Living with a magical girl, but a weirdo cadre

The shadow sitting in the center was rummaging through the pile of papers placed in front of her, and finally selected one and held it up.

The paper reads:

[Hello, I am Da Ying, she is my clone. As the clones are iterated downward, their power will become weaker, but their bodies will become more and more human... including language ability, eating ability, etc.]

"..."

Weirdos, that's amazing.

Nagashima Riko's mood at this moment was a mixture of shock and novelty. For the first time, she had a real feeling that she had "stepped into the dark side of the world."

"Hello, I'm Nagashima Riko."

For the respectful Nagashima Riko, Oei found a sign: [I have read your resume. ]

Then, it was Xiaoying who was standing next to her who spoke up: "Tudu Women's University is not an authoritative institution... Of course, this only affects your salary."

Nagashima Riko immediately felt a sense of trance...

Why does the Weirdos Group also look at academic qualifications when recruiting people? !

……

【What direction do you want to pursue in the future? 】

Da Ying held up the sign, and Xiao Ying immediately added: "For example, if you want to be a field staff or a housekeeping staff."

"Or a combatant... Of course, if you want to become a combatant, you may need to undergo a certain degree of freak transformation. I hope you can accept it psychologically."

For the time being, Nagashima Riko still has some resistance to becoming a weirdo... because she is a little worried that she will become ugly.

Afraid of being caught and beaten to death by the magical girl.

However, Cong Yu seemed to have told her before...

"In fact, I run a cafe on Red Heart Commercial Street, which is a popular location. I can provide the cafe's private rooms as the base for the group."

In response to Nagashima Riko saying this, Okage and Okage looked at each other... although from the outside, they didn't seem to have eyes.

There is actually no need for applicants to say this kind of thing.

Because after the other party is confirmed to join the company, the group should also make similar arrangements after investigating the applicant's information.

After all, there is no such thing as too few strongholds.

However, if the applicant said this directly, it would be a subtle hint... Someone reminded her that she could say that.

Either it’s the weirdo in the field, or it’s Cong Yu, the socialite.

[It has been decided. Here is our group's code of conduct manual and basic list of executives. Please memorize them.]

The big image held up a sign with example sentences, while the small image pushed a booklet towards Nagashima Riko and added details aloud:

"You don't need to pay too much attention to the former. Just take a quick look at it. The basic meaning is not to disclose the group's affairs to the outside world."

"The list of cadres at the end of the manual is quite important. I hope you can match the cadres' faces with their names to avoid causing any offense to them."

"As for salary, I don't want to ask you about your expected salary first. According to the most basic principle, the salary of civilians who provide bases is 3000 yuan per month... and a year-end bonus will be issued at the end of the year."

"The specific job content is to ignore all guests who behave strangely and receive them normally. On this basis, we will not interfere with your life."

"..."

Nagashima Riko pondered it for a while, and then realized... Isn't this just a bunch of weird customers for no reason, and they are getting paid for nothing~

Damn it! If I had known this earlier, I would have joined the weirdo sooner!

Chapter 117: The King's Hair Loss Crisis

"On the day of the beginning of summer, there are no camellia flowers blooming, but snow is pressing down on the pine branches?"

Cong Yu sat in his office, reading the short poem on the paper in his hand. He looked out the window at the snow-covered scenery and said, "Haiku?"

To be honest, Cong Yu is not very educated.

He couldn't even write regulated verse, which was his specialty.

I'm not good at regulated verse, I can only play Hearthstone at best.

Or make up a poem like [One piece, two pieces, three or four pieces, five, six, seven, eight, nine or ten pieces; thousands, tens of thousands of pieces, countless pieces, fly into the plum blossoms and never disappear].

Not to mention haiku.

Want Cong Yu to improvise two sentences...like forgot to do the homework, so he stood in the corridor and rushed forward (Mogami River)?

or……

[Ren Tun's crimes were heinous, Suo Gou's complaints were endless, and he has died. ]

some type of?

Cong Yu was not quite sure either. He held the pen from Xue Nu's office and wanted to write something, but he couldn't write a single word.

To be honest, although Cong Yu has good grades, he is not a person with a very cultural background, or it can be said that... he is cultured, but has no background.

There will definitely be no problem if he copies something from Matsuo Xjiao.

But when I really asked him to write it himself, it still didn't work.

With this thought in mind, Cong Yu looked at the time... It was almost nine o'clock in the morning, but the Snow Girl still hadn't appeared.

Today is May 5th, Sunday...

Is the Snow Girl going to take a holiday?

At this time, a little girl's panting voice came from the door of the office: "Huh... I'm dying! Snow Girl, your Beidu is too cold!"

Then, a cold but smiling voice responded: "This is Beidu. If it's cold, I'll find you some thick clothes to wear."

In response, the little girl responded carelessly: "That's not necessary, you'll be warmed up after drinking some wine later!"

"..."

Then, along with the sound of the key being inserted into the door, a woman in white clothes and white hair and a little girl with blonde hair, two long horns and a bow tied behind her head entered the office.

"Ah, Cong Yu, you are here as expected."

"Oh! As expected!"

The two of them didn't seem surprised at Cong Yu's arrival. After all, the Snow Girl also knew that today was her birthday.

The little Loli put down the wine gourd in her hand without hesitation and reached for the gift box that Cong Yu placed on the desk.

"Let's see what gift you gave the Snow Girl."

Cong Yu gently patted the little loli's hand and stopped her behavior by saying this rudely.

"You are so rude, Shuten."

Cong Yu taught the long-horned loli named Shuten in this way, putting down the snow girl's haiku in her hand and tapping her forehead: "Don't open other people's gifts carelessly."

The Snow Girl also grabbed Shuten's horn and threatened: "Don't move, or I'll pull the bow on your horn off."

Then, the Snow Girl began to open the gifts with an expectant expression.

Cong Yu simply sat next to Shuten and chatted with her casually: "Are you here to celebrate the Snow Girl's birthday too?"

In response, Shuten gently sipped the wine in his wine gourd and curled his lips: "I'm not in the mood for this... I came all the way here to see you."

"Find me?"

"Yeah, after all, you will definitely appear in Beidu today, otherwise who knows where you will appear in Fengdu~"

Shuten said this, pretending to be helpless and spreading his hands: "After all, when I find you, you are usually at a girl's house."

In response, Cong Yu immediately grabbed her horns from behind and pulled her head back: "Don't slander someone's innocence with your unfounded words!"

Shuten tilted his head back and waved his hands towards the sky: "Let go, Cong Yu, let go... My horns are not your armrests!"

Shuten shouted, but when he realized that his resistance was useless, he gritted his teeth and thrust back fiercely: "Super Headbutt!"

"puff!"

Cong Yu, who was hit in the stomach, almost vomited blood. Then he leaned back and fell to the ground while still holding Shuten Kaku.

While the two were playing and fighting, the Snow Girl had already opened Cong Yu's gift, which contained a greeting card and a piece of cake.

Greeting cards are a fixed process, and there will basically be some auspicious words of blessing every year, but a small piece of cake is more pleasing.

At least she liked the cake better than the bouquet.

The Snow Girl immediately showed a surprised expression. She looked at Cong Yu who was riding on Shuten and wrestling with the demons: "The cake looks delicious. Did you make it yourself?"

The Snow Girl asked this while looking at Cong Yu who had barely managed to suppress the enemy and was sitting on Shuten, knowing that the situation would soon be reversed.

The power of ghosts is still very terrifying.

Although she knew what kind of answer Xue Nu wanted, Cong Yu still shook her head honestly: "Of course I bought it."

"I can cook and make steamed buns, but making cakes is still... um, wait."

Cong Yu's voice lengthened as he spoke this. He thought for a moment and said, "If I buy the cake base and butter, I can actually make the cake myself."

Thinking about this, Cong Yu smiled and raised a finger: "Then, next time the five of us get together, I'll make a cake for you."

The Snow Girl immediately smiled affirmatively and expressed her anticipation.

Because Cong Yu relaxed one of his hands, Shuten, who was suppressed by him, immediately found an opportunity: "Throw at Togakushi Mountain!"

Shouting like this, Shuten stretched out his hands and grabbed Cong Yu's waist, then suddenly lifted it up, then turned his body over, and used his body to press Cong Yu heavily to the ground.

"boom!!!"

As the office floor shook violently and huge cracks appeared on the tiles on the ground, Shuten completed the reversal of up and down.

"Hahaha!"

With his hands on his hips and a smile, Shuten sat on Cong Yu's waist and said, "When it comes to close combat, Cong Yu, you are still too useless! A useless person!"

"..."

"Where did you learn how to speak like a female ghost?"

Cong Yu complained like this, patted Shuten's butt, signaling her to get off him, then covered her waist and sat down again with a sigh.

After a heavy fall, I felt that the lifespan of my lumbar intervertebral disc was reduced again.

The Snow Girl looked at the office floor helplessly...the white tiles were broken into pieces.

But there is nothing we can do about it.

For them, tiles, cement, and even reinforced concrete are extremely fragile things.

This is true even of the world itself.

Sometimes when five people are having fun, it would be normal for the tiles to break, or even a building to collapse.

So the Snow Girl won't be angry or anything like that...

If something is broken, just repair it or replace it.

With this thought in mind, the Snow Girl gently scooped a spoonful of cream and swung the cake fork in her hand: "So, Shuten, what do you want from Cong Yu?"

After the Snow Girl said this, Shuten, who was still immersed in his victory, realized that she had come to Cong Yu for something important.

"Oh, yes! Yes! It's a big deal, a very big deal!"

Shuten said this with a very serious look on his face: "Takemikaze has no way out of the house!"

Takemurai is one of the five kings of Neon, and the only king on Neon's side who does not have a human form... It is hard to say that he is a weird [person].

Maybe it can be considered a monster?

And although he named himself Jian Yulei, in actual classification, he should be classified as a thunder beast...

Looks very similar to Jolteon.

But, there is absolutely no way to go out... What does that mean?

Amid Cong Yu's puzzled expression, Shuten sighed: "Takemurai is losing his hair non-stop...his tail is almost bald."

"Earlier, Jian Yulei found Tamamo and asked her how she kept her tail hair long and smooth. Tamamo gave him a few bottles of hair cream."

"It's a pity that the hair cream is useless... Of course, if nothing unexpected happens, Tamamo will definitely laugh at him severely."

"Then Jian Yulei came to me again and begged me to ask Cong Yu if you had any solution. It looked like his hair had really become very sparse."