Living with a magical girl, but a weirdo cadre

"..."

"Tsk..."

The doctor groaned in dissatisfaction and said, "Xiao Cui told me that Brother Cong Yu could guess it, and I was skeptical... but it turns out that you seem to be much more rational than I thought."

In fact, this is not the case. The doctor's behavior proves that she is actually more naive than she imagined.

While the doctor was speaking, Cong Yu's magic power gradually revealed Xiao Cui's condition...there was indeed no hope for her to survive.

The heart doesn't beat, the blood doesn't flow, and there's no breathing.

From a conventional perspective, this is probably dead.

"Xiao Cui is a magical girl after all. If you say that Xiao Cui is dead, you should at least point to her headless and heartless body and say this to me, right?"

As he spoke, Cong Yu felt the extremely strong magic power in Xiao Cui's body that was suppressed in her heart to sustain her life...

This is a real relief.

"I'm not the type who is good at caring about things."

Cong Yu said this, withdrew his hand, and looked at the rabbit man who was blinking his eyes, not sure what he should do first.

But after thinking about it, I decided to reprimand the doctor first.

"But, what you guys are doing is really scary..."

As she said this, Cong Yu stretched out her hand and pinched the doctor's neck, pulling her neck skin red: "Don't make such jokes next time."

"..."

"Quack! Let me go!"

The doctor yelled, slapping Cong Yu's hand away, then laughed: "It's all because of that Hong guy... If I fake my death, maybe I can cheat fate."

May I?

Cong Yu was a little skeptical about this.

The doctor started talking about the Rabbit Man, saying, "The Rabbit Man said he has bad luck recently. He is often injured by exploding light bulbs and various strange attacks... but there has never been a collision with a large truck."

In response to this, the rabbit man nodded his head, indicating that it was indeed the case.

The bunny ears on her head swing back and forth... If she were a loli or a girl, she would look very cute.

But her body is that of a genuine hot bunny girl.

So it just looks very bashful.

"I replayed the animation of the previous attack on the group by the Shun and Ni clans... I can tentatively infer what the original fate of the rabbit man was."

The doctor gave a rough description: "He won't die, but he will be seriously injured and will need to recuperate for a long time."

So that's how it is. If Cong Yu hadn't come to the rescue but Hong had, then Hong would not have been able to completely save the Rabbit Man in time.

It can be saved, but not completely.

Can it be saved? Only a little bit...

"..."

But Cong Yu knew that the words that followed were the key.

"So, I beat the Rabbit Man severely and announced to everyone that he was seriously injured and needed a long period of rest and recuperation. Then I cured him."

The doctor said, looking at the rabbit man with a bandage on his neck, "Then, fate seemed to let her go."

The doctor guessed that fate might not be such a rigorous thing, and could be easily deceived...or perhaps fate didn't care about deception.

Just like the checkpoints in a racing game...

As long as you pass the visible or invisible checkpoints one by one and finally reach the end, the system doesn’t actually care about your process.

Fate seems to be the same... It just wants the result that [the rabbit man is seriously injured and needs to rest].

As for whether recuperation is really needed or whether the injury has healed, fate doesn't care at all.

In other words...

"Do you think Hong could actually try to fake her own death? And then test the drug on Xiao Cui?"

Cong Yu said this, and then looked at Xiao Cui who was used as an experimental subject... He finally couldn't help it.

Cong Yu stood behind the doctor with his fists clenched, and pressed the knuckles of his index fingers against the petite doctor's temples.

doctor:"……"

"Cong Yu, what are you going to do?"

The doctor asked this with cold sweat on his forehead, and Cong Yu's face at this moment had become extremely resolute and angular: "You are already, dead!"

Doctor: "Nan... Nani?!"

"I drill! Drill, drill, drill, drill, drill, drill!"

“Ahhhhhhhhhh~~~~”

"..."

The Rabbit Man turned his head away, indicating that he understood nothing, saw nothing, and remembered nothing.

Rabbit man doesn't know~

Chapter 394 Dalang takes medicine

Perhaps fate can be deceived, or to be more precise, as the doctor said - in fact, the demands of fate are in a sense superficial.

The so-called destiny does not require a long-lasting and destined state.

If fate is regarded as a businessman, then all she wants is the process of "Hehehe, buy one, I guarantee there won't be any empty."

Pay the money in one hand and deliver the goods in one hand.

As for what happens to the goods afterwards, or whether the money it receives is snatched back on the spot, it is nothing worth worrying about for Fate.

Rabbit men are a good example.

Fate seems to have only two demands:

[1. Severely injured recuperation]

[2. Claiming self-cultivation]

"..."

Apart from this, whether the serious injury was cured, and whether he would really continue to recuperate in bed... fate didn't care.

The example given by the doctor is also very appropriate.

It’s just like the checkpoints in a video game, as long as the person being hunted passes the checkpoint, it’s fine.

From this it can be seen that the doctor is indeed worthy of being a doctor.

As a science geek, although he doesn't understand what fate is, he can still gradually infer the mechanism from the phenomenon.

But even so...

"Bang Bang Bang!"

Cong Yu knocked the doctor's head, while the little doctor curled up on the sofa, pouting and looking aggrieved: "Stop hitting me, stop hitting me."

If you beat your children again, they will become stupid.

Xiao Cui, who had just woken up from her suspended animation, sat on the side and spoke for the doctor: "Brother Cong Yu~"

Xiao Cui spoke in such a soft and sweet voice that the doctor gave her an admiring look... That's right, the doctor should plead for her.

After all, today's plan of [scare Cong Yu] was suggested by Xiao Cui.

The doctor was just a collaborator, barely a partner, and at most an accomplice! He must be treated leniently.

Then, Xiao Cui spoke——

"You hit the doctor

, you can’t hit me~"

"..."

Doctor: “!@#￥%…&”

While the doctor was speechless, Cong Yu looked at Xiao Cui and gave her a slap... just a light mini slap.

"It won't happen again."

As Cong Yu warned her, Xiao Cui blinked her eyes, thinking that she had escaped a disaster, and began to complain: "It was all the doctor's fault!"

Cong Yu smiled and looked at the doctor who opened her mouth wide, and rubbed her head with her hand: "Is that so?"

doctor:"……"

How can we treat them differently? Protest!

The doctor held his head, tilted his mouth and looked vicious and forbearing: "I am so unlucky to have you two, Xiao Cui and Xiao Xi, as my assistants!"

You can't say that.

Our life is very long, so don’t talk about eight lifetimes casually.

"Speaking of which, where's Nagashima-chan?"

Cong Yu asked this question, but it was actually unnecessary to ask this question. Xiao Cui responded to this question with an obvious answer: "Go to school."

Ah, that's true.

Cong Yu, an active male high school student, actually forgot that today was the day he should go to school... I can only say that he has asked for too many days off recently.

It's rare for a student to be like this.

Cong Yu couldn't help but smile, and looked at the rabbit man who was watching his nose and heart: "How do you feel now?"

In response to Cong Yu's words, the rabbit man, who had originally covered his eyes with his ears and avoided watching Cong Yu's interaction with the two lolis, raised his head.

"Hmm? As for me..."

The Rabbit Man recalled and found that a long time had passed and his recent serious bad luck had not found him.

The pursuit of fate has indeed disappeared.

Great!

"It's all right now. Master Hong should be able to return to normal."

Cong Yu shook his head to indicate that he did not ask this question. He added: "I was talking about your injury."

After all, the Rabbit Man’s current injuries were probably all caused by the doctor.

Originally, Cong Yu thought that the Rabbit Man was hit by a car... Now she thinks it must have been the doctor's fault. There is still a bandage around the Rabbit Man's neck.

"Huh? Are you concerned about me?"

The rabbit man was a little flattered when he said this, and he touched the blood-stained white cloth on his neck: "But my wound has healed a long time ago, this is fake."

Is the bandage fake?

"It's used to cheat fate... although I'm not sure if it makes sense."

The doctor said this, and the way he said "cheat fate" in a serious manner was a bit funny... It felt a bit like he was cheating a child.

It's like when a child is still a baby, covering his face with his hands and then taking them away, and then saying "Wow!"

In other words, it was like being an audience member of a stage play called "Destiny"... and everyone was an actor at this moment.

"And it's not over yet..."

The doctor said this while tapping on the computer screen: "I don't know if this level of [faked death] can cheat fate... After all, such behavior is too childish."

Although the Rabbit Man was seriously injured, even if he completed the target set by Fate... this was already a joke.

"After that, when you, Rabbit Man, return to work, let's see if fate will regret it and start hunting you down again..."

As he said this, the doctor propped up his chin and looked at Cong Yu: "How's your situation, Moile's matter?"

Not ideal.

Cong Yu shook his head, glanced at Xiao Cui, and then thought that since he had already exploded and all his vests had been dropped, it didn't matter any more.

He told the whole story about him and the King of Rap.