Living with a magical girl, but a weirdo cadre

　"..." Everyone: "..."

　Cong Yu: "Who is this?"

　The alien homeroom teacher said, "That's my surname."

　"..." Shocked!

　Chapter 995 Making friends with Cong Yu is really worthwhile

　"Should we run away? Now? Here?"

　Yao Chuanguang asked in surprise, while the alien homeroom teacher, whose surname was very long and whose speaking habits were very different from those of Earthlings, nodded.

　At this moment, the butlers and maids in the alien homeroom teacher's house have been urgently dismissed, leaving only the butler and the head maid.

　Originally, Yao Chuanguang and the others were supposed to go to Lixiang, but they all wanted to stay outside and join in the fun, so only Ailiya went to Lixiang.

　The butler had already arranged the plan for everyone to escape the planet last night and had also explained the general situation to the "master".

　The spaceship responsible for the jump will arrive soon.

　The steward is currently organizing the necessary items; he'll head straight to the port later, calculate the timing, and then jump away.

　"Don't worry, I will protect the young lady and all of you who are her friends... even if it costs me my life."

　The one who said this was the head maid, whose left hand was wrapped in white bandages and whose right arm was equipped with a folded mantis knife prosthetic.

　Having made this promise, she showed a look of shame: "I apologize for what happened this morning. I will undergo more rigorous training to eradicate my fear of insects."

　So, you, the head maid, are one of those maids who are also afraid of cockroaches? But there's no need for such rigorous training.

　Of course, there's really no need to "risk your life to protect everyone"...

　Cong Yu and his group had always been indifferent.

　"Well, actually, there's really no need for you to train, Maid Sister..."

　"I don't understand what's so scary about cockroaches," Xiao Cui said, then looked at Cong Yu, who was typing away on the terminal.

　"What is Brother Cong Yu doing?"

　Cong Yu tapped on the terminal screen as Xiao Cui said this: "Tell the president and the others about our situation."

　As she said this, Cong Yu looked at the president's reply on the terminal screen and couldn't help but smile.

　"what? What?"

　Yao Chuan Guang curiously leaned closer, and for some reason, she even tried to burrow under Cong Yu's arm.

　He practically buried his head in Cong Yu's arms, staring at Cong Yu's terminal screen—

　[Cong Yu: That's about it. So we might go to other star systems first. There seems to be some unrest in the neutral star systems here. After you've finished your business, you should also leave as soon as possible.]

　[President: ...]

　[President: We understand. Once you arrive in other star systems, send us your location and we will come to pick you up.]

　[President: There's more...]

　[President: Your experiences are truly legendary.]

　Yao Chuanguang blinked as he finished reading, then said, "Legendary? It doesn't seem that exciting..."

　Upon hearing this, both the head maid and the alien homeroom teacher cast surprised glances at them—wasn't this exciting enough?!

　The captain wants to kidnap the young lady/me, or he sends genetic warriors to capture her... Isn't that exciting enough?

　In response, Lan Tianzhu, who possesses a great deal of common sense, poked...

　Yao Chuanguang, his face expressionless, said, "From your perspective, what would be considered exciting and legendary?"

　Suddenly asked this question by Xiao Lan, Yao Chuan Guang seemed to fall into thought.

　"Eh... I guess it is..."

　Yao Chuan Guang recalled his past experiences and then decided to start with the most recent ones: "An evil god suddenly descended, stopped time in the world, and then decided to exterminate all of humanity... or something like that?"

　In response, Cong Yu didn't hesitate to criticize: "Isn't the implication of these 'etc.' a bit too obvious?"

　And it's quite obvious.

　Cong Yuyou isn't the only one suffering from CPDD (PTSD) related to Moirai...

　That guy will truly be etched in the depths of human memory forever; it's truly a case of "I'll never forget you in this lifetime."

　While Cong Yu was complaining and Yao Chuanguang was scratching his head and chuckling, the butler had already parked downstairs in what was probably a "car".

　"Head Maid, please escort the young lady to the carriage; ladies and gentlemen, is there anyone who would like to volunteer for the front passenger seat?"

　As he spoke, the butler, a middle-aged gentleman with a neatly groomed beard, poked his head out from the driver's seat.

　From his words, it's clear that the passenger seat seems to be a rather dangerous position... especially considering the possibility of an attack on the road.

　Although the probability is low, the possibility cannot be ruled out.

　"Let me do it."

　As Cong Yu said this, he then saw the butler get out of the car, open the door, and gesture for him to enter.

　After a slight pause, Cong Yu couldn't help but smile, then crossed over from the driver's seat and sat in the passenger seat.

　The interior design of the "car" is quite different from that of a car on Earth... If I had to describe it, it would be that there are many screens.

　To put it more abstractly, these "vehicles" were not originally designed as "vehicles," but are clearly more like land-based spaceships.

　This is clearly visible because the car's windshield is not a "window" but a screen that displays road conditions.

　From the front of the car, you can't see inside...

　However, the windows on both sides of the car door are indeed upturned.

　Then, seeing the alien homeroom teacher and Yao Chuanguang and others sitting in the back seat, Cong Yu felt as if he had kicked something.

　Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be an iron box.

　Sitting in the driver's seat, the butler, who had started the car via terminal, glanced at Cong Yu and asked, "Young man, do you know how to use a gun?"

　Oh, I see, this box contains weapons...

　I have used Earth guns, but I have never used an alien gun.

　"No...you take the weapon."

　Cong Yu said it so simply, but Yao Chuan Guang's eyes lit up at his words: "Wow! A gun! Get me one too!"

　Cong Yu and the butler, who was searching for weapons in the weapon case, looked back and then exchanged a glance.

　The butler clearly saw the meaning "ignore her" in Cong Yu's eyes, and understandingly began to drive.

　The car has in-vehicle AI.

　However, it's clear that the butler has more faith in his driving skills than the AI, and seems like a gentleman with a story to tell.

　Cong Yu's gaze shifted from outside the window to the alien gun placed next to the left car door... a convenient spot for the butler.

　Then, the alien homeroom teacher, sitting in the back seat, spoke up: "Butler, play some music..."

　The butler naturally obeyed the alien homeroom teacher's words, turning on the stereo while replying, "Yes, Miss."

　Then, the radio melody started playing inside the car.

　"---"

　As the rhythmic music played, Cong Yu leaned against the passenger seat with her arms crossed, suddenly feeling as if she had been transported to America in the 80s.

　However, the radio station I listened to in the car had a somewhat unfamiliar music style, not quite like the old American radio songs from the 80s.

　It felt like stepping into a fantasy of 2019 Los Angeles (Blade Runner), with a strong old movie vibe.

　Amidst the radio broadcast, Cong Yu glanced out the passenger window and whispered, "A car is following us."

　Everyone couldn't help but look back.

　The butler continued driving without saying a word.

　"Miss and all guests, please kneel down."

　As she said this, the head maid reached out and pressed the alien homeroom teacher and the youngest girl, Xiao Cui, down, then took out a gun from her maid's skirt.

　"The other side might not dare to open fire on the street."

　Cong Yu said this, while the butler took his left hand off the steering wheel, ready to fight at any moment: "They dared to kidnap the councilor's daughter. Once the plan is exposed, there's nothing they won't do."

　With that, the butler picked up the gun with both hands and instructed the AI: "Activate autopilot, target port."

　The instant he finished speaking...

　"biu! biu! da da da! biu!"

　Countless bullets of energy and bullets of physical form were fired from guns protruding from the rear car windows, causing passersby on the roadside to either take cover or scream in terror.

　"Cong Yu-chan?"

　Yaochuan Guang's question made her meaning very clear, and Cong Yu's answer was equally simple—

　"Yes, the alien homeroom teacher is a friend."

　Chapter 996: How much would it cost to make a movie out of this chapter?

　"Da da da!! Biu-biu-biu-da da"

　clatter!"

　Soon, the number of vehicles chasing and attacking the alien homeroom teacher increased, and countless bullets hit the vehicle's shields.

　The unfolded shield, flickering on and off, looked somewhat unstable.

　"I'm sorry, it seems I've dragged you into this."

　The alien homeroom teacher said this, but Cong Yu and the others didn't react much... even though it was indeed true.

　From a serious standpoint, those guys were indeed after the alien homeroom teacher, and everyone else was indeed implicated.

　But clearly, reality shouldn't be thought about in such a "serious" way.

　Cong Yu and his group didn't need to think about it.

　"Well, to put it bluntly..."

　Lan Tianzhu casually spoke, looking at the alien homeroom teacher: "Actually, you're not qualified to drag us down."

　The wording and meaning of this statement were somewhat beyond the comprehension of ordinary people. Even the alien homeroom teacher, her butler, and her maid didn't quite understand its meaning.

　Before they could figure it out, Cong Yu stretched her limbs: "How far do you want to go? Do you want to kill them all?"

　"..." Oh, right!

　The alien homeroom teacher suddenly realized. She suddenly realized that Cong Yu was a Calamity Species... which meant that he could unleash Calamity here.

　Because Cong Yu has a stable personality and doesn't seem to have any destructive power, only displaying some superpowers called "magic," the alien homeroom teacher completely forgot about it for a moment.

　"Well... as long as innocent people aren't harmed."

　The alien homeroom teacher hesitated for a moment before speaking, opening her mouth as if to say, "Um... isn't Xiao Cui capable of creating those little creatures?"

　The alien homeroom teacher's idea was for Xiao Cui to create little fairies to harass the other party... but that would be very inefficient and might not even work.

　"I like things to be done once and for all."

　As he said this, Cong Yu opened the passageway of the Jormungandr train under his own feet and buttocks.

　Clearly, Cong Yu fell down very quickly.

　"Hmm? The power of calamity? That's truly a rare sight."

　As he said this, the butler maintained fire suppression at the rear and handed the driving over to the AI. He noticed Cong Yu appearing on the roof of the car.

　“Hey! Kid, whatever you’re planning to do, the shield on the roof is half your height. If you crouch down, you can protect yourself.”

　After the butler finished speaking, he realized that he could no longer fire ammunition after pulling the trigger, so he quickly pulled his head back.

　At that very moment, a bullet flew by, grazing his hair where his shield was just exposed, and taking away a few strands of bloody hair.

　Perhaps a small piece of scalp was also torn off...

　"Hiss... Ha, the long-lost injury."

　The butler gasped, then laughed, before calmly but rapidly changing the energy canisters on the guns.