Living with a magical girl, but a weirdo cadre

"!!!"

Zong Zheng Ximei reacted reluctantly, crossing her hands to block Xiaoying's flying elbow... With the huge force transmitted from her arms, she stepped back vigorously.

Although it was a bit painful, she still clenched her teeth, received, dissolved and dissipated the force, and stood firmly on her feet.

Connect! Transform! Send!

"Master Xiaoying... why are you launching a sneak attack? And you only reminded me not to look around after you had already started the sneak attack."

Soumasa Kimi complained while panting, rubbing her arms as her magic began to surround her body. She had to be more serious next.

Xiaoying smiled slightly: "To be honest, there should be a chance for a sneak attack before the greeting!"

Is this a sneak attack of justice?

Aieeeee! Lord Xiaoying?! Why Lord Xiaoying? !

Although she was speechless, Zong Zheng Ximei still nodded, and then... raised her hand and a fireball appeared!

"Master Xiaoying! Take my fireball sneak attack!!!"

The fireball that had been hidden in Zong Zheng Ximei's hands for a long time came in front of Xiaoying at an extremely fast speed.

Next, one thing will soon be proven.

Then - even if it was Xiaoying herself who was teaching others not to look around, she would still suffer the consequences of being attacked.

"Wow!"

Xiaoying also didn't have time to react. Although she could have taken the hit head-on, she chose to hit the fireball back like playing tennis.

"Try this!"

Zong Zheng Ximei swung his tail quickly, and the magic power attached to his tail hit the fireball back with stronger force and greater power.

"interesting."

Xiaoying commented, using her palm as a tennis racket, waving her hand to pull the fireball back again: "Then I'll play with you!"

"What about this?!"

"continue!"

"drink!"

"Still a long way to go!"

"..."

The two soon began to play a very dangerous game of tennis in the bar...back and forth, the speed of the fireball became faster and faster.

"Wow, that's incredible."

Hong said this, looking at Xiaoying's feet: "Cong Yu, look, the position where Xiaoying has been standing has drawn a circle!"

Yes, Xiaoying's feet have not moved at all, and the trajectory of her footsteps seems to form a circle with herself as the center.

This will save her a lot of energy.

"..."

Cong Yu drank Coke silently without saying anything.

In other words, at this moment, Cong Yu was no longer able to complain about this skill that only appeared in the [Superpower Tennis Animation].

However, such tennis matches soon came to an end.

Because Zong Zheng Ximei couldn't catch it...

"Ouch! That's bad!"

The fireball, emitting an extremely dangerous aura, passed by Soumasa Kimi's arm and instantly flew towards Hong.

Hong, who was still talking to Cong Yu, didn't notice the approach of the fireball at all and was still talking:

"Since last night, I feel like my luck has suddenly gotten really bad. It seems like all the electrical appliances in my house want to kill me... Wait, eh?!"

Sensing the approaching heat, Hong turned her head.

"bump!"

The scorching heat covered her face.

"Quack!!!"

Hit friendly forces!!!

Chapter 375 Death is coming?!

I got scolded...but not Red.

Hong was beaten and suffered an unexpected disaster.

……

Xiaoying and Zong Zheng Ximei, under the watchful eyes of the weirdos in the bar, knelt in front of Cong Yu in a sitting position.

Cong Yu kept lecturing!

It looks a bit like the meme picture of the kitten with a replaced mouth and the aggrieved kitten, except that there are two aggrieved kittens this time.

Cong Yu: "Meow meow meow meow meow meow!"

Xiaoying: "Hmm cat~"

Zongzheng Ximei: "Yeah, cat..."

Cong Yu: "Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow!"

Xiaoying: "Hmm cat~"

Zongzheng Ximei: "Yeah, cat..."

"..."

Seeing the usually domineering Xiaoying being scolded, the weirdos around him all said that they had learned something new and wanted to take the opportunity to see more.

However, Xiaoying felt resentful towards these people's gazes.

Although Xiaoying was just a silhouette, her specific expression could not be seen, but it was obvious that what she meant was -

[If you continue to watch the fun, you will be dead. ]

As a result, she turned around and threatened, but was caught by Cong Yu: "What are you looking at? Huh? You like to play so much, right? What if you burn down the bar?

What to do? "

"Luckily you hit the red one. What if you hit a companion with weaker tolerance and killed them on the spot?!"

As he said this, Cong Yu reached out and poked Xiaoying's temple, making her beg for mercy repeatedly.

Zong Zheng Ximei, who was watching from the side, trembled with fear.

The weirdos who were watching all this were stunned, as if they had seen a new world...

"Let's not watch it...it's a bit scary."

A weirdo suggested this, and he turned his head and glanced at Lord Xiaoying who was being scolded by Cong Yu without leaving a trace.

It’s not that I’m afraid of anything else, I’m simply afraid of Xiaoying’s revenge.

"No! I want to see!"

The other weirdo obviously disagreed, and he shouted excitedly: "Seeing this scene is worth the price of admission even if I die!"

Poor Hongxia Wuhong was looking at herself in the mirror, tearing off the scabs from the burns on her face pitifully.

He looked exactly like Carlos Mario who had received an electric shock therapy from Jian Yulei, and was complaining about his bad luck in the past few days.

In other words, her luck hasn't been good since she started working overtime late into the night.

But it has become more serious in recent days.

Yesterday she went into the kitchen to help Yao Chuanguang, thinking of learning how to cook so that she would have the chance to make loving breakfast for Cong Yu in the future.

As a result, the toaster exploded in front of her.

Pieces of the bread maker flew everywhere like shrapnel grenades, nearly killing her outright.

When I went out last night, I met a drunk truck driver. If Hong hadn't dodged quickly, I'm afraid he would have ascended to heaven.

It's scary, really scary.

If Hong was not a magical girl or a monster, but an ordinary person, she would have died several times in the past few days.

"..."

"It's so scary, like being possessed by an evil spirit."

Dente said this, looking at Red who had a sad face, and soon Telledo discovered something and looked up at the ceiling above Red's head.

The question is, what would be on the ceiling of the bar?

If it were an ordinary bar, there would definitely be lights on the ceiling, but now this bar is more like a bar and dance hall than a simple bar.

So, above Hong’s head, there is a big ball of light.

At this moment, apparently because Hong was at the bottom, the light ball looked a little shaky.

Not good, I feel like I'm about to fall.

Under Tredo's gaze, the screws connecting the light bulb to the ceiling began to shake slightly.

Then there was a crisp "click", as if ice was breaking - a screw collapsed under the weight.

Its metal fragments drew a silver trail in the air and fell to the ground, attracting Hong's attention.

It's just attention towards the ground.

If Hong maintained her original posture, she might be able to notice the abnormality of the light ball in advance, but unfortunately she couldn't.

Soon after, more screws began to break, their sounds interweaving to form a piercing symphony.

At this moment, Hong raised her head and noticed the problem.

"Wo Ai () your mother!"

Red, who was furious, immediately used scarlet magic power to defend himself. At the same time, as the screws broke, the metal frame of the lamp ball began to twist under the pull of gravity, making a faint squeak.

He made a dying sigh.

(Light ball: Who in my family understands, there is an eyebrow pencil that scares whales!)

Finally, there was the sound of metal rubbing against metal, like sharp nails scratching on a blackboard.

"boom!!!"

The light ball fell with a bang, hitting Hong on the head. The huge noise made everyone look sideways...

Glass, broken pieces of light bulbs, and surrounding tables and chairs were all knocked over and exploded all over the floor, with wine splashing everywhere.

"Ha...ha...curse!"

Hong, who was hiding in the magic shield, raised his hand fearfully, then paused... and gave up the idea of ​​removing the shield.

"I must be cursed!"

Cong Yu turned his head to look at the bar that had suddenly become a mess. "Huh? Curse..."

Xiaoying and Zong Zheng Ximei looked at each other in response to Cong Yu's diversion of attention, then stood up and breathed a sigh of relief.

Xiaoying felt that she needed to naturally make small talk in order to completely divert Cong Yu's attention: "Ah, how should I put it about curses? This curse, it's just curses and curses!"

"..."

Zong Zhengximei: Lee Jae-gan is a god or a demon?

"..."

However, although it had nothing to do with Xiaoying's method of diverting attention, Cong Yu was indeed in no mood to continue teaching Xiaoying and Zong Zheng Ximei a lesson.

To be honest, the fireball was most likely a joke of fate.

Judging from Hong's current state, even if there is no fireball, there will be water balls, light balls, lamp balls, and basketballs to attack her.

You can’t blame Xiaoying and Zong Zhengximei.

"Curse?"