing Cong Yu drinking a drink and talking calmly, Qili's eyebrows jumped. She felt that the other party had omitted something important.

But she kept her doubts to herself.

After all, she was just a little magical girl, and it was a bit difficult for her to ask in this situation.

"My original idea was to live a simple life, go to school, and enter politics after graduation. I would slowly infiltrate the magical girl organizations and power institutions in the city and neon, and then naturally destroy the corrupt system and replace the parts that needed to be replaced... Then I would master the machine of [Fuuto] and make it independent."

"..."

Qili: It feels like I heard another incredible plan! ! ! !

"..."

"But it seems that this is not necessary, because magical girls nowadays are more sensible and not as annoying as I thought."

"I can rest assured that I can be a relaxed king."

Cong Yu said this while staring at Qili: "I didn't like magical girls originally, and I had no feelings for mortals, but now..."

"I'm starting to like magical girls because they're useful and handy, and they save me a lot of work. To put it bluntly... I like obedient little animals."

"The original magical girl was disobedient, and I didn't like it."

"It's a little different now... you're cute and obedient, which I think is great."

Qili was a little confused, not sure if Cong Yu was hinting at something, but then she thought... Cong Yu now lives with the magical girl.

It seems that we need to do more in this regard...

"But I'm just talking. Please don't worry about it. Otherwise, I'll be in trouble."

beautiful:"!!!"

Could it be that the King of Fuuto could read minds?

"I can't read minds."

And you said you can’t read minds? ! ! !

"I just see too many people who choose to read people's expressions out of fear and dread... I like something more natural and beautiful."

Cong Yu said, watching Qili's expression turn thoughtful, he simply said: "If you need anything, just say it, if there is anything difficult, we can discuss it, if you want to make friends, you have to be upright."

"I'm looking for you because I want your help... It's not an order, but simply a request for help. If you feel it's inconvenient, just speak up."

With that said, Cong Yu walked to the beautiful table and simply extended her hand: "But before that, do you want to be my friend?"

"Throw away all the things in your head, such as [interests], [how to behave in society], [status], etc."

"I'm not asking about [Magical Girl Aoki☆Kiri], but about you...Kiri, let's be friends~"

"..."

I can't say no.

In other words, before Qili even started to think about the question "Agree or refuse?", her hand had already naturally rested on Cong Yu's hand.

It's almost as if the body is moving on its own.

Chapter 149: My Rank is Not as Good as Xiao Cui's

When I realized that the help I needed was [Tamamo and Shuten also want to be kings in peace, see what the association means]...

Qili smiled.

Smile from face to butt.

Peace is good, peace is good...

This is no longer just "helping"; to put it another way, it's like "I can't eat anymore, help me eat the cake."

It’s exactly what Qi Li wants!

So cool!

Since I met Cong Yu, good things have never stopped...

First he could use the tiger's skin to show off his power in the association, then he could openly criticize the leaders and the cabinet, and now good things have happened to him again.

Tamamo and Shuten, these two walking disasters.

The crisis of two time bombs, no...the danger of two time nuclear bombs, was resolved just like that, it was so cool.

The Snow Woman also said that if the effect is good, some magical girl agencies can be asked to return to Kitatoshi to deal with the evil monsters there.

It also saves you from having to clean up wild monsters every day.

……

I'm going to...

This Cong Yu is not just a friend, she is a lucky star!

No, even godfather!

I have been wandering for half my life, and I only regret that I have never met a wise master. If Cong Yu does not abandon me, I am willing to be your godfather!

"Snapped!"

Qili suddenly slapped the photo in front of the man with glasses. In his puzzled expression, her eyes were excited and almost glowing: "Look!"

See photos?

The man with glasses looked down... and found that it was a photo of Qili and several other people, one man, two women, a child and a dog, and one of the men was wearing a mask.

They look like they are having a great time.

Then, the man with glasses focused his eyes on the countless tails that almost became the background of the photo, and then nodded in understanding.

"Oh, I see. The King of the Wind City allowed you to photoshop the photo, and then use the photo of you and the four kings of Neon to scare the leaders above you?"

The man with glasses pushed his glasses up, thinking about something: "He is good to you... or is he using it to scare those cabinet ministers?"

Not a bad guess.

but……

"it is true."

Qili said decisively. She smelled the alcohol on her body and said, "I was invited to attend the banquet of five kings."

"..."

The man with glasses didn't know what to say.

There was no need to doubt whether Qili wanted to deceive him as well. That was probably true. What he needed to consider next was...

"Then I can basically confirm that you came to see me for some purpose, Qi Li, the famous person in the Monster King's group?"

Qili responded solemnly to the other party's words: "The first step is to accidentally spread this photo and let the whole association know within ten days."

The man in the white coat and glasses was stunned by Qili's words. He looked at the photo and then looked up at her: "You... um, what do you want to do?"

"I want to do big things, big things."

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"I am back!"

Cong Yu said this, and then met the eyes of the three magical girls. It seemed that they had already finished dinner.

"Welcome back."

As Xiao Cui waved in response, Yao Chuanguang was about to say something when he felt something was wrong: "Cong Yujiang? You actually went out to drink!"

Cong Yu had no doubt that he reeked of alcohol as to Yao Chuanguang's shock, but he himself didn't drink much.

"I don't like alcohol... and I don't like matcha."

Cong Yu said this, sniffing the collar of his shirt: "I personally prefer more modern drinks, but one of my friends is a heavy drinker."