Living with a magical girl, but a weirdo cadre

[It's really abominable. We have been fishermen for generations, and yet something like this still happens... It's really too much! ]

[Okay, okay! Another one! Eat another one]

[I envy the storage tank. I wish it was me who got swallowed.]

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【unbelievable.】

Chapter 388 It's broken! The succubus's aura backfired!

In the eyes of many people, the world has almost been on the brink of destruction recently...even though it is already known that the world is crumbling.

But feeling firsthand that life is not going well for humans is different from simply saying that this world is doomed.

After all, it was a terrorist attack in the United States and Japan discharging nuclear waste water.

Feels like it's about to be sent.

Although there is no solid evidence of the race of the people who crashed into the Twin Towers, it seems that they have nothing to do with weirdos.

This time the weirdo won't take the blame.

These are all disasters caused by human beings themselves.

However, humans are the most empathetic and least empathetic creatures...which is why the Joke of Hell exists.

A hell joke is one that will send you to hell if you laugh at it.

In other words, at least some people will find Hell Jokes unfunny...and that is the essence of Hell Jokes.

Because these people are the ones who can take pleasure in the suffering of others, take pleasure in terrible disasters, and gather together to talk about them with relish.

This is not a bad thing, and there are no longer a minority of people like this.

So for many very happy people, the recent events are really quite pleasant.

It can be said that I have eaten a lot of melons.

The joint actions of the Saint King, the King of the Wind City, and the Neon Magical Girls Association were like a live blockbuster movie.

The previous conflict with the army showed drama and conflict.

Later, the people who knew about the indiscriminate discharge of nuclear waste water were convicted and sentenced, showing how cool the magical girls were like heroism.

Finally, the King of Wind City appears and summons a giant snake to swallow the waste and wastewater that are being discharged, which makes up for the lack of grand scenes in the movie.

Well, as a popcorn movie, it always needs gorgeous and grand special effects to support the scene...burning money!

Moreover, because of the simple and clear solution at the end, this movie, which is full of environmental significance, even has a happy ending.

Okay, this live broadcast may be nominated for this year's film awards.

Because the show was so successful, people even started discussing why the King of Wind City would care about this matter.

All the Saint Kings knew that it was the King of Wind City who called them.

But what about the King of Wind City?

Why should the King of Fudu care about the affairs of Fudu?

Faced with such doubts, netizens began to use a skill that netizens all over the world have - making blind guesses and acting very serious about it.

For example, some people say that the King of Wind City was actually a farmer in Fudu for generations, but in the end the wind drifted to Wind City.

Is this human language?

Cong Yu laughed when he heard this... A farmer from Fudu, right? Are they growing fish and chips in the fields?

(British netizens: Do not poke)

Some people also say that the King of Fudu is actually a sea snake, who heard the cries for help from the fish and snakes in the Fudu Ocean.

This statement is the most widely spread and is talked about by many people.

One wonders whether these guys took biology class seriously in junior high school.

Urgent question!

Is the hissing sound of a snake a call?

How do fish call?

(Fish: Nun, save me!)

And because of the spread of the meme and the widespread distribution of the video, the situation developed as Cong Yu had expected.

It reached the ears of those who cared.

"Eh? The King of the Wind Capital...has he seriously changed fate again?"

The one who said this was Miss Lin. While watching the news on TV, she opened her phone and searched for the original video from a few nights ago.

The nuclear wastewater that was supposed to leak out gradually and eventually be discharged on a large scale seemed to have been cleaned up by the King of the Wind City...

"Is it serious?"

In response to her companion's words, Miss Lin, who was lazily leaning on the boss chair, yawned simply: "It's okay... The situation has moved another 0.34 percentage points,

It’s not small.”

Well, this is what is shown in the [Certainty of Destiny] seen in this eye.

The current [Fate Certainty] is 65.663%... Before they destroyed Mexico, this certainty was around 59%.

After the destruction of Mexico and the recent continued efforts of the Order, this accuracy has been corrected a lot.

Although they didn't know how this number was calculated, as God's agents, they didn't need to consider how this probability was calculated...

Just try to deflect it to 100%.

Of course, Miss Lin’s team hasn’t done anything yet.

After receiving the activity funds, she immediately made some adjustments and bought an office building and a staff game hall.

He even said that it was to increase work efficiency, and casually mentioned some projects to continue asking the organization for funding.

Well, this kind of behavior can only be said to be very characteristic of her.

Give the gods some Chinese shock!

"Um, the envoy of God... King of Wind City Yuefeiqun 694936135 seems to be constantly changing fate, right? Should we find a way to deal with it?"

In response to her companion who said this, the now wealthy Miss Lin gently held the hand and looked at the silk gloves on her hands.

"No, no need... We can find a way to kill some fish later and correct our fate."

During Ms. Lin's answer, her subordinates were obviously stunned, with an expression of "Huh? Is this okay?"

"Well, have you ever played a racing game?"

Having said that, Miss Lin kindly explained to her subordinates: "If you can pass the checkpoints accurately, then the system will not care how you pass through one checkpoint after another... This is fate."

Just like they didn't need to hit the Twin Towers exactly on September 11, they didn't need to actually use the Saint King's extermination ritual to destroy Mexico.

Sometimes, all fate wants is a result.

And there is no need to be too strict. After all, human power is limited... Those who survive by accident can be killed again.

But they obviously cannot resurrect people who died accidentally.

All I can say is that sometimes fate is cruel, and sometimes it is lenient... There are also some people in the organization who were supposed to die according to fate.

But God doesn’t care at all.

As long as the general direction is correct, there is no need to pay special attention to the details such as a living person or a few dead people.

Everything is not so harsh.

"But, the King of the Wind City has seriously affected the fate of many people, right?"

"..."

This subordinate seems to talk too much.

"..."

Miss Lin glanced at him, and her voice was filled with some inexplicable emphasis: "I said... no need."

It's okay to help the King of Fuuto clean up his mess, after all, he's from the same hometown...

Miss Lin has a good impression of the boy who wants to change his friend's fate... and he is also very generous with his money. Maybe after he quits Shenming, he will follow Boss Cong Yu.

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Cong Yu (gritting her teeth): Thank you so much!

Lin: You’re welcome~ (cute~)

Chapter 389: Lao Hong Suffering

"Waaaaagh!!"

Early in the morning, Hong was in the bathroom, making a sound that only a greenskin could make... but this was obviously not her battle cry.

Lan Tianzhu and Xiao Cui could roughly guess what had happened... Anyway, it was another accident.

"What's wrong? What's wrong?"

In response to this, Xiao Cui asked this question while rushing to the bathroom, and then...

Xiao Cui saw the trembling red face and the hair dryer that fell to the side.

Teacher Hong's long crimson hair still looked very wet, and it was draped over one of her shoulders in shimmering waves...as if she was about to blow-dry it.

"Hmmmm~"

Hong made a strange noise, and the first thing he said was electric music: "I got an electric shock again. I got an electric shock."

Very authentic Detroit industrial dance music style.

Electronic music! That’s the flavor! Old Detroiters all sing along while sung—the best ones are just that! Authentic!

Xiao Cui felt that her cell phone was almost full.

"Sister Hong, this is so miserable..."

Xiao Cui said this, and carefully activated the spell, calling out a little elf, and ordered: "Go unplug the power supply."

Elf: “…”

Originally, the elf summoned by Xiao Cui looked like it was holding a spiked spear and looking for the enemy, but it turned out to be doing this.

On the spot, the elf showed an indignant expression of protest, but his body still acted honestly.

After all, if she doesn't do it, there are plenty of elves who will do it.

The elf simply unplugged the hair dryer, which already smelled a bit burnt... Fortunately, there seemed to be no leakage in the process.

Little elf! You saved your life!

The happy elf gave its master a thumbs up, and then gradually dissipated as Xiao Cui's spell was lifted.

"Woo~ woooooooo... wow wow wow, my hair washing is so wonderful, why? Why are you, hair dryer?"

red

With a sad face, she questioned the hair dryer that had a power failure... She felt like she was almost a useless person.

Now all the cats and dogs passing by on the street will come to bite her, and they all spit and roll their eyes... 100% rabies!

But she was a magical girl, so she killed the mad dog.

Whenever you go out, you will always encounter some accidents, whether it is a dump truck attack or a monster attack...

Thanks to her, Fengdu cleared many hidden mines, and public security has improved a lot...

The three magical girls have not attacked in the past few days.

All the awakened monsters came to beat him up.

Of course, Hong can easily kill the opponent... But even though there has never been any definite danger, it is still very annoying.

Not to mention there are other negative effects...

Not to mention the flowers and plants created by the dump truck, the simplest example... the hair dryer in her hand is definitely not usable, so she has to buy a new one.

Xiao Cui also sighed and patted Sister Hong on the shoulder: "Sister Yaochuan's hair dryer was broken by you, you have to pay for it."