Living with a magical girl, but a weirdo cadre

"Good morning, Cong Yu."

"Morning... Minato Namikaze."

In response to Cong Yu's greeting, Minato Namikaze naturally started talking about yesterday's monster incident... Many classmates in the class were talking about this incident.

Logically speaking, as Cong Yu's [friend], Namikaze Minato should have shown some concern and asked why Cong Yu took two consecutive days off.

Are you sick or something serious?

This is common sense.

But obviously, Cong Yu is obviously beyond [common sense]... To put it in the simplest terms -

Everyone is used to it.

It would be really strange if Cong Yu was present every week.

"Come to think of it, Cong Yu, what are you doing with your leave? And why did you decide to come to class on such a nice day like Friday?"

In response to Minato Namikaze's question, Cong Yu kept supporting his face and playing with his phone... He definitely couldn't tell the truth.

During the two days of leave, one day was spent recording a video with the two magical girls at home, and the other day was spent killing people to accompany the widow.

This kind of words are definitely not something you can say.

So, as Yao Chuanguang looked back nervously, Cong Yu answered casually, "Busy ruling the world."

Namikaze Minato: “???”

Yao Chuanguang: “Puchi~”

So, what are you laughing at? And there's no need to be nervous... I won't reveal your identity.

Cong Yu glanced at Yao Chuanguang, and then responded to Namikaze Minato's second question: "There is a comprehensive test in today's physical education class... because we are going to have a sports meet."

Quizzes and Games...

Namikaze Minato blinked in confusion and adjusted the forehead protector on his head: "I have never heard of such a thing."

In response, Cong Yu replied calmly: "The pink-haired loli senior lonely class teacher informed me... I should tell everyone later."

Although Fengdu almost never has in-class tests, Cong Yu will try his best not to miss the key exams... that is, the major exams.

After all, make-up exams can be a hassle... including physical education tests.

It is worth mentioning that the physical education teacher is the loli class teacher... Mainly because she doesn't know anything and can't do other jobs, she is just stuffed into Fengdu High School to get by.

So I worked as a part-time physical education teacher.

"..."

"..."

However, Minato Namikaze did not answer Cong Yu, but smiled awkwardly, his eyes probably looking... to the right behind Cong Yu.

That is directly behind Yaochuan Guang.

There was indeed a dangerous aura coming from over there.

Cong Yu paused and said casually: "So even if you try hard to lean on the windowsill and look at me with resentful eyes, I will not change my words."

It is worth mentioning that Cong Yu did not even turn his head to confirm.

Only Yao Chuan turned his head after hearing Cong Yu's voice, and was startled by the head teacher who stood on tiptoe and leaned out: "Wow!"

"..."

Feeling the grievances coming from behind, which had turned into a physical form, Cong Yu complained without changing his expression: "So, the class teacher is just a small fry, a small fry~"

Minato Namikaze waved his hands with embarrassment, signaling Cong Yu to stop talking.

But it was obvious that the short pink-haired legal lolita class teacher was already so angry about Cong Yu's words that she jumped up and down: "Cong Yu, you little female devil!"

The head teacher said this, puffed up his cheeks and climbed onto the windowsill, then pounced on Cong Yu: "Today I will let you see how powerful adults are!"

"..."

"Plop~"

Then Cong Yu gently caught it and, with her hands under her armpits, placed it on the ground safely like a kitten or puppy.

During the process, the head teacher had no ability to resist.

Looking at the stunned head teacher, Cong Yu simply withdrew her hand and looked at her with a smile: "How dare you say that... Be careful or I'll call the police."

Yaochuan Guang laughed out loud on the spot: "Hahahaha! So weak! So cute."

Cute, it's undoubtedly a well-intentioned compliment.

But for the person being praised, this may not be the case...

The head teacher blushed and pointed at Cong Yu madly: "You you you you you you...I'm going to tell my dad!"

Where did this elementary school student come from?!

Cong Yu felt that the homeroom teacher and Nagashima Xiaoxi would definitely become good friends, and he casually agreed with her words: "Okay, I'll go talk to him later and discuss the matter of you forgetting about the cultural festival and asking me for help with ideas."

Upon hearing this, Namikaze Minato sighed: "Sure enough, the planning report you gave us for the cultural festival last year was made by Cong Yu..."

The girl sitting in front of Minato Namikaze also sighed: "Such a detailed layout plan, it really can't be made by the homeroom teacher~"

"Yeah, I thought it was very much like classmate Cong Yu's style."

"What a terrible teacher. He has gone too far...Cong Yu should report this to the principal."

"..."

The head teacher was silent for a moment at first, and then immediately tried to throw himself on Cong Yu and cry.

"I was wrong, please forgive me, I will do anything."

Three consecutive admissions?! And so fast!

Yao Chuanguang was shocked.

But the head teacher's attack was stopped by Cong Yu, who put one hand on the other's head and said, "Please be more reserved and don't do anything like [taking advantage of others]."

Here, Cong Yu’s [similar] has been expressed very euphemistically.

"Ahem, okay..."

The head teacher coughed twice, looked at Cong Yu with regret, and then ended the early morning farce: "Dear students, in this morning's physical education class, we will have a physical fitness test... There are quite a lot of people here today~"

"Then, we will decide on the list of Class A for the sports meet next week. This time, a magical girl will come to visit~"

"..."

"Eh? What? Magical girl?!"

"What's up with the magical girl?"

“This is the first time I’ve heard of this!”

Cong Yu: “???”

Yao Chuanguang: “???”

"..."

Not only these students, even Cong Yu and Yao Chuan Guang had never heard of a magical girl coming to visit an ordinary high school sports meet.

Where did this magical girl come from?

Cong Yu, who had no idea what was going on, subconsciously thought that something might have happened to her... Was a war going to start? At school?

However, the next moment he knew it was impossible.

Even if Yao Chuanguang thought about it, he would know it was impossible.

"Haha, I heard she's from the Magical Girls Association headquarters, a magical girl who's no longer active... but she was very famous in my time!"

The head teacher said this with her hands on her hips, and she looked obviously very happy, but with this body shape and expression, she said similar sighing words.

It really feels weird.

Because I always feel that [her era] is actually later than [modern times].

but……

The Magical Girls Association headquarters?

Cong Yu thought about it and almost knew it... They were the group of people who visited Yao Chuanguang and her colleagues' office before, right?

Aren't you ready to go back to Central City?

Is it related to yourself?

Or is it actually related to yesterday's monster?

"..."

Monsters, Fuuto High School, the explosion of the old gymnasium, the 21st Group, a ring package sent to the school, humans who have taken refuge with monsters, left behind hairpins, members of the Magical Girls Headquarters who have stayed in Fuuto, an ant monster of unknown origin, Guang Yaochuan's admission to school, and myself (me).

Is there any connection between them? Which ones can be combined into one situation...

How many states of affairs are there in this whole phenomenon?

Cong Yu thought...he felt that he needed to figure out these problems.

Well, at least I can exclude myself first!

Um... maybe?

Chapter 56: Monsters Attack Again

physical fitness.

This is an interesting noun... The word abbreviated as "physique" is a general term that has been deconstructed many times and combines many aspects.

For example, if a person often catches colds and gets sick, it means that his immune system is poor, and we can say that he has a poor physical constitution.

If a person seems to have not slept well and always looks weak, it is actually a problem of sleep quality, or it can be said that he has poor physical condition.

Poor ability to withstand blows can also be attributed to physical constitution.

But what surprised Cong Yu was...

"I think that the strength of athletic ability should not be attributed to physical constitution. There may be a certain correlation... but there is a sequence of events."

Cong Yu said this while sitting on the rolled-up ground sheets piled up in the gymnasium, looking at the head teacher beside him very seriously.

The young head teacher sat next to him, with an expression on his face that said, "If you keep talking, I'll just listen to your nonsense."

But Cong Yu's expression remained unchanged, and he continued to explain: "It's because of my poor physical condition that I can't do sports. It's not that you noticed that I have poor sports ability, so you warned me that I need to strengthen my physical condition... The cause and effect relationship is reversed."

"Reversing cause and effect is a taboo, teacher... The last person who used a spear that could reverse cause and effect was stabbed to death by his own spear."

"..."

The head teacher twitched her lips...So, she just reminded him that "his grades are very bad, his physique is too poor, he should exercise regularly."

As a result, Cong Yu talked a lot.

Come to think of it, Cong Yu was still out of breath after running the track and field race, but he just sat there for a while and started talking weird things without blushing or getting angry.

Last year's results were considered above average, but this year's are below average...Did this guy really run as hard as he could?

Thinking of this, the head teacher silently pinched the stopwatch hanging around his neck, then recorded the data of the girls' group, and glanced at the boys who were playing.

"Cong Yu, aren't you going to play ball?"

As she said this, she poked Cong Yu's waist with a teasing look on her face: "Or do you just like watching JK sweat?"

In response, Cong Yu just meowed at her and continued to look at the phone in her hand: "I don't like singing, dancing, rap, basketball, or watching JK."

"..."

"So do you like sitting with me, the teacher?"

"..."

"I suggest you go to bed early at night, otherwise you will daydream all day long."

"That's...that's too much. And you didn't even say honorifics."

"I suggest you look in the mirror and find a corner to hide away, so you don't have unrealistic fantasies all day long."