Living with a magical girl, but a weirdo cadre

　That would seem a bit foolish.

　"Sigh, this is so troublesome... After the poison is cured, I'll switch back to my original... younger self's body."

　The Pope remarked with such emotion.

　(Rabbit Man: Just like I thought before!)

　-

　When Cong Yu found Yao Chuan Guang and the others in the crowded square, he was still fiddling with his familiar yet unfamiliar monk's robes.

　It's familiar because a long time ago, he would wear this outfit every day, running around spreading his own gospel.

　The reason for the unfamiliarity is...

　The monks' robes of today, apart from retaining some of the previous designs, are quite different from what they used to be.

　The previous designs were mostly pure white, but the current styles are black and white... which is more in line with modern aesthetics.

　"Congyu-chan, over here... Wow, so handsome!"

　Yao Chuanguang blinked, looking at Cong Yu dressed in Taoist robes, somewhat surprised: "Their temperament matches so well."

　Amidst Yaochuan Guang's praise, Lantian Zhu seemed to be pondering something: "Why did you specifically change your clothes..."

　It was clearly stated that passersby and casual believers could wear regular clothes.

　Are you a believer?

　Lan Tianzhu said this, while Cong Yu pondered briefly, then smiled confidently.

　"I think I am."

　Chapter 765 The Pope Loves McDonald's

　"On this solemn and sorrowful day, we gather in this sacred place to mourn the passing of Pope Viktor Million VII."

　"Brothers and sisters, I stand here feeling humbled and burdened with responsibility, crowned with glory, and carrying on this mission."

　"Lambs, do not grieve, for he has returned to heaven."

　“…” babbling on and on.

　It was quite obvious that Dente was reading from the speech on the small table in front of her... after all, no one expected her to memorize it.

　However, even after she took off her chic trench coat and put on heavy formal attire, her image remained quite dignified.

　The halo above his head is also quite impressive.

　He does indeed look somewhat like a saint.

　As Cong Yu was thinking this, Yao Chuan Guang, who was with him in the believer's quarters, couldn't help but say, "Dente, you've grown up..."

　Upon hearing this, even Lan Tianzhu, who had maintained a calm expression throughout, couldn't hold back and burst out laughing.

　Cong Yu's expression was also difficult to keep up.

　Growing up is fine... but I've "matured" too.

　I just don't know how many harvests a year...

　However, Cong Yu knew why Yao Chuan Guang would say that... after all, Dente's image had indeed improved a lot.

　It's not exactly great.

　But for those who had seen Dente before, who looked like a street thug, the difference was indeed quite significant.

　"Because she knew she was unreliable, but she quickly learned how to make herself appear more reliable."

　As she spoke, Therese, dressed in a nun's habit, walked over, and she seemed to sigh as she spoke.

　Or rather, she was the one who felt the most awe.

　Dente used to be just her little follower, someone she found interesting to play with... Later, she found out that Dente was the Pope's granddaughter.

　Granddaughter is fine, it doesn't really matter.

　After some time, I heard that Dente had been chosen as the next pope... and after some more time, the old pope was gone.

　At least physically, it's no longer convenient for him to show his face in public.

　For no apparent reason, Dente was forced into a succession ceremony some time ago and became the new pope.

　"From now on, we won't be able to play the goldfish fishing game anymore."

　Theredo said with some regret... but what she meant by fishing for goldfish was actually using money to seduce Dente.

　It's really boring.

　It can only be said that the way Teredo and Dente get along fits the stereotype that Hikaru and the others have about "rich people and rich people's followers".

　However, Dente may not be short of money after that.

　The only thing to worry about is how much of the church's funds she will embezzle and put into her own slush fund.

　Dente was unaware of the rumors circulating about her; she was basking in glory and wearing papal robes.

　He was reading from a script there.

　"With boundless compassion and wisdom, he guides us on the path of light..."

　"The days we live are as nothing in the Father's sight; but the number of our lives guides the path we take."

　We are currently recounting the achievements of the former Pope, and there will be a moment of silence afterwards... The square may be quieter then.

　It might not be convenient to complain like it is now.

　Thinking this, Cong Yu looked up and listened to Dente's commemoration of Joseph Van Milion's actions in XXXX.

　He couldn't help but look at Old Deng, whose face was numb.

　"Don't you feel awkward listening to this?"

　For Cong Yu, attending her own funeral as the former "old man," now a beautiful young pope... was naturally quite awkward.

　Listening to those prayers, she almost dug a three-bedroom, one-living room, one-kitchen, and one-bathroom house out of the ground with her toes.

　"Finally, let us pray together for the Father's grace and blessings, and for the departed to rest in peace in heaven. Here we pray."

　In Dente's closing remarks, countless believers began to pray... and even the Pope's elderly body was brought out.

　Next came the ceremony of placing the coffin into the three-layered coffin.

　Hopefully Dente hasn't forgotten too many procedures...

　With this in mind, Cong Yu glanced at the Pope, whose expression was becoming increasingly tense, and then looked away.

　I want to offer comfort, but I don't know how to start.

　After all, not everyone has the experience of "watching their own body being put into a coffin".

　The same applies to attending one's own funeral.

　The Pope may not be the only one, but at least... ah, no, Miss Chi You is about to attend her own funeral.

　Stunning.

　However, the scale of the funeral (or resurrection?) on Chi You's side will probably be inversely proportional to the scale here... referring to the level of excitement.

　Some people die surrounded by thousands of people.

　Some people are afraid that their resurrection will be disrupted, so they dare not tell others and can only break the seal quietly.

　Hehe, Miss Chi You, how embarrassing.

　(Chi You: ???)

　-

　"Whoa!"

　Dente let out a strange cry and pounced onto his bed, quickly throwing off his heavy clothes.

　"Wow, it's Vaffanculo too! Fuxk the red deer—"

　Dente, the current Pope who usually presents a dignified and upright image to the outside world, was now hurling insults in four languages, displaying a completely lacking manners.

　But this is normal.

　After all, it was her first time attending such an event, and she had to work hard to remember all the etiquette and maintain her composure at all times.

　Dente was already exhausted from dealing with reporters and the media when he took over the position.

　I'm even more tired today.

　Tired...

　"Ahhh!"

　She rolled around in a frenzy, but even in this outburst, the current pope's aura remained astonishing!

　It is in no way inferior to...

　Freshmen who have just entered university!

　At that moment, Dente felt as if a lion was hiding in his eyes, filled with anger towards worldly authority and rules.

　This mundane burrito is so good it makes you want to kneel!

　Dente made them stand...

　What? You're going to kneel before me? Well, I could accept that...

　It's alright, but Dente really doesn't want to host the next similar event; he'd better just let Selena do it.

　(Selena: ???)

　Thinking this, Dente, lying on the bed, quickly saw the lion as a louse...

　It's beyond saving. (Sad)

　Then, Dente remembered something, quickly sat up, pulled out his phone, and started typing away—

　【Eat the Papacy Squad Out of Business (4)】

　[Dente: I'm starving! Get me something to eat!]

　[Teredo: I'm watching your grandfather and Serena talk about something related to fate. I want to hear it.]

　[Teredo/Toredo: Just hang in there.]

　[Dente: I'm starving! I'm starving!]

　[Dente: I'm starving!]

　[Dente: I was hungry this morning, and it's almost noon now!]

　[Dente: Help! I'm starving!]

　[Cong Yu: ...]

　[Cong Yu: What would you like to eat?]

　[Dente: Okay, okay, I want McDonald's. Just buy a lot, five or six meals, put it on the Vatican's tab.]

　[Cong Yu: ...]

　Cong Yu glanced at the group name and fell silent... If you eat the Vatican into bankruptcy in your lifetime, I'll just write your name backwards.

　Each character is individually flipped left and right!

　[Cong Yu: Hesitating]

　He's already the Pope, how come he's only good for this?

　Chapter 766 What? A car and a person?

　"..."

　"The soul of the piano? The soul of the piano?"

　In response to the voices emanating from a guitar, a reply came from the direction of a small black-and-white piano and synthesizer: "Now call me 'Keyboard Soul,' I've changed careers."

　Yes, episode 22.

　A youth league cadre with a piano soul suddenly discovers that he can not only possess the piano, but also the keyboard.

　The keyboard mentioned here does not refer to a physical keyboard with letters for typing, but rather the keyboard that is often mentioned in bands.