They want to hear my voice

Bai Zinan was silent, "Okay, let's go and learn alchemy."

……

"Wuhu, Bai Zi Nan Zero One is completed!"

Tesla ran around with a 20cm-sized Bai Zinan, his face full of excitement. Bai Zinan, who was sitting on the side, was helpless. Is this what you use alchemy for? If Albedo knew about this, he would probably be furious.

"So is the process of making alchemical creatures so complicated?"

[The evaluation is not as good as everyone creating life forms. 】

Tesla: o( ////▽//// )q

Let’s not talk about this matter again.

"Alchemical creatures need to have some flaws and cannot be made perfect."

"Why? Isn't perfection the best?"

Bai Zinan's remarks left Tesla puzzled. It is indeed true that if you do something, you should do it well.

"Why? I can't remember, but this is what my alchemy teacher Albedo said."

"I see."

Looking at the 20cm Bai Zinan that hadn't started yet, Tesla thought for a moment and dismembered him, "This thing of equivalent exchange..."

“Human trials are a no-no.”

Looking at Tesla's eager expression, Bai Zinan suspected that this guy was going to turn into those scumbags in Fullmetal Alchemist.

"I didn't think about it. I remember you mentioned a self-disciplined substitute AI. How did you make it?"

Bai Zinan rubbed out a Tesla's body with his bare hands, well, without any clothes.

"you you you!"

The naked self had an impact on Tesla's vision, and he covered him with his white coat and said, "This is very embarrassing, what are you doing, idiot!"

"You're the one who asked. Just program it this way."

Bai Zinan said as she operated the machine, "This substitute AI has its own will..."

Oh no, I finally remembered what I forgot. Bai Zinan stopped talking abruptly. She said that she would take the scattered soldiers away from Teyvat and work for the Tree of Imaginary Numbers.

"As long as you don't abandon her, there won't be any big problems. Well, okay, Housekeeping Tesla Self-Discipline Doll No. 1, Tesla's housework is left to you."

"Huh? She can't even do this. Is she stupid?"

Some of the hanging eyes were full of disdain. The self-disciplined doll put on a white coat and went directly to Tesla's room. She had to find some clothes first and then start packing.

Tesla scratched his head, "Does this guy even imitate my normal personality and tone?"

"You can think of her as a sister or something."

"Teach me this, it feels so cool."

……

"Have you calmed the fool down?"

Einstein was a little surprised at Bai Zinan's speed. He originally thought that Tesla would occupy Bai Zinan for a long time.

"more or less."

After all, Bai Zinan had not expected that she would scold herself. The self-disciplined puppet Tesla held Tesla's ears and nagged him while cleaning the room, and then the temper flared up against the temper...

It feels like... a menopausal mother and a rebellious daughter

"Let's go and take a look at other mechanical products. Yang's company is going to release peripheral products, and Bronya has made some models based on these. Let's get a few real ones back."

"Okay, those things are pretty aggressive, so let's not take the transport plane, right?"

Einstein smiled and said, "Then you want to carry me and fly?"

You just don’t want to get airsick.

"Of course... No, we're going through the space gate. Airspace control is quite strict recently."

"Ok."

Einstein shrugged. "Let's go. Can you figure out the folding principle of the space gate?"

"It was probably like, a click, and then a bang."

Einstein: ?

Do you want to listen to what you are talking about? What does it mean to have a click and then a bang?

"Let's go."

Bai Zinan pushed Einstein into the space door and pinched his stiff shoulder. "You should relax once in a while. It's not good to be so tense."

Einstein did not answer. He was not a workaholic and would definitely relax.

"Okay, let's save some time and get those mechanical products out together."

After all, this will allow me to spend more time with you.

"Once?"

A space gate opened, and on the other side of the space gate was a manufacturing plant. "Didn't you say that the makers were all dead? Why is there an assembly line?"

"There are always people who like to explore things from fallen civilizations. Aren't you the same in this century?"

It is a fact that Einstein remained silent.

"Who? Huh? Sir, you finally remembered me."

At the other end of the space door, Sanbing turned around and walked out. "You don't need this production line, do you? If you don't need it, I'll take it away."

Bai Zinan dragged out different types of relic mechanisms one after another, "I'm not sending you here. Aren't you looking for the truth about the starry sky?"

A space gate to the tree of imaginary numbers opened, "Go through it and you will know everything."

Sanbing took a look and thought to himself that he had already left his world.

"Young man, which one do you want, the gold uniform? Or the silver uniform? Or this worn-out, plain uniform?"

The scattered soldiers were silent. Is this Bai Zinan's mother? As expected, the more powerful a being is, the more holes in his brain he has.

Chapter 22: Einstein: Well said, let me see how brave you are, dear

"This much should be enough."

Einstein nodded. It seemed that he had no way to entertain himself, nor any place to go with the other party...except the bed.

"Come to think of it, I started working at the Empire 42 Laboratory when I was seventeen..."

And then I was forever fixed at the age of seventeen.

Einstein and Bai Zinan dismantled the machinery and threw it into the laboratory, changed their clothes and left the Anti-Entropy Building.

"What's that look you have? Do you want to see it?"

Einstein remained calm and moved closer to Bai Zinan.

"Don't make trouble."

"Are you shy?"

"No."

"let me see!"

In the alley, Bai Zinan was pressed against the wall by Einstein with an expressionless face. After hearing two clicks, Einstein stood up and said, "I took all the photos of you being shy."

Bai Zinan slowly typed a question mark, and Honkai also slowly typed a question mark.

What kind of bad taste is this?

"Let's go, how about going to a cafe?"

【You really love coffee. 】

Bai Zinan: Actually, I love it too.

You just love everything edible.

"Let's go, let's make it clear first, don't drive."

"Because of motion sickness? Then just hold me and fly over. I don't want to walk anymore. Even if I'm wearing low-heeled boots, my feet will hurt if I walk too much."

"No, just me + car + cafe + date = going to the police station. You don't want to be rescued by Tesla, do you?"

Einstein was silent. She really didn't want to. If Tesla saved her once, she would laugh at herself for a whole year.

"Hmm? Ugh..."

Einstein felt his eyes blurred, and the whole person was held in the arms of Princess Bai Zinan. He subconsciously put his arms around Bai Zinan's neck, "Is it heavy?"

The pressure was on Bai Zinan. This was a life-threatening question: "Do you think you are heavy?"

Einstein's lips curled up slightly. "It must be heavy to have you in my heart."

[How can I respond to this? You can handle it yourself. I'm going to go and have some quiet time. I'm full.]

Bai Zinan: ...Give me some advice, you bastard.

"Why don't you speak?"

The inorganic sound continued to output, "Well, this is it."

The two of them dangled in the air and finally arrived at the coffee shop. Bai Zinan put Einstein down and said, "From a certain perspective, a coffee shop is indeed a suitable place for a date. Do you like listening to opera?"

"Generally, I started working when I was seventeen... How much do you know about my past?"

The two entered the coffee shop and sat in a corner. Einstein spoke incoherently. It was obvious that she had completely given up on the thing called "thinking logic" and simply spoke whatever came to her mind.

"Corners always give a sense of security to those who lack security."

“It cannot be said that everyone knows everything.”

【But there are some differences. 】

Einstein: It's a bit surprising. You didn't travel through time to attack me when I was a few years older, right?

Bai Zinan: Am I really that perverted?

"Then tell me about your life? Before you came into this world."

“It’s a little hard to talk about.”

"I was originally a game geek and a student with a second-year syndrome. My grades weren't very good. Maybe I just had very poor talent."

【It means that one has all the talents except for studying. 】

Einstein: I understand. Tomorrow I will ask him to help me create Heavenly Father.

"Then, there was a nasty guy who grew up with me. He used a family skill to attack my family."

Einstein slowly typed a question mark. This is what family bloodline suppression means, right?

"Later, I was killed by a flying steamroller. In a few days it will be Qingming Festival. My mother found the way to my previous world, and I plan to go back and take a look."

"A flying... steamroller?"

"Yes, what I heard at that time was this sentence, Takizawa Rola da! Then I died, and then it was a long journey."

"You mean meeting us?"

"No, it's more like a journey through the universe. This journey is a tragedy. I turned into a meteor, moving in an uncontrolled direction, and then when I passed by a world, I encountered the will of that world."

[That’s right, it was me, the Honkai Will, and then he grabbed me and pulled me directly into his soul, where divinity and humanity blended together.

Then I became stupid and my IQ was average. 】

Einstein: This... in a sense, is indeed a tragedy, a tragedy of collapse.

"Does that mean you know us?"

"No, it should be something that has collapsed, right?"

[Yes, that's right. I was infected with human nature and ran with his body for a long time. Then in 2000, the second collapse occurred and I accidentally killed my daughter. Fu Hua happened to cut the phone line between me and Xilin, so I ran away.]

Bai Zinan: Mainly because I am about to wake up.