Living with a magical girl, but a weirdo cadre

　Lan Tianzhu seemed about to say something, but was interrupted by Cong Yu: "I know, I know... I'm really impressed with you."

　With these thoughts in mind, Cong Yu rubbed her temples and said, "I didn't say anything, I just said the atmosphere wasn't right... Never mind."

　It was all to save Lan Tianzhu's life.

　"Let me make this clear first, I'm only doing this to save you, and it's a secret... Don't tell Yaochuan Guang, and it's only once."

　Cong Yu gave these instructions, then seemed to remember something and exchanged a glance with Lan Tianzhu, who was thinking of the same thing.

　Isn't this exactly what the coerced female protagonist says to the blond guy in that weird comic strip?!

　"it is good."

　Lan Tianzhu responded, then his expression twitched, and he turned his head to the side, unable to suppress his laughter.

　Hehe, really, who cares if you do it once or twice?

　At least a hundred times! Lan Tianzhu said, at least a hundred times, a hundred times!

　"Croak! Let's fight!"

　"Okay, I understand. So, Lan Tianzhu..."

　"Cong Yu!"

　"Let's merge!" x2

　"Hey!"

　"Wow!"

　"Cuck!"

　-

　"I can't do it anymore. I can't do it anymore."

　Lan Tianzhu raised her hands in surrender. She collapsed onto her bed, looking utterly exhausted, with white foam almost visible at the corners of her mouth.

　Cong Yu: "???"

　After hesitating for a moment, Cong Yu checked the time on her phone... confirming that only two and a half minutes had passed since the "battle" began.

　Two and a half minutes? What kind of magical girl trainee are you?!

　Lan Tianzhu, her eyes filled with happiness, drew circles on Cong Yu's chest with her finger: "Can you tell me about your past?"

　Have we fast-forwarded to this point (the post-coital period)?

　-

　Doctor (shrugs): I already told you I'd prescribe medication, but you didn't listen, so don't blame me for not reminding you.

　Chapter 821 Blue Sky Nagisa's Declaration of Victory!

　Lantianzhu is a free bluebird.

　Free and unrestrained, chasing dreams and hopes...

　Born in the central city, she had no parents, and her grandmother was killed by villains, leaving her with no time to pursue her dreams.

　The wings with feathers were eventually replaced by the fire of revenge.

　Even so, she was still able to try to follow in the footsteps of the person she admired, until he was swallowed up by the giant serpent that blotted out the sky.

　From beginning to end, Lan Tianzhu never even had a chance to go to the demon.

　The French girl, Scarlet, conveyed her gratitude...

　Even this last vestige of freedom is gone.

　From then on, Nagisa Azuma had no one to love and no things to do; he was nothing but a man driven by revenge.

　It's like a middle-aged man who sits on the sofa watching TV, just getting by each day, waiting for some moment to arrive.

　Is the world good or bad?

　It probably depends on whether the person encounters good people or good deeds.

　Fortunately, Lan Tianzhu met two kind people, Yaochuan Guang and Congyu, and learned the good news that "Hong is still alive".

　Later, she met a kind person named "Xiao Cui" and had a wonderful encounter with "Hong Zhu Lai Le".

　Should we say we're thankful for Cong Yu? It seems everything is moving in a positive direction, instead of the bleakness that once surrounded us.

　It was as if the whole world had lost all color, with only deathly silence, gloomy haze, and the raging flames of vengeance.

　The world is quite beautiful now, with its red flowers and green leaves, isn't it?

　"Life is both cruel and beautiful."

　With this feigned deep emotion, Lan Tianzhu leaned happily against the bed, her legs reaching towards Cong Yu, trapping one of his legs between them.

　Cong Yu: "..."

　No, why am I suddenly reflecting on life?

　Moreover, your expressionless sigh seems utterly unconvincing... It's hard not to think that Azuma Nagisa just said it casually.

　"that……"

　Cong Yu didn't know how to start the conversation. He just felt the situation was quite a prank: "Are you really... satisfied?"

　As she said this, Cong Yu resisted the urge to cover her face.

　Lan Tianzhu used to be quite energetic, didn't he?

　Cong Yu recalled how often Lan Tianzhu went to the toilet when they used to sleep in separate rooms... and then suddenly realized something.

　Speaking of which, Lan Tianzhu used to go to the toilet again soon after returning to her room, and after one or two times, nothing would happen.

　in other words……

　So she really wasn't good enough?

　"That's about right, two or three times should be enough... Cong Yu, you said before that we should be more restrained, right?"

　As Lan Tianzhu spoke, he glanced at the clock on the wall, which showed that four minutes had passed, and rested his head on Cong Yu's chest.

　"..." Two or three times is probably about right.

　But your two or three times were a bit too fast, and the intervals were a bit too short.

　If we were to do a post-mortem analysis—

　As soon as Cong Yu and Lan Tianzhu merged, before anything even happened, Lan Tianzhu started yelling incoherently, rolling her eyes, and twitching uncontrollably.

　Two and a half minutes later, Lan Tianzhu entered "sage mode" on time.

　Hmm, that's hard to rate...

　"Cong Yu, aren't you satisfied yet? I can use the techniques I learned from my comics to help you... but as for 'hehehe,' I definitely can't."

　Lan Tianzhu said this, while Cong Yu didn't seem to care much: "No, I don't really care about that..."

　More than that, Cong Yu was worried about Lan Tianzhu's health: "Are you really okay? Do you need to see a doctor for some treatment?"

　I feel this has already fallen into the category of disease.

　"No, no... You need to be restrained, Cong Yu."

　Speaking so earnestly, and seeing Cong Yu hesitate, Lan Tianzhu hugged Cong Yu's arm and leaned closer: "More importantly, Cong Yu, tell me about what happened before? I don't know why, but I really want to know now."

　It's true, during the post-coital period, both men and women like to chat about random things... especially about the past.

　"Let's take a shower first, then go to the living room and talk slowly... We're all sticky right now."

　As she said this, Cong Yu, who felt that the situation was developing absurdly, couldn't help but pinch the side of her nose: "So that Yao Chuan Guang and Xiao Cui don't have to come back."

　How should I describe the current situation?

　The blond guy (blue guy) obtained evidence that the female protagonist (Cong Yu) was having an affair with someone else (the doctor), so he coerced her.

　The victim (Yao Chuan Guang) was completely unaware of this.

　This is a classic development.

　But then things took an unexpected turn—the blue-haired guy's abilities weren't very good, and he was directly killed by Cong Yu.

　This...this...the nature of comics has changed!

　The victims were all smiles.

　Lan Tianzhu nodded in agreement with Cong Yu's words. After getting out of bed, she looked at the bed and said in a flat tone, "The sheets need to be washed too."

　Yes, after all, it was almost completely soaked.

　With each spasm, Lan Tianzhu sprayed out a lot of fluid, and her body temperature was so high that the sheets felt warm.

　"So complicated……"

　Looking at the bed sheets, Lan Tianzhu said this, and then Cong Yuzhen was about to suggest that they could be cleaned inside the Jormungandr train...

　With her astonishing wisdom and rather inexplicable thought process, Lan Tianzhu said strange things: "If possible, I want to leave it for Xiaoguang to wash."

　What kind of "yellow-haired guy delivers videotape to the victim" plot is this?

　Cong Yu felt a bit of a headache and kicked Lan Tianzhu in the butt; "Go take a shower right now."

　Don't talk nonsense here.

　As for Cong Yu's attack, Lan Tianzhu rubbed his butt and showed a satisfied expression... It felt like it had been a long time since he had been kicked in the butt.

　Just as Azuma Nagisa was about to walk contentedly towards the bathroom, she suddenly stopped, recalling something she had read in a manga.

　plot.

　"Cong Yu, let's wash together."

　As Lan Tianzhu spoke, she turned her head to look at Cong Yu, who was gathering the sheets and changing the quilt for her.

　Cong Yu: "Huh?"

　To Cong Yu's response, "Huh?", which seemed to say, "I understand what you're trying to do, but are you serious?"

　Lan Tianzhu, without changing his expression, gave a thumbs up, his eyes filled with confidence: "Yeah, I'm getting into it."

　Did you eat a BBQ dog?

　Cong Yu: "..."

　Seeing the doubt on Cong Yu's face, Lan Tianzhu's eyes were quite serious: "I will do it with determination and awareness!"

　There's no need to go to that extent.

　Cong Yu was astonished by Xiao Lan's willpower, and gasped in surprise. He had made a small contribution to global warming, then glanced at the time—

　【08:51】

　Cong Yu: "Wandering aimlessly—"

　Lan Tianzhu: "We will win!"

　Blue Sky Nagisa's declaration of victory?!

　-

　"It won't work, it's definitely not going to work."

　Lan Tianzhu pleaded for mercy, her legs giving way as she sat on the bathroom floor, feeling utterly weak as she rinsed herself with water.

　Unable to withstand the pressure any longer, Lan Tianzhu's tone lost its composure and became somewhat ingratiating.

　"I was wrong, I was wrong... Let me help you apply the shower gel."

　"..." He was speechless.

　However, as anyone who frequently cheats knows, it's best to avoid using shower gel and shampoo in similar situations.

　However, Lan Tianzhu seems to have made some progress, because the current time is—

　【08:59】

　Chapter 822 The Young Hero Cong Yu

　"Bonne voyage!"

　When the captain waved goodbye behind him, Cong Yu, dressed in a cotton and linen monk's robe, turned around and responded with a couple of words.