Living with a magical girl, but a weirdo cadre

"The River Sword Demon (Mage Girl) can't really fight five alone."

"..."

This child plays too many games.

Qili thought so and sighed softly, feeling that her apprentice was hopeless. What was this "five is greater than one, wins"? It was really...

Really...

Ok?

It seems to make some sense... From the perspective of the country, things like [losing the face of humanity] are actually irrelevant.

If we look at it from the perspective of interests, then perhaps the point of view raised by the girl is the truth that other countries are considering.

"Sigh~"

Magical Girl☆Kiri took a deep breath and made an indelible contribution to global warming.

She was a little shocked as she looked at the [Mature Digimon - Girlmon], thinking that this thing had evolved a bit too radically.

It's not just normal evolution, it's super evolution!

Or is it that the apprentice is usually very smart, and that natural and silly appearance is actually her great wisdom? !

Qili thought so and looked at the girl who closed the meeting page and started watching videos. She saw the girl drooling over the food videos.

Well, it’s definitely not being wise in disguise.

Probably……

Great foolishness appears wise, right?

Chapter 428: The Big Boss is like this

"Xiao Cui! Help me~"

Xiao Cui gladly accepted the request from her friend Nagashima Xiaoxi and began to read Nagashima Xiaoxi's questions.

The two people sitting in the chairs in the doctor's office were studying a junior high school question... That's right! The elementary school students were studying a junior high school question.

This kind of thing is naturally not uncommon in China.

But this is neon...

Asshole! Don't underestimate happy education!

"Oh, let's set the number of oranges as the unknown number X, then the number of bananas is 3X + 4. The total number of the two fruits is 32, so..."

As Xiao Cui said this, she explained the idea of ​​the question to Nagashima Xiaoxi, saying, "In fact, in key primary schools, equations are taught in primary school... The primary school in Fengsha Village teaches it."

As she said this, Xiao Cui seemed to have not forgotten that she was from Fengsha Village... Oh no, this is not good.

Cong Yu thought so, supporting his chin and wondering what Xiao Cui's intention was.

Generally speaking, remembering what town or village your hometown is from is all about repaying the village, which is of course a good thing.

But Cong Yu dared to guarantee that Xiao Cui did not think so.

Repay a favor?

Revenge is enough!

repay?

revenge!!!

Fengsha Village did not give Xiaocui any good memories. Under such circumstances, Xiaocui still remembered Fengsha Village firmly...

Haha, but it’s none of Cong Yu’s business.

Even if Xiao Cui is about to explode

He didn't stop them from going to Fengsha Village... maybe he even lent a hand, but he was not very friendly to Miyamoto Kayoko.

"Dong Dong Dong~"

At this moment, the door of the doctor's office was knocked, and a voice came from outside: "Doctor, there are documents here that need to be signed."

This is the voice of the mermaid monster.

In response, Cong Yu cleared his throat and called out to the mermaid outside the door: "Please come in, the doctor is not here, please wait a moment..."

At this moment, there were only Cong Yu, Xiao Cui, and Nagashima Xiaoxi in the doctor's office...one of the loli trio (Doctor:!!!) was missing.

"Oh, excuse me."

As he said this, the mermaid pushed the door open and saw Xiao Cui and Nagashima Xiao Xi: "Eh? Who is this..."

Before the mermaid could sit down and ask about Nagashima Xiaoxi's identity, the doctor's voice came from outside: "Biji, what's wrong?"

"Oh, it's about..."

"..."

"..."

After the mermaid monster left with the signed documents, the doctor came in and sat down with Miss Lin, whose hair was still a little wet.

"how is the situation?"

Cong Yu asked this out loud, and the doctor shook his head helplessly: "He can't be killed by drowning... He will be revived 550 milliseconds after drowning."

"Moreover, the resurrection time will not be extended as the number of times increases. It can be basically confirmed that there is no limit to the number of times."

Five hundred and fifty milliseconds, which is about half a second?

And methods like [Grinding Bones and Scattering Ashes] had already been tried before. In other words...

Have physical means been declared meaningless?

"We have tried everything from cutting the throat to annihilating the cells... and we have confirmed that there are no limits to resurrection."

The doctor said this, supporting his chin and looking at Miss Lin, who looked relaxed. "Moreover, the fear of death and the fear of pain also disappeared from Lin's body at an unreasonable speed."

It is indeed an unreasonable speed.

After all, only a few days had passed.

Normally, even for a boss who treats death as a common occurrence and can reverse the situation at will, he won't just die for fun.

People like Jian Yulei have a chance of being resurrected by thunder, and they will not easily regard death as a solution to the problem of losing their tail hair.

Even tail hair loss is a serious problem in its eyes.

"Well, doctor..."

"what happened?"

"You are so useless."

"..."

In response to Cong Yu's "You are useless", the doctor felt as if he was hit by an arrow in the chest. He stood up angrily on the spot and was ready to fight with Cong Yu.

Then the doctor pounced on Cong Yu and wrestled with him.

This caused Xiao Cui and Nagashima Xiaoxi to look at him sideways... Then, in front of everyone, Cong Yu pressed the doctor on the sofa and tickled him with one hand.

“Hahaha hey hey hey…hahahaha! Cong Yu, let me go, let me go! Hehehe hahaha! When will you…hahaha!”

When the doctor was laughing so hard that he was out of breath, Cong Yu stopped what he was doing and then coughed lightly.

"Ahem, that's not what I meant."

As she said this, Cong Yu, who was sitting next to the exhausted and flushed doctor, reached out and touched her head, comforting her: "Actually, you are the most useful. Seriously... Doctor, you are useful!"

This doesn't sound very happy.

Am I a tool?

Ah...it seems like I have indeed been doing what a tool should do.

Thinking this way with some sadness, the doctor gasped with a red face, looking at Cong Yu resentfully: "When did you learn to tickle others?"

In response, Xiao Cui immediately raised her hand and played a trick on Cong Yu: "I know, I learned it from Sister Lan Tian and Sister Yao Chuan!"

After all, there is a common process at home——

Yao Chuanguang started to act stupidly with his tongue hanging down, Lan Tianzhu continued to fool him with a blank expression, Yao Chuanguang believed it and was horrified, Lan Tianzhu teased him with a smile in his eyes...

Then Sister Xiaolan would be pressed on the sofa and tickled by Sister Yaochuan.

Everyone is used to it.

"Sister Lan Tian...Sister Yao Chuan..."

The doctor groaned and squinted at Cong Yu, obviously misunderstanding something: "No wonder you are so skilled, how much do you like playing and flirting with your magical girl?!"

Cong Yu didn't say anything about the doctor's questioning, but just stretched out her hand: "If you want, I'll make it up to you now."

doctor:"……"

After thinking for a while, the doctor turned over and lay on the sofa with his butt facing up: "No need, I'm tired, you take Lin to find the boss."

Cong Yu snorted and had the urge to slap the doctor on the butt, but Xiao Cui and Nagashima Xiaoxi were watching, so he gave up.

Oh my, this feeling that "the child is getting in the way" - I didn't expect to feel it before I even get married.

It was a strange experience.

With this thought in mind, Cong Yu nodded to Miss Lin and said, "Come on, I'll take you to find an expert on Death and Life."

Miss Lin followed Cong Yu very naturally and indifferently and walked out of the doctor's office.

She had gotten used to dying.

Miss Lin is even a little curious now. What is the solution?

Can you kill your current self...an expert in life and death?

BOSS, it feels very powerful.

Probably a one-eyed uncle with an eyepatch...

Chapter 429: Road movie mode, start!

"Uh, I can revive myself, but killing people... I'm not very good at it."

The boss said this while hiding in a small room, among a pile of messy books.

"..."

Is this the BOSS?

As Miss Lin thought about this, she felt that the image of BIG BOOS in her mind was instantly shattered.

If this is the boss of Group 22, then isn't Group 22 a little too comical?

"Isn't this just a completely harmless, dead otaku girl?"

Regarding Miss Lin's mumbling in Chinese, Shunni Sanqianliu almost immediately became alert -

"You can call me harmless, you can call me a nerd... but please don't put the word [die] before nerd, C*MD."

What? He can actually speak Chinese and curse?!

Miss Lin inexplicably felt a kind of intimacy. She looked at the little loli BOSS gently. How to put it...

In terms of using foul language, she is quite similar to her adopted daughter.

"My reversal is not something that can reverse the survival of others to death... Because I know the weight of life, I can't do it."

As he said this, Shunni Sanqianliu sighed softly and put aside the mobile game in automatic battle: "Life is a very, very, very heavy thing."

When Miss Lin heard about the Three Thousand Flows of Shun and Ni, she immediately... remembered something worse and recalled her own ridiculous mistake.

In a sense, it is precisely because she ignored the weight of life that things were led to develop in a way that is not a good thing at the moment.

"Because I understand this, based on the source of this enlightenment, I cannot control any life other than my own... because I can only, and am willing to, be responsible for my own life."

After saying this, Shunni Sanqianliu finally showed some attitude as the [only designated heir of an ancient family].

Although this [only designated heir] is because at the moment the Shunni family only has Shunni Sanqianliu alive.

"..."

"Yes, I understand..."