Living with a magical girl, but a weirdo cadre

"..."

"Hehehe~"

The man was laughing. He seemed to like laughing very much. The corners of the mouth of the bone mask on his face were exaggeratedly raised, and he looked as if he was laughing wildly.

(??)

"Who would have thought that magical girls nowadays would actually wait for the monsters to dissipate. I thought they were just pretenders who would turn their backs on the monsters and leave. Hahahaha!!!"

In response to his words, the woman made an unhappy sound, and the mask on her face still showed an unhappy expression...

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"Sooner or later I will smash your head into your own abdomen."

Regarding this…

"Hey, hey, hey, don't talk so scary!"

When the man heard this, he did not show any fear or terror, but instead smiled even more brightly.

Even the black robe on his body began to tremble slightly because of the laughter, revealing a dark silhouette-like body underneath.

"If possible, I hope you can smash my heart with your fist and pierce my brain! Hahaha!"

As the man laughed wildly, the woman said disdainfully: "Where do we get hearts and brains from...If you tell me another joke, I will really kill you."

"Good good!"

After being warned by the woman, the man immediately became much quieter. Although he still had a smiling look on his face, he also knew that the other party might really do such a thing.

"Ah……"

The sneering woman paused for a moment, then continued, "What is the data from this experiment?"

The man who heard this immediately sneered twice: "Ha, as expected, these monsters are made of rotten elemental prototypes. There is no possibility of fusion evolution at all. They can't be considered as one of us at all."

The woman said with disdain, "You're doing this too? You've inherited a lot of bad habits from humans."

"Huh! Bad habits? Ridiculous!"

The man threw the ring aside and used the mouse to copy and paste the report: "The human beings you mentioned with bad habits are the masters of the world~"

There's no way to refute this, but...

"I hope that the 'humans' you mentioned include magical girls, otherwise I won't admit it..."

As the woman spoke, she looked at another companion who was slowly walking in beside her... This companion was not wearing a mask on his face.

Although it is a [mask], it is definitely not on the other person's [face].

But on the back of the other person's hand.

A plain mask that looks ordinary, but is embellished with red tear marks...but the scarlet tear marks are located at the corners of the mouth.

So maybe it's... saliva?

"Have the number of powerful companions increased?"

Judging from the voice, the human silhouette is a mature and reliable brother with a calm tone... the voice is about 30 or 40 years old.

As for the companion who was speaking from behind his hand, the woman's voice was equally disdainful: "Isn't the number of companions increasing? It's just that the companions who were not strong enough were all killed by you...you perverted murderer."

The man with the mask on his hand could not refute the woman's accusation, but he still retorted: "But they are too weak. Weak companions are useless... After all, such weak people are not qualified to be our companions."

"..."

Unbearable.

"You all are, idiots."

In response to the woman's verbal attacks and personal attacks, the man laughed it off: "Well, well, don't worry about it. Then let's immediately arrange the ceremony for the next companion~"

The woman glanced at the man who was saying this and said, "Did you decide on the candidate so quickly this time? Or do you have some bad intentions again?"

Hearing the unhappy tone of the woman, the man clasped his hands together and said, "Haha, how could that be? I'm just making a bold assumption and carefully verifying it..."

"Wouldn't it be better to do more experiments? Can you really bear to watch our kind spend their lives in confusion?"

The man shrugged his shoulders and laughed, while the woman just snorted coldly and agreed with what he said.

But she still had something to say.

"By the way, I think we should go to another place... I heard that there are three monster kings in Neon, which is very unusual."

Regarding this…

"In fact, there are five... Hahaha, if you can't even use a computer, don't take the information you heard from others as a treasure. I'm so happy."

Woman: Amenos!!

Chapter 158: It’s broken, I met Chu Xuan!

"The fifth move of the expeditionary system - Intertwined Defense - Anti-Military Barrier. The name doesn't matter, but the defensive power is very strong."

Shibasaki Hisamari said this while demonstrating the magic whose principle was [using a lot of thin magic power to condense to the same thickness but consume less magic power and not much decrease in defense].

During the teaching process, Shibasaki Hisamari finally pulled out her magic wand and said, "However, because of the need to ensure stability, this magic shield cannot be moved during use. Sometimes it can become a fatal injury."

From what Shibasaki Kumari said, Cong Yu understood...

Now it really becomes the Navy Type 6. Isn't this just a pure piece of iron?

Thinking of this, Cong Yu couldn't help but think of the weird guy who used his chest to catch Kuga's nuclear kick... He felt like giving him a thumbs up.

Cong Yu was not the only one who thought so. A magic girl trainee also immediately raised her hand and asked like a good student:

"Then why do we need to learn this technique? Wouldn't it be better if we could just dodge the enemy's attacks?"

That hits the nail on the head.

As we all know, the value of defense is usually not as good as the percentage of damage reduction. If your dodge rate is 100% and the enemy has no ability to hit or reduce the dodge rate, then of course you are invincible.

Unfortunately, this is only from a gaming perspective.

"Because sometimes, you have to stand in front of others... Behind you may be an innocent child or your injured companion."

Shibasaki Hisari said something very sensible, and then began to explain the key points of this technique to the people present.

"..."

Cong Yu listened boredly, thinking that there was no need for him to learn it... When necessary, he could call out the Jörmungandr Train for defense.

If Yao Chuanguang, Lan Tianzhu and Xiao Cui met some powerful monster and were about to be beaten, he could just snap his fingers and call out a row of snakes to lie in front of them.

Then the enemy can only stare blankly.

Huh? No, why should I protect them...

Cong Yu thought so, and then she remembered that she had promised to protect them five times... She had played with them for a while at Fengdu High School before, so the number increased to 8 times.

Yaochuan Guang and Lantian Zhu shared these eight chances.

But now Xiao Cui has joined... then let's add seven more times. I'll suffer a little bit and protect the three of them a total of 15 times.

Um...well...ah...

For some reason, Cong Yu felt that this number might increase in the future, perhaps...

Is it an illusion?

"Cong Yu-chan! Look!"

Yao Chuanguang's voice pulled Cong Yu back from his thoughts. When he raised his head, he saw the beautiful shield around her that refracted light like glass.

Like a semicircular shield, it blocked Yaochuan Guang's gaze and protected her body and heart.

Are you learning so fast?

But, are you waiting for me to praise you again?

"Well, Yaochuan Guang, that's great!"

Cong Yu cooperated very well and praised her, clapping for her and touching Yao Chuanguang's head with her hands: "Great~Great~Great~Great~"

Amid Cong Yu's sweet words, Yao Chuan just squinted his eyes in confusion and smiled foolishly...

Cong Yu felt like he was about to become Pavlov the dog.

Now as soon as Yaochuan stuck out her butt, Cong Yu knew that she was asking for praise again and wanted to be touched... It seemed that he was the one who was being trained.

Just like Pavlov who wanted to feed his dog when he heard the bell.

"Then let's do this. You guys train slowly."

Seeing that everyone had almost learned the technique, Shibasaki Hisamari said, and then called out to Cong Yu: "Cong Yu-san, someone from the association headquarters is looking for you. Please come over here with me. I'll take you to find her."

"..."

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Cong Yu thought so, stood up and walked towards the building next to the training ground... He had guessed it long ago.

This training camp is like making dumplings for vinegar.

From the very beginning, the people who organized the training camp had Cong Yu as their target.

"Cong Yu-chan?"

While Yao Chuanguang was fixing her hair and wondering, Cong Yu gave her a reassuring look and then walked into the door.

"..."

Lan Tianzhu was silent, and countless scenes like "Committing Crime in Front of Husband" flashed through her mind in an instant. She looked up at the windows of the building.

I wonder if Cong Yu will be threatened and killed by a lewd magical girl in front of a window in the building where she can see them.

The magical girl was a high-ranking member of the association, and she forced Cong Yu to submit by saying, "You don't want Lantian Zhu XXX, do you?"

This is too easy to deduct...呸呸, this is too much!

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"Here we are. Inside."

As Shibasaki Kumari said this, she opened the office door and motioned Cong Yu to go in... There was a young girl sitting inside.

After all, she is a magical girl, so naturally she is a girl.

The girl with purple hair was watching the training outside on the training ground and didn't seem to notice Cong Yu's arrival.

But that was impossible. No one would fail to notice the door opening, especially since the other party had called Cong Yu over.

Cong Yu didn't care either. To be more precise... he had no reason to care.

If he is unhappy, he will naturally turn around and leave.

Cong Yu simply walked in, sat down on the stool in front of the other party naturally, and asked directly: "What do you want from me?"

This straightforwardness made the magical girl stunned for a moment.

After a moment, she, who had suffered from the Japanese rules, finally reacted and said slowly: "I just want to get to know you and make friends."

Cong Yu did like friends, but he could guarantee that the other party’s purpose was definitely not to make friends... at least not just to make friends.

"Then let me ask directly... May I ask what you want from me? The Yuan'an family has already contacted me."

"The head of the Yuan'an family gave me a cold look and played a childish game with me about who loses patience first. I just said goodbye."

Cong Yu said, looking at the other party sincerely: "So, if you want to do something, I think you should be honest."

The magical girl looked away in embarrassment, because they were actually playing a [childish game] at the beginning.

However, she remained calm and handed an apple to Cong Yu. After Cong Yu shook her head, she took a bite herself and said, "Then I'll be frank. According to the information... you are the experiment subject of the King of Wind City, right?"

Indeed, it has always been like this.

"Hmm, maybe?"

Cong Yu answered casually. He blinked and said, "Actually, I didn't know anything about the experiment. My friend told me about it, and then I found out about it... I felt like I just had a good sleep."

As he said this, Cong Yu was secretly pleased with himself that he actually still remembered the settings he had given himself at that time... He would probably forget them after a while.

“But I don’t think that’s the case.”

The magical girl said this, staring into Cong Yu's eyes: "When it comes to experimental subjects, what do people usually think of?"