"You'll definitely open my skull if I stop!"

The two chased each other on the street and unknowingly ran to a bar called Raven's. Bai Zinan, who was not good at human language, couldn't react for a while.

"Inch power to open the sky!"

Bai Zinan rolled into Raven's like a ball. Looking at the sign in front of her, Fu Hua sighed, "It seems that I bumped into it by accident and it coincided with my schedule."

"No martial ethics, no martial ethics, 5..."

Bai Zinan fell silent and sat down at the bar. With a shrew at home, he should stop getting angry.

Fu Hua followed in and sat next to Bai Zinan.

Bars are divided into four types according to their functions: main bar, lounge, banquet bar and service bar; they are also divided into four types: club, bar, pub and dining bar.

Judging from the dark lighting and loud DJ, Raven's is a club.

"What would you like to order?"

The female voice coming from the bar stopped abruptly, and her red pupils stared at the man and woman sitting at the bar.

Raven means raven, so the meaning of Raven's is self-evident, it is a tavern for ravens.

As the boss, Raven occasionally works as a bartender, which is a way for her to relax.

After pacing, running, rolling, crying and making a fuss, she was called to the World Serpent Headquarters by Alicia. Alicia suppressed her smile, tried to be serious and handed the stigmata to her, and comforted her.

It's difficult to make Alicia serious. So far, the only time she became serious was when she was plundering Bai Zinan's private money.

"I thought it was Aqing, but it turned out to be Natasha..."

Raven and Honkai said in unison, "Don't call me by that name, asshole!"

Raven kept on talking, "And you, you blew up my island villa and came to me... Never mind, I don't care, I really don't care."

Fu Hua slowly typed a question mark. As smart as she was, she already understood what happened. She had randomly sent her naughty child to a small island, and it seemed that the child sank the island.

[It seems that only a few people know that the treasure is not Afu. ]

Fu Hua: Otherwise, I'd better trick the child into giving me his power.

Shibao: I heard everything, old antique! You have such a cruel heart!

Looking at the arrogant raven in front of him, Bai Zinan thought of a certain arrogant purple/cat head. (Ask is a sensitive word library)

"My children are ignorant. I will try my best to pay back the compensation."

This feeling is exactly the same as Hua in Paradise. Is he the descendant or the real person?

Raven calmed down, and while mixing the wine, he looked at Fu Hua, "It's okay... I don't care... I don't care..."

Although he said so, Bai Zinan and Fu Hua still saw two lines of tears flowing down Raven's expressionless face.

"From a certain perspective... well... this is a really sad thing. This is a world line surgery. Have a tequila."

Bai Zinan said to Xiaodao Bakuya, then looked at Fu Hua.

"I'll do whatever you want."

"Two shots of tequila."

Raven brought the wine to Bai Zinan and Fu Hua, "No matter what the cost, I will definitely defeat you."

Bai Zinan took a sip of wine and said, "Xiaodao can reimburse you."

Raven was stunned for two seconds and said, "Please don't be so easy to talk to. It makes me feel so uncomfortable. You are so depressed. Stand up."

"From a certain perspective, Fu Hua is one of the leaders of the snakes in your world, but she is not in office. She is also one of the Thirteen Heroes, right?" "It's just something from the past. You wouldn't..."

"Yes, you are right, Raven, just go and ask Kevin for the money."

Fu Hua: ???

Why Kevin? Shouldn't it be Alicia?

[It's so funny. If you're looking for Alicia, Alicia will definitely give priority to Bai Zinan's treasury. 】

Bai Zinan: Then this bad woman can comfort me naturally, and then I will be inexplicably dragged away by her to go shopping for the whole day.

Raven: Well done!

"You can do it just by talking? To be honest, I don't believe it."

"Don't be like this, we are friends for life."

Fu Hua took small sips of the wine and watched the two people negotiate quietly.

"A life-and-death friendship? Do you mean that a task that was supposed to be completed in one day took a week to complete? Or... forget it, why would I argue with you?"

"That's good."

Bai Zinan got up and left the bar. After a while, she dragged Kevin in. Kevin was still slurping noodles.

"Kevin, transfer the money."

"Even if I want to transfer such a large sum of money..."

“Ramen in January”

"Well, it's just a cricket bank."

……

“I’m going home, I’m going home, hahahahahahahahaha!! I won’t live if you hit me, wuwuwu”

[Subway old man's phone.jpg, I guarantee that what Raven gave him in the end was flammable oolong tea, and he never got drunk at the Liyue banquet.]

Fu Hua launched an iron fist attack, and Bai Zinan fell to the ground, covering his smoking head.

While complaining, she dragged Bai Zinan and threw her onto the sofa.

"What on earth is wrong with me that I believed Kiana's words and took you out for a drink..."

The story goes back to when Zhongli was brought back to heal his wear and tear.

"Squad leader, did you see him? That's great, I didn't miss him. Did you do anything with him..."

"No, what's wrong with you, Kiana?"

Fu Hua changed into her training clothes and prepared to go to the training ground for her daily training, but when Kiana mentioned Bai Zinan, she didn't mind taking some more time to talk about it.

"How should I put it? It's totally different from what I imagined. It's like there's a gap between him and me. Hmm. I can't say there's a gap, but I always feel like he's a little afraid of me.

Am I scary, Kiana?"

"No, no, squad leader, you are a very nice person, but it's a little hard to hold me."

The Paramecium advanced forward and directly broke through the defense line of the Shenzhou steel plate.

"…Calm down."

Fu Hua resisted the urge to hit someone, as Kiana's small body couldn't withstand a blow from her full of anger.

It's not that I don't want to grow up. Although I retained the ability to grow, no one could have imagined that after defeating the End, those weird heroes would let me lie down with my chest facing down for 5 years.

This directly wipes out the possibility of my own growth...

Kiana didn't realize the seriousness of the situation at all, and continued to finish off the enemy. "Hey, squad leader, don't worry. Look, Bronya is slowly growing stronger."

Can I, who am over 55,000 years old, be compared to Bronya, who went from pressed duck to suckling duck in just a few years?

"Hello, Kiana, excuse me for a moment. I'll be back soon."

Fu Hua started running at full speed and ran into the woods. With a bang, a tree fell down, accompanied by Wendy's scream. It seemed that her foot was broken again.

"Kiana, I'm back. Wendy's leg was broken. I took her to the infirmary."

Fu Hua calmed down and returned to her original place. She was in a bad mood today and didn't want to practice anymore.

"Since the squad leader feels that there is a gap between him and him, why not let him drink after he comes back? After all, there is an old saying in Shenzhou that... after drinking, he spits fire?"

"It's the truth that comes out after drinking."

"It's all Yan anyway! Aunt Jizi often gets drunk and strips off to tell the truth, like weight or something... Eh? Why is the class monitor gone?"

"Kiana..."

Ji Zi appeared behind Kiana without knowing when, and Kiana was arrested.

The memories ended here. Fu Hua rubbed her brows and sat on the sofa, watching the drunk Bai Zinan perform Paradise... Ji, this guy hit his head against the wall.

"I said...are you afraid of me?"

"For example, if you $@&■∧"

【Let me translate it for you. He said that if you don’t hit him in the face with your steel fist, he won’t be afraid.

In fact, he is simply a henpecked husband, except for Delisha and Paramecium. 】

Honkai: Damn it, if you want to die, don’t take me with you.

Fu Hua: Don’t take drunken words seriously.

"I like Fu Hua the most, but ■■■..."

"Well, it's true that the truth comes out when you're drunk."

A certain immortal suddenly became hypocritical, then kindly punched Bai Zinan in the stomach, and then pointed Bai Zinan at the toilet, using all her strength in this punch.

Max emetic effect

Although she didn't know what language the following words were in, Fu Hua was absolutely sure that this guy must still be muttering (feng) to (kuang) his tablet after getting drunk.

One punch, very suitable, couples can improve their relationship through small quarrels and bickering. I am not good at talking, so it should be okay to change it to fighting...

Fu Hua's post-marital policy was decided by accident. If communication was not smooth, she would use her fist to hit his heart in order to gain understanding.

"I don't have work tomorrow, well, I'll occupy you for the day."

Chapter 17 Black Tiger A Fu: Sucking duck and ice pig, prepare to die!

Silence, silence, silence.

Fu Hua and Bai Zinan sat opposite each other, just looking at each other.

Bai Zinan tried to change the topic, but Fu Hua ended it within three sentences.

For example, when asked what to eat for lunch, Fu Hua replied in three sentences, "It's all right. I'll listen to you. I like what you like, too."

Okay, end of topic.

For example, when asked what she plans to do in the future, Fu Hua also said three sentences, "You know time is meaningless to us. As long as we have you, everything is possible."

[Should I say that it is worthy of Fusheng... He shows that he has no opinion at all. 】

Fu Hua: It would be more accurate to say that Bai Zinan made it difficult for me by asking me to make a choice.

Bai Zinan: It’s my fault, it’s my fault… What the hell! You should have some opinions!

Fu Hua: We will be living together anyway, so just cook and eat whatever you want. After all, it’s hard to satisfy everyone.

"I said…"

"I said...well, you go first."

It was rare for Fu Hua to take the initiative to bring up a topic, so Bai Zinan naturally had to encourage her.

"Do you think I can be saved?"

"I've checked it out, and it's not sick. Even if it is, you don't have to be afraid."

Fu Hua blushed. Didn't this guy realize what she was saying? Or was she just being too vague?

"I mean breasts..."

"It's hard to practice boxing if it's big, right? After all, it hasn't changed in 50,000 years..."

"They put me chest down in the sleeping chamber for 50,000 years!"

Fu Hua slammed the table with a red face. Even though she is more than 55,000 years old now, her years as a girl were not happy.

Working from 6am to 10pm every day, having meetings every now and then, and fighting among humans, I haven't even experienced the good years of being a girl yet...

Oh, if it wasn't for the collapse, I seemed to be keen on opening a martial arts school and recruiting disciples...

Accepting a disciple…accepting a disciple…ahhhh

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