Living with a magical girl, but a weirdo cadre

　……

　For some reason, Cong Yu felt like she had heard this "it's just a habit" excuse somewhere before.

　Where is it?

　(A tribute to the legendary and proud Wang Congyu)

　Cong Yu, who inexplicably felt like she'd been hit by a boomerang, coughed lightly and reached out to touch the doctor's head: "How are you? I came all this way... Aren't you surprised? Aren't you taken aback?"

　As Cong Yu said this, she grinned and moved her face closer, which made the doctor kick his legs and let the wheelchair carry him away.

　"Is it special? For my birthday?"

　The doctor's words revealed the crux of the problem.

　Cong Yu: "..."

　Cong Yu: "Yes, specifically."

　……

　You fell silent, didn't you? You must have been silent just now, right?

　Thinking this, the doctor remained silent for a moment, then shook his head with a sigh: "I must have done something terrible in my past life to meet you."

　To the doctor's sigh, Cong Yu smiled and rested her chin on her hand: "But meeting you is definitely the greatest fortune of my life..."

　Doki-Doki——

　The doctor's heart pounded

　She jumped twice, forcing her to look away from Cong Yu's gaze: "Well, well... you must have something you want me to research, right? What is it?"

　Despite the doctor's clumsy attempt to change the subject, Cong Yu did indeed intend for the doctor to study the "Holy Flame Technique" and "Holy Oil".

　But Cong Yu, whose emotional intelligence and IQ are not low, wouldn't start being a spoilsport at this stage...

　"Compared to this, are you satisfied with the banner I commissioned?"

　Cong Yu asked this question.

　doctor:"……"

　The doctor's eyes seemed to speak volumes.

　"What? That's outrageous! It sounds like you're thinking, 'What an idiot! What normal person would like this kind of birthday gift? Are you kidding me, you bastard!'"

　As Cong Yu read his mind like a lip-syncing device, the doctor's eyes widened in horror... So why? Had Cong Yu seen right through her?

　"But if you don't like it, I'll perform a magic trick for you."

　As Cong Yu spoke, she reached out and grabbed the two banners, then coughed lightly: "Ahem, the magic show is about to begin... This beautiful doctor, please guess what kind of jewelry I will conjure up next?"

　"..." The doctor looked at Cong Yu with suspicion, who was holding a banner in her right hand and using her left hand to cover the bottom of the banner, placing it between the doctor's line of sight and the banner.

　Magic? Cong Yu can do that?

　Even the somewhat skeptical doctor spoke up without hesitation: "Hmm...why don't you try changing it into a diamond ring first?"

　Cong Yu: "You guessed wrong—"

　Doctor: "Then a gold ring..."

　Cong Yu: "That's not right."

　Doctor: "Uh... an earring?"

　Cong Yu: "Guess again—"

　"..." Seeing Cong Yu's gesturing gesture, the doctor laughed angrily: "You! You only prepared a necklace or pendant or something, right? If you only prepared one thing, don't make me guess!"

　Wow, no wonder he's a doctor.

　However, if she can't even see this, then she really shouldn't be living... It's quite normal for her to see this.

　"Ahem... Well then, the magic show will now begin."

　As he said this, Cong Yu gradually lowered his right hand, slowly lowering the banner he was holding, which then swept across his left arm.

　In the doctor's view, the banner that should have appeared below Cong Yu's left arm, which was lowered down, was nowhere to be seen...

　It's as if it disappeared.

　doctor:"……"

　But the doctor wasn't surprised at all; she just stared at Cong Yu with the deadpan look of someone looking at an idiot, watching this magic trick.

　It felt like Cong Yu was treating her like a fool.

　Under the doctor's deadpan gaze, Cong Yu used "magic" to make the banner in her hand disappear completely.

　Finally, he showed the doctor his right hand to indicate that the banner had completely disappeared.

　"Thank you for coming!"

　Cong Yu said this with a very confident smile, revealing the demeanor of a "magician".

　The doctor finally lost her temper, gritting her teeth, "I don't have Alzheimer's yet! I know what kind of surgeries you're capable of!"

　"Didn't he just open a portal to the Jormungandr train behind his left arm, somewhere I couldn't see, and put the banner inside? What kind of magic trick is that?!"

　Cong Yu shook her head helplessly at the doctor's sharp criticism: "Doctor, you have absolutely no sense of humor. Why don't you just pretend you don't know?"

　"..." The doctor was speechless, feeling like he had been completely pranked today... although it was indeed quite interesting.

　Of course, the doctor's "interesting" didn't refer to this weird magic trick, but rather to Cong Yu and her playful banter.

　For some reason, my mood improved a lot.

　"Ha, you rascal... Wow, that's amazing! So, where's the necklace? Quickly conjure it up with your next 'magic trick' (no expectations)."

　Cong Yu smiled as she looked at the doctor's neck, noticing his stiff, monotone reading: "That's real magic, you world's cutest doctor."

　Huh? Real magic?

　The doctor raised his eyebrows slightly and moved his neck, only then feeling a fresh sensation in his neck... Looking down, he saw a beautiful crystal pendant.

　Somewhat surprised, the doctor looked up and saw a smiling face so close to his. Cong Yu brought her face very close, her eyes sparkling with an indescribable brilliance.

　They were so close... close enough that she could clearly feel the gentleness and affection in Cong Yu's eyes, see his slightly parted lips, and feel his warm breath as he spoke—

　"Not bad, it looks great on you!"

　"..."

　"..." At that moment, the doctor made a decision that went against the wishes of his ancestors... No, actually, there was nothing he could do about it.

　Because it was such a coincidence.

　Cong Yu has a mouth, and so does she...

　How could such a coincidence happen in this world?!

　Chapter 582 The Wind City Squad is the Master

　There's a behavior called "playing with fire."

　Yes, it's the same "playing with fire" that means "to get burned." And without a doubt, Cong Yu was just playing with fire.

　And it did indeed ignite something.

　For example, the doctor's eyes...

　Well, okay... to put it simply, it's like this: Cong Yu flirted with the doctor and got killed instead.

　Is it a case of getting what you ask for, or getting what you ask for?

　After all, Cong Yu has always been this kind of person; she likes to get very close to him and speak in an ambiguous tone and with suggestive expressions...

　Then they quickly distance themselves and engage in normal, casual conversation, leaving the other person feeling a little uneasy.

　Today, the despicable Cong Yu finally got his comeuppance.

　Just like the little devil who cries "[Miscellaneous fish-miscellaneous fish-]", when the alarm goes out of power, she will be greeted by her fat, otaku uncle in the alley.

　Today, Cong Yu also welcomed the Doctor-type Dementor.

　"..."

　"Waaaaah... I'm not clean anymore."

　Fake crying, Cong Yu threw a tantrum on the doctor's sofa: "You stole my first kiss of the year!"

　"..."

　"Ah……"

　The doctor sneered at Cong Yu's words, her blushing face proving she was still basking in the afterglow of the moment: "Your first kiss this year?"

　That's outrageous, isn't it?

　"Was that your first kiss? If we're really talking about it, mine was the first kiss in the true sense... You're more skilled, you're more skilled than me."

　The doctor shook his head speechlessly, saying in an annoyed tone, "Besides, didn't you show any intention of pushing me away?"

　A forced kiss? If Cong Yu doesn't want to, who can kiss him?

　The moment they kissed, Cong Yu immediately went to take refuge on the Jormungandr train and used a perfect blur... Do you even understand the value of taking refuge in another dimension?

　"Is this what they call 'neither taking initiative nor refusing, nor taking responsibility'? You don't do this to everyone, do you?"

　As the doctor spoke, he expressed clear doubt about Cong Yu's character: "Speaking of which, have you kissed the magical girl in your family?"

　Cong Yu yawned nonchalantly and retorted, "What? You're the only one who can eat my lip gloss? Others aren't allowed to?"

　Lip gloss...

　Although I know this is a more polite way of saying it, I still feel that saying it out loud is even more... crass than the usual way of saying it.

　Therefore, the doctor also cast a disdainful glance at him.

　"But as I said, you are the first one in recent years."

　Responding like this, Cong Yu yawned, no longer pretending: "Do you want another kiss? Before Lan Tianzhu gets here?"

　Logically, Cong Yu should have come with Lan Tianzhu to investigate the current unexpected situation with Lan Tianzhu's technique.

　However, the spellbook for "Iris Flame," which Lan Tianzhu himself researched, was left with the Purifier Squad, and they went to retrieve it now.

　What? Someone thought of something and wants to know where Yaochuan Guang was when Congyu was being kissed so passionately? Hopefully, the puppy can come to the rescue.

　Hmm... without a doubt, Yaochuan Guang is in school.

　Judging from the time, school is over now, and she is in the food club with Arisa Ongan for club activities.

　I hope she doesn't know what happened today.

　"..."

　"What kind of 'kiss' is that... You're talking like you're trying to coax a child."

　The doctor grumbled to himself, then looked at Cong Yu, who was sitting comfortably on the sofa, and couldn't help but meet his gaze: "..."

　Cong Yu: "..."

　She looks very interested.

　However, in the end, the doctor didn't say anything... She probably wasn't good at saying things like "I want to say something like that."

　In this respect, we still have much to learn from Lan Tianzhu.

　"Hmph, you should save your sweet talk for your magical girl... I'm not used to wearing things around my neck."

　As he spoke, the doctor carefully removed the pendant from his neck and placed it in Cong Yu's birthday gift box, hiding it away.

　"However, I will accept the gifts."

　"..." Cong Yu: Laughs—

　Upon noticing Cong Yu's smile, the doctor immediately coughed lightly: "Ahem, what are you laughing at... What did you come to see me about today?!"

　Cong Yu's smile grew even more mocking at the doctor's stern rebuke. But before the doctor could slam his hand on the table and stand up, he reached into the void.

　Then, he took two books out of the Jormungandr train.

　Two books on techniques.

　"Give……"