Chapter 20 Tesla: Send him to Saint Freya for training and then bring him back.

It was already evening that day when Einstein fished out the two child-like guys.

"Tesla, let's go, don't drive this time."

[Do you want to take her flying? I've never tried flying anyone before.]

Einstein: ...Actually, I wanted to try it, but Tesla's look made me give up the idea.

Tesla: Flying... the kind of flying that holds me in your arms?

If we can make this away, can we make the alchemist's magic broom?

"Well, Liesel, you've worked hard."

Bai Zinan put his hands together and said with a smile, then picked up Tesla who hadn't reacted yet, and the whole person floated up from side to side. "Then we'll go first, and we'll send him back in the evening!"

"Eh?!! Wait! Wait! Stupid Nan! Cat food! Cat food! Are you really going to go over and feed the cats dog food?!"

Tesla struggled for a few times and found that he had reached a high altitude. The cat food he had prepared was held up by a ball of Houkai behind him. He breathed a sigh of relief. If he didn't take the cat food, he would be really sorry for the cats.

After he finished sighing, Tesla realized that he had subconsciously wrapped his arms around Bai Zinan's neck. Then, this silly Nan's hands were not honest on his legs, and he had been gently pinching the back of his thighs.

The delicate white silk kept rubbing against Bai Zinan's palm, so Bai Zinan couldn't help but pinch it a few times, "Silly Nan, don't pinch it! It's itchy."

"oh oh."

Bai Zinan was extremely embarrassed after being exposed. In fact, he is still quite embarrassed now. After he flew up, he had no idea where the cemetery Tesla was going to.

"Where is the cemetery?"

"emmmm"

Tesla fell silent. If it was driving, he would know it very well, but now...

"Silly Nan, well, let's go down, can we fly along the road? Also, you need to give me a copy of the flying principle."

"Since I met you, I have become more and more convinced of the existence of alchemy."

"If Honkai can turn into a human, what else is impossible with alchemy?"

[Alchemy... does exist, but it's not as far-fetched as described. I remember that there was alchemy in Teyvat. ]

Tesla: Watch~

Where is Teyvat? Wait, so you do know alchemy, right? You knew I loved this stuff, but you didn't teach me!

Tesla in his arms puffed up his cheeks like a hamster and bit Bai Zinan's chest.

.......

There were a lot of vehicles in the evening. In full view of everyone, a big black rat carrying a small white rat ran over and passed all the vehicles.

"Ughhhhhhhhh!!! Idiot Nan!!!! I'm going to kill you!"

Tesla's legs kept shaking, and after a 'short' period of running, they finally reached the cemetery.

"Hey, idiot Nan...can you...come in with me?"

"Are you afraid?"

"Huh? What are you talking about! I'm Tesla, the greatest genius of this century! How...how could I be scared!"

Bai Zinan made a gesture of invitation, the meaning of which was self-evident.

Tesla took a gamble and walked towards the cemetery entrance in small steps, but he stopped after a few steps and secretly glanced at Bai Zinan behind him.

Looking at the dark cemetery and Bai Zinan who had no intention of going in, Tesla got scared. He had never been to a cemetery at night, and there were rumors of ghosts in the cemetery before...

Tesla's red eyes rolled around and he came up with an idea.

"Hey, idiot Nan, do you really want me to go in alone? Is it appropriate to let your fiancée go in alone? What if there are perverts in there?"

[Note: she is the rumored fiancée, although she has taken most of the advantages. ]

Tesla: You are right. I have made no loss at all.

Everyone is involved but there is not even a formal relationship.

"Hey, idiot Nan, I have something to tell you!"

"Okay, okay, let's go."

"Hey! You idiot, how can you walk so close to me?"

Bai Zinan took the initiative to hold Tesla's soft little hand, held her tightly against her, and walked into the cemetery carrying cat food. She had been using the power of the Herrscher to eavesdrop on Tesla's thoughts, so how could she let her speak out the problem?

You're going to use sugar-coated bullets to hit her so hard that she won't know where to go.

【Bad Dog】

Bai Zinan: You are a scumbag so what. The current situation is caused by your bad mouth. I just chose to accept it.

[I understand. Let me get ready and I'll start dismantling it for you.]

"I never thought that Honkai energy could be so useful. Wait a minute? Does this involve a problem of energy conversion? This amount of Honkai energy should be noticeably corrosive."

Tesla looked at the cemetery illuminated by Honkai energy and discovered something.

[That's natural. Honkai is the greatest energy in the world. ]

Tesla: Yes, yes, you are awesome, you are the smartest. Remember to prepare a principle for me.

Bai Zinan: Do you overestimate my academic qualifications?

"That's about right. Put together a copy. I know."

"Uh-huh, meow meow meow meow~"

Tesla took the cat food in his hand and started meowing. Soon, several fat cats came out calmly.

[Are you sure this is a stray cat? How come it is as fat as Garfield! ]

Bai Zinan looked at the plump cats and fell into deep thought. Are these cats sure not to be domestic?

"Woo woo woo, look at how thin you all are. Come, eat more. Silly Nan, since you're so fast, why don't you come and feed them more?"

Tesla, who was squatting, cried out in sorrow, while rubbing the cat and watching the fat cats eating. Bai Zinan was stunned. This is called... losing weight? A cat has twice the size of his face. And, you never fed me with the twin ponytails, and now you ask me to feed the cats?

"Silly Nan! Silly Nan! I'm talking to you! Are you hungry too? Or do you want me to feed you too? Come on, Silly Nan, ah~"

Tesla smiled maliciously and put some cat food to Bai Zinan's mouth. Bai Zinan suddenly felt the malice emanating from the fat cats not far away.

[It tastes...very good, would you like to try it? ]

Bai Zinan: The dog food is not enough, should we eat cat food?

Tesla: No way, no way, silly Nan, do you really want to eat cat food?

Bai Nen clenched her white fist and moved the cat food away from Bai Zinan, "Silly Nan, this is for cats, you can't eat it!"

Bai Zinan (gritting her teeth): Thank you so much, I won’t compete with the cat for it.

After that, Tesla fell silent. What did he say just now? He clearly wanted to tell him that this was for the cat to eat and it would be bad for him if he ate it.

"Well, let me explain."

"Silly Nan has died in the fight with cat food."

Looking at the angry 'young wife', Tesla didn't know how to coax her for a moment. Otherwise, he should send her to Saint Freya as soon as possible and bring her back when she is trained well.

Chapter 21: Mei: Are you a pervert? This is the girls' dormitory.

"Come on, Tesla, ah~"

Bai Zinan also grabbed a handful of cat food and brought it to Tesla's mouth, "Do you want to eat it?"

"Eat a ghost! Stupid Nan!"

Tesla looked at Bai Zinan with a smirk on his face and stuffed the cat food in his hand directly into Bai Zinan's mouth.

The fat stray cat always feels that other animals' rations are mixed into its cat food.

This damn two-legged beast actually used its owner's food to feed another two-legged beast!

"You can't take the cat back with you... Never mind. Your life still depends on Einstein."

Tesla bit Bai Zinan's arm, "Ugh! You're a noob! Live again! Say it!"

It was late at night, Bai Zinan picked up Tesla and said, "It might be a little cold."

A big white rat just whizzed past on the road, scaring someone who was driving at night and causing him to have sex.

The originally tough man's bones became limp and even left some psychological trauma.

"Good night, then, Tesla."

[Hurry up, hurry up, I can't wait to go to Saint Freya to do evil! 】

Tesla: It turns out that he has lost interest in her. He’s already thinking about that woman over there before he even leaves!

Zha Nan, I should have knocked you out in the cemetery.

"Are you so anxious to get me out?"

"How can that be possible? It's getting dark and cold now!"

[Haha, woman, you would never imagine that this person is in a hurry to find the main wife, Kiana. ]

Tesla: Who is Kiana? A mistress?

Wait, the queen? What about me? What about me? No, I have to kidnap you.

"Yeah, it's getting dark and cold."

Tesla hugged his arms pretending to be lonely, his eyes wandering, "So let's leave when it's daybreak, otherwise I won't be at ease."

[Gah, I am Honkai, who dares to hurt me. ]

Tesla: Although I haven’t forgotten this incident, do you still have the nerve to leave after I said this?

You should delay it as long as possible, otherwise you can let Jiwotou give you drugs.

Bai Zinan: Forget about the drugging. I can’t afford the damage, especially to my kidneys.

Tesla (??o?o??): It’s a knockout drug, what are you thinking!

"No, no, time is money...By the way, Tesla, do you have money?"

Bai Zinan suddenly remembered a very serious matter. He didn't have a penny on him.

[If I remember correctly, the card that Cocolia used to save money is in my hand...]

Tesla: I see, then why don’t you spend the money of that vixen…

Oh, being responsible for you means supporting you, right?

Haha, man, you are broken, you must have more money than me if you make money by yourself! Money is not life... Forget it, I am afraid that you understand life as killing a person.

"If you don't have money, can't you ask Cocolia to pay?"

Tesla's twin ponytails bounced up and down, and her white figure gradually disappeared into the darkness. She was really smart to use other people's money to support her man.

"...Honkai, you shouldn't talk too much."

Bai Zinan's bleak back was gradually shrouded in the night, and he had only taken two steps when he felt his cell phone vibrate.

[Einstein: No money, tell me.]

"Bai Zinan... So you are the one who manages the money between you and Tesla?"

[Einstein: ...hidden, Tesla is here.]

"It's so shameful! Honkai, get ready, let's go to Saint Freya, the third Herrscher training plan begins!"

[Your goal has changed again? Hey, man, is it that Paramecium is unworthy? ]

"You know it, right? Kiana is Xilin."

Bai Zinan fell directly from a high altitude and crashed into the square of Saint Freya. The loud bang woke up all the teachers and students in the school. The body was naturally controlled by Honkai.

Honkai saw how Iron Man appeared in Bai Zinan's memory, and fell hopelessly in love with this way.

"Fools, rejoice, the destruction is here!"

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