Living with a magical girl, but a weirdo cadre

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Chapter 190: Xiaolan decides to lower his intelligence

"Good morning, my two masters. What would you like to eat, meow?"

The maid in the maid cafe asked this, handing the menu to Lan Tianzhu and Xiao Cui: "Meow meow recommends the signature afternoon tea combination meow~"

In response to her words, Xiao Cui looked at the signature afternoon tea combination on the menu... a cup of cappuccino and a piece of tiramisu cake.

The price is 42 yuan.

Well, it’s not cheap, but compared to other desserts on the menu, it’s a pretty good deal.

After all, this is the Wind City, and the prices are not comparable to places like Fengsha Village... There is no coffee shop in Fengsha Village either.

Moreover, this is the Red Heart Commercial Street, which is considered a luxurious area.

Moreover, it’s a maid cafe… If you think about it this way, the price of this set can be considered good value for money.

"Well, then let's have two of our signature afternoon tea sets, plus..."

Xiao Cui said, flipping through the description and pictures on the menu: "Two small puffs... and one sugar cube."

"..."

The maid waitress recorded it silently, but...why did it look like the guests were from the older sisters, but it was the younger sister who was ordering the food?

Is it the setting that the younger sister is more powerful?

"Okay~ Master, please wait a moment, meow!"

The maid waitress at the cafe said this, turning away and heading towards the kitchen.

Xiao Cui put down the menu and looked around while saying, "Sister Lan Tian... is it okay to have cake for lunch?"

As she said this, Xiao Cui sighed maturely: "If Sister Yaochuan knew about this, she would definitely scold us."

Lan Tianzhu was not very worried about this. She kept a calm face and said, "Xiao Guang won't be so strict. Besides, we are spending her money."

This sounds strange, because generally speaking, it is when you use other people's people that others will be more angry.

But Xiao Cui imagined it...and it was true.

The feeling that Yao Chuanguang gives people is that kind of person...

It's okay if I spend her money, but if I spend my own money, I feel like she will remind me not to spend money recklessly.

It’s embarrassing to say that Xiao Cui felt in Yao Chuanguang the motherly love that she had been missing for a long time, or even had never felt before.

Yao Chuanguang should not be stingy in spending money on them.

"Speaking of which..."

Xiao Cui thought of something. She looked at Lan Tianzhu curiously: "Sister Lan Tian also gets paid, right? Where's your money? Do you save it all?"

Lan Tianzhu nodded gently to the curious Xiao Cui.

"Well, keep it."

Lan Tianzhu said this with a gentle look in his eyes: "It's my wish - I want to buy a house in Central City."

I originally thought that I could live with Xiaoguang in a small house... But now it seems that's not possible.

As the family grows, the house needs to be bigger.

Xiao Cui: "..."

"If Brother Cong Yu heard what you said, Sister Lan Tian, ​​he would be so angry that he would faint."

Xiao Cui said this, and then looked at the cat-eared maid waitress who came over with meals for two people. She took the food and thanked her.

Then, together with Lantian Zhu, we watched the waiter cast a love magic that would make the cake taste better on the cake and coffee...

Of course, it wasn't real magic, just waving fingers, speaking made-up lines and fake spells...

Boys might be more interested in this?

Amid Xiao Cui and Lan Tianzhu's expressionless faces, the waiter ran away in the awkward atmosphere.

So, the target audience of maid cafes is not elementary school students and junior high school students. Damn... it makes her look like a weird older sister.

"..."

"Why did Cong Yu faint from anger?"

In response to Lan Tianzhu's question, Xiao Cui happily ate her cake and replied, "Haven't you noticed? Brother Cong Yu really likes Fengdu."

"If I hear that you want to buy a house in Central City, I'm sure they'll ask you why you don't buy a house in Fengdu, and they'll also ask... How is Fengdu inferior to Central City?"

"Surely it will be like this?"

Lan Tianzhu was stunned for a moment by the cheerful Xiao Cui, and then realized that it was indeed the case... but this was followed by another round of palpitations.

Yes, it was Cong Yu after all. If he really was...

So it's only natural that I like Fuuto so much.

No... there must be some misunderstanding.

Lan Tianzhu thought so... No matter what she thought in her heart, she decided that she must think so.

Until the truth was revealed, she forced herself to keep silent about it...she closed her heart and stopped herself from thinking too much.

Even if it's self-deception.

"..."

“This cafe has a great environment~”

Xiao Cui said this while looking around the decoration of [Echo Maid COF]. The environment here was quite elegant.

Although the decoration is not gorgeous, it reveals a carefully designed feeling everywhere, and there are various small decorations, which looks very cute.

Then, Xiao Cui saw the door and a woman in a plush coat walked in...but it was summer.

Xiao Cui thought so, and watched with Lan Tianzhu as the woman walked straight to the stairs, and then, at the call of a store manager dressed in OL clothing, she went up the stairs to the second floor.

"Is that person a magical girl?"

Xiao Cui asked Lan Tianzhu curiously. She recalled the age of the girl: "Can I become a magical girl in my twenties?"

"..."

Lan Tianzhu: "..."

Looking at this store manager, Lan Tianzhu felt that he looked familiar... She silently flipped through her phone and found Cong Yu's Twitter.

Compare it with the tweet Cong Yu posted a long time ago and the photo with this store manager.

Lan Tianzhu confirmed that the manager of this store seemed to have a relationship with Cong Yu. In that case...is that woman a weirdo?

Could this be...

The headquarters of the monster group, right?

Lan Tianzhu did not say anything after making such a guess, but shook his head as if nothing had happened.

"Probably not. Maybe she really likes that coat... and there's air conditioning in the cafe."

As he said this, Lan Tianzhu looked at Xiao Cui who was nodding her head, and felt a little sad... Why was he still helping Cong Yu cover up?

Isn't this pure dog licking?

Sometimes, it feels better not to guess than to guess. At least in that case, she would feel much more comfortable.

Being too smart may not be a good thing.

Lan Tianzhu decided to take a good hard look at himself tonight...to lower his IQ and reasoning ability which should not be improved.

Yes, that's right, so please forgive me for breaking the rules, God...

I just want to lower my IQ, I can't help it... Definitely not, definitely not my teeth!

(Kami Sama: You continue, I am listening)

Chapter 191: Tianwu Killing Dao! Cutting off the Father's Dao!

What is beyond the universe? Are there aliens?

Lan Tianzhu thought so while panting, resting on the bed with his eyes closed... a myriad of thoughts running through his mind.

Is desire her unsatisfied instinct, or what she truly desires in her heart?

Does the fact that magical girls cannot give birth to children mean that the people who fall in love with magical girls are not doing it out of instinct?

What is the meaning of life?

Where do I come from and where am I going...

……

Lan Tianzhu's mind calmed down, and then she felt the coldness and stickiness of the bed sheets... Smelling the smell in the room, her calm heart became hot again.

I have to wash the sheets tomorrow anyway, so I might as well wet them thoroughly at once!

Thinking of this, Lan Tianzhu, with blushing cheeks and seductive eyes, opened her cell phone and took a look... The battery level was 2%.

But the charger is in Cong Yu's room.

If I go out and get it now...

Forget it, let's go to sleep.

……

No, fucking sleep!

People live to buckle, there is no need for so many restrictions, I will buckle! 360° Thomas turn buckle on the bed

Can't I deduct it if there are no side dishes? Are happy beans so inconvenient? ! I'm deducting all of them.

Lan Tianzhu strangled the pillow with one hand, clamped the innocent pillow with his thighs, and stretched his hand in the middle: "Don't move! Cong Yu!"

(Pillow: You got the wrong person!)

This is the pillow that Yaochuan Guang gave her. It has an animal pattern that is half the height of a person. It is quite cute... but the pattern is now deformed by Lan Tianzhu's legs.

"Uh-huh..."

"Look, I'm going to do you!"

(Pillow: Oh my god, let me go!)

"Mmmmmmm..."

"Just beg for mercy, it's no use..."

(Pillow: Who is begging for mercy? Are you sick?!)

"If you want to blame someone, blame yourself for walking around and seducing me every day!"

“Hmmmm ohhhh…”

(Dakimakura: Is it coming? Stop… Stop it!!)

“Cong Yu! Cong Yu!! Cong Yu, Cong Yu, Cong Yu, Cong Yu, ahhhh!!!”

(Pillow: Yaochuan Guang, please save me!!!)

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"Well?"

Yao Chuanguang tilted her head in confusion. She lay on the quilt, straightened up in confusion, and turned her eyes away from the phone.

"What's wrong?"

Lying on the side, Alyssa Togashi asked, poking at the game screen on her phone: "Is there anything you're not used to?"

"..."

Yao Chuanguang relaxed her brows. She felt like there was a cry for help, but it was probably an illusion...

"No, it's fine."