Living with a magical girl, but a weirdo cadre

"and……"

As he said this, Yao Chuan just glanced at Lan Tianzhu who had left the room, and said, "If I die, I feel that Xiao Lan will not be able to escape either."

"..."

Yao Chuanguang said these things in a light-hearted manner, but this made Xiao Cui feel indescribably heavy in her heart.

The life of a magical girl may seem bright and beautiful on the surface, but there is endless darkness behind it...

No, the darkness has an end.

It will end with death...

With this thought in mind, Xiao Cui signed the contracts one by one and watched the signed contracts being stamped with a red seal by the staff.

The blood-red seal looks particularly eye-catching.

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"Ahhh... chew chew chew~"

"..."

Lan Tianzhu left the room and stood in front of the vending machine chewing something. Cong Yu came over curiously and asked, "What are you eating?"

In response to Cong Yu's answer, Lan Tianzhu showed the package in his hand and said, "Hechengtianxia... This Hechengtianxia fruit is big, has a good taste, and is full of flavor."

Where did Neon come from? !

Otto, right?!

"Ah, Xiaolan, you are eating betel nuts again..."

Yaochuan ran over and sighed as he looked at Xiaolan, who had to chew some betel nuts from time to time after quitting smoking and drinking.

"..."

"I eat it once in a while...I usually eat candy."

Lan Tianzhu said this, then looked towards the direction of the room in the distance: "You are not following Xiao Cui anymore?"

To this, Yao Chuanguang simply responded: "I went to take pictures, and it will be fine after the pictures are taken... How about we have McDonald's for lunch?"

Anyway, Yaochuan is the one who cooks at home, so she has the final say.

So no one has any objection.

"Come to think of it, there are more and more people applying to be magical girl trainees recently... Is it because we are more popular, or are there more people with better adaptability to magic?"

Lan Tianzhu asked this, and Yao Chuanguang, who hadn't noticed this, tilted his head: "Really? I feel like there were quite a few in the past."

In response, Hong put her hands in her pockets and said, "Maybe it's both. There are more people who want to be magical girls because they admire you, and there are more candidates for magical girls with magic suitability..."

"Because monster attacks are more frequent, the number of magical girls is also increasing. This is not a good sign."

Potential magical girls will be affected by magic due to monster attacks, in other words, they will be stimulated and awakened.

More magical girls means more frequent monster attacks.

Lan Tianzhu: "..."

Yao Chuanguang: “…”

It's really strange to hear someone who works for a weirdo group keep saying "this is not a good sign".

As if noticing the two's thoughts, Hong defended herself and the 22nd Group: "We are an organization that has escaped from vulgarity. The attacks from those weirdos you usually encounter have nothing to do with us..."

Yes, that's why the monster attacks in Fuuto seem to be of such poor quality... They are just unorganized and undisciplined wild monsters.

Before Hong finished her words, she nodded with emotion: "This is the specialness of Fengdu, and it is also the path chosen by Cong Yu."

Cong Yu: “…”

Red: "Ah..."

It’s broken, I just said it smoothly.

"..."

Yao Chuanguang didn't find anything wrong and directly understood it as [Cong Yu arranged the group not to attack Fengdu] or something like that.

Anyway, everyone knows that Cong Yu is a member of the weirdo group, so it doesn’t matter.

However, Lan Tianzhu understood what Hong wanted to express after listening to it. He looked at Cong Yu with his eyes slanted... with a smile on his face.

“Ha… this is… cough cough cough!!”

Lan Tianzhu was halfway through his words when he suddenly choked up and started coughing violently. He propped his hands on the wall and kept coughing: "Cough! Cough!! Cough!!!"

It looked like he was trying to cough something out, but failed.

Yao Chuanguang: “!!!”

"Did you choke?!"

Yao Chuan asked this, and then patted his face with tears streaming down his face.

Lan Tianzhu’s back: “bangbangbang!!!”

But it's obviously useless.

Lan Tianzhu choked completely.

"..."

"Let me do it……"

Having said this simply, Cong Yu pushed Yao Chuanguang aside, then stood behind Lan Tianzhu and put his hand through the other's arm.

I wrapped my arms around Lan Tianzhu's abdomen, with my palms facing inwards, between my navel and ribs...

"Be prepared to blow your last breath... eh!"

As he said this, Cong Yu exerted force instantly, and suddenly pushed his palm against the soft tissue under Lan Tianzhu's diaphragm...

"cough!!!"

He Chengtianxia was sprayed out.

"..."

“Ha…ha…I’m saved.”

Lan Tianzhu said this with a pale face, his voice was very hoarse and he looked like he was sweating profusely.

Logically speaking, she could have used her magic power to blast the betel nut that was blocking her throat into pieces, but she choked suddenly, so her mind went blank.

Red: "Oh, isn't this the... Heimdall Maneuver?"

"..."

Although there were some inexplicable mistakes in Hong's words, it didn't matter. It was a good thing that Xiao Lan survived.

In fact, it’s not that serious.

With this thought in mind, Cong Yu pinched Lan Tianzhu's face and said, "If you eat betel nut again, be careful of swelling in your cheeks."

"..."

"Um...I won't eat it anymore, I'm quitting!"

Xiao Lan said this, clasping her hands together with a very pious look: "I want to quit everything, smoking, drinking, and taking big fruits. I have never touched gambling or drugs... From now on, I will be the four good magic girls of the new era."

Four good magical girls are okay...

However, it is best not to touch these things.

Cigarettes, alcohol, etc.

Wait? Did I miss something?

Chapter 363: Little Blackie! The Devil!

After eating and drinking their fill at McDonald's, the group couldn't go home immediately... To be more precise, there was no need to go home immediately for the time being.

When going out, I naturally have to take the video that Xiao Cui needs for joining the team.

It was just like when he filmed the video for Lan Tianzhu before - because of the popularity of the Fuuto team, the shooting studio could be used for free.

Once the magical girls who have paid now have used up their money, they can go straight in to record... although it's not like anyone can't afford that money.

However, this may be the joy of being a prostitute...

Rather than renting such semi-open professional facilities, it is better to [borrow] them in a personal way, which is actually a good thing for the firm.

As the backbone of the team, it is better to have such personal connections.

"..."

Xiao Cui was a little confused, listening to the noise in the recording studio.

[Hello, all the fans; I am Kun☆chan, a magical girl trainee who has been training for two and a half years. I am good at singing, dancing, rap... Music! ]

Cong Yu: “…”

Cong Yu was silent for a moment, and then couldn't help but say, "I remember when we accompanied Lan Tianzhu to the recording session, the magical girl Lu Renjia introduced herself in the same way... Is this a template?"

There are still too many little black guys!

In response to this, Lan Tianzhu first shook his head and then nodded while listening to the song [You walking towards me make me excited~baby~oh~].

What does it mean?

"The last time we came here, there was a magical girl trainee who introduced herself in such a weird and awkward way, didn't she?"

Yao Chuanguang helped explain, while opening his phone: "Because the song and the dance moves are so magical, it became popular on Metuber, and many people imitated it and introduced themselves."

Good, very good. This reason really gives me an inexplicable sense of déjà vu.

“Should I sing too?”

Xiao Cui couldn't help asking this, her brows were twitching... It felt like singing a song like that was super embarrassing.

"No need... In fact, the heat is almost over."

Lan Tianzhu said this while holding a lollipop in his mouth: "Besides, you are actually popular, so you don't need to attract people in this way."

Indeed, Cong Yu had already drawn Xiao Cui's portrait in advance.

I'm just waiting for the company behind Magical Girls Duel, Tianshu Entertainment Co., Ltd., to contact me and ask for Xiao Cui's manuscript.

How to say start work early? Start work early.

This is called inside information!

What’s more, the situation inside couldn’t be any more internal…it could no longer be summarized as the so-called “uncle party”.

It was probably something like [Oh my god, this magical girl you are talking about slept in the same bed with me yesterday (covering face and crying with laughter)].

In a nutshell, although it is the truth, it seems that only a great player in the gaming field can say it.

"Then how should I introduce myself later?"

Xiao Cui was still a little confused, and Yao Chuanguang dug out her previous videos and Lan Tianzhu's statement of joining the team and showed them to Xiao Cui.

"First of all, let me introduce myself. Oh, by the way...didn't Cong Yu prepare a script for Xiao Lan before?"

Thinking of this, Yao Chuan just glanced at Cong Yu, then thought again: "Forget it, it's not good to always trouble Cong Yu."

As he said this, Yao Chuanguang began to design for Xiao Cui.

lines.

"Just say [I am Magical Girl Xiaocui, and from today on I have officially become a member of the Fuuto team], and then..."

"..."

The dog has grown up, and I am moved to tears.

Thinking of this, Cong Yu nodded with emotion, and then noticed a food truck passing by on the street out of the corner of her eye.

Yes, a food truck.

Neon also has mobile snack vendors, but most of them are converted from vans. Although there are also pushcart vendors, they are not common.

However, this was obviously not the reason that attracted Cong Yu's attention.

"..."