Living with a magical girl, but a weirdo cadre

"A cafe that provides free food? Hmmmm..."

But I didn't find it. I only saw a strange cafe with a sign in English and Japanese.

It seems that there are many cafes on this street...

With this thought in mind, Cong Yu simply passed by the store.

The two girls dressed as maids standing at the door of the [Echo Maid COF] coffee shop stared in amazement at the long-haired boy holding a flyer passing by.

The boy was even muttering something like "Where is it? The cafe should be nearby."

The two confused maids looked at Yao Chuanguang who was also confused.

Yao Chuan just looked up at the sign of the cafe, then confirmed the look of the two girls dressed as maids.

"No... isn't this the one? Cong Yu? Cong Yu-chan?"

Cong Yu turned around and looked at the signboard of Yao Chuanguang who called her, and then looked at the flyer in her hand: "Ah, we're here."

Yao Chuan was at a loss for words, and the business smiles on the maids' faces also became a little stiff.

Maid: It seems like we have a very strange guest.

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"Two free tasting sets, and... one each of Black Forest cake, cookies, and cheese sticks. Thank you."

Yao Chuanguang said as he handed the order back to the waitress in a maid outfit, then looked at Cong Yu who was playing with her cell phone.

For some reason, she felt like she was a mother who brought her child to eat... No, it should be a sister.

It seemed that he noticed Yao Chuanguang's gaze.

"Let me make it clear first, I have no money."

Cong Yu said lightly.

Yao Chuanguang sighed helplessly and responded: "I know! I know... I'll treat you to the rest."

In response, Cong Yu nodded, his eyes very serious: "Thank you so much, if I have the chance, I will definitely beat you up."

This sounds fine at first, but...

"No need for that, and your pronunciation is weird!"

After complaining, Yao Chuan suddenly felt so tired... Whether it was Xiao Lan or Cong Yu, they were really too mischievous in doing things.

Ignoring the panting Yao Chuanguang, Cong Yu seemed to be in a good mood: "It seems that this store will be free for a long time after it opens. I will eat lunch here every day... maybe dinner too."

Are you talking too loudly? The waitress heard it! She looked embarrassed as if to say, "Should I pretend I didn't hear it?"

Yaochuan just opened her mouth and forgot to thank the waitress who came to deliver the meal. She thought for a long time and finally sighed:

"Actually, I usually cook Xiao Lan's three meals a day at home... Are you... Cong Yu listening?"

Cong Yu: Chew chew chew ~

Cong Yu: ???

It looked like he wasn't listening at all, but I was almost used to it.

Yao Chuanguang sighed and picked up the cup, taking a sip of the sweet coffee that was not bitter... However, she always felt that she had forgotten something.

Maybe it’s not a very important thing?

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Lan Tianzhu (fainted from hunger): ...

Chapter 15: Cafe, Explosion!

"Free, free... Compared to [paid], [free] is something otherworldly and untainted."

Cong Yu said this while wiping her mouth with a napkin: "Things that are not provided in the form of monetary exchange are the opposite of the kicking cat effect. They are the transmission of love between people. I will also accept this love calmly tomorrow."

Yao Chuanguang was sweating profusely after hearing this, and he felt that he was indeed an artist, as he could say "Come back tomorrow to eat and drink for free" in such a fresh and refined way.

"I won't come with you tomorrow...I bought all the cookies and cheese, so don't forget my kindness."

Yao Chuanguang said this and touched his empty wallet with heartache.

"I will definitely not forget it. I am very confident in my memory."

Cong Yu made a promise and left the cafe with Yao Chuanguang, amidst the goodbyes from the maid-dressed staff behind her.

Then, Cong Yu added softly in a low voice that both of them could hear: "At least I won't forget it before I go to bed tonight."

Yao Chuanguang couldn't hold it back——

"You forgot that so quickly! Are you a goldfish?!"

Poor goldfish, to this day, is still being maliciously slandered by the rumor that "fish's memory only lasts seven seconds."

There are many similar rumors, such as "zebra's stripes are to confuse predators", "elephants are afraid of mice", "magical girls' natural enemies are tentacle monsters" and so on.

Although the last item needs to be verified, but if you think about it, you will know... If you are caught at close range, it doesn't matter whether the monster is a tentacle monster or not.

Most of the magical girls are almost gone.

Thinking about random things casually, Cong Yu looked at Yao Chuanguang who was walking beside him: "By the way, why are you thinking about Shangfengdu High School?"

"Even if you want to experience the atmosphere of going to school, there is a special magical girl high school in Central City, right? Although it's probably not as good as the one in Europe."

It is normal for Cong Yu to have such doubts. In fact, many magical girls will not choose to continue to go to school normally after becoming magical girls.

She immediately became a full-time magical girl, usually recording some videos, showing off her training and body shape in live broadcasts, and occasionally filming clips of fighting monsters.

This is the path that many magical girls would choose. Some of them are similar to Cong Yu’s previous life’s [Internet celebrities], [bloggers], or idols.

In response to Cong Yu's question, Yao Chuanguang simply said, "Because my parents always told me to make more friends in school... and told me to go to college if possible after graduating from high school."

As he spoke, Yao Chuanguang put his hands behind his back and kicked the stones on the ground casually: "I used to find them annoying, but now I think about it, I miss them a lot."

"..."

Her expression seemed a little depressed, which was a rare expression on Yao Chuanguang's face, after all, she was usually quite outgoing.

"I'm sorry about that."

So Cong Yu expressed her apology, and then in the midst of Yao Chuanguang's shocked expression, "You actually comforted me?", she spoke naturally -

Cong Yu: "If you don't mind, I can be your new father."

"..."

Yao Chuanguang: “…”

Yao Chuanguang: “???”

Yao Chuanguang didn't know what to say. It was a little funny, but at the same time, he felt that he was taken advantage of. He shouldn't laugh but be angry.

Although what Cong Yu said was really very rude.

But because it was too prank, she really couldn't get angry.

(Guang's father and mother: looking at each other kindly)

When she wanted to complain symbolically, Cong Yu had already changed the subject: "However, there are indeed many coffee shops in this area."

As Cong Yu said this, he looked at the signs of different coffee shops and dim sum shops around him, then turned his head to look at the [Echo Maid COF].

"As a newly opened coffee shop, it really needs to use free methods to attract customers. This is just right..."

Cong Yu originally wanted to say "It's a good bargain for me".

But, when he was halfway through his words.

"boom!!!!!"

Along with a huge explosion, a huge flame suddenly broke out in the shop of [Echo Maid COF].

Along with the dazzling flames and huge roars, there was also a violent shock wave that shattered all the glass in the cafe and several nearby shops.

Yao Chuanguang turned his head when he heard the noise, then he was immediately stunned and asked in doubt: "Huh?"

The meaning of this "Huh?" is probably "What a coincidence? It exploded just after I left the house? Damn it, if I had known and come out later, maybe I could have prevented the explosion. 】

"what?"

Cong Yu's "Huh?" meant "I just said I wanted to eat and drink for free, and the store was blown up? Are you kidding me?"

Then, the two of them watched as some maids who looked injured rushed out, shouting things like "It's a weirdo" and "There's a weirdo!"

What a weirdo...

Cong Yu was so angry that his teeth were itching. He wanted to catch the weirdo who was causing trouble and find out whether he was wild or part of a certain group.

It feels like nothing has gone right since I started living with the magical girl.

Is this the retribution for surrendering to the enemy? Although I haven't surrendered to the enemy yet... maybe.

"Weirdo? Cong Yu, let's go!"

After making a quick assessment, Yao Chuanguang immediately pulled Cong Yu and ran, then rushed into a public toilet.

While Cong Yu was thinking about things related to the coffee shop, she was waiting for Yao Chuanguang to come out of the bathroom.

It is obvious that Yaochuan Guang is transforming.

Many of the magical girls in this world also hide their true identities... Especially those who are working, whose job is to fight monsters.

In order to avoid retaliation from friends and relatives, the transformation must be done away from the public eye.

Although it is neither mandatory nor rigorous, some superficial effort must be made to facilitate the firm's identity blocking.

"Shhhhhh!"

Accompanied by the sound effects and lights in the women's restroom, Yaochuan Guang, who had completed his transformation, immediately flew out and rushed towards the direction of the coffee shop.

"There are monsters everywhere! Please stay away quickly, this is Magical Girl Shining☆-chan! Leave the monsters to me!"

The confident shout also attracted the attention of the surrounding people.

"Wow! It's Shining☆-chan!"

"This is the first time I've seen Shining☆-chan alive!"

"Shining☆-chan! Shining☆-chan!"

"..."

Although he has seen such scenes countless times, Cong Yu still has the same attitude...this group of guys shouting Kira☆Kira☆.

It’s so noisy!

Cong Yu walked through the excited crowd with a look of disgust and moved silently towards the direction of the coffee shop... I wonder what the extent of the damage is?

But I guess the free cake and coffee were gone.

Cong Yu put his hands in his pockets and walked towards the coffee shop against the fleeing crowd, sighing.

Then the next moment, he felt himself being hit from behind.

After turning his head away unhappily, what caught his eyes was an elementary school student, who was obviously frightened by Cong Yu's expression.

"Handsome brother, I'm sorry!"

After bowing and apologizing, the child walked towards the coffee shop, and then felt someone grabbing his collar from behind.

"There are weirdos over there. They are dangerous."

In response to Cong Yu's reminder, the little girl blinked and looked at Cong Yu, who reminded her, with an expression of "What? This big brother is actually a good person?"

Then, under Cong Yu's unhappy expression, she pursed her lips, and her eyes were immediately covered with a layer of mist: "But, Mom is over there."

Is this child's mother in that cafe?

"There's a magical girl over there, so there's no point in you going there. You'll just cause trouble, right? Your mom might already be like that..."

Cong Yu spoke casually.

Suddenly, the little girl pouted and was about to cry: "No, mom is the store manager. She can make delicious snacks. I won't die, wuwuwu~"

"..."

Ah, what a strange logic, but... the store manager?