Living with a magical girl, but a weirdo cadre

　"Didn't they know about the three thousand streams of flow?"

　"The leader of a quirky group that previously operated in Japan asked, her face full of disappointment: 'The Undying Monsters of the Shungai Family and the Shadow Legion—how could they possibly handle them?!'"

　Are they afraid that if there are too many people, it will be difficult for them to pick the peaches?

　The 22nd Group is quite famous in Japan... mainly because of its top-notch ability to grab business.

　I accept bodyguard jobs, assassin jobs, and medical treatment requests.

　They practically monopolized the black market in Fengdu and the surrounding cities... leaving the surrounding conglomerates with no choice but to rob banks to make money.

　"They've never been to Japan before, how would they know the enemy is so terrifying... That's why the King of the City favors the 22nd Group."

　One of the group leaders said this through gritted teeth: "Damn it, why doesn't the King of Fengdu support my group? If he did, would I still have to worry about the 22nd Group stepping on our heads... Ah."

　It seems I let something slip.

　However, quite unexpectedly...

　Many leaders guiltily looked away, trying to avoid their colleagues discovering that the other person was actually speaking for them.

　Yes, that's what everyone thinks.

　Because the King of Fengdu, Congyu, is completely on the side of the 22nd Group...that's why everyone has such a big opinion.

　Some people even secretly bought mobile phones and followed the official account of "Grand Ceremony of Ten Thousand Immortals" and Cong Yu's personal account...

　Waiting for the latest news.

　They were just waiting for the right time to surrender. If Cong Yu felt that one 22nd Group wasn't enough... then they would have to volunteer themselves.

　Hehehe, then it'll be time for my colleagues to show their true colors without any restraint.

　However, they were clearly unaware that this was one of the reasons why Cong Yu was destined not to choose their group.

　Who wouldn't want to associate with a treacherous official?

　Being a loyal minister rarely ends well, whether it's princes vying for power, treacherous officials rising to the top, eunuchs interfering in politics, or the loyalty of a loyal minister not being absolute.

　Neither of them will end well.

　But treacherous officials are different... once the previous emperor had used them, the next emperor would continue to use them, or even completely side with the main villain (Cong Yu).

　Go deceive them! Go ambush His Majesty Chi You!

　Wouldn't it be wonderful to simply claim credit for following the emperor's rise to power?!

　If Cong Yu becomes emperor, then anyone who has rendered meritorious service in supporting the emperor will be directly made the King of Monsters!

　Traitorous officials, how satisfying!

　That's what everyone really thinks, but it's impossible to say it out loud...

　"Drip-drip-"

　"..." Then, many people's phones rang simultaneously with the sound of messages from the "specially followed" accounts.

　These strange leaders were immediately taken aback, and then they all secretly took out their phones and began to look at the messages on the "Official Account of the Grand Ceremony of Ten Thousand Immortals".

　[#WorldUnitedAssociation# #WorldUnitedAssociation#]

　[List of Founding Members of the World Federation of Associations (Version 1)]

　[Association Chairman: Xian Kui]

　[Association Vice President:]

　[Li Na (also serves as the Head of the Global Coordination Department for Secular Affairs)]

　John Gankirk (also serving as Minister for Language and Culture Coordination)

　[Cong Yu (also serving as the chief representative of the eccentric group)]

　[Association Secretary: ...]

　[Chattering away...]

　The purpose of this association is to address a potential cataclysmic crisis, in which the evil god named Moirai is actually...

　[Attention...blah blah blah...]

　[Job opening/recruitment:]

　[A consultant to coordinate the interactions between monsters and magical girls (one monster and one magical girl). Requirements include a clear understanding of the relationships between various human nations and different monster groups, maintaining neutrality, not being hostile towards magical girls, monsters, or humans, and possessing strong...]

　[The Spell Advisor (a quirky individual) is required to master the vast majority of common spells, have a willingness to teach and popularize spells, possess strong control over magic, and not be hostile to those with few magical abilities...]

　[Technique instructor...]

　[Teaching Assistant...]

　Contact number: 0189191415411

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　"Ahem, everyone... I just remembered something."

　The eccentric leader coughed lightly and shoved his phone back into his pocket: "I won't bother you anymore, I'm leaving now..."

　What is the question everyone wants to know?

　The eccentric leader immediately gave a seemingly reasonable response: "My wife gave birth."

　The other eccentric leader, also with an awkward smile, stood up and said, "Well, I have something to do too... haha, my wife just gave birth."

　Are your wives the same person?!

　Chapter 695 Oh my god, nepotism!

　"You're applying for the position of procedure consultant, right?"

　As Cong Yu said this, she rested her chin on her hand with a sigh, lamenting why she had to sit here as an interviewer.

　However, he had actually done such a thing before.

　Because he killed the original personnel of the 22nd Group. So before he picked up Da Ying, he had held this position for a period of time.

　Why are you interested in this position?

　Cong Yu asked the strange man who came for the interview, and the man, who looked quite respectable, hesitated for a moment in response to Cong Yu's question.

　"There's no particular reason, I just feel this position suits me well...maybe it's because I'm very capable!"

　As he said this, the man confidently displayed the magic in his hands... and of course, the muscles in his arms.

　Arms enhanced by magic, gleaming with a metallic sheen.

　"..." Cong Yu fell silent, exchanging a glance with the deputy interviewer beside her, Ms. Lin Yun.

　This guy's acting as an adventurous spell consultant...

　It doesn't look like someone who knows magic at all.

　Cong Yu shook her head speechlessly, writing something on the documents in her hand, and then continued to ask, "Please talk about what you are most proud of in your past work?"

　Cong Yu's question was answered more easily by the other party: "Haha! I wiped out a human village."

　"We tortured and killed the people there, forcing the magical girls protecting them to release their spiritual veins, and then used it as our group's base."

　"..."

　"Uh-huh--"

　Cong Yu nodded, making an approving sound, and looked at the other person's head with a gratified gaze... wondering if it was empty inside.

　No, you killed someone, so don't get angry...

　The job requirements clearly state that applicants must not be hostile towards magical girls, monsters, or humans.

　It's one thing to say things like "a fair and square battle" or "a resounding victory due to our position!"

　You even subjected me to "torture" and "coercion" or something like that.

　It's a bit too much to identify him as the leader of a group of weirdos.

　Cong Yu: "Jormungandr Train!"

　The eccentric leader: "Croak?! Wind... King of Wind City, my job application was so brilliant, why... why?!"

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　"Next... What? You're asking about the previous interviewee? He failed miserably in his interview. Good luck."

　"The position you are applying for is..."

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　"Hello, may I ask you...?"

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　"..."

　"It's time to eat."

　As Miss Lin spoke, looking at this job fair where quite a few eccentrics had already perished, she seemed somewhat sentimental: "There isn't a single eccentric person taking the job seriously... Are all eccentrics like this?"

　"..." Cong Yu was speechless. He opened his mouth as if to say something, but then fell silent again: "..."

　Damn it, back in Japan, none of the weirdos around me were really that overpowered... What's going on?

　No, that's not right.

　Upon closer examination, isn't this another case of survivorship bias?

　It's precisely because the other party is so incredibly powerful that their first thought is, "Haha, I'm here to surrender!" and they rush over excitedly.

　Even a normal person, if they were considering taking the job, would be thinking it over carefully by now...

　"Eat first."

　Sighing, Cong Yu shook her head helplessly and reached into the void... into the Jormungandr train.

　Then, to Ms. Lin's astonishment, she took out two steaming bowls of instant noodles and placed them on the table in front of her.

　Forest:"???"

　In utter confusion, she checked the instant noodle container in front of her and looked at the production date: "Four years ago?!"

　If she's not mistaken, this cup of instant noodles must have been prepared four years ago, right?

　Is this okay?

　"Don't make that face. Although it was indeed bought and prepared several years ago."

　As Cong Yu said this, she calmly took out two forks and handed one to her: "But Jormungandr Train is my proudest spell."

　“I can control some changes in the environment of the carriages... I can also freeze the concept of space and time.”

　Cong Yu, who was explaining this, slurped up his noodles without a care in the world: "So there's no need to worry about them going bad or expiring."

　Oh, that's outrageous.

　Even so, Ms. Lin's upbringing made it difficult for her to eat instant noodles from four years ago.

　"Sigh...you really are something else."

　But in the end, she still slurped down her instant noodles, complaining as she ate lunch: "It feels like the people who came to apply for the job are not reliable at all."

　Miss Lin is right.

　The strange people I encountered during this job application process were all rather indescribable, hard to call just oddballs... they only made me question their intelligence.

　"There's nothing we can do. Once the truly skilled magical girls and monsters arrive, everything will be alright..."

　Miss Lin felt a strange urge to laugh at Cong Yu's words. But she held it in and simply said, "Just recommend a few suitable candidates internally."

　Is this appropriate?

　Cong Yu pondered for a moment, but still couldn't decide: "It's not suitable... I feel they're not up to the task."

　The biggest problem is that the average education level of magical girls and monsters is really too... well, too innocent.

　While highly educated magical girls are rare, they do exist.

　But there are very few eccentric people who have high academic qualifications, broad knowledge, and have actually attended school... even those who only attended high school.

　Perhaps, in the end, we can only choose the best among the worst and hire a few eccentric people who are of average ability but are willing and able to learn.