Living with a magical girl, but a weirdo cadre

Chapter 26: Locked on the Rooftop (Physics)

Rooftop... This is a scene that can be found in all kinds of campus romance-themed anime.

But the rooftop of Fudu is undoubtedly the best rooftop in the world.

The wind here is not particularly strong, but you can clearly feel it, and it is super, super refreshing...

It is precisely because of this that Cong Yu chose to live in Fengdu.

"Ahh~"

Cong Yu bit the fried noodle bread in her hand... How should I put it? It tasted good, and the bread crust was a little crispy.

The fried noodles inside are soft and chewy, and the sauce inside is just right, with a sweet teriyaki sauce flavor.

Cong Yu, who was simply eating the lunch treated by Yao Chuanguang, leaned against the wall next to the door and looked at the beautiful sky across the outer fence.

The rooftop has always belonged to Cong Yu.

Sometimes I would take a nap here, and it didn’t matter if I skipped classes in the afternoon… the classes were meaningless anyway.

Because Cong Yu's grades were very good, the teachers didn't say much.

But today, the rooftop welcomed its second guest.

"Cong Yu-chan? Ah, you're actually here..."

First there was the sound of the tattered and rusty rooftop door opening, followed by the voice of Yao Chuanguang.

Cong Yu, who had her eyes closed, opened them helplessly.

At this moment, Yao Chuanguang had already sat down like him, on the left side of the door...which was the other side relative to Cong Yu.

"Wow, what a cool breeze, even though it's not that hot today."

Yao Chuanguang sighed, and also closed his eyes gently like Cong Yu, with his golden hair scattered on her shoulders.

The wind blew, gently ruffling her golden hair.

In response, Cong Yu simply ate the last few bites of fried noodles and bread: "As long as you calm down and go to a higher place, you will find that the wind in the Wind City has always been the same and has not changed over the years."

The wind here is clear and lofty, always the same.

"What do you mean by 'for many years'? It sounds like you're just like your agent, a forty-something office worker."

Yao Chuan was complaining like this, not paying attention to Cong Yu who was looking at him with a guilty look, and suddenly became excited: "But I saw your results, Cong Yu!"

"In last year's exam, you ranked first in the grade! When I was passing by, I heard a classmate say that he would definitely surpass you."

Surpassed me?

Cong Yu hesitated a little and glanced at Yao Chuanguang: "It's true that I ranked first in the final exam last year, but...surpassed me? Do you mean surpassed me?"

Yao Chuanguang: "Almost~"

Much worse, okay?!

To be honest, as a high school that provides happy education to an extremely happy level, the exams here are very simple.

"Can Cong Yu-chan help me with my homework?"

Yao Chuan said this and looked at Cong Yu who had his hands on the back of his head. "I didn't understand much in the morning class. World history was okay, but I didn't understand math at all."

It’s normal not to understand.

"After all, your first year of high school was a long time ago, right? The textbooks changed once, and Kensaku Takenaka's teaching level was also very poor."

Cong Yu responded simply, looking at Yao Chuanguang who was shocked because he called the math teacher by his name, and comforted him: "But you are a magical girl anyway, so you don't need to care about your grades, right?"

Even if they are not magical girls, there are many students who don't care about their grades.

Magical girls can be considered as a stable job in a sense, just like the innocent Choichiro, for whom going to school is just entertainment.

Innocence is the invincible path, so why read the books of sages?

"That's true, but my parents wanted me to study hard when they were alive. They always said that the profession of magical girl is too dangerous."

Yao Chuanguang said with a look of nostalgia and sadness on his face: "They wanted me to be a normal person, and I even had a fight with them about this."

"..."

"I have to say, your parents are pretty amazing. They were able to stay awake at a time when humans are in desperate need of magical girls."

Cong Yu simply said, propping up his chin: "You should be able to feel more or less that the profession of magical girl is not glamorous."

Looking at Yao Chuanguang with his eyebrows lowered, Cong Yu paused for a moment, then spoke again, more seriously: "At least, it's not as beautiful as you think."

That's true, because when Yaochuan Guang hadn't started to be active yet, or had just been fighting monsters for a short time, he thought the work of magical girls was cool and awesome.

But then I found out...

Fighting is fighting, pain is pain, and injury is injury...

"And if a person is killed, then they die; magical girls have this in common with humans."

Cong Yu said simply, and then thought of Lan Tianzhu and other magical girls: "You are actually quite good. There are many magical girls near our residence, but they are all trainees."

In other words, those who have no money, in order to pursue the dream of being a "magical girl", voluntarily train in their spare time between school and work.

It will take at least two and a half years of training to become a semi-qualified magical girl, but will she die in her first official encounter with a monster?

That is the unknown.

"Besides, there are the restrictions of the agency and the contract. Magical girls will also be troubled by the theory of life span... Just like me, I will definitely grow old and die."

Cong Yu was talking nonsense about his lifespan, because monsters were also immortal monsters different from humans: "You would still be as young as you are now...if you didn't die suddenly in the process of fighting monsters."

In fact, being a magical girl is indeed a high-risk profession. Although it is not as dangerous as imagined, it is still quite dangerous.

It is equivalent to a special operations worker, but without a safety belt, safety rope, or safety helmet.

There is a risk of sudden death at any time.

There are actually quite a few magical girls who died at Cong Yu’s hands.

Well, before he became a good man, he was not the kind of person who would show mercy to a woman just because she was pretty. You have to love what you do.

Except for drawing comics.

“Mmmmm… After hearing what you said, Cong Yu-chan, I’m a little scared, but there’s nothing I can do~”

Yao Chuanguang seemed to retreat for a moment, but then he showed a helpless smile: "If I don't do it, who will protect the wind?"

This smile was not handsome, at least it was less dazzling than Yao Chuanguang’s usual cheerful smile, but it lacked that naivety and silliness.

Cong Yu was stunned by what she saw.

"Think about it, Cong Yu-chan... If I hadn't been a magical girl, then the innocent people in the Grass Flower Bank and the children in the park would have been killed by the monsters."

Yao Chuanguang put her hands on her waist and counted the civilians she had saved before, and regained her initial confidence:

"I'm different from those magical girls who only know how to post videos and gain traffic. The reason I'm so popular is because I actually save people!"

"..."

"That's true... But that's your job. Besides, if you don't do it, there are actually many people who will do it."

Cong Yu admitted and retracted her legs.

The sunlight shone on Yao Chuanguang's body, making her hair shine, while the rusty iron gate blocked all the sunlight.

Cong Yu retracted his feet and leaned completely into the shadow, forming two extremes with Yao Chuanguang.

One side is sparkling and bright, the other side is calm and dark.

but……

"Cong Yu-chan! Why are you silent? Praise me instead!"

Yao Chuanguang shouted, and with a "bang", the door that blocked the two of them closed tightly. In an instant, Cong Yu's expression turned into astonishment.

The originally blocked sunlight shone warmly on him, and the sudden brightness made him feel a little blinded, but...

It is hard to say whether it is the Yaochuan light or the sunlight itself that is dazzling.

"Hmm... well... ah... how else do you want me to praise you? Idiot, the key is on the other side of the door."

Cong Yu stood up with a sigh, stretched out his hand to pull the iron door, and sighed again: "Alas, this door does not move at all, as if it is fixed to the space."

"So, may I ask Miss Yaochuan Guang, how should we go down now?"

"..."

Yao Chuanguang: "Eh? Uh, does that mean we can only spend the rest of our lives together on the rooftop?"

Cong Yu: "Are you kidding me? You idiot!"

Chapter 27: Red...Teacher?

It is worth mentioning that Cong Yu’s mobile phone was left in her bag in the classroom, and there were only three lixes (QQ) in her phone that could help her.

They are Minato Namikaze, Hikaru Aikawa, and Nagisa Azura.

There are quite a few others that are of no use at the moment, such as [red], [boss], [doctor], [old colleague (snow)] and other meaningless notes.

Of course, there is also [Editor (female)].

In short, when it comes to work-related communication in all senses, Cong Yu is the type of person who is used to using Lixe to send messages for work.

Therefore, Cong Yu had no way of recalling Minato Namikaze's phone number because he didn't know it from the beginning.

Yaochuan Guang did carry her cell phone with her, but she had not yet added anyone in school as a friend on Lixe, nor did she have a phone number.

So in the end, Cong Yu told Yao Chuanguang the phone number of her homeroom teacher and asked her to come for help.

Although the head teacher is an unlucky and miserable single aunt-level legal loli pink-haired dwarf, she is lucky in some aspects.

For example, always being the XXXth customer at a pub so the bill is free, or having a rare and easy-to-remember license plate number and mobile phone number.

He still knew the phone number of his class teacher [02012345678].

So, in the end, the two of them escaped.

If that doesn't work, Yao Chuanguang will consider transforming here and then using magic power to blast the door lock on the rooftop.

"..."

However, the head teacher's thoughtful expression and the look of not knowing what to say made Yao Chuanguang and Cong Yu feel embarrassed.

But because she was just in deep thought, the two of them didn't know what to say.

"Yes, classmate Cong Yu and classmate Yao Chuan."

The head teacher said, and then organized his words in his mind, and then said: "Although Fengdu High School doesn't matter, we should pay attention to the impact more or less."

In this regard, Yao Chuan was so embarrassed that he almost dug out a three-bedroom apartment with his toes.

"I just went to the rooftop to eat, and asked Yaochuan Guang to buy me some fried noodles and bread, but she came over and closed the door."

Cong Yuze made a decisive explanation, and then implemented the [penalty of looking down] on the dwarf head teacher who tried to defame his innocence with empty words.

Cong Yu, looking down from above, questioned the head teacher: "However, a teacher who is drunk all day long actually has the nerve to say that he should be careful about the impact?"

In an instant, an embarrassed expression appeared on the head teacher's face.

But Cong Yu continued to speak, saying: "I remember you once pursued a student and shouted, 'I want to fall in love! I don't care even if she's a female student!' Did you get scolded by the principal?"

From Cong Yu's words, Yao Chuanguang almost instantly got to know the head teacher of both classes again.

Moreover, without realizing it, she took two steps back and hid behind Cong Yu.

A small action caused great harm.

head teacher:"……"

Yao Chuanguang immediately exchanged glances with Cong Yu - it seemed like she was about to cry, Cong Yu, you are like bullying a child, you have such a mean heart.

But it was obvious that others could not understand her complicated expression.

Cong Yu didn't know what was wrong with Yao Chuan's winking eyes. He looked at the dejected head teacher and comforted him:

"The world is so big, there should be a lot of people who like you, the homeroom teacher... If you can stop drinking and get drunk less, you'll be quite likable."

The young head teacher's eyes lit up at Cong Yu's words: "So, if I quit drinking, will Cong Yu be willing to date me? What about Yao Chuan?"

Cong Yu did not answer, but twitched his lips and scolded: "Don't push your luck!"