They want to hear my voice

"I'll do it only if I hold you."

Having a soft Theresa in your arms can greatly improve your work efficiency.

"Uh...what's the difference between that and doing it myself?"

Theresa's lips twitched, and she was really trying to figure out a way to get over the wall. "Of course you can, but you can't be sour."

Otto protected her too well, causing Theresa to spend a few days before her wedding to Bai Zinan catching up on this knowledge. Because she lacked so much knowledge, Theresa was still catching up on it for a while after the wedding...

"Well, it's not bitter."

[As we all know, most men cannot be trusted in this regard]

Chapter 24: Rita Wants to Grow Taller

"How about... Theresa, why don't you come down?"

After working for two hours, Bai Zinan lived in Bengbu. This girl moved too much, moving around on her legs. Which old cadre could stand this kind of test?

"Eh? No, it's more comfortable on your legs than on the cushion."

Theresa said as she rubbed back, potato chips in her right hand and comics in her left, "Do you want to eat?"

After saying that, without waiting for Bai Zinan to reply, he stuffed the potato chips into his mouth and said vaguely, "I didn't ask you in detail. Don't blame me if you don't say anything." (I did ask you, don't blame me if you don't say anything)

"You are asking for trouble. Don't blame me, Theresa. If you are willing to admit your mistake, I can forgive you..."

Theresa's body stiffened, something hit her, and her face turned red instantly.

"I'd better...go down..."

【Want to leave? Too late! Judas! 】

Theresa: That's my Judas! Even if you are Honkai, it's impossible... Ah, Judas, what are you doing!

Judas: Who is Theresa? I don't know her. I'm not familiar with her.

The golden iron chain tied Theresa's body and Bai Zinan's body together, "Come on, torture each other."

[Torture each other ~ until we grow old ~! ]

Theresa: (＊／ω＼＊)

Put me down! I'm already old! Don't torture each other!

The door to the bishop's room opened, and Rita poked her head in. "Lady Theresa, it's time...I'm sorry to bother you."

The shy maid hesitated for two seconds and closed the door with a red face. In fact, the shy maid is very thin-skinned.

"Ahhh, Bai Zinan! Rita saw us, it's all your fault... Oooo! No more biting, at least... not here! Put me down! I can bite you."

Bai Zinan let go of Theresa. Theresa blushed and didn't look at Bai Zinan. She sat on the carpet with potato chips and comics in her hands, flipping through the comics and saying harsh words.

"Damn you Bai Zinan, one day I will make you bow down to the world's cutest Theresa. You dare not say anything I say."

[This dream is very far away. My suggestion is to wait until the next life, but there is no next life, dear Theresa.]

Theresa: Go to hell!

Theresa was particularly "angry". Bai Zinan was obviously henpecked and afraid of everyone except Kiana, herself and Alicia. Well... if we count the other world, there was also a yellow-haired fool.

(Bai Zinan: Let me clarify, it’s not that I’m not afraid, it’s because she’s a fun person, and fun people just want to be happy. The only people I’m not afraid of are the three idiots.)

[It's so funny, how can you be afraid of yourself? Maybe you are afraid of yourself when you are stupid? ]

Bai Zinan: I thought about it, Theresa is right, go to hell.

"Ahhh, what's going on with the Science Research Institute under the Mandate of Heaven? Why did they raise the same questions as the one in the previous era? Bread and cats make a perpetual motion machine?"

Bai Zinan was overwhelmed when she saw the document. "Also, Theresa, you are now the Bishop of Heaven's Destiny. Don't report the money you spent on buying Houmu and Teriri as public funds!"

"Hey?"

"Fortunately, you haven't disbanded the Valkyrie system yet. Let me take a look at this... Is this Rita's application? Paid vacation? It's not impossible. Maid Shi has worked hard and made great contributions."

Bai Zinan looked at the application form in her hand and fell into deep thought. It was really hard for Rita to take care of Theresa, although it was more likely that this maid was in the late stage of larva control, while Theresa was a larva that would never expire.

"Well, Theresa..."

"I am not your Theresa now, I am the magical girl Teriri"

Theresa was so absorbed in reading that she said without thinking, "If you want to find your cutest Theresa, please look for her after get off work. Don't slack off during work hours."

"What's Rita's work private number?"

"Ah, usually I just yell Rita and she'll appear. You can try it, but there's a high chance she'll ignore you."

"That's it..."

Bai Zinan thought for a moment, and then turned into a cute little boy in Theresa's horrified eyes, "Theresa, look carefully, this is me when I was a child."

"Come out, Rita!!!"

"My lord, I am here. What can I do for you?"

A rose-colored afterimage passed in front of Theresa and appeared in front of Bai Zinan, her expression full of excitement, and the thought of "stay like this and let me take care of you" was almost written on her face.

Rita: This is a treasure! It can be transformed! It’s great! Theresa’s family is a treasure!

"Rita..."

Theresa felt betrayed, and the comic book in her hand no longer interested her. It turned out that Rita was not obsessed with Theresa.

"Lady Theresa, Rita is here."

Theresa: What's with that look on your face saying stay away from me?

Rita: Although she is a baby-obsessed person, Rita sometimes also wants to see her children grow up.

"Sir, is there anything you need from Rita? Please leave it to her."

Rita looks reliable, but Bai Zinan, who is familiar with Rita's attributes, doesn't believe her. It can be said that Sister Tazi is 50-50 with Hatake in the world of Honkai Impact 3rd.

If you say she is great, then everything she does will end up being a failure; if you say she is useless, then she only knows a little bit about everything.

"It's about the leave you requested."

Rita was stunned for two seconds. What vacation?

The memories that were suppressed deep in my mind surged up. Vacation... That was the thing that Theresa had been dragging on...

Rita weighed the propensity between the young boy Bai Zinan and her own vacation, and she decided to give up her vacation.

"This? I don't think I'll be tired after seeing you, my Lord. Is there anything you need Rita to do?"

The look in Rita's eyes when she looked at Bai Zinan was full of strange emotions. Of course, the setting of the character of Rita Rossweisse was originally strange.

Obsessive-compulsive disorder, child control, mysophobia, 100% failure, all-around combat maid...

"I think something is wrong with you. You can rest now."

The young boy Bai Zinan felt frightened when Rita stared at him. He had a premonition that if he really fulfilled Rita's wish to take care of him, his level of useless person would definitely be higher than Zhongli who was traveling around the world.

Maybe Rita could change herself into her shape in just 21 days. Bai Zinan shuddered at the thought. No, absolutely not!

"Rita feels very well. Is there really no need for help? How about letting Rita take care of your catering?"

"No, no, no, you should go and rest. Where are you going on vacation? You've worked hard taking care of Theresa."

"This is what Rita should do. Since the adults insist that Rita rest, Rita hopes to spend some time back in England."

The maid's eyes were full of disappointment. "If you are in this state, please feel free to use Rita if you need anything."

[Tsk, use it, right? Bai Zinan, give her a look and let her dehydrate for three days.]

Bai Zinan: What hatred or grudge is there, Rita? Just give it up. I am the transformable larva that you have been longing for!

In just a few minutes, Rita has come up with several (hundreds) of outfits for the little boy, as well as a daily schedule for taking care of him.

“What a shame.”

After Rita left, there were constant sighs in the corridor.

"Bai Zinan! Tell me! How did you manage to grow or shrink at will? You just used the power of restraint, right? Teach me!"

After Rita left, there was still a heavyweight Theresa. The dwarf had wanted to grow taller for decades!

Chapter 25: Orchid Dell: Cheating is not good/Should I call you uncle or brother-in-law?

"Ahhh, you lied, why haven't you grown taller!"

"Is it possible that you will never grow taller in your life, and the rules of restraint will be useless."

【Have you ever thought that what you said was too hurtful? 】

Theresa: That's right, that's so hurtful! You don't love me at all

"What kind of kid are you?"

Theresa opened her mouth, wanted to say something, then stopped, took small steps to Bai Zinan, and untied Vishnu's genetic restrictions with a heavy kick.

Anyway, this guy is very tough in every aspect. I kicked him with all my strength. Eh? This time, my foot didn't hurt at all.

"Can't I be a kid in front of you? I don't need to pretend to be the principal or the bishop of destiny in front of you! You are really an idiot!"

Theresa was looking for something in the bookshelf while talking. Finally, she took out a notice with a smug look on her face and stuffed it into Bai Zinan's hand. "This is the responsibility of the school principal!"

"That being said, why don't you take back this serious warning notice? I really can't go to school!"

"Hold it to me!"

Constraint is a conceptual thing. Assuming Theresa can't grow taller because of the limitation of her body, then she can just set a reverse constraint for herself to remove the limitation...

But Theresa squeezed enough Honkai energy from Bai Zinan to cause five major Honkais, but it did not change her current situation of being a dwarf, so Theresa started to find fault.

"There are still three hours until the end of the get off work day, and you still have 1438 documents to process. Don't waste time. Oh, go quickly. I'm reading a comic for a while. Do you not love me anymore? Am I stupid for your beloved Deli?"

Bai Zinan was hit so hard by the combo that she couldn't say anything.

[Fuck, you bastard, calm down. Theresa can't be discounted in half. Calm down. She doesn't have the immortality of Dead Man A! ]

Bai Zinan: I am very calm. When you see so many substitute AI Bai Zinans I created, you will know what I am going to do.

"What power is this? Let me play with it, please."

Seeing Bai Zinan appearing one after another, Theresa had some evil thoughts.

"Don't think I don't know that you just want to use this bunch of substitutes to let you go so you can slack off!"

Bai Zinan: Your plan has been discovered, Theresa →ω→

After all, I have done such a thing before, how could I not know what Theresa wants to do?

(Hu Zhaigong: Well said, so when will you take me over to eat all kinds of fried tofu?)

"Hey, is this who I am in your eyes?"

Theresa tried to get away with it cutely. Looking at the AI ​​dolls Bai Zinan who were filling in for her, her eyes lit up. "Is it really impossible? Just give me one, just one!"

[No, but it’s better than that. ]

Theresa: Oh, I'm so sad.

"I think Theresa..."

Bai Zinan was just about to say that she felt Theresa should exercise her abilities. It was not okay to be a mascot in the position of Bishop of Heaven's Destiny. This was at least the family business that Otto had been fighting for for five hundred years.

But on second thought, it is because Theresa is silly and no different from a mascot that she is cute, like the sage king who lived for three thousand years...

It is indeed cute, but too dangerous, just like Otto who lived for five hundred years... No, the Sage King is no match for Otto. No one can control the development and direction of the entire world like Otto.

Bai Zinan gathered his scattered thoughts and turned his attention back to Theresa.

"Okay, I agree."

"Okay, love you! I'm going to read the comics, keep going, and also, won't you go back to your original height?"

[Tsk, what is Theresa talking about? Isn't it good to be like this? It would be great if I were as tall as you.]

Rita: Honkai is right!

Bai Zinan: Damn, Rita is still eavesdropping.

"Wait for me, let's read comics together, and leave the work to the substitute AI!"