They want to hear my voice

The electronic sign on the bus displayed the date and time. Bai Zinan was speechless. It was really him. He had spent several years in this world, but only fourteen days here. What the hell was this?

Tesla sighed at the Tianqiong Mountain Cemetery. "I don't know why I think of our first date. Will something go wrong this time?"

Tesla's first date with Bai Zinan was in a cemetery, and then they both went to the police station.

"Tesla, don't worry, there are no supernatural phenomena in this world, right?" Cocolia thought that this world was very safe.

[It’s hard to say. If there were no supernatural phenomena, how could he have traveled through time…]

"Sir...are you okay?" Wendy looked at Bai Zinan motionlessly. It was hard for her to accept the sight of her own tombstone.

"Don't worry. Why is there a three or four-year-old child here?"

Kiana was careless and had no sense of staying quiet in the cemetery. She pointed at a three-year-old child not far away.

"Why does that guy look a bit like Li Pu? Could he be Li Pu's younger brother?"

Bai Zinan walked over after visiting his own grave. At first glance, he was sure that this guy was definitely a relative of Li Pu. The instinct engraved in his DNA started to move. When he saw the tombstone, Bai Zinan's heart and lungs stopped for a second, followed by ecstasy.

Li Pu is dead? I still owe him a hundred dollars. I don't have to pay him back. Hahahaha.

"Well, little friend, the owner of this tombstone..."

The three-year-old child looked up at Bai Zinan and felt a pang in his heart. Is this sad person coming back to visit the grave? The three-year-old child is Li Pu, who was plotted by Li Pu's mother who wanted to have a feast. In an outrageous way, Li Pu was sent to a world where he had no influence on Bai Zinan at all.

Of course, it is also a world of collapse.

"He died. He died during the seventh day of Bai Zinan's death."

I have to disgust him. I finally get to see him again. I have to disgust him. "My mom and Bai Zinan's mom are both considering whether to have a ghost marriage or something like that."

The other fourteen girls were not sure, but Ai Lixia knew it all. She had read all of Bai Zinan's memories, and if she remembered correctly, Li Pu was a boy.

"I see. I'm your brother's good friend. I'm a little sad, so I came to call you brother."

Bai Zinan spoke with great emotion, but Li Pu remained unmoved. He knew this sad man too well and knew that this guy must be happy in his heart that he didn't have to pay back the hundred dollars.

[It's broken. I have a bad feeling.]

"One hundred and eight styles, versus Bai Zinan's secret technique, throwing Adou."

Amid the girls' screams, Bai Zinan was pulled over by the three-year-old Li Pu, and then thrown heavily to the ground, and Bai Zinan... was completely unable to resist.

The moment they saw each other, their respective DNAs were trembling. They had to give Bai Zinan a thumbs down. This was a habit they had developed since childhood.

Everyone was blocked between Bai Zinan and Li Pu. Li Pu was flattered. "Let me see... Paramecium, Fan Lu, Pressed Duck, Yellow-haired Idiot, Shenzhou... Immortal, Twin Ponytails and Chicken Coop Hair, Aunt Ke, Judas Launcher, Xi'er, Shameful Herrscher, Rich Woman, Gua Sha Master, Coconut Sheep, and the Thirteenth Herrscher.

Good for you. "

Bai Zinan: Where did the Thirteenth Herrscher come from? ? ?

Ai Li: Oh, I didn’t tell you since you didn’t ask me. You won’t blame me, right?

[And me, the God of Collapse. 】

Li Pu: Thanks to Bai Zinan's intelligence, we successfully killed the Honkai God.

Bai Zi Nan:

"Sure enough, you are here to ask for the hundred dollars, right?"

Li Pu shrugged, and at this moment, a voice sounded in everyone's mind, "Achievement achieved, smashed with bare hands."

Everyone:? ? ?

"It's useless for you to stand in front of me. Although Bai Zinan and Honkai are in a strange state now... As long as I want..."

Some things are engraved in DNA, such as the innate skills of Li Pu's father against Bai Zinan's father, which were inherited to this generation as Li Pu's innate skills against Bai Zinan, which are generally special attacks against humanoids or humanoid-like beings.

For Bai Zinan... this talent will be enhanced hundreds of times and can directly lock the opponent's skills and actions.

"During the Qingming Festival, aren't we here to visit our own graves? Are we here to visit your graves?" Li Pu shrugged at Bai Zinan, who looked speechless. "By the way, Le Zitong said that there are stray dogs stealing the tributes recently. Look, he is now eating your tributes like crazy."

As Li Pu pointed over, Bai Zinan became numb, and when she turned around, Li Pu had disappeared.

After Bai Zinan and Ye Gou snatched the tribute, they returned to their original world with their female relatives.

"Ahem, let me ask you, amoeba, how does it feel to be knocked down by a three-year-old kid?" Bronya (milk duck) took a cucumber from the refrigerator and placed it in front of Bai Zinan as a microphone.

At this time, Honkai had already become autistic. What blood suppression? The secret technique he used against Bai Zinan just now directly sealed himself off.

"One day, I will let the dogs loose to eat Li Pu's tribute like crazy."

Bronya: You are worthy of me.

Alicia: What lofty ideal? I, Alicia, am embarrassed to remind you that this wish is impossible to achieve.

Ai Lixia's intimate reminder: Bai Zinan being suppressed by Li Pu and being afraid of his wife are both inherited from his family.

"But it's good like this now. That guy also has the aura of collapse... Maybe he has gone to a world where I don't exist?"

There is nothing better than a wife, children and a warm bed, at least for Bai Zinan.

I visited my own grave. Although the process was quite tortuous, it finally fulfilled my wish. Bai Zinan, who had nothing to do... went to look for the ancestral graves of those people who were not given a holiday during the Qingming Festival.

Not having a holiday means there will be no ancestral grave, and some people will just ask tomb robbers to dig it up.

Bai Zinan attacks!!!

Chapter 42: Think about it carefully, Bai Zinan has been getting free stuff

“Old hen soup…”

Looking at the old hen soup on the table, Bai Zinan fell into deep thought. It was because he remembered the chicken legs that Kiana had snatched away from him many times.

As a new wife, I really need to replenish my blood and energy. This is the chicken that my mother sent me early in the morning...

Looking at the chicken soup, Bai Zinan suddenly understood one thing.

[No way, Sir, it was such a long time ago that you just remembered it. ]

Bai Zinan: No wonder I had chicken soup a few mornings. I was wondering when the morning food was so good...

Keqing: Tell me about it?

After a bowl of chicken soup, Keqing felt much better. Looking at Bai Zinan who hadn't eaten a single bite, Keqing said, "I say..."

"Can we not use the lightning element midway next time?"

"?"

Ke Maomao was very confused. What did he mean by using Thunder Element in the middle of the game? Ke Maomao blushed, and then Ke Maomao realized what it was.

“I…I know. Why are we talking about this?” Keqing changed the subject and continued, “Mona said…you are not from this world. Do you have a wife in another world?”

[Ah, I know. I'll answer. There are 10. According to their calculation, Bai Zinan's month is divided into 10 parts, three days for each person.]

Bai Zinan: Ji, don’t remind me of the time when there were no human rights.

Keqing: I see. I guess we have to meet them, plus the five of us... two days each, that’s just right. If there are 31 days left, we can have one day off. If there aren’t enough days left, we can have a month off.

Bai Zinan: Master Ke, please stop exploiting me.

[I am still very curious about how you reached this cross-world consensus. ]

Keqing: It cannot be said.

"It would be nice to meet her if I have a chance." Keqing finished drinking the chicken soup. "This chicken soup is neither salty nor bland, and tastes good."

Keqing is in a relaxed mood today, as she has no plans to go out or go to work, and she will never work during her vacation.

Her hips still hurt a little, and her legs felt weak when she walked. "How about you help me up? I will never touch this kind of wine again."

Alcohol harms both others and yourself. After experiencing a painful lesson, Keqing understood one thing: anyone who drinks is a fool, especially those who do not do their job properly.

"I can even carry you on my back."

Bai Zinan helped Keqing up from the chair, "Where are you going?"

"rest."

Keqing had originally wanted to go shopping during the holidays, but now? Screw it, why go shopping? She wanted to rest, have a good rest.

……

The sun is shining today, which is suitable for activities.

Bai Zinan thought so and excitedly took a pair of seafood still in the ecological box in his hands.

Osel and Ba Che: ???

"I remember Inazuma seems to have a Touki-kabuto bug, right? Come, my two little darlings, contribute some of your demonic aura."

Could Osel refuse? Absolutely not. He was sucked of the demonic aura by Bai Zinan. "Take good care of your aura. I'll come back to get it when I need it."

Adhere to the strategy of sustainable development and strictly prohibit overfishing. Bai Zinan thought truthfully and sealed the demonic aura of Osel and Bache. Bai Zinan returned to the house and told Keqing that he was going out for a while.

I want to create a demon ghost beetle and then beat the ghost beetles of Inazuma and her children hard.

"Ah Qing, I need to go out for a while."

Keqing nodded, "Got it, go ahead and remember to come back."

This guy wouldn't let the bride stay alone in an empty room the next day, right? Keqing blushed when she thought of this, but what she didn't know was that Bai Zinan was a guy who could really do such a thing.

After all, Bai Zinan is a person who resolutely stops being a human after realizing that humans have their limits.

After her wedding with Keqing, Ying went to Inazuma with Beidou's Southern Cross. As expected, she was trapped on an outlying island and began her life as a worker.

"If you encounter difficulties, you can shout Noelle in the Knights, Bai Zinan in Liyue, and Inazuma..."

"It seems there is no one to rely on. Even Thomas is just a laborer who is very good at bargaining."

After passing that almost blackmailing level, Ying and Paimeng felt the long-lost 'pleasure' of being a working person. They wandered around until they were confused, and ran around until their legs broke.

"Goodbye, stupid Sora, drown in your abyss."

Ying has the idea of ​​returning to Liyue to live, travel witness, make your own choice? Brother? Let him go, why not let him take the trip.

I have nothing. I still have the sword in my hand. By the way, is that Bai Zinan? How did this guy get here? Oh, this guy seems to be a god too...

Could it be that he and I have a telepathic connection, and he came to pick me up? Hey, why did he ignore me? Does he have the documents for landing on the island? Should I ask Thomas for help?

A series of questions flashed through Ying's mind, and then she saw Bai Zinan glance at Yinshan, who was in charge of the landing documents, and just walked in.

"Hey, Bai Zinan, over here!"

Paimeng kept lingering in front of Bai Zinan, and his meaning was very clear: give her food quickly. A box of mung bean cakes, and Paimeng calmed down.

"What are you doing here? How come you can come in without any documents?"

There is a little hope in Ying's eyes. He came here specifically to find her, right?

[Oh, stupid Hanbao, how could I possibly look for you now. ]

Ying: ??? You are stupid, you are the fool.

"I'm here to catch ghost beetles, Hanbao. As for how I got in... I modified the consciousness of everyone present, and then I came in."

Ying: He calls me treasure, and he cares about me.

[Fuck, referee, there is a double standard dog here! ]

"Ah this..."

Shocked sister, you traveled across the ocean just to catch a ghost beetle? I am not even as attractive to you as a ghost beetle.

"I think I need to go through the legal process."

Bai Zinan naturally put her arms around Ying's neck, "Come on, Ying, lead the way. Let me think, that place is called Yuanguo Jiansi, right?"

"Yes, two million Mora per person, although he pocketed the money."

Paimon said as he ate, "If it weren't for Thomas, Ying and I would have been slaughtered. Bai Zinan, you don't want to modify your consciousness, do you?"

"how is this possible?"

Bai Zinan laughed and said, "When it comes to money, I'm never careless. I'll give them whatever they want, but they have to be alive to take it."

"I always feel like you, who is good-tempered, get angry in strange places."

Paimeng hit the nail on the head. He led the way with Ying, holding a box of mung bean cakes. In front of the Yuanguo Supervisory Office, a man in red with blond hair and a headband was still here.

"Hey, Thomas, why are you still here?"

"I saw an interesting person who came in without any documents to land on the island. Is this your brother? You just said you were looking for your brother."