They want to hear my voice

You are the boss, your whole family is boss. Sooner or later, Bronya will turn into a suckling duck, and let you, an amoeba, know what the boss duck's counterattack is.

Bronya's resentment grew even stronger.

"I've already said that she's right, why are you even angrier?"

Bai Zinan couldn't understand.

After some tidying up, Bai Zinan finally tidied up the room. Bronya was playing games in the living room, glancing at Bai Zinan from time to time.

"Speaking of which, where is my temple?"

"It was Bronya, the amoeba, the temple was killed by Himeko-sensei."

Since the other party has given you a nickname, you don't have to take it so seriously.

"The Heavy-Armored Bunny is hungry. If the amoeba can't cook, stay away from the kitchen. Don't blow up the kitchen like the paramecium. Wait for Mei-sister to come back and cook."

[Is this the daily life of the cooking lady? Speaking of which, I didn’t get to taste the cooking skills of my cooking lady during the few days I was in Changkong City. ]

Bronya: Although Bronya doesn't want to admit it, but... the title of cook is indeed suitable for Mei-sister... Mei-sister is Bronya's!

No matter from the perspective of Kiana and Mei's sisters or Cocolia's mother, no matter how I try to distance myself from them, they are all related to the amoeba.

In terms of interests, you can only choose one of the two, your daughter or your so-called "wife"

This guy is obviously not a daughter slave, otherwise how could he abandon the children in the orphanage? If he had revealed his identity earlier, maybe the X-10 experiment would not have continued.

As expected, everything was Bai Zinan's fault.

"Amoeba, you are so bad."

"?"

"Nothing, Bronya wants to know everything about Honkai."

Bai Zinan on the side was stunned. Bronya was obviously distracted, but she didn't pay attention to the operations in her hands at all, as if she had played the game so many times that it had become muscle memory.

[Oh? My business? ]

"Honkai is an exam, but I think Honkai has a big brain hole, a chuunibyou. If I must say, he is an invigilator with a brain hole."

As the words fell, the Buluoya on the screen stopped moving. Bronya looked at Bai Zinan with resentment on her face. It was all the fault of Honkai. Buluoya's record was almost broken.

One sentence can express many things, for example, the amoeba is not completely collapsed, it is most likely symbiotic or some other state. After all, no matter how stupid the amoeba is, it cannot be alone.

"I'm back. Bronya, aren't you feeling unwell? Why are you still playing games?"

"It's all Bai Zinan's fault."

"???"

As soon as Mei entered the room, she saw Bronya sitting on the ground playing games, with an amoeba following her... no, it was Hyakushinan.

【Oh, my dear cook, I miss you so much. 】

Bronya: ...Bronya suggests you go to private chat.

Amoeba's behavior would make Bronya feel unhappy. Look, Bronya has sent the fangs again.

You're a damned wreck.

Mei Raiden: Although I have missed being called the 'cook lady' before, actually after hearing it I always feel like beating him to death.

You are the cook!

"Mei, long time no see."

"It's only been a few days."

Mei didn't say much. After washing her hands, she went straight into the kitchen. With one more mouth to feed, her burden became heavier. How about trying to cultivate amoeba to cook?

Wait, what amoeba? Mei, you are so rude. Although you are almost stupid, you won’t blow up the kitchen like Kiana, right?

"Bai Zinan, can you come in and help me? It's okay if you can't cook."

[It is rare to see a cook who needs help with cooking. 】

Bronya: Bronya just thinks Mei-sister intends to use you as a tool, not that she needs your help.

After all, Paramecium Kiana eats as much as three Bronyas.

Mei: Bronya is right, so I want to train this amoeba to be a househusband.

"Mei, here I come~"

Bai Shinan directly hugged Raiden Mei from behind. He clearly felt the girl in his arms stiffen her body, and the murderous gaze coming from behind.

"Bai Zinan, what are you doing! Are you an amoeba? This soup is going to become salty!"

That's right, there was too much soy sauce because of Bai Shinan's hug. In order not to waste food, Raiden Mei decided to let Bai Shinan eat with soy sauce. In order to ensure the taste of the soup, Raiden Mei made a new base sauce.

"Mei, why are you calling me that? I'm obviously smarter than single-celled organisms!"

Amoeba withdrew his hand awkwardly, feeling that there was something wrong with that sentence, but after thinking about it, it seemed that there was nothing wrong.

[Of course there is a problem. Why do you want to compare your IQ with that of single-celled organisms? ]

Bai Zinan: What you said makes a lot of sense. So what should I say? I am a hundred times smarter than an amoeba?

Bronya: Actually, stupid Kiana also said that she is a hundred times smarter than Paramecium.

So you and Honkai have a symbiotic relationship? If I kill you, everything will be over, right?

Bai Zinan: Honkai, why didn't you kick Banya out of the channel? And if I die, Honkai will be free.

You think we are one body with two souls! Put down your heavy-duty bunny, be careful of accidental discharge! Let's talk it over nicely!

I won't show mercy just because you are my wife!

Bronya: Sorry, I'm older than Ben!

Wait a minute, the squad leader seems to be from Shenzhou, and the Shenzhou tablet... So that's what it means!

【Sorry, I forgot.】

In the mental space, Honkai had a funny expression on his face, without any apology at all, and even showed "I did it on purpose" on his face, which made Bai Zinan couldn't help but kick him.

Chapter 24 Bai Zinan: I don’t feel bad if it’s not my own

"Amoeba, that's sugar, not salt. What? Do you have a sweet tooth?"

"That won't work either, this is salt-baked chicken, not sugar-baked chicken!"

“Hey, dark soy sauce is different from light soy sauce! Stop it now! Ahhhh, Bai Zinan! You amoeba, I’ll leave the other one to you! Don’t worry, this guy won’t hit me!”

"I regret letting him in to help!"

Mei's screams came from the kitchen. The behavior of the amoeba was even worse than that of the paramecium, causing Mei to throw aside all her manners as a lady. A flash of lightning passed by, "Scumbag! Cherish the ingredients for me! Don't think I can be a coward just because you are Honkai Impact 3rd!"

Bronya poked her head toward the kitchen.

[How come the Herrscher of Thunder awakened early? The plan to train the third Herrscher was aborted. Woohoo!]

Lei Lu: Bastard, look at your character, you still want to discipline me? You look so weak and submissive that you should be disciplined! Let me see if you are developing normally.

Another thing is that I am too introverted and I didn’t react even when my person was about to be snatched away.

Mei: Actually I don’t care 2333

Bronya: Let's not talk about training for now. I can't defeat the Third Herrscher in this state. Is Cocolia's mother asking me to do this for free?

Also, the Heavy Armored Bunny detected that the Honkai energy exceeded the limit, and Teacher Himeko and the principal should be here soon.

Looking at the pots and pans floating up due to electromagnetic factors, the amoeba panicked, "Xiao San, this is not my fault!"

The Herrscher of Thunder, also known as the third Herrscher, can be called a mistress.

"Mistress? Mistress, you're such a jerk! All the pots and pans are mine!"

The bowl of soy sauce that Bai Zinan poured too much was blown towards Bai Zinan's face.

[Get out of the way, get out of the way, I don’t want to smell like soy sauce! 】

Bai Zinan: Hiding? Hiding is impossible! I saw you were quite happy to switch sides before?

Let's die together, collapse!

With a crisp bang, Bai Zinan slapped the flying soy sauce bowl over, and the black soy sauce flew out.

"блядь (fuck)"

A swear word made both of them stop. The heavily armed bunny holding the camera stood still, and Bronya's silver hair was covered with black juice.

[Do you like soy sauce-flavored pressed duck? ]

Mei: Another me, if you keep throwing it down like this you’ll be hungry tonight, and what if it really hits Bai Shinan?

Lei Lu: It was you who allowed it, and now you blame me! We are one, why do you favor Bai Zinan?

Woman, I see through you. Don't call me anymore! Live your whole life with your paramecium and amoeba!

Mei: Eh? No, that's not what I meant!

Lei Lu: The other me is dead! Goodbye.

Bronya: блядь, Bronya will kill you, an amoeba, today no matter what!

I'll start with Xier's account and settle it with you.

"Die, amoeba!"

Bronya had a blank expression on her face. The heavily armed bunny behind her put the camera to the other side and aimed the black gun hole at Bai Zinan.

A beam of light spurted out, and Bai Zinan subconsciously fell backwards, taking down Mei who was comforting Lei Lu with her. The sound of the explosion covered up the dull sound of the two people falling to the ground.

Kiana, who was scolded for sleeping in class, just arrived at the dormitory door when she heard a loud noise. The dormitory kitchen exploded, and the scale of the explosion was larger than the last time she cooked.

"It turns out there are people with worse talent than me... Why did Bronya and Bai Shinan fight?"

[Could it be that Cocolia forcibly controlled Banya? ]

Momoshinan and Mei: It’s obviously the soy sauce’s problem!

Bronya: Sine!

The heavily-armored Bunny punched Bai Zinan, and Bai Zinan flew out of the shattered window holding Meiyi.

"Amoeba, don't run! Put Mei-nee down! Fight Bronya one-on-one!"

"Bai Zinan, she's after you, put me down."

Mei Raiden blushed, but then she thought it didn't make sense. Bronya was chasing him, so why should she be chased along with him?

[Hehe, you don't understand this, right? This is called taking advantage of someone openly! ]

Mei: I... am speechless.

Bronya: Eat tofu? Tonight we're eating amoeba brain tofu. Reload Bunny, shoot that guy down!

Bai Zinan: I'm going to eat your mother's tofu, okay? First think about how to calm this guy down without getting hurt.

"Mei, how are you? Are you okay?"

Bai Zinan always asked Honkai for advice, and Honkai would act like an ostrich, bury his head and live in harmony with the world. Thus, Bai Zinan's worst plan was born.

"Well... I'm not injured and I'm in good condition. How about you?"

Mei felt inexplicably touched, but her sixth sense made her feel uneasy.

"As for me," Bai Zinan avoided Bronya's light, "that must be good."

[In the old version, Gan Jiang threw his wife to hurt him, and now Amoeba throws his wife to calm down. It's so ridiculous, but I like it. Watch out! ]

[Human cannon, the third Herrscher, fire! ]

Bronya:?

Kiana:?

Ji Zi, Delisha and Fu Hua who just arrived:?

Raiden Mei:?

Immediately afterwards, Mei Raiden felt a void under her body, and the scenery around her changed rapidly. She was thrown out by Bai Shinan, and the target was Bronya.

"Mei!!"