Living with a magical girl, but a weirdo cadre

Chapter 165: Here Comes Rod, Here Comes Rod, Here Comes Rod

"Roar, roar, roar! This familiar and youthful body! The ability to heal itself and the abundant physique! And the freak power I've always dreamed of! Oh my! I'm invincible now! Who dares to kill me? Who dares to kill me? Who dares to kill me?"

The pink-haired man who looked to be in his thirties laughed loudly, like King Kong, and pounded his chest with his fists.

"..."

In response, the doctor was silent for a moment, then reminded: "Be quiet, continue to lie down, I want to do an adaptive examination."

At her reminder, the pink-haired man blinked, then immediately lay down again obediently: "Oh..."

But he didn't intend to stop talking: "By the way, I heard from Cong Yu that you and he are good friends. In fact, Cong Yu and I are also friends. A long time ago, I asked Cong Yu..."

doctor:"……"

The silent doctor looked at the file displayed on the screen next to the operating table... Far Shore Rhodes? He was really talkative, a little too cheerful.

This is just a complete chatterbox...

"Please be quiet, it will affect my inspection."

The doctor reminded him again, and Far Shore Rhodes closed his mouth with a look of regret on his face: "Forget it, I was going to talk about Cong Yu's embarrassing story..."

doctor:"……"

I wanted to say something like "please explain in detail", but the doctor just said "it will affect the examination", and now I want to hear embarrassing stories... I feel like I'm being slapped in the face.

Focus on the data for now and ask questions later.

Thinking this, the doctor pulled up a chart and poked points on the screen, causing a sharp needle to pierce Far Shore Rhodes' arm.

……

The mist leakage rate reading is normal.

The healing speed is normal.

Organ fusion was normal.

……

"That's it, you can talk now."

The doctor spoke calmly, his heart full of anticipation for Cong Yu's embarrassing incident...

What to say?

The impression Cong Yu usually gave her was that of a person who "never seemed to make mistakes" and who didn't care about anything.

Even if I forget or miss something, I will simply spread my hands and say "Oops, I forgot" and continue to do my own things leisurely instead of trying to make up for it in a hurry.

When you ask him, he will say it doesn't matter.

In addition, things like [waking up during surgery and being able to watch your heart being cut open without changing your expression], and...

[You asked me if it hurts? Of course it hurts, so please give me more anesthesia next time... Is that not okay? Then forget it. ]

This kind of reaction is more in line with Cong Yu's personality.

It's rare to hear that Cong Yu would make a fool of herself, so of course the doctor was curious!

If she doesn't get an answer, she feels like a magical girl is crawling on her.

Far Shore Rhodes, who had been holding back for a long time, immediately smiled, sat up from the bed and said, "Thank you, doctor. I feel better than ever before. I have been lying in bed for a long time. The pain and torture made me unable to say a word. My granddaughter and grandson came to see me, but I couldn't speak. I wanted to scold my son, but I couldn't do it, but..."

"..."

The doctor remained silent and pressed the screen to untie the restraints on Far Shore Rhodes' feet... It sounded like Far Shore Rhodes and his son did not have a good relationship.

But the doctor didn't care about this. She just wanted to know when she could hear Cong Yu's embarrassing stories from this chatterbox.

"I have thought countless times about what it would feel like to be a monster. I think I would be stronger, healthier, and more powerful. I have also always been curious about what it would feel like to have magic power. Now it seems... Actually, it is just like that. Maybe this is also related to the fact that I can't mobilize magic power for the time being. Speaking of which..."

doctor:"……"

As a last resort, the doctor could only speak and ask the part he wanted to know: "How did you and Cong Yu know each other? What was the embarrassing thing you mentioned before?"

At the doctor's reminder, Far Shore Rhodes stood up from the operating table: "You're talking about this... At that time, Fengdu was just a prototype."

As he said this, Farshore Rhodes showed a reminiscent expression, and then he saw Cong Yu walking from the doctor's office into the operating room.

"Ah, Rod, long time no see."

Cong Yu greeted him like this.

Doctor: “Tsk…”

Amid the unhappy tut sounds, Cong Yu looked at her in confusion, and then said to Rhodes who gave her a thumbs up: "How does it feel to be young again?"

In response, Rhode showed a healthy and cheerful smile: "Haha, great, Cong Yu... You will never grow old, so you may not understand that I can jump and walk now, just like the roots of the iris that have withered for a long time, and now new branches have grown. I..."

Cong Yu and Yuan'an Rhodes have known each other for a long time, so he chose to interrupt the other person decisively: "Are you hungry? I'll treat you to ramen."

If he wasn't interrupted, Rhodes would have gone on and on for a long time.

"..."

"Ramen...Okay, I want to eat Jiro's. It's really nostalgic. I haven't eaten anything with heavy oil and salt for a long time."

Far Shore Rhodes said this with emotion: "But, Cong Yu, do you have money now? It was obviously me who treated you before."

He vaguely remembered that Cong Yu was almost penniless at that time, and he treated her to every meal.

Cong Yu did not answer the question, but looked at the doctor and asked, "What about you? Do you want to have lunch together?"

Then, as the doctor shook his head, Cong Yu and Yuan'an Rhodes left the operating room... They hadn't seen each other for a long time, so they wanted to reminisce about the past.

doctor:"……"

Could it be that Cong Yu could ever be so miserable?

Thinking of this, the doctor recalled the past... Indeed, when Cong Yu first joined the 22nd Group, he was still a not-so-strong weirdo.

Although he is a field worker, he rarely goes out for field work because he has to cooperate with his own experiments, so he does not receive much subsidy.

But what the doctor didn't expect was...

It turns out that before Cong Yu became king, he had already known the people of Yuan'an family?

Then this [friend] still has some value.

With this thought in mind, the doctor slid across the screen and brought out the operating table containing the next surgical material from the compartments on both sides of the operating room wall - it was the body of a female monster.

In other words, it has completely lost its self-awareness and can only be described as a "corpse" that is still alive.

The scalpel was spinning in the doctor's hand, making a knife flower.

Her eyes swept over the gills on his cheeks, and then looked at his beautiful body...

……

But some [friends] may not be so valuable in Cong Yu's heart... Speaking of which type, which one am I?

The doctor thought so while looking at [Cong Yu’s friend] in front of him.

Then he fell into a brief contemplation...

Chapter 166: The Ugly Appearance of the Far Shore Couple (Sour)

"I'm so full, but the ramen is really delicious..."

Far Shore Rhodes muttered to himself, lamenting the end of his long bland diet... To be honest, he felt that the ramen was a bit salty.

Therefore, I drank a lot of water.

Even after my body got younger, my taste seemed to have not yet fully adjusted.

It is said that as people age, their sense of taste declines, and their taste becomes heavier...

Rod's conclusion from personal experience is that this is true.

Even after that, I couldn’t taste anything I ate...my body had completely aged.

So, when Cong Yu treated him to ramen, he couldn't help but eat a lot, but he obviously filled his stomach too full.

It was just like him, who had not been able to speak for a long time, and after being able to speak again, he chatted with Cong Yu and made the other person smile bitterly.

Now that his desire to talk has been satisfied, he probably won't sound too long-winded... well, probably.

Thinking of this, Rod, who was leaning against the door of a house on the far shore, was unexpectedly silent and hesitant.

He was hesitating.

He is thinking...

then……

"Ah! It's a waste to go home and sleep directly after eating so much! Why don't I go find a place to hang out?"

Talking to himself, Far Shore Rhodes decided to start his first nightlife after regaining his youth.

"..."

"Don't you want to go home so badly, dear?"

The girl's voice came from the door, her tone was unpleasant but also carried a strong emotion as if she was reminiscing about the distant past.

Far Shore Rhodes: “…”

As his body stiffened, the door opened, and a young girl with a temperament like a Yamato Nadeshiko from a bygone era looked at him.

"He's still middle-aged..."

With this comment, the girl looked at Far Shore Rhodes, who looked to be about thirty years old, and asked: "Did you ask for it?"

In response, Far Shore Rhodes smiled apologetically.

"No, that... the doctor said that according to my situation, as my mentality becomes younger, my body will continue to become five to ten years younger, so for now, I am allowed to stay as I am. Otherwise, if I stay in my twenties, I might gradually turn into a child, and then I will have to undergo another surgery. She thinks it is too troublesome, and I think it is too troublesome too, so I thought about it and it is really..."

"..."

The girl smiled gently at the chattering Far Shore Rhodes: "Very good, you are still so... cheerful."

As she said this, the girl pulled Rod into the house and said, "Come in quickly. You've been standing at the door. It feels like a community employee is coming to fill out a questionnaire with me."

Community employee Far Shore Rhodes smiled awkwardly and closed the door behind him: "Um, Gardenia..."

In response to his words, the girl who was looking for slippers in the shoe cabinet said "Hmm?" and waited for Rhodes from the far shore to continue.

Far Shore Rhodes: “…”

He used to be a talkative person, but for some reason he couldn't find any topic to talk about. He just stared blankly at the girl's long pink hair.

It is worth mentioning that both Far Shore Rhodes and Far Shore Gardenia have pink hair, but this is just a coincidence.

It doesn't mean that there is any other relationship between them other than husband and wife...such as blood relationship like brother and sister.

Just like their son, grandson and granddaughter all have pink hair, but this does not mean that they are Yuangi Zhiya's biological children.

Magical girls cannot have children.

Although it's cruel, this is the reality.

"..."

In the gentle silence, Far Shore Rhodes found what he wanted to say: "After so many years, my family hasn't changed at all...Ahahaha."

Although, this falls into the category of making small talk.

"Hasn't the Far Shore Mansion changed at all? I secretly went to see it before, and even the wood hasn't been renovated. It smells like decay."

Yuan'an Zhiya said, and found the slippers that Yuan'an Rhodes used to wear: "Besides, I have also kept up with the times. I bought a TV, a computer, and a mobile phone... But I still don't know how to use a computer."

As she spoke, Yuangi Gardenia walked towards the bedroom.

Far Shore Rod was still there studying the TV in the living room.

"..."

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"..."

"what?"