Living with a magical girl, but a weirdo cadre

　"At night, Nagashima Nozomi would sneak out through the window or, like a thief, lead a group of little elves to stroll down the street."

　"Carrying [the benefits]"

　"Blade" was eager to put her "parents hunter" career plan into action.

　"But there weren't many bad guys on the streets, and after wandering around like a headless fly for several hours, I had no choice but to sheathe my weapon."

　"Then I would obediently go home to sleep, and then go out again at night... and so on."

　"Is that so...?"

　Cong Yu expanded on the plot, which earned Xiao Cui's nod, indicating that Yongdao Xiaoxi was acting in roughly the same way.

　After a moment of silence, Cong Yu pondered for a moment...

　"Well, from a weird probability perspective, the probability of Xiaoxi encountering a bad guy right after meeting him and then immediately meeting another bad guy outside is not high."

　As Cong Yu continued making these inexplicable remarks, he really wanted to sigh: "Besides, this is, after all, Fengdu."

　This city isn't Gotham; there aren't criminals, thugs, or perverts roaming the streets at night...

　Even if there are drunkards, they probably just drank at an izakaya at night, then said they were going outside to get some fresh air to sober up, and ended up losing consciousness and wandering around aimlessly.

　That's about it, and he's not a professional drunkard.

　Yes, in America you might encounter professional drunks... ten drunks every night, eight of whom are familiar faces.

　This is called a profession.

　Cong Yu usually ignores drunkards in Fengdu. If any clueless person tries to chat him up, Cong Yu will just casually summon a snake to bite the other person's penis.

　The main purpose is to help the other person sober up, it's really nothing... The probability that the snake is poisonous is only about 30%.

　If Nagashima Koki were to wander around her neighborhood, the chances of even finding a drunkard would be slim, given that the area where they live isn't cheap.

　Although Koji Nagashima was a gambler and had a history of domestic violence before gambling, his position as a bank manager was a real one.

　However, judging from the situation, Nagashima Koki seems determined to do something big.

　This was Nagashima Koki's own choice, not something she was urged or guided by others with the slogan "Let's do something big, let's do something big!"

　“I understand, but…”

　As Cong Yu said this, she reached out and tied the ribbon on the gift box, patted the box, and prepared to send it out tomorrow morning: "Nagashima Koki is very ill."

　Xiao Cui knew that the "illness" Cong Yu mentioned wasn't a real illness. But she was very curious about Cong Yu's specific opinion on it: "What illness?"

　What illness is it...?

　"The diagnosis is 'Unwilling to be Ordinary,' and that's it."

　As Cong Yu spoke casually, he glanced at the gold ribbon used to tie the gift boxes on the table, then reached out and pulled Xiao Cui into his arms.

　Xiao Cui: "Eh? Eh? Eh?"

　Amid Xiao Cui's surprised exclamation, Cong Yu took Xiao Cui's long, lush hair, which cascaded like a verdant waterfall, and tied it into a long ponytail with a ribbon, making a bow.

　In this matter, it's better to guide than to suppress...

　"There's no point in stopping Xiaoxi. We might as well find an opportunity to satisfy her urge to uphold justice."

　"You should first explain the situation in Fengdu to her and tell her not to stay up all night and wander the streets... We need to think more about how to do it specifically."

　"Go-"

　As she said this, Cong Yu patted Xiao Cui's head and watched her leave the room... Xiao Xi could never be content with an ordinary life.

　If you tell Xiaoxi, "When you grow up, you should become a cake decorator like your mom!" she definitely won't be happy.

　But in fact, the cake decorator is also very nice.

　If Riko Nagashima hadn't been a pastry chef, and if the café hadn't been running a free event at the time, Nozomi Nagashima would probably have been beaten to death by her living father by now.

　Ultimately, the two were saved because of the cake.

　It's not entirely incomprehensible that Nagashima Koki wants to become a chivalrous hero...

　Cong Yu had thought the same thing when she was a child.

　Nagashima Koki's situation is difficult to handle...

　Wandering around at night is definitely dangerous, but having her accompany the Fuuto Squad to fight monsters seems even more dangerous than her wandering around at night.

　Moreover, apart from serving as Xiao Cui's assistant and taking on some of the mental effort to control the little elves, she is not very useful and may even make things worse.

　Even if we simply use Xiaoxi's "Eye of the Eternal Island" to find those "evil magical girls on the run"... there's no way we can find them!

　Dreaming of being a chivalrous hero who punishes evil and upholds justice, only to find that one's birthplace is in the very center of the Righteous Alliance town... This is truly heartbreaking.

　If it has to be done, Central City might be more in line with Nagashima Koki's requirements.

　Thinking this, Cong Yu looked at the calendar... There was still a week left until the 10-day holiday at the end of April.

　Showa Day, Constitution Memorial Day, Greenery Day, and Children's Day all fall together, creating a Golden Week in April.

　If it were Fengdu Affiliated High School, they should organize a trip for freshmen.

　In that case, perhaps...

　Before Cong Yu could finish her thought, a series of heavy footsteps sounded from outside the door, accompanied by Yao Chuan Guang's shouts—

　"Congyu-chan!"

　Shouting like that, Yaochuan Guang rushed over excitedly like a silly dog, burying his head in Cong Yu's arms.

　In that instant, Cong Yu recalled Lan Tianzhu's earlier words and couldn't help but ask, "Is he acting like a dog?"

　Upon hearing

　Upon hearing this, Yaochuan Guang immediately puffed up his cheeks like a pufferfish.

　However, having heard Cong Yu call her "Xiu Gou" countless times, Yao Chuan Guang had almost gotten used to it and even enjoyed it.

　"Me too! I want Congyu-chan too!"

　As Yaochuan Guang said this, his eyes sparkled, and he looked at Congyu with expectant eyes, burying his head in Congyu's arms.

　Cong Yu: "..."

　Okay, Cong Yu understands more or less.

　"Oh, really, where did you come from, you little rascal?"

　Speaking softly, Cong Yu turned Yao Chuan Guang around and buried her hands in her golden hair: "Actually, I'm quite good at tying hair, so just lean back like that and don't move—"

　Hikaru Yokawa: "Yay—"

　……

　Red: I want one too.

　Blue Sky Shore: ...

　Lantianzhu - The Only Short Hair: ...

　Chapter 622 Dente Speaks

　"It's okay now. The damage to the body tissues is back to a manageable level, but you should still eat more vegetables and fruits."

　The doctor gave these instructions, then pulled the blood-drawing needle out of Lan Tianzhu's arm and calmly collected the several vials of "boiling" blood.

　Under Cong Yu's gaze, the doctor closed the cabinet and coughed lightly: "If you think fruit is too expensive, you can continue taking vitamin supplements."

　No need for that, although the prices of fruit in Japan are indeed at a level that can be described as "shocking".

　However, not all fruits are expensive.

　Oranges and bananas are common and inexpensive fruits.

　However, Cong Yu was more concerned about the blood of Lan Tianzhu, which the doctor had conveniently placed away.

　Cong Yu: "..."

　doctor:"……"

　After the two looked at each other in bewilderment, Lan Tianzhu expressed his gratitude directly: "Thank you very much. Life will be easier from now on."

　During that period, she didn't dare to lie down on the sofa or dawdle, and she was very careful even when she slept.

　I was afraid that when I woke up, everyone would be doing their own thing in the fire.

　In response to Lan Tianzhu's words, the doctor coughed lightly and shifted his gaze from Cong Yu: "You're welcome, but you should still be careful when using the self-destruct technique. Otherwise, unpredictable changes may occur again."

　As he said this, the doctor sighed helplessly and said, "It seems that the magical girl has been experiencing some strange issues lately."

　Do magical girls often encounter strange situations?

　Besides Nagisa Azuma, are there any other magical girls with unusual situations?

　Cong Yu thought to herself, then exchanged a glance with Lan Tianzhu, unsure if the doctor was referring to Xiao Cui... The extermination technique, strictly speaking, couldn't be considered anything special.

　However, the existence of the Extinction Spell can well explain why Xiao Cui became a magical girl at a time that was not appropriate for her age.

　Logically speaking, children who are too young would not be particularly adaptable to magic, and it is more likely that they will become magical girls around the age of adolescence.

　If it was during her loli stage, even if she was affected by magic, she was lucky... or unlucky, but was still affected.

　At most, he'll end up like the homeroom teacher of Yaochuan Guang's class, in the same situation as the short, single, pitiful, legally cute pink-haired loli homeroom teacher.

　She will not actually become a magical girl.

　However, if one becomes a magical girl due to the influence of an extinction spell, then the situation is entirely different.

　As Cong Yu was thinking this...

　A familiar figure pushed open the door to the doctor's office: "Doctor? Is the doctor from the 22nd Group here? Hey, Cong Yu?!"

　Cong Yu and Lan Tianzhu looked towards the doorway.

　"Dente?"

　Cong Yu was somewhat taken aback, looking at Dente who had somehow ended up at the group's location... and then at the group's partner's kept girl.

　Curiosity flickered in Lan Tianzhu's eyes, but his expression remained calm as he simply waved and said, "Hi—"

　Dente is dressed a little differently today.

　It doesn't mean she changed her clothes... She changes her clothes all the time, and I heard they're all international designer brands given to her by Teredo.

　Although they don't look particularly eye-catching or good-looking, Teredo said that these clothes didn't cost any money... they were all samples given to her by the brand.

　Perhaps this is the true value of Walmart, a top-ranked company in the Fortune Global 500.

　Why are you wearing a hat?

　Cong Yu asked, occupying the doctor's office chair and sizing up Dente, who was wearing a top hat: "Are you here to perform magic? Or perhaps a pantomime?"

　Although, judging from Cong Yu, Dente is actually quite talented in comedy... because she causes so many troubles, she unexpectedly becomes a comedian.

　Even Cong Yu felt a strange sense of unease when he saw her, as if the label of "comedian" was about to become deeply ingrained.

　Lan Tianzhu glanced at the healed needle marks on her arm, then looked at Dente and commented, "You don't match at all."

　It really doesn't match, and the style is even a bit strange.

　Dente is not the gentleman "wearing a top hat and carrying a cane," or rather, he is the opposite... a pure street hustler.

　"Haha, this... I know too."

　The paths don't match at all.

　Dente looked rather helpless. She looked at the doctor and then at her white coat: "Um, hello... my name is Dente."

　The doctor nodded, his gaze fixed on Dente's hat, and said, "Xiaoying has told me about you. I'm a doctor from the 22nd Group. You can just call me Doctor."

　Upon hearing this, Cong Yu immediately understood.

　In an instant, he understood what the doctor meant: "The magical girls have been experiencing strange issues lately...?"

　Repeating the doctor's words, Cong Yu fully understood: "I haven't seen you for a while, so what happened?"

　Yes, although I don't know what happened, but...

　Dente didn't know how to start the conversation, so he simply took off his hat and said, "Haha, see for yourselves."

　The next instant she lifted it, blinding light shone through the gaps in Dente's top hat and hair.

　It illuminated the entire office.