They want to hear my voice

There was no room for rebuttal, Tesla dragged the fool Nan, whose face was full of question marks, to his room.

[My dear, is this a pigsty? Calling it a pigsty is a bit of an insult to a pigsty.]

Tesla: Shut up, you idiot. Don’t look down on me. If you look down on me, I will blow your head off.

It’s okay if it’s a little messy. Don’t you think the contrast between my neatness and sloppiness is attractive?

Bai Zinan: I only felt the tiring housework, nothing else... Although I am having a great time in Anti-Entropy, I inexplicably miss the cook at this moment.

There was almost no place to stand, black stockings, white stockings and panties were thrown everywhere, and clothes were in a mess. The only places that could be seen were the bathroom and the bed.

Bai Zinan picked up a piece of black stockings and began to match them among many socks of different styles and translucency, while Tesla was rummaging through her cosmetics among a pile of inexplicable things.

"You should clean up once in a while."

"You're so annoying. It's not that I don't want to clean up, it's just that I don't know how to clean up!"

A perverted idea suddenly arose in Bai Zinan's mind, but she quickly dismissed the idea. Even if she took it back, it was not something Tesla was wearing. If she was going to touch it, she must touch what she was wearing.

As he thought about it, his eyes turned to Tesla's round thighs wrapped in white silk.

"Does it look good? Do you want to touch it?"

“That is necessary….”

A 'danger' sign suddenly lit up above Bai Zinan's head, and Tesla looked at her with a kind (self-perceived) expression, "That's impossible, hahahaha"

"Hey, it's boring."

Tesla turned back again. He was still looking forward to this guy's admission. It was impossible for him to say that he didn't have a little expectation in his heart. In fact, he had already put on makeup before.

But this guy didn't seem to notice the light makeup I put on at all, and didn't even say a word of praise. I had no choice but to drag him over here... Wait, Tesla, are you expecting Idiot Nan to praise you on his own initiative?

Tesla smiled sweetly when he thought of this, "Hey, silly Nan, am I beautiful?"

Chapter 17 Tesla: Trouble Again

[Good question. At times like this, you should just say you don’t know.]

Bai Zinan: Is this true?

Tesla: You and Honkai are actually two different consciousnesses, right? I'm asking you, not Honkai, so don't leave me in the dark.

If you say you don't know, I'll drink a bottle of wine right now, and then take off your head while you're drunk.

"Beautiful... huh?"

Tesla's breathing paused at the uncertain tone. He definitely had murderous intent just now, absolutely.

"Actually, you look pretty with or without makeup..."

Bai Zinan also knew that what he said was wrong, so he added another sentence. But what he didn't know was that, to a certain extent, every girl is more or less stubborn.

I have clearly hinted at it, or even said it outright, but it is hard to be happy no matter how satisfactory the result is.

Tesla just thought it would have been better to say this earlier.

"Ah...I see. Compared to the messy hair, which one of us looks better?"

[Ding, this is a life-threatening question.]

Bai Zinan: I know it’s a life-threatening question. Tesla has an expression on his face that says if I don’t choose her, I will be killed.

Tesla: Huh~ Please answer carefully.

“My answer is….”

Bai Zinan smiled. This kind of question only gave two options, and neither choice would be good, so he chose the third one!

This is checks and balances!

"My answer is Cocolia."

【Beautiful, good death. 】

Tesla: ....Well done, I have now successfully confirmed that you are not only having an affair with Jiwotou, but also have dealings with Cocolia.

I'm so tired. Get ready to die, you idiot Nan!

Bai Zinan: ??? How do you confirm....No, there is nothing between her and me!

"......"

Tesla held his chin with his hand and looked at Idiot Nan with a deadly look, while his other hand was tapping on the dressing table. Every tap made Bai Zinan's heart skip a beat.

"To be honest, even if you choose Chicken Coop Hair, it's better than that vixen Cocolia. Come here."

Bai Zinan didn't move. The danger level was more than one level higher than collapse.

The ancients were right when they said that a harsh government is more ferocious than a tiger, and a woman is more ferocious than a harsh government. An angry woman is like a flood or a beast, both of which are terrifying. If you go to them, you will definitely die.

[In fact, you are just afraid of your wife, nothing more. ]

Bai Zinan: How can a man be called afraid of his wife? This is called respecting his wife.

Tesla: Am I acting aggressive?

No, right? Come on, don't be afraid, idiot Nan. As your acknowledged "rumored fiancée", how could I harm you?

"What a dithering, am I a tiger?"

Tesla pulled Silly Nan's collar skillfully and sniffed his chest. "That's right, it's the smell of Chicken Coop Head. Why do you smell like her on your chest?"

[Do you think I'm going to say that baby Liesel and I fell on the bed, still lying on my chest? ps: Stupid Nan is dying, I want to have fun]

Tesla: ...Although I guessed roughly, I never thought that you two had slept together. Bai Zinan: Don't worry, you only slept together, nothing else.

Tesla: You'd better die.

"She just lay on my chest for a while..."

"Huh?! Who took the initiative?"

"Of course it was me, I dragged her here!"

Tesla was thinking about something in her mind. She was always too serious about the things she liked. When two things she liked were connected...

究竟是1+1＝2，还是1+1＞2呢？双倍的快感还是超越双倍的快感…啧，一时间让本天才难以抉择了。

"In short, stay away from Cocolia. I will negotiate with her if she has any questions."

Tesla loosened Bai Zinan's collar and continued to rummage through her cosmetics. "Silly Nan, can you... drive?"

"That depends on what car it is."

Bai Zinan rubbed her red neck and looked at Tesla curiously as he hooked his lips.

I have just woken up for less than a year and I haven't even taken the driving test. How can I, a member of the Night Raid Group 694⑨36①3⑤, drive a car? If it is a car that shakes the bed... I, who have enough theoretical knowledge, should be able to drive it, right?

[Of course I won't drive a car. As a Honkai user, I just fly. If it's a car with sex in bed or car, I can try it.]

Bai Zinan: Although I know you will let them hear it, it is too much for you to say it...

You must be dehydrated tonight.

Collapse:∑(;°Д°)

Tesla: ???>

At least after a date that satisfies me, I am responsible for you anyway...

Ah! Stop your imagination, you think too much! Foolish Nan has only the heart to steal but not the courage to steal!

"Not really... no... but we have to wait... ( ///?/// )"

Tesla became a steam queen in the blink of an eye, and had no idea what she had said. Her brain was a mess and she couldn't think. She had never expected that this guy would think this way.

Chicken Coop Head, don't blame me for being ungrateful. Although I trust you, if you can take him to the rest room today... you can eat up that idiot Nan tomorrow.

Tesla's rationality evaporates.jpg

"Hey Tesla, calm down!"

A pair of cold hands cupped his hot cheeks. Under Bai Zinan's confused gaze, Tesla took a deep breath, closed his eyes, his expression full of anticipation.

“…Is this the only way?”

Bai Zinan knew very well what this guy wanted to do, but his experience in his previous life told him that lip balm tasted terrible, and would he really do what she wanted?

Obviously not.

Tesla was stunned by the rough texture of his lips. Why is this feeling different from last time? Don't tell me that you, the fool, can't understand this kiss.

Then the cold liquid flowed into Tesla's mouth. He opened his eyes helplessly. Sure enough... this sadistic person was feeding him water again...

"Hey, you awake?"

Bai Zinan's smile was full of sunshine, and his handsome face looked particularly worthy of a beating in Tesla's eyes at the moment.

After all, Silly Nan showed on his face that I understand what you mean, but I won't do it, and even had a "provocative" smile on his face.

【Are you ready? 】

Tesla: ??? What are you preparing for?

Bai Zinan: Ready!

"Hey, idiot Nan, what are you planning... huh?~!"

The hot breath blew on the pink face, and Tesla's mind went blank. The warm and moist feeling came from his lips, but did not penetrate his defense line any further.

"Lipstick tastes terrible, you haven't lived this long and didn't know that, have you?"

[I didn't expect this, this is called a surprise attack! ]

Bai Zinan: It was me who did A, don't be so excited, it's like the one you kissed.

Honkai: Who are we talking to?

Tesla: ...I've never kissed someone, so how do I know what lipstick tastes like?

Also, please do it again, I didn’t have time to feel it.

Chapter 18 Walter: Why didn’t I know that I would get a wife when I joined Anti-Entropy?

Do it again, bastard, can't you see the expectation in my eyes?

Tesla couldn't help feeling angry when he saw Bai Zinan turning her head away.

Are you a child? You are not as shy as me. I am a pure girl! Why are you so shy?

"Hey, idiot Nan, turn your head and look at me."

Although she was shy, Tesla didn't care. She was anxious. How could it be over before she could even taste the flavor?

"Turn around and let me taste you again, okay?"

Tesla almost forcibly turned Bai Zinan's face over again. Of course, the karaoke sound heard in the middle was selectively ignored.

[Wow, an older innocent girl has turned into a gangster! ]

Tesla: Everything is good except the sound. How could such a good person have an extra worry?

Okay, I won’t kiss you anymore. I’ll let you come first.

Because of this sentence, Tesla stopped what he was doing and stared at Bai Zinan with resentment. She vaguely remembered what Jiwotou taught her, 'act like a spoiled child and cause trouble when necessary'.

"Hey~ Stupid Nan~ Don't you want to try it again~"

Tesla herself felt disgusted after speaking in this tone, but in order to achieve her goal...

Tesla let go of Bai Zinan's face. Bai Zinan felt like her neck was about to break. The behavior of the twin ponytails just now must have damaged her neck. This stinky woman, she had already done what she wanted, why did she do this kind of thing.

Looking at Tesla who suddenly made such a gesture in front of him, Bai Zinan scratched his head, as if he wanted to say something but found it difficult to open his mouth.

[It is indeed this sentence. Go ahead and say it bravely! ]

Tesla: ??? What?

Is it a confession? A gentle one? A rough one? Or a straight-forward one like in a romance novel?

Silly Nan, I love you so much, come on, let me feel the joy of being confessed to by the person I like.

"Ahem, why are you acting like a virgin, old woman?"