Living with a magical girl, but a weirdo cadre

Cong Yu instructed, and then said earnestly: "These people are just half-baked, simple enthusiasts, don't believe what they say."

"Let me give you an example. We have organized weirdos who need a purpose to do things, such as money or something else...but they don't need it."

Cong Yu said, putting Nagashima Xiaoxi off her body: "They will do it as long as they think it's cool and fun, which is not good."

"If you really want to be a weirdo, talk to your mom and come back to me after you graduate from high school or college. I'll take you to an interview."

Nagashima Xiaoxi: Interview?

Nagashima Riko: Interview?

Does the Monster Organization still need an interview?

As for Cong Yu's words, Nagashima Xiaoxi blinked her eyes and responded sweetly: "Okay... Thank you, Brother Cong Yu."

Nagashima Riko: “…”

The wife, who had not yet recovered from the shock of [becoming Cong Yu's property], fell into a new round of contemplation... Why did her own daughter want to be a weirdo?

And as a real weirdo, Cong Yu also stopped his daughter from doing bad things.

In fact, her daughter had joined a group that did bad things? But now Cong Yu asked her to quit... Who is the weirdo? !

As if she had noticed Nagashima Riko's hesitation, Cong Yu spoke to comfort her: "Don't worry, ma'am."

As he said this, Cong Yu tapped his phone twice, pulled up a formal-looking recruitment website, and held it in front of the other party.

Nagashima Riko took a closer look...

[The 22nd Group is now recruiting——Humans of Fuuto, do you want to prolong your life and stay young and beautiful? 】

[Are you jealous of the benefits of officials? Insurance bonuses? Come join us! No forced overtime, guaranteed weekends off and full salary! ]

[Having trouble in life? No problem! Twenty-two Group is waiting for you! ]

Nagashima Riko was stunned. She tilted her head hesitantly: "Is this... a recruitment advertisement for weirdos?"

For some reason, she suddenly felt a little moved... Are the treatment in the Monster Group so good?

It looks less and less like a dark force.

In fact, the real monster organization is very different from the "evil organization" imagined by the mother and daughter.

If nothing unexpected happens, the two people's stereotypes about the "Monster Group" are actually similar to those of most people in this world.

It's probably just meetings every few days, and everyone has a ring with a code name on it, they catch innocent children on the street to transform them, do evil experiments every day, and take it as their mission to destroy the world... and that kind of thing.

But these stereotypes are really quite stereotyped.

The Monster Group is very realistic... Without salaries and good benefits, who would be willing to fight with those fierce magical girls?

Of course it is better to avoid fighting if possible.

Otherwise, one day, Cong Yu randomly points to a weirdo and says, "You, bring me Yaochuan's head." Then no matter how high Cong Yu's prestige is...

[Lord Cong Yu, are you awake?]

The other party's reaction would probably be something like this.

"That's it then. You call the police after a while. We'll meet at your cafe this weekend. I'll be there at noon."

After briefly explaining the things that needed to be reminded, Cong Yu and Nagashima Riko exchanged phone numbers and Linx, then calmly walked out of the room.

"..."

Nagashima Xiaoxi: "He is not the weirdo I imagined."

Not only Nagashima Xiaoxi, her mother Nagashima Riko also sighed: "Well, it's not what I imagined."

Nagashima Xiaoxi: “…”

"Mom, what kind of development are you thinking of? Isn't it appropriate to talk about it with a child like me?"

Nagashima Xiaoxi asked this.

Nagashima Riko nodded subconsciously, but then realized something was wrong: "Right... no, no, no... no... oh, right, right."

“Right…right?”

"..."

If it is [suitable to say], then it means that you can say it to Nagashima Xiaoxi, but you can't say it yourself.

It is obviously not appropriate to expect the lady and the boy to start a relationship like in a romance movie.

But as long as I say [not appropriate to say], then my daughter, with her precociousness, will completely understand what I was thinking...

It's like having said it.

So, it feels like there is no answer.

Chapter 51 Monsters

habit.

Humans are creatures that rely heavily on habits, and in this respect magical girls may be similar... even if their bodies can no longer be called human.

But as long as their thoughts are still human, perhaps they have retained some of the human habits, or in other words, some of the human...

Habits... huh?

Yao Chuanguang was eating his lunch box in the club classroom. He felt unexpectedly uncomfortable because there was no cool breeze from the rooftop.

At this moment, she and a pink-haired classmate were the only ones in the [Gourmet Club] classroom. The other person's name was Arisa Togishi.

She is the president of the club, and I heard that she is a young lady from somewhere.

Well, actually there are always only two people in the club room.

Because there are only two members in the entire club.

As if she noticed Yao Chuanguang's gaze, the girl with short pink hair raised her head and put the hair in front of her face behind her ears.

"Yaochuan classmate? What's wrong?"

In response to such questions, Yao Chuanguang shook his head: "No, it's nothing, it's just that it's rare to see a senior wearing a uniform so honestly."

Alyssa Yuangan looked at her school uniform and knew why Yaochuan Guang said that...

Although the school uniform of Fuuto High School is not ugly, since the school allows students to wear casual clothes, most students will still choose to wear casual clothes.

Even among many third-grade boys, it is quite popular to wear a vest + slippers combination like the old men who walk their dogs or take a walk.

"Well, as for the reason... is it considered education?"

Alyssa Yuanji said, stopping her lunch, she put her finger on the corner of her mouth and smiled: "It's not that other students are uneducated... On the contrary, my parents are too strict."

Tutor, this is it...

Yao Chuanguang was absent-mindedly holding the chopsticks in his mouth... Tutor, tutor, if you want a tutor, you must at least have a home first!

Fuzz! She doesn't even have a home!

With some envy in his heart, Yao Chuan just glanced at Yuan'an Alyssa's lunch box: "Senior's lunch box is so luxurious, did you make it yourself?"

While praising him like this, Yao Chuan just looked at the food in the other person's multi-layered lunch box.

Rice balls, huge fried shrimps, caviar bread, salad... and a lot of grilled meat.

It feels like a bento with very Western characteristics.

However, Arisa Tougi's answer was—

"The maid did it."

Maid?!

Yao Chuan had only seen this kind of thing in comics and movies... She had never thought that such a thing would exist in reality.

If she said housekeeper or nanny, Yao Chuanguang could understand it, but the other party used the real word "maid", which means...

Is Alyssa Yuan'an a lady from some wealthy family?

As if she knew what Yaochuan Guang was thinking, Yuangan Alisa smiled and twirled her fingers around her hair: "Well, the Yuangan family... was the main investor when Fengdu was still called [Southern Metropolis]."

Oh my god! He is a super dog owner!

With such a judgment, Yao Chuanguang was in awe.

"But I don't really care about those things... I want to be a chef in the future, so I joined the food club."

"As a result, I was the only freshman last year, and this year the seniors who were in their third year graduated and left... As a result, the club is on the verge of disbanding."

Arisa Tougi said this with an awkward smile: "Fortunately, Yaochuan-san joined. This way, the club may be saved."

This is a strange thing to say, because doesn't it take three people to keep a club? Is this the minimum limit?

Yao Chuan just thought about it and asked the questions in his mind.

Arisa Tougashi blinked her eyes, smiled and raised her chopsticks: "Ah, Fuuto High School is a very realistic school... Yaochuan, aren't you the one? Isn't it Cong Yu's [that one]?"

Which one is that?

Alyssa Yuanan: "Aren't you and Cong Yu dating?"

"..."

"!!!"

"No, no, no, no, no, we are not in that kind of relationship!"

Yao Chuanguang responded, shaking his head like a rattle, and retorted with a red face: "If I have to say, Cong Yu is my...victim!"

"???"

victim?

Although she didn't quite understand, Alyssa Yuangan smiled indifferently: "It doesn't matter, as long as this relationship exists."

"Actually, yesterday I talked to a senior from the student union about your joining and the issue of the number of people..."

"Then the student union said something like, 'As for Yaochuan Guang, is that the one? Cong Yu's girlfriend? In that case, for Cong Yu's sake, it's okay to extend the deadline for the club to disband.'"

"..."

What a realistic student union!

It is said that school is a microcosm of society, but isn’t it a bit too much to be a microcosm to this extent?

No, no, compared to this...

Is Cong Yu so popular in school?

Yao Chuanguang was surprised. She began to wonder what Cong Yu had done: "Is Cong Yu so famous?"

In response, Alyssa Yuangan started talking about topics related to Cong Yu.

"I wasn't very familiar with him before, but he is in the student union, the discipline committee, and the teaching staff...Is that right?"

As she spoke, she washed her lunch box in the sink of the food club: "If you want an example, for example... God?"

God?!

"No, no, that might be too exaggerated... I heard that Cong Yu's admission was specially approved by the school board."

School Board?!

"After that, I heard that Cong Yu led troops to raid the principal's office many times and approved the use of electrical appliances in the student union activity room, offices, club classrooms, teachers' dormitories, etc."

Leading an assault?!

"..."

Yaochuan Guang felt that she understood Cong Yu's extraordinary side... She imagined the scene of Cong Yu wearing armor and shouting "The enemy is in Honnoji."

But it is hard to imagine that Cong Yu, who usually keeps a calm expression and is always tapping on her phone, would do something similar.

"That's...really amazing."

Yao Chuanguang sighed sincerely.

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[Yao Chuanguang: Cong Yujiang, Yuan'an told me about what happened to you in school last year... Did you really lead an army to raid the principal's office? ]

Walking on the way home from school, Yao Chuanguang couldn't help but send such messages.