They want to hear my voice

Kitsusaigumi: Is this how it turns out in the end?

Ying & Thomas & Kamisato & Paimon: ???

"I've decided to start with Kujo Sara. I've never been taken advantage of for free since I traveled through the world, but today I was humiliated so badly by Lei Dianying. This guy must have calculated the relationship between Ying and me from the beginning, making it impossible for me to capture Ying.

I want to take revenge on her, so I have to start by undermining her most loyal subordinates."

Ying looked confused, "Ah this"

"Do you have any ideas?" Thomas saw Bai Zinan suddenly become excited. He knew that this guy probably had a solution. "Come closer and I'll tell you."

After mumbling for a while, Thomas looked at Bai Zinan with a strange expression, "Are you serious? But it will take a long time, right?"

"No, in two days at the fastest and a week at the slowest, I will kill the nine-sara monster! I only need this much time to make the nine-sara monster change into my shape."

Kamisato was puzzled, "Into... your shape?"

Thomas coughed twice and said, "Ms. Kamisato, you are still young and shouldn't know this."

Ying looked at Bai Zinan. Should she talk to those people in advance? If so, the rule of one person for two days would be broken...

"Let's try it first, we still have time."

Ying whispered in Kamisato's ear, and Kamisato's fair face turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye. His eyes were filled with surprise, and he subconsciously covered his mouth with his hands. Could someone really become like this...?

"Don't you believe it, Lord Kamisato?"

"Just call me Linghua, I... um..."

Kamisato blushed and stammered, "I believe it, I believe it, but I don't know how you want to unfold it, Bai Zinan?"

"I'll just go to Tianling to do the business."

Bai Zinan shrugged her shoulders. If it really didn't work, she could use the Herrscher of Consciousness card modifier to make her have a high-intensity erotic dream with herself as the object of the dream, and then add some more or less hints.

In the Super Seminary, even mortal enemies like Reina and Cheng Yaowen could become a pair under Nightmare's manipulation, so why couldn't he and Kujo Sara do the same?

After Bai Zinan left, Ying thought that the balance was about to be broken anyway, so he might as well recruit more people...that way his faction would be the largest. The palace fight in Ying's mind had already begun, and Ying's first target was of course the beauty in front of him, Kamisato Ayaka.

However, Bai Zinan had no idea about this. After leaving Mulou Tea House with Hu Zhaigong, who was drinking tea, Bai Zinan went straight back to the restaurant. The restaurant was opening today, so Bai Zinan delivered the ingredients that were delivered two days ago directly to Xiangling. It would be bad if the ingredients went bad if the restaurant was not opened.

Hu Zhaigong:? I have legs, never mind, it's not bad to have my own deity as my own means of transportation.

As soon as the shop opened, Bai Zinan started to write a plan about Kujo Sara. First, the Herrscher of Consciousness Modifier would make the other party dream, and then he would have to find a way to extend the night time, or use the Herrscher of Consciousness Modifier to change the speed of time flow in the dream?

[I think it's feasible. Let's make the dream a reality for one second a day. Assuming Kujo Sara rests for six hours a day...]

Bai Zinan: Damn it, you are a monster! Six hours is 21600 seconds, daytime hours, so I have to torment you for more than days just to sleep, right?

It's a bit devilish, but I like it.

Kujo Sara, who was reorganizing the military spirit of the shogunate army at this time, suddenly felt a chill on her back. She felt as if she was being targeted by something inhuman. Not long after, she saw the guy who was talking to himself. This guy was holding a big bag...something she had never seen before.

"I heard that you like to eat fast food that fills you up easily, so I'm giving these to you. Instant noodles, you can just soak them in boiling water and eat them."

Looking at the box of instant noodles forced into his arms, Kujo Sara felt mixed emotions. No one would come to see him for no reason. What kind of rat poison did this guy hide in his bag?

Seeing this scene, the shogunate soldiers who were originally being lectured suddenly started to whisper, "I haven't seen Lord Kujo Sara find a man in all these years. This guy who obviously doesn't look like an Inazuma man can actually touch Lord Kujo Sara. Who is this person?"

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, maybe he's the boyfriend that Kujo Sara-sama is dating in private?"

Kujo Sara frowned and just took a look, and all the shogunate troops shut their mouths obediently.

"What time do you usually go to bed and get up?"

Kujo Sura:?

The Shogunate Army: ???

"Um, I usually get up at 5:05 in the morning, do five sets of deep breathing and walk five laps in the courtyard, and then eat five mouthfuls of rice for breakfast... Sorry, I usually go to bed at 10 o'clock, and I will ensure seven hours of sleep."

[You should get along well with Mista]

Kujo Sura:?

Finally, Bai Zinan got the answer: seven hours, which means 25200 seconds... 69 days... more than years?

Chapter 58: Dreams about Kujo (Part 1)

The sun went off work, the moon was getting ready to go to work, and Kujo Sara also returned to his residence after completing a day's work.

It was a busy day...or more precisely, a frustrating day. She didn't need to be so tired, but whenever she had some free time, she would inexplicably think of the kiss between Bai Zinan and the yellow-haired guy. "What was that feeling like?"

The slender white fingers tapped on his thin lips and Kujo Sara shook his head suddenly. Why would he think about such a thing?

After taking off the heavy protective gear to protect his feet, Kujo Sara, who was originally planning to take a shower and change clothes, looked at a box of instant noodles and fell into deep thought. Old-style pickled cabbage and beef noodles... they were inedible, right? Bai Zinan was from Liyue. According to the records in the classics, should he return the gift?

Walking into the box of traditional pickled cabbage beef noodles and seeing the flamboyant handwriting on it, Kujo Sara nodded. It turned out that it was not edible. It was told to be given to the enemy... He would send it to Arawaki Ito tomorrow.

"He's such a weird person... And that white bathtub, how could the general like this? Ask the craftsman to make a few and send them to him when you have time..."

General Raiden: Thank you for the invitation. It’s Ying who wants the bathtub, it has nothing to do with me.

Kujo Sara's curvy body slid into the water. It was supposed to be a moment of relaxation, but... as soon as she closed her eyes, they started kissing. Never mind, let's just kiss, Kujo Sara thought so and closed her eyes in self-abandonment. She couldn't stay awake because of this, right?

I don’t know if it’s because of the water temperature or something else, but Kujo Sara felt his heart beating extremely fast. Kujo Sara opened his eyes and thought, "Damn Bai Shinan, I must make him apologize to me properly tomorrow. How can such a thing happen in public?"

Polluted your eyes.

The white and tender body left the pond like a lotus flower. The remaining water droplets moved from south to north, climbing over the mountain peaks and leaping onto the plains. Kujo Sara grabbed a towel to wipe his body clean, then changed into loose clothes. The messy images in his mind could not be shaken off.

"Five sets of deep breaths to calm down."

1..2..3..4..5..完全冷静不下来啊！九条裟罗严肃且布满红晕的脸上有了几分无奈，这都什么事情啊？

After eating a few rice balls and doing a few sets of exercises, Kujo Sara looked at the time and went to sleep on time. Then she dreamed, without Bai Shinan's intervention.

As the saying goes, you dream about what you think about during the day, and the things you dream about are more or less related to what you think about in your heart...

Except for the woman in Freud's "The Interpretation of Dreams" who expressed her dissatisfaction with reality by dreaming of being raped.

So when Bai Zinan entered the dream at a fixed time, preparing to "support her husband and raise her children", he was completely numb. Even though he had seen countless women and had seen at least eight hundred big scenes, he had never seen such a scene before.

In Kujo Sara's dream, Kujo Sara is chewing on the imaginary Bai Shi Nan, and there are all kinds of weird comments around her, such as: What does it taste like? (pointing to the instant noodles for the "enemy") Is this what it feels like? (kissing)

Looking at Bai Zinan and Honkai shaking their heads crazily, what does it mean that Tengu is also crazy...

[Let's get started, then? Let's change the time ratio first, and then...]

Bai Zinan: Then record it, what are you standing there for? I've already started rubbing the video recorder. When it's successful, I'm going to play it over and over again and laugh at Kujo Sara.

【? ? ? 】

One day in the dream world is one second in the real world, and Kujo Sara’s 25200 days officially begins.

On the first day, the dream was completely dominated by Kujo Sara. Bai Zinan watched her eat, live and sleep with the Bai Zinan she imagined. When she came back at night, they started kissing after eating and bathing, and they didn’t stop until Kujo Sara was limp all over. Then it was the next day…

I can't understand Bai Shinan and Honkai. Although dreams are related to people's subconsciousness, what is going on in Kujo Sara's mind? Why is it about himself? Shouldn't it be about the silly guy in the Lei movie?

The next day, Bai Zinan decided to wait and see. At 5:05 in the morning, Kujo Sara got up on time, did five sets of deep breathing, took Bai Zinan (fake) to walk five circles around the courtyard, and ate five mouthfuls of rice for breakfast...

Bai Zinan frowned and moved his hands slightly, and the Bai Zinan imagined by Kujo Sara was directly replaced by the real one.

After eating five mouthfuls of rice, Bai Zinan went to Tianling Bugyo under the guidance of Kujo Sara, and accompanied him in his work.

This kind of meticulous behavior is indeed very strict. Bai Zinan felt full of discomfort during the whole process. The root cause is that Bai Zinan is a fun-loving person and a slacker who doesn't want to go to work at all.

Anyway, I'm here to make Kujo Sara change into my shape, so I might as well go a little over the top.

During lunch break, we started kissing each other, and then moved on to hands and feet. The same process continued at night...

On the third day, Kujo Sara wanted to know the next step, so he started to explore randomly. Bai Shinan just let him do whatever he wanted like a doll, but the effect was minimal...

On the fourth day, after a day of exploration, Kujo Sara understood a little bit. Because the focus yesterday was on Bai Zinan, things were delayed a lot. After a day of hard work, he went home at night and continued to explore...

……

The 99th day was a milestone for Kujo Sara. She had spent 98 days exploring, knowing, and comprehending every part of her body. Now that she had sufficient knowledge, she took Bai Zinan to find General Lei Dian as the witness.

Marriage, the whole process, but the process is not very friendly to Bai Zinan who is wearing a doll. In the ninety-nine days, Bai Zinan wore an intelligent instruction doll for 99 days. After all, this is Jiujiao's dream, and it is not good to do too many subjective things.

But he really wanted to change the wedding process. Why did he wear the wedding dress? Kujo Sara married him? What's this? You can't just do this because you are more loyal, a little bit opinionated, and have a little opinion. Whose fault is it that Bai Zinan has no opinion?

(Otto: I don’t know whose fault it is, but I won’t take the blame.)

Under Bai Zinan's intentional control of the dream, half of Kujo Sara's brain had turned into Bai Zinan's shape, and the other half was still in the shape of Lei Dianying.

[We are halfway there, keep up the good work! ]

Bai Zinan: I just want to know, why am I wearing a wedding dress?

This is a long process, although in reality it only takes 99 seconds.

On the night of the ninety-ninth day, Kujo Sara was once on top, once on the side, and once on the bottom...

[Concept excerpts, Kujo Sara: Newly Married (Part 1); Kujo Sara: Fiery Horse (Part 2); Kujo Sara: Tamed (Part 3)]

Bai Zinan: You seem to be seriously ill. This is just a dream!

On the 100th day, the newlyweds enjoy the warmth and happiness of everyone

[I just want to know how many times she was tormented in one second. ]

Bai Zinan: ...Luckily this is a dream, otherwise even a kidney powered by Honkai energy would be a bit overwhelmed.

In reality, Kujo Sara was groaning in his sleep and unconsciously tightened his legs.

Chapter 59: The Dream of Kujo (Part 2) and the Coming Shura Field

Tengu is a long-lived species, and sixty-nine years is neither too little nor too little for Kujo Sara. In the dream, since Kujo Sara did not know that Bai Shinan was an immortal species, he just treated him as an ordinary human being and did not dare to train too hard.

On average, grain has been delivered every seven days, and it has always been like this, and this is only when Kujo Sara took the initiative.

As time passed in the dream, Bai Zinan's behavior became more and more excessive. His words and actions were all washing away Jiujo Sara's beliefs. Jiujo Sara's brain gradually changed into the shape of Bai Zinan. General Lei Dian? If you are not familiar with him, don't look for him, for fear that Bai Zinan will misunderstand.

When Kujo Sara is working or meeting with General Raiden, Bai Zinan will brainwash him whenever she gets the chance and change his appearance.

Five years after the two got married in the dream, they had a child. Kujo Sara discovered something was wrong, "You won't grow old?"

[No way, no way, Bai Zinan, you forgot to change your appearance, right? 】

Bai Zinan: This... shouldn't this be something that Kujo Sara would change in his dream?

[Oh my god, she has only seen you when you were young, so she must have seen or imagined your changed appearance, right?]

Bai Zinan: That was too careless.

"I am an immortal..."

"Oh, why didn't you say it earlier." Kujo Sara had become strange at this time, with resentment in his eyes. As the saying goes, thirty is like a wolf and forty is like a tiger. It's stuck in the middle, like a wolf and a tiger.

Public grain number -n, Bai Zi Nan HP-∞

Bai Zinan: Honkai, I now suspect that you are here to torture me! I am such an idiot!!! I actually agreed to your unreliable suggestion.

[But I see you are enjoying the ride... I won't say more. I recorded this new video of yours.]

Bai Zinan: ??? Damn, you are poisonous!

……

20 years after marriage.

Kujo Sara: "Time really doesn't leave any trace on you."

At this time, the two of them... the child is fifteen years old. When Zi Ah Honkai was sighing at the greatness of dreams, Bai Zinan slapped Honkai in the spiritual space, "Fuck Honkai, I just remembered something. One second in reality is one day in dreams. Hurry up and use my body to replenish water for Kujo Sara!"

[Fuck, how could I forget about this kind of thing? ]

It was still that night. In her sleep, Kujo Sara's face was flushed and she rolled around weakly on the sheets. The sheets were all wet. She felt uncomfortable and couldn't wake up. After all, with the help of the Herrscher of Consciousness modifier, the dream made her feel like reality.

Honkai quietly entered Kujo Sara's residence with Bai Zinan's body, and looking at the water stains on the ground, he fell into deep thought, "This amount of water... Tengu's survival can only be attributed to his physique, right? Tell him to speed up the process, otherwise he will die before he can even carve a corner of the wall."

After thinking about it, the water output is too slow to replenish water. It will be better to just pour the water into the collapse...

……

In the dream, Bai Zinan received a hint of collapse, which accelerated the pace of the dream.

In the dream, it is the 55th year that Kujo Sara experienced.

Wake up at 5:05 in the morning, take five deep breaths, walk around the courtyard five times, eat five mouthfuls of rice for breakfast, and then Kujo Sara accidentally sees his face in the mirror. It is exactly the same as it was 55 years ago, without any change...

Although Tengu can live for hundreds of years, I am about 70 or 80 now, right? I can't believe that I haven't changed at all... Wait? Where's Bai Shinan? Isn't he usually with me at this time?